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Title: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: Jenna on August 19, 2009, 05:47:52 pm
Due to the fact the old thread was getting out of hand in terms of content, there's a few guidelines to follow now:

- The normal site rules do apply to this thread, so keep it clean. No glomping each other in closets, no more animals puking and peeing all over the place, etc. Got it?
- Remember the rules about posting images! 600x600 max, and no hotlinking!
- No changing the rules to suit yourselves when a game is in progress. You just go with the flow.
- Remember to give bribes offerings to your Empress of Spamming.

Violate these simple rules and I'll introduce you to the joys of a chainsaw lobotomy.


...other than that, spam on!


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: saowens on August 19, 2009, 06:24:28 pm
Fair enough in a cruel Spam Queen way.  :p


(http://i598.photobucket.com/albums/tt69/Zordac/2007-08-02Spam.jpg)


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: Dec12741 on August 19, 2009, 06:51:54 pm
Ok Jenna I'll play fair


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: DaSpecial1 on August 19, 2009, 07:03:21 pm
Yay! Freshly showered spam :D


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: Pierre on August 19, 2009, 07:29:37 pm
Ok jenna i will play fair as well and here is my piece offering to the all mighty queen of spam a treasure chest full of gold coin with that you can buy all the padlocks and chainsaws that you want 1sw1

(http://i216.photobucket.com/albums/cc35/pierreandreply4/0511-0810-2701-4057_Treasure_Che-1.png)


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: SenkoTwiik on August 19, 2009, 08:03:04 pm
Animals puking and peeing everywhere? Hahaha, gross! :D


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: DaSpecial1 on August 19, 2009, 08:19:27 pm
I think you missed most of that senko.  Oh btw congrats on the healthy baby report :).


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: SenkoTwiik on August 19, 2009, 08:25:05 pm
Thankfully I must have missed it. Not something I want to see. I get to deal with baby pee and puke.
Thanks for the kind words. I'm just happy she's healthy.


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: Paden on August 19, 2009, 08:37:21 pm
As are we all, so congrats!!


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: SenkoTwiik on August 19, 2009, 08:41:52 pm
Thanks you guys.
I'm glad I can call her by her name too (Rosalia) and not just "it" or "the baby".


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: DaSpecial1 on August 19, 2009, 08:42:05 pm
I had problems with my 2nd so I understand completely.  Congrats on the diapers too. 1tehe
I managed to avoid more than a few by saying (does soft baby talk voice) "awww you smell like you want your daddy.... ;D" I'm a lil stinker ain't I?


Just so I stay on topic :D :

(http://i395.photobucket.com/albums/pp31/DaSpecial1_2008/spam.jpg)
3yay


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: Katie on August 19, 2009, 08:47:54 pm
ugh, that makes it no fun, haha no not really, though I do miss the old spam thread I bet this one will be just as good!  ;D


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: SenkoTwiik on August 19, 2009, 08:54:58 pm
International Spam
(http://i585.photobucket.com/albums/ss296/ChildOfTheLotus666/spam-musubi-thumb.jpg)


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: Katie on August 19, 2009, 08:56:14 pm
wonderfull spamminess!  :D


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: DaSpecial1 on August 19, 2009, 09:06:32 pm
Island goodness

(http://i395.photobucket.com/albums/pp31/DaSpecial1_2008/Aloha4Spm1.jpg)


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: Katie on August 19, 2009, 09:11:35 pm
ew, spam meets Hawii, blech!


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: Pierre on August 19, 2009, 09:24:27 pm
who would like some spam du jour :p

(http://i216.photobucket.com/albums/cc35/pierreandreply4/spam-1.jpg)


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: Katie on August 19, 2009, 09:32:00 pm
mmmmmmmmmm  :rolleyes:


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: DaSpecial1 on August 19, 2009, 09:34:38 pm
Spam is an actual island staple here Obrett ;).
 Check it out:
(http://i395.photobucket.com/albums/pp31/DaSpecial1_2008/bkbrkft.jpg)  ;D:


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: Katie on August 19, 2009, 10:31:57 pm
weird! I think Spam is grossnast!


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: soulofthesea on August 19, 2009, 10:38:31 pm
:eek: uh, ok......guess I'm not going anywhere hear that place.....

for some reason, I feel like I'm to blame for what happened to the old spam thread. :-\


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: Katie on August 19, 2009, 10:41:28 pm
you most certainly are not, it was all of our faults Soul!


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: DaSpecial1 on August 19, 2009, 10:43:24 pm
1tehe i didn't say I ate it 1titter but it is popular here.

Wait wut?  2hmmm Jail?  I thought this was the shiney new spam thread not Jenna's basement...


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: Jenna on August 19, 2009, 10:50:30 pm
Well, to be honest, I needed to fumigate my basement after you folks did all sorts of unspeakable things to it.

...my poor rats are so traumatized they won't even eat the delicious babies I offer them.


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: Katie on August 19, 2009, 10:55:25 pm
Oh my goodnes!!!  :eek:


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: DaSpecial1 on August 19, 2009, 11:23:09 pm
Wow it must have been bad... 1titter


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: Katie on August 19, 2009, 11:27:20 pm
Ha, it sure was...  :'(


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: Dec12741 on August 20, 2009, 07:49:06 am
those Rats could not look at another babie their stomachs were sickie poo,hey jenna how are tjose Rats feeling today?


