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I am going to try a new game. Basically, you have to ask a question that can begin with the words "If you could," such as: "If you could stick a hedgehog down anyones pants, whose pants would you stick it down?" It can be serious, not serious, whatever you want! The next poster answers the previous posters "If you could" question, then asks a question of their own, and so on. Your answers can be one word or a detailed explanation, whatever you feel like. :) I figured it'd be a detailed and interesting game. I hope you guys think so, too.  :p

I'll start, obviously.

If you could ... have any hair colour, which hair colour would you choose?

Run around with a diaper on my head and call myself Queen Urine! If people didn't call me Queen Urine, I would poof baby powder in their faces!

Same question.

Run around dressed as Tybalt and ask every one where is that blasted Romeo.

Same question.

Run around dressed as Bellatrix Lestrange and anytime someone annoys me yell 'It's crucio time!' Actually.. I'd do that now just for fun :P

IYC, eat any meal, any time for free, what would it be?

(Also, on a different unconnected note, I know that in America you have a thing called Burger King.. and I was wondering whether it was the same as our Hungry Jacks?)

( I never been to Hungry Jacks, so I'm not sure :()

Oh, something with a lot of cheese :) Or few beffy 5 layer burritos from TB :)

IYC, what celebrity would you meet?

(Burger King is awesome, I don't think you could really compare like that though, you know, different chains have different stuff.)

Erm. Ingrid Michaelson. She's an awesome artist.  ;D

If you could, would you reorganize your entire room? (Furniture and everything)

I've been wanting to, but the way this current room is, there is no way to reorganize it  :-\

IYC, would you create and new country, and what would you call it.

(I've been reorganizing my room slowly. Part by part. My computer moved, my monitor changed, and I'm using the old one as a second one. I sorted out my PS3 and now it's not a tangled mess of wires)

Maybe, If I could get a workable amount of income. I'd name it "The Island Nation of Awesome" or something.

ish has no question to answer.
(make me vice president :))

If you could, would you try to solve the world's problems through logic, or by being the baddest arse mother out there?

I'd use logic, but sometimes you have to be a hard butt.

IYC, would you ever play in any movie and if you would then who?

Probably not.  :p

If you could, would you get a lifetime supply of pop rocks?

Yes :)

IYC, what song/songs would you just remove from existence?

None really. Every song has it's fans, somewhere. No matter how f'ed up the lyrics are. "I stuck her with my wang" - ICP
That song is the definition of obscene. It's not even the least bit good. And the lyrics are just damn hate-able. But even that song, I wouldn't get rid of. Someone, somewhere likes it. As much as I would probably dislike them for it, they have a right to listen to it. It's this kind of limitless freedom my nation was built upon.  1rock

If you could, would you switch your reality and your dream world? 

For a day I'd hop into the sims world.

IYC, what kind of makeover would you have?

Umm.. I wouldn't actually. I rather like who I am and how I look.

IYC, would you be in a Lady Gaga video clip?

No, I'd get kicked out for laughing all hysterical.

IYC, what country would you visit?

England!

Same question

Italy :)

same question.

Germany! I'm learning the language. Nothing helps like actual experience. I'm starting to intelligently comment on youtube in german. (of course, it doesn't take too much brains to comment intelligently on there)
*whistles and acts like he didn't get the "Warning - while you were typing a new reply has been posted. You may wish to review your post." message.*

If you could, would you take the time to learn a language?

Yeah. I'd learn Latin.

Same question

yes Italian. My mother in law is from Italian family and barely knows it. I just like the language and if I go for Italian a pastry chef like I want to, then yes it is more then needed. :)

Same question.

Latin :D I'm obsessed with Latin.

IYC, cure one disease (like breast cancer and things like that) what would it be?

AIDS

Same question

Is depression a disease? Cause if it is, I'd cure that. But if not, then Breast cancer.

IYC, would you become a sim?

For a little bit...But the plumb bob would annoy me.

IYC, what expansion for TS2 would you add?

I want Superstar back! That and Makin Magic. I could never even find a witch in Apartment Life =\

IYC be invisible, what types of pranks would you pull?

None, I would just go about my day.

If you could have one stranger totally make your day, what would he/she have to do?

Hm..buy me a new laptop.

Same question.

Give me $1000AUS :D

If you could only write one thing forever, what would it be?

Sims stories.

If you could skip out on one school subject, which one would it be?

Physics. Even though I like math and I'n decent at it, for whatever reasons, physics just didn't sit with me. I only managed to pass it in high school because my Science fair as on Sound which is physics.

same question.

Math, that class is one of the most useless hunks of crap on school, unless you plan on being an architect or accountant or something to do with math. Most of us in the real world only ever use basic adding, subtracting, multiplying, and dividing. And we have calculators for that. I haven't applied anything I learned in high school math to everyday life.

If you could sleep all day without missing anything, would you?

Yes! YES! I'd give anything to be able to sleep again!

If you could would you fix anything about your body?

Yes, I would tone my stomach.

Same question.

Tone my stomach and remove all my stretch marks >_>

If you could would you grow wings and fly? :3

Sure, the growing wings would hurt, but the flying might be cool.

