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OK, it's 4:30 AM here and I'm posting this because I'm bored.  So...what are your favorite quotes? I'll start; I have a bit of a list.

"Want to know how to keep a stupid person waiting? I'll tell you tomorrow..."
"I have PMS and a gun. Excuse me, did you have something to say?"
"Help! I'm on the phone and I can't shut up!"
"When life gives you lemons, cut them open and squirt the juice into people's eyes."
"Homework? Thanks, maybe next time..."
"Attitude, not aptitude, determines altitude."
"In life, the one you love is the one you can never have."
"Never judge a person by their relatives."
"School prepares you for the real world, which also sucks."
"I do what my Rice Krispies tell me to."
"Fingers not ready. Bang head on keyboard to continue."
"It is as bad as you think, and they ARE out to get you!"
"I've run out of sick days, so I'm calling in dead."
"If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried."
"If they don't have chocolate in heaven, I AIN'T GOING!"
"I didn't do it, but if I could, I would have."
"I believe in dragons, good men, and other fantasy creatures."
"Dyslexic devil worshippers sell their souls to Santa."
"The voices! The voices in my head are talking to me again! And this time they're speaking German!"
"Your mother is the state of Indiana...and a camel."

And my favorite quote, that I came up with. I stand up while saying this and my pants fall down, causing me to say:

"Now if only I could...(as pants fall down)...crap! My pants!"

I like this thread..
Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.
---Mae West, Klondike Annie (1936 film)

And The zappa

"In a fight against you and the world, always bet the world."
----Frank Zappa

Bobby Kennedy would forgive me if he were alive today - Sirhan Sirhan

 1wave Ooh!  I have more!

"He who makes a beast out of himself gets rid of the pain of being a man."
~Avenged Sevenfold - "Bat Country"

"When is the fourth of July?"
~Jeff
 1lmao I swear to God, he actually asked me this.

I used to collect things at work that co-workers said and put them on the wall....most of which aren't funny if you aren't there, but.....

"I saw him do it when I wasn't looking" was one of my favorites....

There's a bunch in the movie Good Will Hunting that have been my favourites for years, but I won't put them here because of the swearing. So otherwise:

"I did it all for the Wookiees."
"The Wookiees?"
"The Wookiees!"
- Star Wars: Knights of the Old Republic.

"What does it do?"
"Anything I want. Get me a juicebox, beyotch!"
- Zathura.

"You were the Chosen One! It was said that you would destroy the Sith, not join them! Bring balance to the Force, not leave it in darkness!"
- Star Wars Episode III: Revenge of the Sith

Can't think of anything else at the moment. My brain is dead from running. *Passes out.*

“If I like it, I’ll eat it.” ~Katie

“Stay away from people who try to belittle your ambitions.  Small people do that, but the really great make you feel that you, too, can become great.” ~Mark Twain

"Following my heart is a journey I just don't have a map for." ~Me

"People die, but real love is forever." ~Amy Lee (Evanescence, "Even In Death")

Mariah: Yeah, I went to a therapist who put me on Prozac.
Me: I'm on Prozac.
Mariah: Me too!
Me: You just told me that...

This is the speach of Col. William Barrett Travis at the battle of the Alamo. 

"We must die. Our business is not to make a fruitless effort to save our lives, but to choose the manner of our death. To remain in this fort…resist every assault, and to sell our lives as dearly as possible." Col .Travis drew his sword and slowly marked a line in the dirt. "I now want every man who is determined to stay here and die with me to come across this line."

Legend states Co-commander Jim Bowie, lying sick on a cot, asked some of his men to carry him across.

This we we get the term crossing the line, or later a in the sand. People did not start saying sand until the first President Bush used the term in 1990 before the first Gulf War. 

OOOHHH i love quotes...

