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This game was from the old site, and it was fun!
Hopefully everyone knows how to play.

Person 1: Would you rather...
Person 2: (answers and asks a new question)

Let's play it!

Would you rather hug your worst enemy for two whole minutes, or punch your best friend in the gut?

Star Wars. I can't stand LOTR.

Would you rather kiss your monitor or burn your elbow?

Kiss my monitor...that doesn't hurt?

Would you rather make 20 spelling errors a day or have a zit on the end of your nose?

20 spelling errors a day. I do that already.

Would you rather spend a day floating in the ocean or a day floating on clouds?

if clouds were possible to float in then yes :)

WYR, Play be a sim in sims 3 or 2?

Sims 2, Sims 3 sims look like post-skin graft burn victims.

Would you rather slip on a banana peel every time you went to visit family, or flatulate loudly every time you went on a date?

Slip on a banana peel. At least it's with people who are already in my family.

Would you rather go to high school, or work in one?

Neither, High School sucks. But if I really HAVE to choose, probably work, so I can give out more detentions and be stricter about bathroom( The stuff I witnessed in my one high school that happened in bathrooms...Screw smoking in the corner with friends...what has been seen can not be unseen!)


WYR, be human torch or Mr. Fantastic?

Human Torch

Would you rather fly in Wonderwoman's invisible plane or Batman's Batmobile?

The big BM.

Would you rather hang out with the Flash or thr Green Lantern?

Green Lantern because he's green.

WYR go out for a day with Darth Vader or Chubaca?

(Actually, judging from SuperFriends, Green Lantern is black, he just has green powers)

Chewy, he seems fun and fluffy.

Would you rather have the ability to solve complex problems or work well with your hands?

^ Win.

Work well with my hands. But complex problems is pretty cool too. Still, hands.

Would you rather dream about sims, or play sims all night?

Dream, that way I get fun and rest.

Would you rather work with children or the elderly?

Jamie, I mean the outfit, you silly person you 1tehe

Children, they always seem to love me. o_O

Do you think Light saber is a lamp, or powered by AAA? XD

Neither, it's a laser of course. A powerful one, somehow harnessed into a certain length, made into a controllable weapon.

Would you rather play golf or sit at home doing NOTHING (both equally boring IMO)?

sit at home and do nothing. I spend my time like this anyways xD

WYR jump of high building or small building but land in thorns?

Small building. Thorns don't kill people. They just hurt.

Would you rather have a spanking as a kid, or get beat up as an adult?

Get spanked as a kid. Getting beat up as an adult would be humiliating.

Would you rather swim in shark infested waters, or go hiking in a forest known for it's grizzly bear population?

Bears. On land I have a chance at defending myself.

Would you rather try to dance when you don't know the steps or try to sing when you don't know the words (both in front of people)?

Dance. I can make it up as I go

WYR brake up with some one nicely or them brake up with you not so nicely?

Break up with them nicely.

Would you rather eat raw dear meat, or cooked rattlesnake?

Cooked rattlesnake, safer.

Would you rather eat soup or gumbo (theres a difference)?

Soup since I've never had gumbo.

Would you rather date a very unattractive very rich person, or a very attractive very poor person?

Poor person. Especially if the rich person was ugly inside.

Would you rather belly flop on porcupine or punch an already angry gorilla?

Punch the gorilla. If he did try something, I would have my arms to (try) and protect me.

Would you rather get into a crappy band's concert for free, or pay big bucks for a really awesome band's concert?

Pay big bucks for the awesome band.

Would you rather have your laptop stolen, but replaced (free) with a newer-better one, or be able to regain all of your old files and programs at the cost of buying a new computer?

My stuff is always backed up somewhere rather then on the laptop, so steal and new one please :3

WYR fall of the tree and land on sharp glass or mountain?

I'll take the mountain for $700, please.

Would you rather ... have to bury your pet fish, or be told that your dog is going blind?

Bury my pet fish. Presumably, it's already dead an has nothing to lose. And look at the bright side. It can turn into compost for a rose bush.  :p

Would you rather spend $200 on your parents, or $100 on yourself?

Oh dear ..... I WOULD spend $200 on my parents, but .... I would RATHER spend the $100 on me.

Would you rather be a respected police detective, or a respected mystery writer writing about a police detective?

Respected mystery writer. In the non fiction world, heroes aren't invincible.  :p

Would you rather buy something for your mom or your dad?

Mom. I get along better with her than my dad. I mean, like I get along with them both.. But I just spend more time with mum.. and me and my dad have a sorta.. teasing relationship..

Would you rather have a dog as a pet or be a dog?

Have a dog as a pet.

Would you rather spend the night in a haunted house with your best friend or stay on a deserted island with a bunch of strangers?

Haunted house with my best friend/boyfriend.

Would you rather have a headache or heartache?

Headache, for sure.

Would you rather go to Canada or Mexico?

I like maple syrup and I like moose...Yeah.

