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1praise This is Menna the heir to the kingdom of Spamovia.   1praise

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Her parents had to run off with her in the night after a peasant uprising. The turn of events started when her father King Vlad the Sprok said “let them eat dirt” after raising taxes so he could buy a pure golden toilet. With the crown jewels and pure golden toilet in hand the expatriate royals ended up in Pleasant view. Her parents had to converted the pure golden toilet and most of jewels with the exception of Crown the Boar’s Snout into cash. They then invested it all the Citibank and AIG. King Vlad the Sprok and Queen Spamo went yachting on the Spamtanic, then tragedy struck, a falling satillite sunk the Spamtanic with all hands lost. Menna inherited the Crown the Boar’s Snout in hope of one day returning to throne of Spamovia. While her parent’s investments went down the preverbal golden toilet she was with little means in the world. This is tragic store of our lovable Menna Queen of Spamovia.

So please give generously to the Muse Foundation.

Ch 2 Ch Return of the queen (http://www.insimenator.org/index.php/topic,103503.msg1497657.html#msg1497657)

Ch 3 Farwell, So Long and Good bye. (http://www.insimenator.org/index.php/topic,103503.msg1499154.html#msg1499154)

Life of a spam Queen ch4 Name of the the King (http://www.insimenator.org/index.php?topic=103503.msg1505852#msg1505852)
[img=http://www.insimenator.org/index.php/topic,103503.msg1499308.html#msg1499308]http://Ch 6 She not just a Pretty Face[/img]

lol, that's pretty funny.  :cool:

 :D

That is really funny! I want to hear more about this story when you can!

Please give generously
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 A royal spam queen is a terrible thing to waste

lmao I like it  ;D

*laughs* I'll actually agree with the Dork for once. ;D

*passes out some popcorn*

i apologize ahead of time for being crude nor do i mean to offend but  1wtf

Pledge Fund update. We still have not rasied any simoleans for the muse foundation.

To set the proper tone for this message please open the link below in a seperate window with your browser 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zEzh10_xoqw

Wait for it Wait for it

Now that the backround music is playing please read on.










These were some of the early names we came up with for the foundation:

Comical Muse sweetness and light fund. Like anyone would believe that.
Booze Brownies and butts (cigarettes) fund. It to close to the truth and we might have problems raising simoleans with that one.
 
So we settled on the Muse foundation.

1praise  Menna the Spam Queen  1praise

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Menna the Spam Queen favorite breakfast is brownies with ice cream on top, see hidden camera picture.

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When asked about this fact she said “it’s got dairy, eggs, flour, and coco”.

Menna the Spam Queen favorite lunch is Budweiser, see hidden camera still attached.

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When asked about this fact she fact she said ”go wohoo yourself ”.

She does have a Temper, her Roommate Squinge bears the brunt of her wrath. He now hides behind a mask to hide the scars and bruises that have robbed him of his once Pierce Brosnan good looks. He was once voted Sexiest male Dork by Insimenator online magazine. She beets him mercilessly for the minor infraction of having one of HER beers or one of HER cigarettes. She hidden camera pictures.

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When asked about this fact she made only gave us the royal finger as a respone.

Then there are the rumors about her and her roommate Eros see hidden camera still picture.

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You know, the rumor is “she plays for both teams”. Sorry no hidden camera or video exists to confirm this rumor.When confronted with this fact she said “ I have medical common known as popsicle toe, she helps keep me warm at night ”.


Shes not evil, just misunderstood.

She can be loving and helpful when the mood strikes her. We want give her music lesson so she can be Godess of Rock. She needs the love, the simoleans, and not have to work her A** to get it all.

SO Please give generously.  Send 100, 200 or 300000 simoleans right away to Muse foundation ;D

Ha ha ha ha!! Oh, keep going! This is getting really good.  ;D

*laughs again* I agree, this is too damn amusing. Do keep it going! MOAR Dork beatings! 1tehe

*passes popcorn around*

lmao I like it & Jenna stop spamming :P

You stop spamming or I'll start deleting your posts, Dork. :P

1praise  Menna the Spam Queen  1praise
You guys at the Muse foundation can go have aerial intercourse with rolling pastry. Your services are no longer need with that Menna Queen of Spam took control of her own destiny. She breathe a sign “now what” she thought, that’s when the phone rang.
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“Hello Menna speaking”

“Hi Menna I am Erica Howe I work at my grandfathers law firm perhaps you hear of it Dewy Cheatum and Howe attorneys at law”.
“Yes I heard of it” Menna responded. Dewy Cheatum and Howe where notorious for getting the outcome their clients wanted. There where the rumors about particularly nasty temper cow plants that the firm kept in its basement.
“Menna can I speak to you about mutually beneficial opportunity that I would like to propose” Erica paused “can you meet me at my clients condo.”