If you could, what law would you adopt from another country into this one?

Um. How about that zero tolerance for drunk driving law you talk about?

If you could, would you buy a new computer?

Yes, I need new laptop desperately, but I'm stuck with my crappy one until I can afford new one.

IYC, would you meet any of you favorite bands?

Yes, I would meet Ozzy.

If you could, would you learn martial arts?

Yeah, more than likely.

If you could, would you become a different nationality?

Definitely - Russian, Romanian, Italian ... One of them xD

If you could, would you be Batman's sidekick?

(I'd become English instead of Australian.. I love Australia a lot.. but I just want the accent instead of the twangy accent from here.)

Nope.

If you could, would you become Harry Potters friend?

Hells yes.

If you could, would you control other people's minds?

My older SIL.

IYC, would you go to Hogwarts?

Maybe.. I think it'd be awesome.. but dangerous.

IYC, would you poke a fellow Insimmer?

Yes, I'd poke you in the stomach for asking that question.

If you could, would you eliminate all acronyms?

Nope.

If you could (happy?), would you have perfect old fashioned looking handwriting?

Nope.

If you could, would you have a butler?

He'd get annoying eventually.

Same question

Most definitely.

If you could, would you team up with Superman for a sngle adventure?

I doubt it. Superman is weird.

Same question

Pfft, no, Superman gets on my nerves. He's a know-it-all, bossy, and a total goody-two-shoes. Most boring superhero ever.

If you could, would you partner up with the Joker in crime?

Uhhuh! The joker is awesome!

If you could, would you partner up with Voldemort?

Oooooh ....... Well, he is a diabolical genius .... But he'd probably turn on me at any time ... Yes xD But I'd probably throw in the towel and run to Dumblydore later.

If you could, would you have Harry Potter in your army, or Iron Man?

Harry Potter. I could get him to introduce me to Snape! Woo!

If you could, would you meet one person off Insim and who?

It's currently a tie between you and KyleTheArtist, lol.

If you could, what musical would you most want to perform in?

Ummm.. None. I don't do the performing thing so well anymore. I tend to stutter, shake and cry..

Same question

Oh dear D:

Uh, Evita. Or Sweeney Todd.

If you could, would you put kyrptonite under Superman's pillow?

Yup! I'd make his bed out of it.

If you could, would you spray Spiderman's room with bug killer?

Hmmm .... Nah, Spiderman's alright.

If you could, woud you want to have superpowers?

Depends on what they were. I've always wanted to be able to change my appearance.. but I don't like heights so that rules out flying.. I don't like water.. or fire.. or being invisible..

If you could, would you kiss Remus Lupin?

Only if Sirius Black were unavailable~

If you could, would you kiss Nymphadora Tonks?

Only if she would change herself to look like either Severus Snape, Remus Lupin, Sirius Black or the Weasley twins.

If you could, would you kiss a teenaged Tom Riddle?

Pfft, in a heartbeat.

If you could, what quidditch position would you want to play and on which House team?

Seeker or Beater and Ravenclaw.

If you could be sorted at Hogwarts, what house would you bed the hat to put you in?

Gryffindor, probably.

If you could, would you become an Auror?

Nope. Mediwitch probably. Or a teacher at Hogwarts.

If you could, become any Harry Potter character, who would you pick?

Oooh that's a hard one ... I'd be Luna Lovegood xD

Same question.

Umm.. in canon? Ginny Weasley.. in fan-fiction world? Harry Potter than I'd seduce the Weasley twins.

If you could make any fan-fiction canon, which would you pick?

None, the actual (official, I suppose) events should all be by the original author, in my opinion.

If you could, would you make a living in the stereotypical office environment?

Nope, too boring.

If you could, would you handle large man-eating animals for a living?

Uh-uh. Man-eating things creep me out.

If you could, would you date Luscious Lucius Malfoy?

Perhaps. He's such an ass <3

If you could, would you have a house elf?

No, cause then I would get fat...plus enslaving someone/something isn't right.

If you could, would you make it to where you didn't have to sleep again.

Yep. I'd get away from the nightmares then. And I'd get more things done :P

If you could, would you make the whole world chocolate?

No... I hope you know chocolate melts Steph. XD

If you could, would you replace the Antarctica with ice cream?

(I meant chocolate that never melts Carlie. I just.. forgot to put it in :P)

Nope. Ice-cream melts too :P And it tastes funny with water. Don't ask.

If you could, would you make a tomato sauce flavoured ice-cream?

(Antartica melting? Please...  :rolleyes:)

Why not? If it hasn't been done yet, do it.

If you could, would you get an iPod touch?

Nope. Got offered one and turned it down. I don't actually like them.

If you could, would you ask one person out knowing that they will say yes?

Sure, but how many times do you know you will get a definite "yes"? Nearly never. Haha.

If you could, would you spontaneously hug someone you absolutly don't know? Knowing it would make their day better?

Most definitely.

If you could, would you have a pet anteater?

No they look so weird. It would freak me out as a house pet

If you could would you change your clothes like a sim? Fast spin, hairstyle, the whole shebang.

No way, i'd be doing it all day for no real reason.