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: DaSpecial1 on August 20, 2009, 07:53:24 am
Don't know about the rats but the babies are safe thanks to yours truly :) .


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: Jenna on August 20, 2009, 07:57:14 am
*ties DaSi down to a chair and spins her around a few dozen times*

...not any more they aren't. You're gonna be too sick to guard them now! Now off to feed the rats I go. Maybe I'll use Dec's dog as an appetizer, since it's no longer welcome here.


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: Dec12741 on August 20, 2009, 09:24:34 am
Hold it one GD Minute if you think you are going to feed Louger to those GD Rats you are going to have to kill me to do that Jenna aand I mean every word of it 1sw1 1sw3


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: Jenna on August 20, 2009, 09:28:35 am
*revs up her chainsaw*

No problem with that here. I'll use what's left of you to fertilize my garden!

...see? I'm not so bad -- I'm thinking green here! :P


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: Dec12741 on August 20, 2009, 09:50:23 am
Grabs Naria's Lightsaber ok Jenna ON GUARD >:D


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: Jenna on August 20, 2009, 10:39:38 am
*points to her ban hammer*

...when it comes to fighting, I cheat. :P


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: Dec12741 on August 20, 2009, 11:00:45 am
Jenna you forgot one person that is Louger if you come after me Louger will attack you,Louger attack Jenna


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: Pierre on August 20, 2009, 11:18:48 am
*dec me think your playing with high voltage here and it also seem that jenna has her claws out* and leave for jenna a nice bottle of french champagne as an offering to the empress of spam ;)

(http://i216.photobucket.com/albums/cc35/pierreandreply4/Moet38.jpg)


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: DaSpecial1 on August 20, 2009, 11:24:56 am
Uh Dec I don't think he can...there's a barrier here now--fully equipped with a "no pets allowed" electric shock.  *covers eyes*


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: Paden on August 20, 2009, 11:38:03 am
Dec, you can and will be banned from this thread if there are any hints of your dog(s) in it. Period. Also, you do not attack Jenna in her SPAM thread, or have your dog do it, or I will make sure your dog is included in the next batch of SPAM that gets put into a can.


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: soulofthesea on August 20, 2009, 11:45:18 am
Louger spam? ew!


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: Dec12741 on August 20, 2009, 12:34:38 pm
OK,I will play goodie goodie,how about CAT SPAM


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: soulofthesea on August 20, 2009, 12:43:49 pm
cat spam? *glares at dec* how 'bout "no"!? >:(


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: SenkoTwiik on August 20, 2009, 12:46:17 pm
Speaking of Spam, True story, my grandma and her nasty cooking self decided to buy a huge industrial tub of spam and served it for Thanksgiving dinner one year.  :p
Needless to say, I never eat at her house.
(http://i585.photobucket.com/albums/ss296/ChildOfTheLotus666/Spam-Can.jpg)


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: Paden on August 20, 2009, 01:18:49 pm
If you're referring to ME, Dec, you're barking up the wrong tree. Besides, the only cat that comes into this thread is me, so what's your point?


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: mrnapolean1 on August 20, 2009, 01:22:53 pm
dear SPAMMERS just opened a SPAM thread on my forum.


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: SenkoTwiik on August 20, 2009, 01:29:42 pm
Pimping forums again, yo?
The Big Cat is going to maul ya.


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: DaSpecial1 on August 20, 2009, 01:31:55 pm
If you're referring to ME, Dec, you're barking up the wrong tree. Besides, the only cat that comes into this thread is me, so what's your point?

Hey, I'm a cat too 2wait...oh wait a min 2hmmm that's right I'm a bunnie.  Oops pardon me—lack of sleep. 3yay

Pimping forums again, yo?
The Big Cat is going to maul ya.

I think Jenna has dibs.  1nails


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: mrnapolean1 on August 20, 2009, 01:34:23 pm
how to spam all you want.
1. click my fourm link in my signiture
2. register if you havent done so
3. go to The Chatroom
4. and its under     
The Offical SPAM Thread v1.0

Happy SPAMming :cool:


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: SenkoTwiik on August 20, 2009, 01:35:18 pm
*Sits back with my huge sandwich*
That should be interesting, DaSpecial1.
Some folk just don't learn too well.
Edumacation is important.


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: DaSpecial1 on August 20, 2009, 01:43:10 pm
1blink  :confused: Wow I hate to say this but you asked for it mrna.  *gets a sandwich with Senko*

I hope you don't take this the wrong way but I think that much advertising actually makes people uninterested.

You sure you don't want to delete those last two posts?


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: Paden on August 20, 2009, 01:44:14 pm
I'm not going to maul him, going to wipe him from the damn data base and BAN him. He's been told to STOP with advertising his forum, especially since it's not even Sims related and this was the straw that gets him kicked. Say good-bye to InSIM, Mike.


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: SenkoTwiik on August 20, 2009, 01:46:01 pm
I would think so.
1. Warning by Joy
2. Warning by Paden
3. Threadlock by Jenna.

Yep, askin for it. Or as my psychotic family says "cruisin for a bruisin"
Do your thing, big cat.