"If I lose the light of the sun, I will write by candlelight, moonlight, no light. If I lose paper and ink, I will write in blood on forgotten walls. I will write always. I will capture nights all over the world and bring them to you."
~ Henry Rollins       
Don't do anything by half. If you love someone, love them with all your soul. When you go to work, work your ass off. When you hate someone, hate them until it hurts.
~Henry Rollins    
Being an artist is dragging your innermost feelings out, giving a piece of yourself, no matter in which art form, in which medium.
~ Henry Rollins      
I'm not obsessed or anything...
We don't read and write poetry because it's cute.We read and write poetry because we are members of the human race. And the human race is full of passion. Medicine, law, business, engineering; these things are noble pursuits necessary to sustain life. But, poetry, beauty, romance, love---these are what we stay alive for.
~ Mr. Keating (Dead Poets Society)
I don't want people who want to dance, I want people who have to dance.  ~George Balanchine
To dance is to be out of yourself.  Larger, more beautiful, more powerful.  ~Agnes De Mille
Life is what happens to you while you're busy making other plans.
    ~John Lennon (1940 - 1980), "Beautiful Boy"
Life is a moderately good play with a badly written third act.
    ~Truman Capote (1924 - 1984)
Those who dream by day are cognizant of many things which escape those who dream only by night.
     ~Edgar Allan Poe (1809 - 1849), "Eleonora"

"Get thee to a nunnery."-Hamlet, Act 3, Scene 1
--Became an unofficial catchphrase among a few friends of mine in English 12.

"It's better to be silent and thought an idiot that speak and remove all doubt."-Abraham Lincoln

"The true measure if whether or not you have succeeded is if you have your own page on Wikipedia."-ME!

"Hey, you! I challenge you to fisticuffs! What say you?"-Unknown source

This quote comes complete with pics taken by me and two of my friends, when we were goofing off with my digital camera.

You can pick your friends...
(http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y205/pickles260/mansy.jpg)

And you can pick your nose...
(http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y205/pickles260/jen-2.jpg)

But you can't pick your friends' noses...
(http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y205/pickles260/lmao-1.jpg)
...or can you?

Can that & sell it to someone who's buying that product.  ~Me


Sign I used to have on my college wall:     Answer Desk
                                                          Answers: $2
                                                          Correct  Answers:  $20
                                                          Dumb looks: FREE

Fleas can be taught nearly anything that a congressman can.
- Mark Twain

I do not know why the call it common sense, its not to common, and most people don't have sense.
- Mark Twain

Ya'll can go to hell, I going to Texas.
-Sam Houston

Loyalty to the country always. Loyalty to the government when it deserves it.
- Mark Twain

And so, my fellow Americans, ask not what your country can do for you; ask what you can do for your country.
John F. Kennedy

From now on, ending a sentence with a preposition is something up with which I will not put.
Sir Winston Churchil

A sense of humor is part of the art of leadership, of getting along with people, of getting things done.
Dwight D. Eisenhower (1890 - 1969)

"PLAY FREE BIRD!"-any drunk person at a concert

My Dad does that, too. He doesn't even need to be drunk. He does it to be annoying.  :p

"You can slide further on bullsh**, then barbwire"
"Life's a b*t*h then you die"

Both my grandpa.

I do it for the same reason...

Genius may have its limitations, but stupidity is not thus handicapped.
Elbert Hubbard US author (1856 - 1915)

I used this one as my tag for while.

These two quotes are from the new Disney/Pixar movie, UP, which I just got back from seeing.

"Hi there! My name is Doug. My master made me this collar so that I may talk--SQUIRREL!
...
...
Hi there!"

-Doug, the talking Golden Retriever
(http://img30.imageshack.us/img30/7105/upofficialtrailerhd0001.jpg)

"South America!  It's like America ..... only south."

