Insimenator.org

Another one from the old site. The concept is simple: you put something into said machine, and the next person posts what they receive. They then put something into the vending machine and...

Example: Say I were to post first, and Squinge posted next...


So I'll start...

*inserts heap of old empty Spam tins*

*Receives a roll of quarters*

*Inserts a fish*

*gets sushi*

*insert cookies*

*Receives joy*

*Inserts a vase*

*gets hit in the face with it*

*inserts a light saber*

*recieves a yoda doll*

*inserts a jar of fireflies*

*gets a new lamp*(fancy)

*inserts Spock*

*recieves pointy ears*

*inserts a car wreck*

*gets a car*

*inserts a cat*

*recieves claws*

*inserts silver hair*

*recieves grandfather*

*inserts ponytail*

^I meant my own silver hair.. which is sorta creepy at the age of 15.

*recieves baldness*

*inserts homes*

*receives gardens :D*

*inserts lucky socks*

*recieves smelly shoes*

*inserts witch costume*

*gets smacked in the head with a broom*

*inserts lucky charms*

*gets a leprechan* yay I caught one!

*inserts a birthday cake & some party music*

*dodges a custard pie and a stereo*

*inserts a jedi*

*Receives a Sith*

*Inserts an Easter egg*

*recieves a picture of a rabbit doing a chicken* :P

*inserts a thin book of rules for her house*

*Receives a piece of paper that says, "Flush or DIE"*

*Inserts an empty bowl*

* receives popcorn*

* enters vacuum*

*receives a clean capet*

*inserts a caravan and a v8 engine*

*receives a revved up glass of vegetable juice and a camel*
*inserts a sock and a puppy*

*recieves a chewed bone and the other sock*

*inserts a penguin and a half-eaten cheesecake*

*a scarf and a toothache*

*inserts carrots and broccoli*

*Receives baby food*

*Inserts headphones and a kitten*

*recieves an Ipod in a bowl of milk*

*inserts pile of oranges and dirty laundry*

*receives a grungy can of spray tan*

*inserts a 500-page book and a soda*

*Receives a good time*

*Inserts guitar and chocolate bar*

*claws at machine to get the chocolate bar out again, but only recieves soothing guitar music*

*inserts a light bulb and instructions for installing a chameleon circuit*

*Receives a dictionary*

*Inserts a bowl of cereal*

*Receives honey nut cheerios*

*Inserts Japanese Kanji dictionary*

*Recieves nunchucks*  ;D

*Inserts a lighter*

*recieves Perez Hilton*

*inserts a thing of fun dip*

*Recieves an extra serving of fun dip*

*inserts a vip pass*

*Recieves the key to the stage door*

*Inserts 2 odd socks*

*Receives two odd shoes*

*Inserts angel wings*

*recieves used halo*

*inserts curtains*

*recieves scrim*

*inserts a telephone*

*recieves talakative parrot*

*inserts cup of rain water*

*recieves rain water tank*

*inserts harmonica*