“Menna nice to meet you in person” Menna looked her up and down. “Alright Erica what’s this beneficial opportunity that you would like to propose”
 
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“Well Menna it seem that you have something that my one of client wants” Erica said with a smile “The Crown the Boar’s Snout is not for sale Menna growled back.”  “No not that” Erica responded with a smile. “Let review, the last appeal Muse foundation appeal fell on face to say the least those nasty internet rumors about Barney the Dinosaur and Elmo very distasteful”.   “I Know let’s not go there” Menna could only laugh.  “What does client want that I have Erica?”

Open link below for the mood music then minimize it and read on

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u5zQG3Bx0Gc

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“In short Menna it’s….. Squinge” Erica said in a very businesslike tone of voice. Menna was stunned “YOU have got to be to be joking?!?” Erica said with a straight face “we at Dewy Cheatum and Howe attorneys at law never joke about a clients request” and Erica though not to mention all the billable hours.  Menna was left speechless then she see glanced curious at Erica.  See Menna was curious Erica let out a short giggle “let me explain”. Erica went in to the details, how her client was a grand dame of Pleasant view, rich and coming to the end of her days and how her client like the attention of young men, she had a soft spot for hack master with Pierce Brosnan good looks and she wants to keep anonymity. 

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 “Alright Erica how do we benefit in this mutually beneficial opportunity that you propose”? Menna head was swimming her though he’s my dork you can’t have him. “Squinge is rewarded for his ump um friendship to my client, you get a finder’s fee, and Eros get that science job she want and I make partner, that is if you can deliver”. Erica said with a very matter of fact tone.  “Squinge he’s my sweetie all I have to do is bat my eye at him sweet talk him and he’s putty in my hands.” Menna said lightheartedly and then began to giggle at the thought of Squinge as some grand dame’s boy toy. “Here’s my cell number call or text me and let me know. Wow look at the time. You need time to think about this, and I need to get back to work. As far as it goes share this only with your housemate and no on else” Erica said sounding very pleased with herself.   
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She smoked a cigarette when she got home. Menna head was swimming her thoughts went wild. He’s my dork you can’t have him. Can I even ask him to do this? Will he do this? And most importantly what’s the finder’s Fee? Eros joined Menna on the couch “what’s wrong sweetie” Eros voice was like a fresh breeze to blow away the mental fog that Menna found herself in. She explained the meeting with Erica, Eros listen, letting Menna explains all the details. “You have no idea who Erica’s client is?” Eros tone was curious but non-judgmental. Then Eros buster out laughing “you mean you want to pimp out Squinge as some old ladies boy toy.”  “It s not that funny Eros” Menna signed. “Sure it is we’ll get you a big Purple caddy with fuzzy dice and you’ll set up shop” Eros buster out laughing again.
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“Serious How do we do this Eros” Menna tone was showing her frustration. “Well my love we switch off with each other a few times to soften him up” said in her most seductive voice while cuddling with Menna on the couch “then for the coup-de-gras we let him in the middle”. “What if that does work” giggle Menna. “Then April comes early” They both laughed.
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Sguinge was happy for the attention. But he was waiting for the other shoe to drop.
“Come here Sguinge” Menna said sweetly “We have to talk”. He was going to be in the middle again but this time it was on the couch. (http://i700.photobucket.com/albums/ww10/brat1083/ch2/ctri2.jpg)
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Eros and Menna played tag-team talking to Sguinge, listen more intrigued than disgusted. “I want to talk to this Erica about this before saying yes”. “Call her and set up the meeting”. Sguinge tone was very Joe Friday, just the fact m’am.
Erica talked to Sguinge about everything except her client’s identity.
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“These are the clothes that my client would like you to wear, also instead of meeting here at condo she like you to fly to her vacation villa in the oriented. You will have a round trip tick and some spending cash that for you sign and initial on the spots directed, it a confidentiality agreement.” Her tone was warm but not friendly. Sguinge signed the agreement and took the package.
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On returning home he put on the new clothes.
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The clothes were a perfect fit, and whomever this mystery woman was she had good taste, also included was a current passport with the spending simoleans tucked inside cover. The packed also included was a mask to cover Menna handy work. In the inside pocket were two cigarette case one was empty, the other contain those little blue pills. Sguinge was transformed.
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1praise  Menna the Spam Queen  1praise
“Read this list to me” Menna said with her good natured tone to Eros. “Ok Menna” Eros though it was a shopping list for the store. Eros starts to read it aloud “Brass Knuckles”. “Check” Menna responded gleefully.   Eros started again “Whip, cord, chain, maniacal, pack of 5 locks, Cricket Bat, cattle prod, hand cuffs”.  “Where did I put that, oh here it is check, check, check, check, check, check, and check,” Menna responded gleefully. “Let me guess getting ready for April”? “Don’t you think that’s a little much, lose the Brass Knuckles ?” Eros said with a ting of sarcasm. “Your right, and I don’t need all five locks” Menna giggled.  She wonder what and who Squinge was doing on his vacation.