-Ellie

"Happy people make my a** twitch."
Kevin Kline in the movie French Kiss

"Stella: The world is what you make of it, friend. If it doesn't fit, you make alterations.
Paden: I'll drink to that."
From the movie Silverado. And yes, that is where I got tagged with my name, in case you might have been wondering. ;D

"Life is a garden. Dig it." -Joe Dirt

roflmao! 2laugh my brother did that at both a Trans-Siberian Orchestra concert and Blue Man Group show. however, i will never do that at any concert, not even at, you guessed it, a Heart concert. i respect them too much to stoop to that level. my brother, on the other hand, well, he'll do anything to be annoying and/or stupid. :P

as for my quotes:

"Am I hallucinating here? Just what in the hell do you think you're doing?"
-Ray Walston, Fast Times At Ridgemont High (i say this quote all the time)

"Some day love will find you
Break those chains that bind you
One night will remind you
How we touched and went our separate ways"
-Journey, "Separate Ways"

"Can you fly this plane and land it?"
"Surely, you can't be serious!"
"I am serious. And don't call me 'Shirley'!"
-Leslie Nielsen and Robert Hayes, Airplane!

"Life moves pretty fast. If you don't stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it."
-Matthew Broderick, Ferris Bueller's Day Off

One time, Amanda (one of my friends) and I were creating a family on Sims 2, and I'd just downloaded this sim of a really hot guy from my third favorite band, Linkin Park, and I went to get his sim, and said to Amanda, "Hang on, all I have to do is grab his package..." Well, it took me a few minutes to realize what I'd said.  Amanda burst out laughing... ;D

"Friendship is like peeing on yourself: everyone can see it, but only you get the warm feeling that it brings."

"Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway. "

"Behind every successful man is a surprised woman."

"Flying is learning how to throw yourself at the ground and miss."

"Hard work never killed anybody, but why take a chance?"

"Last night I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky and I thought to myself, where the heck is the ceiling?"

Bluto from Aniamal House (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MsmybQKpmTw):

Over? Did you say "over"? Nothing is over until we decide it is! Was it over when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor? Hell no!

"Duct tape is like the force. It has a light side, a dark side, and it holds the world together."

After twelve years of therapy my psychiatrist said something that brought tears to my eyes. He said, "No hablo ingles."

Always remember you're unique, just like everyone else.

‘The world is a dangerous place to live, not because of the people who are evil, but because of the people who do nothing about it.’ - Albert Einstein

'My grandmother once told me we had a black dog and a white dog inside of us. Which ever one you feed the most eventually eats the other.' Zane - Kindred: the Embraced (96)

Lucas Buck: *hits guy in the head with a shovel* these things havea  thousand uses. - American Gothic

Peter: Hey, what kind of talk is that? It's un-American!
Did George W. Bush quit even after losing the popular vote? NO!
Did he quit after losing millions of dollars of his father's friends' money in failed oil companies? NO!
Did he quit after knocking that girl up? NO!
Did he quit after he got that DUI? NO!
Did he quit after getting arrested for drunk and disorderly conduct at a football game? NO!
Did he quit-
Joe: I get the message, Peter.

I giggled like a maniac when I read that.


I was feeling random there.

If I'm not allowed to post that first quote, let me know and I'll delete it.

Here's a meaningful one.

"Morality is doing whats right, no matter what you're told.
Religion is doing what you're told, no matter whats right."

Yesterday is history, tommorow is a mystery, today is gift that is why it is called the present.

From: Full Metal Alchemist:

"Have you ever thought about where we come from and where we go when we die?" -Lust

"This is our home and grave"- Town man

"success is like a fart - only your own smells good" - author unknown

"he is so angry, moments of levity actually cause him pain. Happiness, for that gentleman, hurts" - ConAir

"Pardon my French, but Cameron is so tight. If you stick a lump of coal up his ass, in two weeks you have a diamond" - Ferris Bueller's Day Off

"When God gives you lemons you FIND A NEW GOD." Powerthirst 2: Re-Domination (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t-3qncy5Qfk)

Light:"I'll take a potato chip... and EAT IT!!!" ~DN
Misa: "I would never dream about living in a world without Light!" L: "Yes, that would be dark."~DN
Ichigo: "For the Earth's future, I'll be of service! Nya! ~TMM
Kisshu: "Not yet... I'm not defeated yet. ICHIGO IS MINE! ~TMM
Pudding: "I think if we're going to become fossils, it'd be more fun to be smiling and holding hands."
Taruto: "...You're so weird."~TMM

"Who'd of thought that a monster like me could have someone as special as you." -Cyclops talking to his daughter on Shrek the 3rd.