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: Paden on August 20, 2009, 01:54:26 pm
Done, done and done. *kicks kitty litter over the remains* Spamming one forum in order to recruit members for your own forum is bad form, as is ignoring staff warnings to knock it the heck off. If they don't learn, I has catapult to vault their catastrophic hind ends out before they can amass a huge catalog of offenses against the rules. :D


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: soulofthesea on August 20, 2009, 01:57:09 pm
*sigh* I suppose you want me to clean up what the kitty litter doesn't pick up?


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: DaSpecial1 on August 20, 2009, 02:00:19 pm
Oh Paden has magic litter...it picks up everything and never leaves a trail.  Can I get some of that litter for my house Paden?  My cats leave occasional tracks.

:cool: *Now back to our regularly scheduled spamming...*
(http://i395.photobucket.com/albums/pp31/DaSpecial1_2008/Spam2.jpg)



Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: Paden on August 20, 2009, 02:06:23 pm
The litter I use disappears once it's used, taking the refuse with it, so nobody has to clean up after me. So relax, Soul, it's all good.


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: SenkoTwiik on August 20, 2009, 02:10:19 pm
Spam with bacon...that's GOT to be a health hazard.


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: caffeinated.joy on August 20, 2009, 02:13:43 pm
Arteries ... clogging. Need ... coffee ... now.


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: soulofthesea on August 20, 2009, 02:17:33 pm
*does a double-take on the spacon (spam + bacon = spacon! get it? 1titter add that to the dictionary!)* great, now I just lost my appetite.

here ya go, Joy.
(http://i414.photobucket.com/albums/pp223/guitarnut26/coffee20poster.jpg)


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: DaSpecial1 on August 20, 2009, 02:20:03 pm
1tehe To really go for the artery-clogger plaster your sandwich with this:

(http://i395.photobucket.com/albums/pp31/DaSpecial1_2008/Baconaise.jpg)

Ignore the lite version it's just there for dressing 2laugh.


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: Dec12741 on August 20, 2009, 02:26:38 pm
I just want to tellyou guys all this talk about Spam is making start thinking about Food,then pulls out 2 Carts full of Barbaqued Ribs for Dinner


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: SenkoTwiik on August 20, 2009, 02:28:19 pm
What is that, Bacon and Mayonaise?
Wow, Jewish people would think that was a substance made from HELL. Since it's pork, and mayonaise together (not mixing meat with dairy). I think if I could gag down one of those, I would be dead by dinner.


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: saowens on August 20, 2009, 02:35:38 pm
Geez. I can't believe I missed the Mr Nappy drama too. I miss all the good stuff dang it.


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: soulofthesea on August 20, 2009, 02:42:38 pm
you're not the only one who misses some good stuff, Zordac. I missed naria and darkdude28 try to unstick themselves from each other, thanks to some powerful super glue. of course, that was two spam threads ago....:-\


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: Dec12741 on August 20, 2009, 02:47:51 pm
uses Super,Super,Super Glue on soulofthesea and Zordoc together


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: SenkoTwiik on August 20, 2009, 02:48:03 pm
Oh yeah? You think you missed stuff. I missed everything in the old Spam thread about animals peeing and throwing up. When Jenna posted the warning about it, I was like, "What?"


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: soulofthesea on August 20, 2009, 02:51:32 pm
just thank the good, sweet lord you weren't there for all of that, Senko.


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: Dec12741 on August 20, 2009, 02:53:26 pm
do not forget ladies water braking deal


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: soulofthesea on August 20, 2009, 02:54:34 pm
oh yeah, that too. 1gah I still haven't recovered from a few incidents of that sorts!


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: DaSpecial1 on August 20, 2009, 02:57:13 pm
* gags and turns green* Yet somehow I don't feel left out...


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: Paden on August 20, 2009, 02:57:37 pm
New thread, you get to start over without the collateral damage from that happening and rest assured that it WON'T happen in this thread.


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: SenkoTwiik on August 20, 2009, 03:00:48 pm
Yep, thank the Mighty Queen of Spam for that. Sounds like I missed a lot of gross things. Call it divine intervention.


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: Paden on August 20, 2009, 03:05:15 pm
Well, that and some pretty grossed out and fed-up staffers that were getting scared to go into the old thread(s).


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: soulofthesea on August 20, 2009, 03:08:35 pm
uses Super,Super,Super Glue on soulofthesea and Zordoc together

dude, do you mind unsticking us? I have marching rehearsal in less than an hour, and I don't want the directors getting mad at me cuz somebody glued me and Zordac together! 1gah


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: SenkoTwiik on August 20, 2009, 03:09:05 pm
Aye, that too.


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: Paden on August 20, 2009, 03:12:58 pm
*uses Super, Super, Super Glue Dissolver (trademarked!) to free Soul and sends him off to do what he has to do* BEHAVE, Dec!!


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: SenkoTwiik on August 20, 2009, 03:18:04 pm
Oh poop. Paden, when you said 'behave' it reminded me of this.
(http://i585.photobucket.com/albums/ss296/ChildOfTheLotus666/austin-powers-cocktail-glass-490007.jpg)

Seriously, I have had a bad dream about this guy's teeth before.


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: DaSpecial1 on August 20, 2009, 03:23:07 pm
Well, that and some pretty grossed out and fed-up staffers that were getting scared to go into the old thread(s).

*raises hand for too grossed out to appear*  Then again I gross out easily. 