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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HE_0ijBgwGA

Squinge was picked up at the airport upon arriving at the villa he saw his “benefactor” for the first time, he let out a gasp at least she was a woman, that had been bug him wheather or not this “benefactor” was really a woman.
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“Sorry I could not resist wearing this outfit, sorry to give you a fright by looking like HER”. Abbey Crumplebottom laughed so hard she had to change her depends. “Relax I am not her, she’s an unholy self righteous Biatch, we haven’t spoken since I did JFK. Imagine having to live your life as her twin” Abbey Crumplebottom laughed something rarely ever saw the infamous Mrs. Crumplebottom and did it with such joy.  She went into the other room to change out of the hideous outfit.  She sat on the couch on the beach “Sit down Squinge I don’t bite much and I had my shots” Abbey said with a wink.
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 They spent the day talking about ligature, music, and their favorite foods, they ate a fine dinner, Abbeys staff was top notch. Abbey turned down the light and Squinge took a little blue pill and was surprised Abbey was very good at making love.
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 Squinge was getting daily messages and a spa treatment; he could get use to all of the attention.
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Abbey had been a famous Ophthalmology Surgeon and also pioneered Trauma centers so she tended to Squinge wounds slight as they were but April had not come yet.
The days went on Squinge was growing fond of her and her compassionate soul.
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Then out of the blue she asked him to marry him.  Now she could get even with her sister and give her money to the sweet, loving young man and who was bring her such joy and make all of his financial worries forever.  She knew her time was short. Abbey had a new iron clad will draw up before she left Pleasantview as a contingency, she sighed it. Then Abbey married Squinge.   
After returning to Pleasantview the sands of time ran out for Abbey
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Erica called Squinge to give her condolence, tell him that since they were man and wife the laws stated that all funds and assets and reverted to him.
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“The infamous Mrs. Crumplebottom was so angry she tried to put a hit out on you so watch yourself Squinge.” Erica sounded concerned she like Squinge and Abbey told her in their last conversation about his large sized of his manhood, which intrigued Erica. “One more thing Squinge it seem Abbey had a controlling interest a lot of companies including Hormel Foods that make so you are now the King of Spam” Erica said reverting to her business like tone.  Squinge could only laugh at that, he was now the King of Spam.

 1poke Oooh I foresee a clash-of-the-titans type dork whippin'1blink *Grabs more popcorn*

Squinge = King of Spam while Jenna = Queen of Spam?

this outta be an interesting "combination". play nicely, you two! like that's ever gonna happen! ;)

*munches on some popcorn* 'tis good all 'round. Moar! :D


He's king of nothing. It's a matriarchal thing; I'm the queen, he's my bitch.  :P

He he he! Well he is the King of Dorks wouldn't he? :P

Great story! *jumps in and snatches some popcorn to munch on*

Please Note that Squinge has asked that I not use his real image he has Pierce Brosnan good looks that promotes female stalkers , I am allowed to release this quote “All those female stackers can be scary there is a fine line obsession and love”.