WYR have 4 cats or one large dog( I mean like Great Dane large)

I'd rather have the large dog. I love large dogs even Great Dane size. I have 2 German Shepards and 2 Siberian Huskys of my own :P

Would you rather go see Iron Man 2 or the new Nightmare on Elm Street?

Four cats. Been there done that already.

Iron Man 2

WYR lick somebodys foot or armpit?

Armpit. I already did a joke to my husband, he just came outta shower too so it was cool XD

No question, then~?

Would you rather have a collection of corpses hidden in your garage, or be forced to drink lard?

Ah, sorry about that xD

Darn, you have some questions o-O Neither really...Both are equally gross.


WYR swim in your most hated drink or is your most hated food?

Hahaha, I suppose I do.

Most hated drink. Swimming in a vat of tomato juice doesn't sound THAT bad. Except I might sink and die.

Would you rather attened Hogwarts in the Marauders' Era or the Modern Era? (With Harry, Ron, and Hermione~~etc)

Uh.. Marauders and I'd seduce Severus

Would you rather kiss the Giant Squid or Dumbledores wrinkly behind?

Giant Squid, I have too much respect for Dumbledore to force that upon either of us.

Would you rather be sorted into Ravenclaw of Gryffindor?

(Respect? Dumbledork? hehe. Not me!)

Ravenclaw.

Would you rather, find out the other reason they call her 'Moaning Myrtle' or kiss Argus Filch?

Ack, I think I'll take ... Myrtle xD Because she's just a ghost. And Filch is sick flesh and blood. Uck.

Would you rather be best friends with the Weasley twins or Snape's favorite student?

O.o Hard question time! Weasley twins best friend.. we could.. can I say that on here?

Would you rather be best at Charms or Potions?

xD

Uhmmm .... Charms. I think swishing and flicking would be a better skill in close combat than knowing how to brew a nice draught of the living dead.

Would you rather be a supevillain or on the Justice League?

Supervillain. They have all the coolest outfits.

Would you rather date both Weasley twins or Ronald?

Pfft, both twins, Ron's a hopeless dork <3

Would you rather be an Animagus or a Metamorphmagus?

Metamorphmagus. I'd kill to be able to change my appearance like that.

Same question

Definitely a Metamorphmagus.

If you could bring back one character from the grave while the (HP)books were still going to change the sequence of events, who would it be?

(Wrong game I think)

Snape! All the way Snape! Loverly loverly snaaaape.

Would you rather kiss Nagini or Hedwig?

(You were right, my bad! I just throw out responses and forget where I am.)

Hedwig.

Would you rather be a test subject for one of Ron's potions or let Neville practice a hex on you?

Neville practice a hex. As long as someone who knew the counter-curse was standing nearby.

Would you rather be a test subject to Gred and Forge's pranks or be subject to Ginnys temper?

The twins, I'm sure they'd ah, eventually fix me if I was broken.

Would you rather have Ginny Weasley as a best friend, or Luna Lovegood?

Luna Lovegood.

Would you rather be friends with Draco Malfoy or Crabbe and Goyle?

Draco Malfoy, at least he's got a functional brain.

Would you rather spend the night in the Shrieking Shack or a night in the House of Gaunt?

Shrieking Shack. Its only Wolf-boy.

Would you rather be stuck with Edward Cullen forever or Bella Swan?

Either would e a death sentence.

Would you rather be forced to watch an OC or Grey's Anatomy marathon?

OC. I can actually stand that a bit.

Would you rather have to watch a Miley Cyrus or a Taylor Swift concert?

Oh my goodness. Both would be really, really bad. I guess Miley. I hate Taylor's voice.

Would you rather eat melted ice cream or take a cold shower?

(Either Bella or Edward would be a death sentence. But think Jamie, it doesn't have to be a death sentence for you.  ;))

Eat (drink?) melted ice cream.

Would you rather be locked in a room, or locked out or any type of house?

Locked in the room.

Would you rather be in a cartoon or in a movie?

Cartoon, cartoons have endless possibilities.

Would you rather be blind (not physically) and be happy, or know the truth even if it's bad?

The truth, even if it's bad.

Would you rather be a lion or a giraffe?

A lion.

Would you rather be a bird or a fish?

A bird.

Would you rather eat an entire chocolate cake or eat an entire tub of ice cream (pretending in a wonderful fantasy world that you wouldn;t get sick or gain weight)?

What flavor ice cream?  ;D

Would you rather wear no socks, and shoes; or no shoes, but socks?

(Chocolate cake!!!! *drools* I think I have actually eaten a whole cake on my own, several times. Though, not all at once... But I could  ;D)

Depends on the situation. I don't like to only wear socks outside, but I don't like not to wear socks in my shoes either...

Would you rather eat Mexican food or Chinese food for a whole year?

Probably Chinese.

Would you rather eat only broccoli and carrots for a year, or go a year without cake?

I think I would manage to go a whole year without cake (as long as I had chocolate...). I would not manage to live on only vegetables a whole year...

Would you rather be without Sims or without internet for a whole year?

Without Sims. I can't live without my net. It helps me talk to all my friends (Heres looking at you Carlie!)