*off topic:

Oh Paden? Might we have a hand dividing a thread? "Dumbest things you ever did" could use a "Dumbs things your Partner/Spouse ever said or did" separation... 2fanku


1hmmm Can you really go off topic in a spam thread? 1tehe had to correct that...I typed "Can you go off topic in a spasm thread. Sounds painful.

Anyhoo

(http://i395.photobucket.com/albums/pp31/DaSpecial1_2008/holloweenspam-1.jpg)

Cause I'm feeling festive ;D.


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: SenkoTwiik on August 20, 2009, 03:30:48 pm
Oh boy. That jack-o-lantern has more teeth than 3 or 4 of a few of my family members put together.


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: DaSpecial1 on August 20, 2009, 03:57:18 pm
Er..interesting family you must have there senko :)


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: SenkoTwiik on August 20, 2009, 04:03:06 pm
Yep, hehe. When Daemian grew his first two teeth, my father in law said, "Aw man, I was getting used to not being the guy with the fewest teeth!"


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: Paden on August 20, 2009, 04:20:23 pm
DaSi, topic split as requested so go nuts!


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: Dec12741 on August 20, 2009, 04:32:31 pm
sorry paden my weirdness came out,will sit in corner until fuller notice


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: DaSpecial1 on August 20, 2009, 04:35:13 pm
 1happy already started ;D as they used to say see ya on the flip side! 2fanku


Yep, hehe. When Daemian grew his first two teeth, my father in law said, "Aw man, I was getting used to not being the guy with the fewest teeth!"
2laugh


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: Theraven on August 20, 2009, 04:39:18 pm
So... we're supposed to beehive in here?
*drags Winniepooh out of the forest*

I've got SPAM honey!  1rock

*watches a streak of yellow fly past, followed by a swarm of bees*

woopsie...   :-\


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: DaSpecial1 on August 20, 2009, 04:44:30 pm
You only need to beehive in here to avoid getting stung...as opposed to rl where you get stung if you beehive on purpose 1titter.


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: SenkoTwiik on August 20, 2009, 10:35:21 pm
Haha, "beehive". Reminds me of Nanny McFee.


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: Theraven on August 21, 2009, 04:10:11 am
1giggle


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: vpn on August 22, 2009, 01:38:21 pm
(http://i229.photobucket.com/albums/ee138/VPN_Enzo_DEMO/a327_c8.jpg)

Uuhhm, I suppose it's a very lively town.  :rolleyes:


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: SenkoTwiik on August 22, 2009, 08:19:33 pm
Speaking of weird towns...I just read that there was a such thing as a town called Crotch Lake.  1wave

Originally it was called that because it is by a river that goes into a lake. The river splits, like a tree, and it was called a crotch. Really stupid name for a town though.


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: soulofthesea on August 23, 2009, 09:13:34 pm
truly bizarre names for towns. that's got to suck for all the people that live in that town and outsiders ask where they are from. :-\ besides, it's not just towns that have weird names. I've seen a creek called "Woman Hollering Creek" and a road entitled "Kickapoo Road". :eek:


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: SenkoTwiik on August 24, 2009, 11:47:29 am
Haha, my town has a few stupid/funny road names. Deadwood is one. We got another called Gay street. I always get a kick out of driving down that one. (yes, I'm easily amused) There's a town in I think Iowa called Hell.


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: Paden on August 24, 2009, 12:50:17 pm
The whole state ought to be referred to as Hell, I grew up there so would know...


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: SenkoTwiik on August 24, 2009, 01:15:54 pm
My brother-in-law lives there. He said it sucks too, and that there isn't any geological differences anywhere. It's just flat and boring, and everyone likes corn. Like in Nebraska.


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: Theraven on August 24, 2009, 01:35:53 pm
I know about a (real) place called "Hell". Imagine going on vacation there  :cool:


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: SenkoTwiik on August 24, 2009, 01:42:17 pm
That would be so cool. You could say, "I went to Hell this summer. Top that!" >:D


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: Jenna on August 24, 2009, 01:51:18 pm
I've seen all sorts of amusing town names on various road trips. A few include:

- Corn Hole
- Reefer
- Whiskey Acres (which, amusingly enough, had no liquor for sale anywhere)

...and in upstate Illinois, there had been a park named Bong Recreational Area. I think it was renamed a few years ago. Hah.


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: Zoltan on August 24, 2009, 02:29:22 pm
Big Bone Lick

it's a state park that is...wait for it...just down the road from BEAVERLICK   3yay

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Big_Bone_Lick_State_Park


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: Jenna on August 24, 2009, 02:44:38 pm
That is totally full of win. 1tehe


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: Paden on August 24, 2009, 04:03:08 pm
Iowa isn't all flat, but you have to go either extremely east or west to see the bluffs. There are things to do, but it helps if you don't mind traveling a bit to get to them. *sigh* The Mississippi River is a pain in the butt most of the time, but some of the scenery around it is nice.


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: Jenna on August 24, 2009, 06:24:54 pm
I'll take your word for it. I rather like not having mosquitoes the size of my fist trying to suck me dry. :P


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: DaSpecial1 on August 25, 2009, 02:32:57 am
I traveled through a town called Spotsylvania once. I think its in Virginia somewhere.  Yes my twisted mind thought of speckled vampires ;D.


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: Jenna on August 25, 2009, 03:34:58 am
...just as long as they didn't sparkle.