The custom crown that Squinge order had arrive and he had been made Honorary king of the Dork or as the called themselves the Reason One with his newly acquired control of Hormel  food he was THE KING OF SPAM… his new house mate was Erica read the inscriptions. Erica bowed “my lord Rex rgis sus secui et Rex rgis Causa Unus” she said with a loving tone..It translated as king of pig parts” hey the Greeks didn’t have spam and king of the reasoned ones. 
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Mode music is here (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7UC9QXvPmTE) open new window and minimize.
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Menna was not having fun…Sure she had become the Goddess of Rock.
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Her first album went triple platinum she had all the money and fame she always wanted.  As a tip and as a tip Abby Crumplebottom gave her this house and a similar one to Squinge…it was right next door. Hey “Menna I cleared off your messages, Lindsay says she’s lonely and will put on a red wig for you. “ Eros said with a business like tone. “PASS” Menna said with annoyed tone.
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”Will you look at them there going at it again, in the pool this time? Their like two teens when mom and dad leave for the weekend.  To ad insult to injury he order a Crown and ITS BIGGER THAN MINE. That bitch Erica trying to get her hooks in him and his money.” Menna said in a half angry and half pouting tone. “He’s mine my Squinge, my precious Squinge, my precious. HE IS MY dork, my Biatch, my Biatch and he needs a good thrashing. April almost half over” Eros shook her.”Your using your Gollum voice again stop, it weird’s me out”.  “I am the one and only the one and only Spam Queen. I have royal spam blood in my veins and besides it's a matriarchal thing; I'm the queen, he's my biatch. “Menna said in her royal tone …
”Well this will cheer you up Don Lothario called he’s coming over thought you need to dance those blues away girl” Eros giggled. Eros was great at reading people Don Lothario had hit on her one to many times but she sensed it was a rouge.  Then she saw were his eye were really looking at Daniel Pleasants butt.  She invited home and talked and they talked all night he broke down crying he was out…. Menna greeted don and they danced for a while.
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Don stop “whats wrong? Wait I know you miss your Squinge” He said giving her a hug. “Yea I do, BUT I get closer with every shot” Menna said gleefully.”You need to use your true weapons. Not that weapon Menna” Don pulled the rifle away from her.”Your eyes those pretty green eyes, your soft lips, the gentle curves of your body your shwa de vive” Don said while caressing her cheek. “ Those are your true weapons my queen . “You better hurry though their engaged you Know” Don said like he was letting out a state secret.   Menna look at the engagement ring that Squinge had fashioned from the gold from old computers and pledge his love to her forever  and began to weep . “As God is my witness, as God is my witness Erica is NOT going to win over me! I'm going to live through this and when it's all over, I'll never be without Squinge again! If I have to lie, steal, cheat or kill! As God is my witness, I'll never be without Squinge again! " Menna said in her best Scarlett O'Hara voice…
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Eros looked Menna in the eyes "Menia my love let Squinge marry Erica, so she a smart succesful Lawyer. You LIKE him hes your dork but you don't love him. Hes your Friend remember that the only reason you and I slept with him so we could pimp him out as Abbey's boy toy. So he's happily married to Erica that does mean you can't abuse him and now with all that money he will have all good stuff tha you can "barrow" from him of all the good stuff. Choclate truffles, top shelf liquor, sweets and take all his beer". Eros strated to gentle brush Mennas hair "besides now we have each other all to our selves" Eros kissed Menna...
Meena smiled as she lead Eros upstair...
   

LOL Brat, Jenna is gonna lock you in the basement indefinitely for suggesting she would care so much about Squinge.  ;)

Also, I want a scene in the front of a boat with Squinge saying he's the king of the spam.  :D

mood music (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IDsKax626VI)  Wait for the vocals




Menna invited Squinge over and took him upstairs to her new play room.She then using Velociraptor fight grip she wrestled him into the stocks.

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 “Ok with the drugs and pain inducted from my Wisdom teeth I had a week moment thinking of you more that a hack master and frienemy” she said as in a Freindly voice. Then Menna tone change like a Master scolding a puppy but
'hat Crown was over the top, you’re my biach and always remember that. Right you own that king of spam that loathsome meat. I am Menna Queen of Internet Spam and I am a royal” with that Menna said in her regal tone, then she cracked her whip on Squinge to emphasize the point.