IYC, would you eat an endangered animal in the style the country of origin eats its food?

Does that mean eat an endangered animal as is customary in the visited country?
Personally, I'm a bit shy of trying new foods in the first place. Might use it as a reason to opt out.

If you could, would you save a week devoted to playing the sims?

Yes .... Yes, I would.

If you could, would you rewind your day so you could restart it from the time you woke up?

No.

If you could stop one type of prejudice and hate, which would you stop?

Racial prejudicism. So much violence in the world due to ones race. I personally think the world would be a happier place to live if people would just accept each other for who they are.

If you could would you go to outer space just to make a marriage proposal and give a real meaning to the words "to the ends of the earth"??

No. I personally don't see the point of getting married. But I like other people's weddings.

If you could remove one aspect of your personality, and put the opposite in its place, what would you remove?

(cindra, Definately! Sounds fun as mess and who doesn't like things taken TOO literally?  ;D)

Erm. If I'm focused on something, I tend to have a short temper, don't really like that about me.

If you could have a massive collection of something, what would it be?

If I could? Would having like 900 dvd's and counting be considered a massive collection? Personally I don't think it's enough that's why I'm still collecting.

If you could would you buy a brand new 2010 Ford Escape like my mother just did 2 days ago?

Nope

If you could look into someones eyes and see what tomorrow will bring them, would you want that ability and the responsibility that comes with that knowledge?

Yeah why not. I mean, you couldn't really tell them, they'd think you were nuts. But it'd be nice to know.

If you could read people's minds, would you?

I would read my ex's mind, to see why the heck he cheated on me  :'(
If you could have Justin Bieber as a prisoner, what would you do to him?? >:D

I'd borrow Jenna's chainsaw... and use that on him :D

If you could hug one other Insim member, who would you hug?

(good one, I HATE Justin Bieber.)
I'd hug TummyZa. For her DELICIOUS male sims :>

If you could be a celebrity, for one day, who would you be?

(hehe. I don't hate anyone. I just.. don't see what all the fuss is about him. He's what, 16, 17? Gets his hair cut by his mother, and has a slightly high pitched singing voice and can hold a tune. Dude, I was that at like 8.)

Adam Lambert! I could do things to myself that have to stay on ISA.

If you could live with one Insim member for a week, who would you pick?

I'd pick Jenna. Cause she's so much like my character, thing that may make us fight everyday.

If you could choose between being very rich and famous or remaining how you are now, what would you choose?

I think I would stay who I am now (but keep the richness  ;D). Don't really want to be famous. I like privacy, and would never want people with cameras following me around...

If you could be another person for a day, who would you choose to be?

Lady GaGa. YaaY!!!

If you could have an elephant, would you?

Um.. no. Tall things scare me. Like, I can deal with tall people.. but tall objects and animals? No thanks.

If you could have a teacup pig, would you?

(yeah, me neither)

Yes. I certainly would, because they're cute :D.

If you could restart your life, would you?

Nope.

If you could be the opposite gender for a day, would you?

Umm... no. Cause having http://*that*  in my pants - no thanks, too disgusting!!!

If you could kill a MTS2 member, who would that be?-sorry, no ideas :))-

(Thats actually a good point. Although.. I'd be a dude for a day if I was either one of my male celeb crushes)

Uhh. I don't want to kill anyone. I don't go on MTS2 anymore cause I've uninstalled my games.

If you could eat either bangers and mash or roast chook and spuds for the rest of your life, which would you pick?
(bangers and mash is sausages and mashed potatoes and roast chook and spuds is roast chicken and potatoes.)

Roast chook and spuds. I don't like sausages.

If you could capture a celebrity and keep him/her as a prisoner, who would you?

Tommy Joe Ratliff. He looks so pretty in a collar.

If you could have any animal as a pet, which would you?

I really want a horse... unless pegasus, unicorn, the mix of those, or a demon horse counts  ;D

If you could make the person you hate most gain or lose a LOT of weight (and I mean, heaviest person in the world or skeletal), would you and which would it be?

No. As weird as this might sound. I don't hate anybody. I dislike some people, but I don't hate them.

If you could do one thing, and not regret it in the morning, what would it be?

Not regret it? Ehh... I can't think of anything I'd want to do but regret later.

If you could help me with trigonometry homework, would you?

Sure. Spit it out  1goodjob
If you could die for one day, just to see what's beyond, would you?

More than likely. I've always been interested in life after death, if there actually is something afterwards. More so now after my aunt passed away.

If you could live with one InSim member for a week, who would it be?

Hmm, let's see... I have no idea.
If you could drink as much as you want, without getting drunk, would you?

Sure since I'm a total lightweight when it comes to drinking lmao!

If you could time travel like on that show Quantum Leap and put right what once went wrong, would you? *sorry couldnt think of anything else lol*

No. As much as I've had rubbish in my life, I wouldn't change a thing, because I wouldn't be the person I am today, and I wouldn't have all the amazing people around me like I do. Although.. I might make myself a guy..

If you could make someone mute for the rest of their life, who would you do it to?

My sister, because I hate the sound of her mousy voice.

If you could plan out every detail and event of the rest of your life, would you do it?