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: SenkoTwiik on August 25, 2009, 12:16:45 pm
There's a town called Monkey's Eyebrow in AZ, kind of close to where my great grandma used to live.


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: soulofthesea on August 25, 2009, 08:13:58 pm
I traveled through a town called Spotsylvania once. I think its in Virginia somewhere.  Yes my twisted mind thought of speckled vampires ;D.

2laugh speckled vampires? good one, Dasi!


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: Katie on August 28, 2009, 07:29:32 pm
The only cool vampire I know is NOT speckled, his name is The Count. from sesame street!  :D


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: soulofthesea on August 28, 2009, 07:36:26 pm
how 'bout Count Chocula?
(http://i414.photobucket.com/albums/pp223/guitarnut26/count20chocula20box20old.jpg)


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: Katie on August 28, 2009, 07:51:42 pm
I like him!  :D


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: DaSpecial1 on August 29, 2009, 06:55:58 am
Oh the Count (Sesame Street) is way cooler than Count Cocohead--peddler of yucky cereal :p.  1tehe


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: Paden on August 29, 2009, 01:03:09 pm
Hey, I like that cereal! :D Of course, I'm a self admitted chocoholic, but still!!!


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: SenkoTwiik on August 29, 2009, 01:11:50 pm
Weird, I love the taste of both Count Chocula and Cap'n Crunch, but both cut up the inside of my mouth.


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: Katie on August 29, 2009, 01:45:35 pm
Cap n' Crunch! lets talk about pirates! arggg!


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: SenkoTwiik on August 29, 2009, 02:51:26 pm
Cap'n Crunch isn't a pirate ;D.
He's a sailor. Look at his hat.


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: Katie on August 29, 2009, 03:40:49 pm
finee...  :p  lets talk abou tsailors then!


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: SenkoTwiik on August 29, 2009, 03:56:23 pm
(http://i585.photobucket.com/albums/ss296/ChildOfTheLotus666/StewieCaptain.jpg)

*Singing*
I'm the greatest captain of the Queen's navy
And your record will stand as proof!


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: DaSpecial1 on August 29, 2009, 04:51:48 pm
Cap'n Crunch isn't a pirate ;D.
He's a sailor. Look at his hat.

So was he the guardian of the crunch? Or did he sail the seven milky seas looking for Count Chocula's minons...yes, I'm pondering the great mysteries of life today. 2coffee


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: SenkoTwiik on August 29, 2009, 05:01:19 pm
Speaking of mysteries, has anyone ever wondered how Cap'n Crunch's eyebrows work when they are all the way up in his hat?


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: DaSpecial1 on August 29, 2009, 05:10:14 pm
Speaking of mysteries, has anyone ever wondered how Cap'n Crunch's eyebrows work when they are all the way up in his hat?

1titter


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: Katie on August 29, 2009, 07:24:55 pm
he has eyebrows?!?!? what the #@^%*&^(!?


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: SenkoTwiik on August 29, 2009, 08:06:28 pm
Yea, for real, they are up in his hat!


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: Katie on August 29, 2009, 08:09:16 pm
i repeat what the $#^%$&$&!?


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: soulofthesea on August 29, 2009, 08:12:16 pm
just look at him, Bretttter.
(http://i414.photobucket.com/albums/pp223/guitarnut26/capncrunch.jpg)


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: DaSpecial1 on August 29, 2009, 08:32:23 pm
They're too thick to fit under his hat ;)


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: SenkoTwiik on August 29, 2009, 09:06:00 pm
Even half of his eyeballs are up on his hat. How painful! :eek:


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: Katie on August 29, 2009, 10:17:42 pm
OWW~! Imagining my eyes being like that! oh look, he only has two humungo teeth! lovely!


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: SenkoTwiik on August 29, 2009, 10:46:51 pm
He also has no neck, throat-hole, and only has 3 fingers and a thumb on each hand. He is all kinds of messed up.


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: Katie on August 29, 2009, 10:53:27 pm
And did anyone notice he must be afraid of vampires? because look, his neck is all covered up.  :D


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: soulofthesea on August 30, 2009, 12:33:51 am
lol, maybe.


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: Theraven on August 30, 2009, 01:04:29 am
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He also has no neck, throat-hole, and only has 3 fingers and a thumb on each hand. He is all kinds of messed up.

and he's holding that spoon really weird... Almost like a two year old who hasn't quite learned how to hold the spoon without its contents ending up on the floor instead...

And he shaved off his eyebrows, and glued them to his hat - because it looked so much cooler. Mystery solved :P

(and I can't believe that crunchy stuff can be any good. Doesn't look tasteful, at least...)


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: Jenna on August 30, 2009, 01:09:16 am
Blegh. I never liked Cap'n Crunch. I would guess licking the bottom of a hobo's foot would taste better than that sh...er, stuff.


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: Katie on August 30, 2009, 10:07:11 am
I think it bes yummy! I like it alot! Now you have me all offended.  :mad:


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: Dec12741 on August 30, 2009, 11:55:38 am
0Betttter0 do not feel offended each person has likes and dislikes,for me it is Chocolate,i love Chocolate now i can not eat anything Chocolate


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: SenkoTwiik on August 30, 2009, 01:06:40 pm
His pupils are pretty dialated too. He has glass looking eyes. Creepy. Maybe he's on drugs.