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“ I don’t care that I am a world famous Rock Goddess now, but your richer than me now. Where is my tribute? You haven’t given me and Chocolate, Vodka, Liquor, Sweets and Cigarettes?” Menna cracked her whip on Squinge one more time.  “No you haven’t you a very bad Hack master and have to be punished, I am beautiful Spam Queen and what have you given me lately. NOT A DAMN Thing other than a hard time” 

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Chase your Erica all you want you can have her, but remember you will always be my Beatch…  With that Menna liberated Squinge flask of 50 year old Brandy and his cigarettes.   "Thank you Squinge" Menna siad with her soft sweet voice as she drunk the brandy down. "I want a case of this by tomorrow. Now go"

So little damage so much time 2laugh. I'm not so sure that Jenna would be satisfied with that wee bit of punishment. 1tehe

Naria 1rofl I totally see squinge standing at the front end of a boat holding his lapel in a captain's suit, pilot cap, & a crown on top--like Jerry Lewis in the Family Jewels.   Keep it coming brat.   Jenna------->1sw2<----Squinge

 :eek: I have a question for Jenna - do you consider yourself EBIL or just plain evil?

 1poke

The story is definitely getting better and better!  ;D

in my opinion, menna looks soooo frickin' hot with that hairstyle and leather outfit! how totally 80s! still can't compete with Ann Wilson in the 80s, though :P just remember, your worship, now that you're a rock goddess, i'm a songwriter for hire if you need one ;)

Eros return from her trip to visit family Menna hated her absents, one she really like playing with Eros, two Eros loved her family but her family did like her choices.  Her grandmother ragged on her to find a nice young man and settle down. Eros was a good for Menna, keeping her from committing felonies. There some those rumor about a cow plant in an old warehouse and a basement there where she torture Jedi and politicians and just people that pissed her off.  Eros made her some brownies and feed them to Menna.  Eating those Brownies brought back fond memories of childhood to Menna, and her favorite game, Mafia, the other kids gave her all their stuff or she whack them with a stick.  It made Menna teary eyed for the good old days, then she remember another favorite game castration dodge ball.

“What are those barrels” Eros asked.  “Squinge came through with his gifts, no brandy but a couple of cases of Cigarettes and barrels of Jack Daniels Silver Select” Eros started crying and her voice changed, “Not that stuff I hate it,  I never told you that my family once owned  that company she” said with a southern girl accent.  Menna never heard her talk that way. Menna kissed her and told her that she missed her. Menna almost used the L word…  Eros had been to MIT and a Rhode scholar.  She was into science and she wanted something more of Menna. “What is Eros” Menna asked. “Just hold me” Eros said embracing Menna. 

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Menna actual had a soft heart but hide it under a layer of sarcasm and tough girl exterior.  With Eros she felt safe enough to let her into her into that space. Mode Music (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pWaB4ISFnbg)
Squinge Mean while was having a nice afternoon with his new love Erica. Erica was reviewing Squinge expense, most where to charities. Then she ran across the expense to Menna.”What’s this Squinge” Erica pointed at the print out of the bank statement and using that “your busted tone” that girlfriends use. “What hold does she on you” It a long story. Erica tried a new tact. She crawled up in Squinge lap kissed him gentle on the cheek and blew into ear softly; the she sucked his earlobe into her mouth. Then she clamp down on it hard and talking through her teeth said “Tell or lose the lobe”. Squinge sighed “It no accident the Brat moved into the neighborhood. Since my new wealth after my liaison with Abbey brats here to watch over me, cover my back so to speak.

"It all started with Menna in the fifth grade here father had just be deposed.  Well Menna was new in school she had a regal tone. None of the other kids like her and picked on her, I talked to her, she a smart person you know, and I was a tolerable annoyance see said according to her. The other kids continued to pick on her until the she learned the meaning of diplomatic immunity. Do you know that she can castration a guy with a dodge ball? I seen it happen, she had a new game Mafia. Well I had my first kiss in 6th grade really a peck on the just cheek with her, then I played doctor with her and I got my first knee to the groan.  Time passed and we grew up.

Well she went on to school at Cambridge and I went to Sim State I meant this crazy pair a Brat and Zordac one time they ran across the board into Mexico got stuck on the bridge at the border.  They had been robbed while over there when they were drunk and passed out. So to prove they were Americans and still half lit they sang the nation anthem where only their boxers standing on the roof of the car.