Would you rather be 6 forever or 16?

(I woulda picked no internet. I've tried a year without sims, and I almost died.)

I'm not sure... I've never been 16...

Would you rather be 3 forever, or 30?

( ;D)
(I've been sixteen. Whole lot different than a freshie. But then again. Girls apparently mature faster. (I call BS though.))

30. At least there I won't crap my pants. Had to say it. :D

Would you rather be 18 or 27?

(ah, to be childish and innocent again :D I do miss that... I feel like I'm 3 sometimes, and I do miss that...)

Never been 27, and 18 was blah... so I'm not sure.

Would you rather be a cat or a dog?

Um... a dog, than I could run! :D

Would you rather be a guinea pig or a muffin?

Guinea pig. They don't get eaten as much.

Would you rather watch a movie or read a book?

Read a book. Movies tend to annoy me.

Would you rather look like the new Mad Hatter or the new Red Queen?

Red queen, but blue eyeshadows must go and keep my hair natural please. Although I loved how Alice looked though.

WYR tap dance or RnB dance?

Tap dance.

Would you rather submit yourself to a makeover by a drag queen (not that it's a bad thing) or let someone give you a haircut underwater?

Drag queen-Some know how to do a great makeover!

Would you rather be able to stop time or fly

Stop time - I don't want to be mistaken as some sort of UFO.

Would you rather be a ninja or a samurai?

Samurai.

Would you rather do something hard and rewarding, or something easy and minimal?

Hard and rewarding.

Would you rather be a pirate or a sailor?

Pirate. At least I don't have to wear a stupid sailor outfit.

MadTV or Saturday Night Live?

Wrong game I think xD but Saturday Night Live.

Would you rather re-live high school or lose a job with benifits?

Relive HS so I would correct mistakes I made.

Would you rather ride the bus or ride the subway?

Subway, those are fun.

Would you rather have skills in pottery or glass blowing?

Glass blowing!


Would you rather be able to sing, or able to draw?

Uhh.. Draw. I'm too shy to sing anyway.

Would you rather get a splinter under a fingernail or in your behind?

In my behind, most definitely.

Would you rather have to live in a box or live in a train car?

Train car.

Would you rather be busy all the time or have nothing to do ever?

Nothing to do ever. More sim time  ;D

Would you rather have stomach flu, or achy one?

Achy one.

Would you rather babysit a pair of six-year-olds or have your sims game eaten by a mammoth?

Babysit six year olds!!!

Same question.

6 year olds.

Would you rather work hard and never succeed, but know you tried or just give up and not try for anything?

work hard and never succeed, but know I tried. I hate people who just don't try.

Would you rather be an Aussie or American?
(No offense at all. I like both obviously)

Never been an Aussie. Let's give it a go. My flight leaves on the 27th.  :D
(No, not really.)  :p
I think I'd choose American, I don't really know any other kind of nationality.

Would you rather have a job with a lot of mental work (rocket science), or a lot of physical work?

Ew! physical.

Same question.

Mental work. I'm laaaazy. :P

Would you rather be hated for something you are or loved for something you're not.

Hated for what I am. There's no honor in being fake.

Would you rather handwrite something or type it?

Type it. My handwriting is shocking. I can't even read it.

Would you rather be friends with Kylie Minogue or Danni?

Neither.

Would you rather smell a good scent all day or taste a good taste all day?

Taste a good taste all day

Would you rather grow your own vegatables or buy them in a store?

Grow them myself.

Would you rather have a life like a sim or like a celebrity?

Life-like.

Would you rather have a cartoony looking sim, or one that looks like you and me?

The latter.

Would you rather sit through two hours of Vampire Diaries or read the entire Twilight saga?

Read the Twilight saga. I can't stand Vampire Diaries.

Would you rather be kidnapped by Voldemort or Dumbledore?

Dumbledore, at least he'd be a good host.

Would you rather be cursed by Voldemort or Dumbledore?

Ummm... Hmmm... Voldemort?

Would you rather be Louis or Lestat?  ;D  My kinda Vampires...

idk Lestat :P

Would you rather walk in the park or sit by the pond?

Then choose Louis  :D

Tough one... Go under a Willow Tree?

Okay. sit by the pond  :kiss:

Would you rather have Dark Chocolate or Milk Chocolate?

Dark Chocolate
SESE 2heart
 :kiss:
Would you rather spam IS or ISA?

IS.
Because reasons.


Would you rather have sunburn or frost bite?

I just want Spam. Yummy...

Sunburn.. I guess   :-\

Would you rather explore the moon, or the deepest ocean?

Deepest ocean

would you rather walk or run?

Walk, I have terrible stamina.

Would you rather work or school?

School. Those darn kids don't know how good they got it.

Would you rather holiday in Europe or Asia?

Ugh, that is tough.
I think Asia, because I could go to Tokyo, then.

Would you rather eat calamari or kangaroo?

Must I choose?    :(
Well, calamari can be cooked either very well or very badly,
So I guess I'll go with Kangeroo, which is always good.


Would you rather be stung by a bee or a bull ant?