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: saowens on August 30, 2009, 01:09:39 pm
I think you are right Senko. He has a drawn look about him.


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: SenkoTwiik on August 30, 2009, 01:23:42 pm
You might say he seems a little too animated ;)


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: soulofthesea on August 30, 2009, 02:15:31 pm
Blegh. I never liked Cap'n Crunch. I would guess licking the bottom of a hobo's foot would taste better than that sh...er, stuff.

never liked it? c'mon, I've been eating Cap'n Crunch since I was a little kid, maybe since I was four or five years old, and it ain't all that bad! well, nowadays I prefer either Cocoa Puffs or Lucky Charms. :P


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: SenkoTwiik on August 30, 2009, 04:01:29 pm
Personally I like plain Cherrios, Cookie Crisp, Cinnamon Toast Crunch and Trix. I love the bright colors of Trix and Fruity Pebbles. But I hardly eat any of them except for Cherrios, because there's too much sugar in the rest. I tend to eat more 'old people' cereals that are low in taste and high in fiber.


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: Theraven on August 30, 2009, 04:13:38 pm
I don't really like cereal with milk (I dislike the milk part, and the fact that the crunch goes out of it). Just cereal becomes too dry and sweet. But it's sometimes good as snack.
I have a tendency to eat some oat/fruit/raisin mix together with yoghurt. That's yummy :)

I also LOVE chocolate - but can't stand chocolate milk or cocoa (except if it is made with lots upon lots of dark chocolate instead of cocoa powder). On the other hand, I love milk chocolate. Weird...


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: SenkoTwiik on August 30, 2009, 04:17:08 pm
My mom is the same way. She hates milk, so she will have cereal with yogurt or if she has ice cream, she tops it with some corn flakes instead of sprinkles, whipped cream, etc.


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: soulofthesea on August 30, 2009, 04:22:42 pm
*raises an eyebrow* uh, ok.....


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: Theraven on August 30, 2009, 04:38:41 pm
Ice cream with cereal (the usual sweet stuff) is actually good with ice cream :)
Raspberries together with chocolate mousse is yummy, too  :D
and chocolate brownies together with mint and/or cherry ice cream.

*sniff* and now I really want ice cream...  :-\


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: SenkoTwiik on August 30, 2009, 05:01:57 pm
She does that too, with the fruit. SHe will have a bowl of ice cream, with the cereal and strawberries or blueberries on top. I do the same with my yogurt, put Grape Nuts in there with some strawberry or apple slices. Healthy AND tastes good.


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: soulofthesea on August 30, 2009, 05:44:02 pm
Ice cream with cereal (the usual sweet stuff) is actually good with ice cream :)
Raspberries together with chocolate mousse is yummy, too  :D
and chocolate brownies together with mint and/or cherry ice cream.

*sniff* and now I really want ice cream...  :-\

raspberries with chocolate mousse? I can't even imagine how good that is! however, I did have a bit of key lime cheesecake with chocolate mousse one time, and let me tell ya, that stuff's to die for!


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: Theraven on August 30, 2009, 05:59:04 pm
I have to say that I dislike cheesecake very strongly (after mistaking the cheese layer for lemon mousse once, which I do like).
But if you put a chocolate cake in front of me, it's gone before you can turn your back  :p


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: DaSpecial1 on August 30, 2009, 06:06:40 pm
Speaking of dessert, spam pie anyone?

  (http://i395.photobucket.com/albums/pp31/DaSpecial1_2008/Spampie.jpg)

1titter


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: Theraven on August 30, 2009, 06:14:07 pm
Why upside down? Why not the right way?  And that pie is more like a dinner than dessert... :confused:


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: DaSpecial1 on August 30, 2009, 06:36:15 pm
...And that pie is more like a dinner than dessert... :confused:

That's cause all the whipped cream and fruity goodness is inside ;D.


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: soulofthesea on August 30, 2009, 08:57:42 pm
whipped cream and fruity goodness is nice, but after it was touching spam? uh, no thanks.


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: SenkoTwiik on August 30, 2009, 09:17:51 pm
Eating anything that was touching spam is a big no thanks (for me).


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: Katie on August 30, 2009, 09:19:50 pm
And me.


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: Pierre on August 30, 2009, 10:17:18 pm
*Wonder into thread to sing disco inferno to jenna as an offering and leave thread for the night* 2rock


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: Katie on August 30, 2009, 11:13:26 pm
**sees Pierre and gets scared, hides in corner.*


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: Dec12741 on September 01, 2009, 07:46:09 pm
I have one thing to say


      SPAM


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: Katie on September 01, 2009, 08:07:14 pm
I have to find the picture...where is it? oh there... hang on...


(http://i723.photobucket.com/albums/ww237/BetelgueseRigel/Monkee/6728_128077511676_506841676_2998637.jpg)

WELL IF IT ISNT THE SPAM KINGS THEMSELVES!?

(http://i723.photobucket.com/albums/ww237/BetelgueseRigel/Monkee/6728_128077886676_506841676_2998640.jpg)

those are the Renasance festival Zuhccini Brothers (note my bad spelling) and they LOVE SPAM!!!


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: SenkoTwiik on September 01, 2009, 09:17:07 pm
Their tight pants disturb me greatly. I was going to have a snack, but now I'm not too sure.