 I liked them but they got into too much mischief together. Like the time Zordac and brat train those donkeys to do synchronized swimming and enter them as the team from Strange Town and they place 2nd in nationals. The Synchronized Swimming association had to change the rules to only humans.
We graduated. 

 I was recruited by SCIA to do computer work, Zordac went into communications for the army brat flew for the Air Force. We had to go behind Red City curtain brat wanted to come but that damn Texas accent of his sticks out like a sore thumb. Zordac looked like a young Cary Grant and me like a Pierce Brosnan good was a dead give-away we were agents so we were caught. Jenna used her diplomatic immunity and contacts to help us escape. In retaliation that satellite that killed her parents was aimed at them. Menna had gone ashore to on a cigarette run that the only thing that saved her. So that’s our store. So I own her me life…"     

Lol! Great. We find out she has a soft side.

Your secret's out, Jenna!
What next? If this goes on, soon she handing out sweets to Erica and giving Squinge his cigarettes back! :O

Mode Music (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gp4oUye8Vf8)


Jenna embraced Eros You know Eros "I love you" somehow those words could be hard for Menna to say but "what was that you wanted from me"Menna asked.

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Well I found some of Mort Goths notes but it’s hard to make out he was trying to clone Bella. Well he came up with a time space machine he called the InSim I rebuilt it but I have some problems with the coding in the software, and I am having problems decipher his notes. I read his notes right I can have our baby. Menna was taken back, but she knew that the any of their babies would be cute. "Will that machine make that allow that to get pregnant" Menna asked? "Yes but I need someone that’s better at coding than me to fix the program and Cassandra to help decipher Mortimer’s notes" Eros responded. Menna pick up her cell phone she dial Squinge  "I don’t care if it’s late SHTFU, did I say you could talk, here is what you are doing tomorrow, you are going to give Eros a hand debugging code, why because The bored, drunk, hot girl demands it. That’s why. Remember,  to quote you your  my Biatch". Menna turned to Eros, "Squinge said he love to help" she said with a grin. Menna start to dial Cassandra  "No" Eros  protested "Remember she has those darling little girls now. I would want to wake them."

Squinge showed up the unit he went through the code and cleaned it up.

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Then Cassandra showed up "Eros you really built it dad got it to work but the aliens kept breaking in and sabotage the unit. I guess the were embaress that they drop mom in strange town."

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Eros replied "Yea but it comes up and I sparks in the wave guide coils.  Cassandra thought for a minute she looked at the notes check the wiring Oh dad never was the best draftsman but there the this is earth ground not chassis  ground, you use earth ground tact as a shut for the flux field , or you build up a excess stray voltage causing arching. Menna was watching "And the gonkulator goes to the flux capacitor Shesss you girls talking shop every time I get you together."  "Why did you build this Eros" Cassandra asked. So I could have Menna’s and my baby.

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Menna walk over to Squinge and kick him in the shin. “Ouch Biatch what was that for? ”Squinge protest Because I felt like it and you are my Biatch. And you say anything of what went on here and I will feed to the rats in my basement Menna said".

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Then she kick him again stroke his check and said lovingly "you were busy in April so I couldn’t beat you the so you owe me" she stole his flask of wiskey and downed it and liberated his pack of cigarettes. "You forgot to send me that brandy you promise" Menna kick the good shin. “Ouch Biatch, hey your Rock goddess fansite is buying the brandy for you. Zordac and I setup a web site for that and the proceeds go to your booze cigs and chocolate habit. Now your on t-shirts all over the world.special down loads all that Shite. Brat sent over some browns for you he ate one just to prove to me they weren’t laced with anything” Squinge limped for the door. 

Cassandra spoke up “Eros I am a doctor now I can handle the delivery and Menna once Eros is pregnant no smoking in the house".

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 Menna protested "I don’t smoke that much."  Cassandra look at her "as compared to what a coal burning power plant in China?" Cassandra explain the how the unit should work. "Once you’re your pregnant you can speed up the process with the unit with no ill effect to you or the baby".

Emotional. I look forward to more Spquinge-bashing.

...and pictures, since, ahem, they're a requirement when posting stories. :P

*pokes brat with her cattle prod*

And yes, MOAR Squinge-bashing. Menna, er I mean...Jenna demands it.:D

Modified per the bored, drunk, hot girl your request.