"Savor life as it comes at you.  Waste no time, have no regrets, and never look back." ~ Life

"I am a total dork........but right now I'm a dork with a smile." ~ Me

"No one can make you feel inferior without your consent" Eleanor Roosevelt
"At moments of great enthusiasm it seems to me that no one in the world has ever made something this beautiful and important" M.C. Escher
"A kiss is a lovely trick, designed by nature, to stop words when speech becomes superfluous." Ingrid Bergman
"Love is composed of a single soul inhabiting two bodies." Aristotle
"But to see her was to love her, love but her, and love her forever." Robert Burns

1rock  that wouldnt nearly as funny if i didnt hear it myself...twice LOL 2rofl 1rofl

I have many favorites and all of these are on my Ipod backgrounds:

"I can't brain today. I have the dumb"

"Life is too short to wake up in the morning with regrets. So, love the people who treat you right, forgive the ones who don't and believe that everything happens for a reason. If you get a chance, take it. If it changes your life, let it. Nobody said it'd be easy, they just promised it would be worth it."

"When life gives you a hundred reasons to cry, show life that you have a thousand reasons to smile."

"What's this thing you call 'normal'? Is it contagious?! OMG!! Don't touch me! I might catch your 'normal'!"

"If you don't go after what you want, you'll never have it. If you don't ask, the answer is always no. If you don't step forward, you're always in the same place"

"Laugh your heart out
Dance in the rain
Cherish the moment
Ignore the pain
Live, Laugh, Love
Forgive & Forget
Life's too short to be
living with regrets"

"Shoot for the moon. Even if you miss, you'll land among the stars"

"Break the rules
Stand apart
Ignore your head
Follow your heart"

"Always be a first-rate version of yourself, instead of a second-rate version of somebody else"

"That which does not kill us, only makes us stronger"

"Love lights more fires than hate extinguishes"

"I want a guy who calls you
beautiful instead of hot
who calls you back
when you hang up on him
who will stay awake
just to watch you sleep.
The boy who kisses your forehead,
Who wants to show you off to the world,
Who thinks you're pretty without makeup on.
The one who is constantly reminding you of how much he cares about you
and how lucky he is to have you."

and the one I tried to put on my siggy but it was too big:
"We're adults. When did that happen and how do we make it stop?"

"There's no point in being grown up if you can't be childish sometimes."
-Doctor Who

"Life is what happens to you while you're busy making other plans."
-John Lennon

"Always forgive your enemies- nothing annoys them so much."
-Oscar Wilde

"So Final Fantasy was too hard for you- huh?"

"Last night I was looking at the stars and I was wondering where the heck is my ceiling!"

"I'm an angel! Honest! The horns are just there to keep the halo up straight!"

Haha, I like that one!

"Today's idea of tomorrow will always seem like yesterday's idea of today, tomorrow." - Van, host of the Netcot podcast.

"I know what I want for Christmas: an air guitar!" - My physics teacher's son.

Hehe. I like this thread. By the way, if anyone knows where I got my quotes from, let me know. I tend to find them all over the net and save them into a document thats 30 pages long.

'Take a trip and fall into the glitter' - Adam Lambert

People always say I have a heart of steel, But they are all wrong because the truth of the matter is I don't have a heart at all. - Unknown

Winnie the Pooh-How do you spell love?
Piglet-You don’t spell it. You feel it

Club soda, not seals - Unknown

"Don't forget, you are always on our minds" ~ Fortune cookie. I have to say, its one of the creepiest fortunes i have gotten to date. :/

"Honestly, Officer, we weren't doing anything wrong. We were just sitting here quietly disturbing the peace." ~ Me, at age twenty-two.