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: soulofthesea on September 01, 2009, 09:27:26 pm
those tight pants look painful....


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: Katie on September 01, 2009, 09:50:01 pm
ha, that's what I always think when I see them! lol! :D


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: Dec12741 on September 01, 2009, 10:12:20 pm
to me it seem they do not have any Farting room


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: Katie on September 01, 2009, 10:18:24 pm
ha, nice, they have SPAM and they talk in UNISONNN, they are all like "hello, would you like some SPAM!? or want to see us eat fire!?"


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: Paden on September 02, 2009, 05:22:16 pm
Pray for my hubby, for he has fallen victim and purchased a can of Bacon SPAM! *sobs hysterically*


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: SenkoTwiik on September 02, 2009, 06:11:35 pm
Oh my. Let's hope his arteries hold out.


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: Katie on September 02, 2009, 06:17:20 pm
ew, SPAMMY!  :p that sound so gross!


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: caffeinated.joy on September 02, 2009, 07:08:09 pm
The Historical Costumer in me is cringing at those pictures.


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: Dec12741 on September 02, 2009, 08:23:51 pm
Just in case Paden's Husband's arteries let go I'LL get the pale and Mop to clean up the mess


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: Katie on September 02, 2009, 08:28:51 pm
I'll get the soap...


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: soulofthesea on September 02, 2009, 09:03:24 pm
and I'm going to get the f***ing hell outta here! *runs away from thread until it is safe*


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: Katie on September 02, 2009, 09:04:28 pm
*points and laughs at soul* haha, WHIMP...GOAT!


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: DaSpecial1 on September 03, 2009, 01:27:16 am
Pray for my hubby, for he has fallen victim and purchased a can of Bacon SPAM! *sobs hysterically*


Oh no! Say it ain't so...1faint  

1worry Mine bought 4 cans [or do you call them tins?]   of turkey spam OMG they make other kinds of spam!  Sombody stop them...  Even the cats won't go near them. 1dunno






Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: Katie on September 03, 2009, 09:15:07 am
lmao, smsart cats! :D


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: Theraven on September 03, 2009, 09:31:26 am
You think this thread will ever be safe????  >:D


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: Katie on September 03, 2009, 09:36:52 am
No, I definetly don't... >:D >:D


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: SenkoTwiik on September 03, 2009, 11:59:53 am
My husband actually likes spam, but I won't let him buy it because of the smell. He's weird and can eat anything (probably got the ability from eating out of a garbage can as a kid).


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: Katie on September 03, 2009, 12:03:58 pm
Yah, my dad will eat some pretty...sick stuff, to say the least, I'm afraid to eat half his food after te squirrel thing... :p


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: SenkoTwiik on September 03, 2009, 12:16:12 pm
My dad eats hummus! Ewww.


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: Katie on September 03, 2009, 12:18:11 pm
My dad eats squirrels, you have NO idea how sick that is! He shot one through our bathroom window!!!


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: Paden on September 03, 2009, 12:20:02 pm
Hey, I like hummus and even learned how to make it myself! It's pretty much just a paste made of garbanzo beans (chick peas) with honey, paprika and some other stuff. It's actually really good on pita bread sammiches, too.

And my father ate squirrel and a lot of other wild game, so watch it with slinging that kind of judgement around. When you grow up having to hunt for meat to put on the table, you do the best you can. I ate stuff like that when I was a kid, too, so don't knock it. If you've tried it and don't like it, fine and dandy, but you still don't have the right to go picking on someone for what they do like. Unless it really is something gross, like squirrel poo, for instance.


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: Katie on September 03, 2009, 12:20:57 pm
Ew, no offense, but you must be crazy! That even sounds so gross!


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: Paden on September 03, 2009, 12:27:54 pm
Offense is taken because you've got no experience with different or ethnic foods. Once you do, come back and tell me that I'm crazy. Until then, subject closed.


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: Katie on September 03, 2009, 12:29:30 pm
(Yes, I have, my mother was born in Romainia!)
Moving on to a new topic...


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: Paden on September 03, 2009, 12:37:40 pm
So why for you pick on other foods? :D Seriously though, hon, there are many worse things that people eat that most won't even consider foods, like grasshoppers or ants or even cockroaches. Those are the things I really consider gross but some folks like 'em! Me? I get at crawly feeling in my stomach when I think about it. *shudders*

So, how 'bout those teddy bears having the picnic with SPAM sammiches?


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: SenkoTwiik on September 03, 2009, 12:48:05 pm
I would try squirrel, if the guts and stuff weren't still in there. I'll try anything once. But my dad gave me hummus on a chip once and I almost puked.

He also eats catfish caviar dip. My husband likes sardine and jalapeno sandwiches. Just thinking of that sounds hard on the stomach.

I like weird food usually, squid, frog, etc.


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: Katie on September 03, 2009, 02:55:28 pm
*vomits*


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: Paden on September 03, 2009, 04:32:34 pm
*hands out the mop and pail to the vomiter and tells them they are banned from this thread for three days due to violating the rule about no puking, farting, etc* Go back to the first post in the thread and refresh your memory on this, please.


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: SenkoTwiik on September 03, 2009, 05:05:56 pm
Speaking of really odd foods, there's a recipe for "whole rats" that comes from...I think somewhere in the south part of China. They aren't even gutted out or anything.