Wow... there are way too many quotes that I love for me to write them all down here. I even have a "Favorite Quote Book" I started a few years back. Let me see if I can narrow some of my favorites of all time (I can always add more in later):


Capt. Malcolm Reynolds: Half of writing history is hiding the truth.

Inara Serra: Mal, what are you doing here?
Capt. Malcolm Reynolds: You invited me.
Inara Serra: I never thought for a second you'd be stupid enough to come!
Capt. Malcolm Reynolds: Well that makes you a tease. 
(Serenity)

Marty McFly: Wait a minute, Doc. Ah... Are you telling me that you built a time machine... out of a DeLorean? (Back to the Future)

Annie Proffit: I'm living in a nightmare that begins at the crack of dawn. (Overboard)

Anthony "Swoff" Swofford: Every war is different. Every war is the same. / A story: A man fires a rifle for many years, and he goes to war. And afterward he turns the rifle in at the armory, and he believes he's finished with the rifle. But no matter what else he might do with his hands, love a woman, build a house, change his son's diaper; his hands remember the rifle. (Jarhead)

Indiana: Meet me at Omar's. Be ready for me. I'm going after that truck.
Sallah: How?
Indiana: I don't know, I'm making this up as I go!
(Raiders of the Lost Ark)

Han Solo: Wonderful girl. Either I'm going to kill her or I'm beginning to like her. (Star Wars IV: A New Hope) / *after cutting open a Ton-Ton and stuffing Luke in* And I thought they smelled bad... on the outside! / Laugh it up, fuzzball. / It's not my fault! (Star Wars VI: The Empire Strikes Back)

You forgot the one line that was in all six of the damn movies, said by every character at one time or another: I've got a bad feeling about this. I think Chewie even said it, but I'm not fluent in Wookie. :D

Ah... yeah, nice catch, Paden. Good line, I agree.

Haha, or "Whose scruffy lookin'?"
Love that.

Lol...this will probably end up one of my favorite threads,I constantly quote from movies,tv shows,etc..so excuse me if this is a long list:

"Why are you so sweaty?-I was watchin' cops.."
"How 'bout that ride in huh?..guess that's why they call it sin city."
"Hi..I'm your neighbor over in 300."
"Nick's usually the guy that sits over there and just plays with tubes.."
"Aaah..I think I just hurt my neck on that one."
"Some of you aren't laughing..we all miss your cousin."
"A leopard can carry 2X it's weight into a tree....I don't have a joke for that yet."
"But it is accurate..and just in case you hate my stand up at least you can leave goin':"You know what,I learned something."
"Robert better not get in my face...I'll drop that mother [sucker]!"
"It's starting to even look like a TRIPLE rainbow!"
"I don't know why I looked at you when I said that..I thought you would appreciate it."
Lol..that's it,I'm sorry if that was too much..but believe me,that's not even half of my favorite quotes..ha

"Imagine your life without music... without anything to tap your foot to; a rhythm or a melody. It's like we would be robots. I don't know what this world would look like, or sound like, without music." -Sully Erna

"Sorry doesn't fix everything. There comes a time where you cannot allow yourself to forgive someone anymore."

"Who are you to judge the life I live? I'm not perfect and I don't have to be! Before you start pointing fingers, make sure your hands are clean." -Bob Marley

"I'm not afraid to admit I'm far from perfect. Because my flaws, as well as my good points, make me who I am. And who I am, is someone I'm proud of." -Me :D

"I'm sorry, it's my fault. I didn't hug him every time waffles popped up!" -Benny, from an episode of George Lopez

"Dad... you were like a father to me." -Zac Galafinakis in Due Date

My fave!

*casually dredges up a post from 2018*

My absolute favorite quote is definitely: "completely and perfectly and incandescently happy." from Pride and Prejudice.