But the bug thing, I have heard ants are really good with chocolate covering. They are supposed to be crunchy and some taste like black cherries.

My dad lived by a reservation when he was a kid and said that his Native American friend's family cooked dog and horse. He said he tried both, and that both were tough but not bad at all. It's all a matter of taste. I personally like really tough meat and would rather have a gamey duck breast than filet minon (sp?).


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: Dec12741 on September 03, 2009, 05:46:30 pm
You guys are making me sick to my stomach


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: soulofthesea on September 03, 2009, 09:08:58 pm
So why for you pick on other foods? :D Seriously though, hon, there are many worse things that people eat that most won't even consider foods, like grasshoppers or ants or even cockroaches. Those are the things I really consider gross but some folks like 'em! Me? I get at crawly feeling in my stomach when I think about it. *shudders*

I think I saw something like that on Fear Factor once. no wonder they took that show off the air!

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So, how 'bout those teddy bears having the picnic with SPAM sammiches?

*in his best Yogi Bear voice* hey Boo-Boo! how 'bout a pick-a-nick? I got spam sammiches and we could wash it down with floor cleaner (a.k.a. Beverly)! nevermind the Beverly reference. it's a running joke amongst Disney geeks. 1titter I will tell if you ask, though.


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: SenkoTwiik on September 04, 2009, 11:49:42 am
Speaking of SPAM sammiches, my husband asked me to pick him up a can and make him a sammich with spam and bacon. How is he still alive?!


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: Dec12741 on September 04, 2009, 01:29:28 pm
I can live with spam and bacon Sandwich,on I am getting Hungry


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: Paden on September 05, 2009, 08:51:21 pm
Well, we have tried the bacon-flavoured SPAM and we live. You know what? Eaten warm to hot, it's not really all that bad... That being said, I think I am losing my mind.


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: Dec12741 on September 05, 2009, 09:39:58 pm
thanks paden,you answered my question before i even asked it


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: soulofthesea on September 06, 2009, 11:03:34 pm
no offense, paden, but you probably are losing your mind, especially if you think spam is good. :eek:


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: SenkoTwiik on September 06, 2009, 11:45:59 pm
Maybe she was just really, really hungry and when you're really, really hungry the first thing that touches your mouth is always heavenly.


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: Paden on September 07, 2009, 12:45:45 pm
Especially when your hormones are out of whack. :D


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: SenkoTwiik on September 07, 2009, 01:12:59 pm
Haha, tell me about it. Like being pregnant or having "that time" makes me want to eat the weirdest things. I've had a few cravings for things that I don't even like!


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: Paden on September 07, 2009, 02:19:41 pm
Exactly. When "that time" hits, if it's meat or mushrooms, it's MINE! As well as chocolate. :D


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: SenkoTwiik on September 07, 2009, 02:27:27 pm
I hear ya on the chocolate. I have a weakness for sweets now, but during that time, I try to keep lots of sweet diet snacks around the house (because I snack so much that I would weigh a ton if they weren't low-fat). I have no self-control when it comes to sweets. Especially chocolate or pastry sweets.


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: soulofthesea on September 07, 2009, 02:30:32 pm
*wanders in, looks around, and wanders out, leaving a trail of Reese's Cups, still in the wrapper*


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: SenkoTwiik on September 07, 2009, 03:20:19 pm
Soul, you cruel man! I can't have peanut butter for another 4 months! And I want it so badly.


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: soulofthesea on September 07, 2009, 03:35:58 pm
:confused: can't have peanut butter for another 4 months? why not?


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: SenkoTwiik on September 07, 2009, 04:06:31 pm
Some doctors say that if you eat peanuts or peanut butter during pregnancy, you increase the chances of the baby being allergic to peanut butter. There has to be some truth to it, because I didn't know with my first pregnancy and ate peanut butter all the time. My son came out allergic to it.


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: soulofthesea on September 07, 2009, 04:48:17 pm
oh. guess that can't help if a pregnant woman craves peanut butter throughout her pregnancy and can't have any unless she wants the baby to be allergic to peanuts. :-\ (I know that probably can't happen, but it's just an extreme situation)

ah well. I can't eat Skittles, tortilla chips, pretzel sticks, or popcorn for another two and a half to three years on account of the braces. :'( and I love all of those things, especially Skittles!


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: Pierre on September 07, 2009, 05:06:43 pm
*Wonder in the thread and leave SenkoTwiik some strawberrys and wonder out of thread.* ;)


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: SenkoTwiik on September 07, 2009, 05:14:37 pm
Soul a good cheat for when I had them, eat all that stuff (except the popcorn) with the back inside of your mouth, and then just brush your teeth real good and clean between your braces with that tree brush thingy.

Thanks Pierre! Delicious and something I'm not allergic to. Unlike cherries or grape flavor, or Dr. Pepper, or milk.


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: Paden on September 07, 2009, 05:17:50 pm
I had peanut butter ALL the time when I was pregnant with both of my kids and neither one came out allergic. They both regard it as a food group all its own, too. :D


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: SenkoTwiik on September 07, 2009, 05:26:34 pm
Lucky!
(I did the same with lunch meat, even though for some reason they say you aren't supposed to eat it)
The first time Daemian had a PB&J sandwich he got a really bad rash, fever, rasping and diarrhea. The doctor said I was lucky I caught it and he only had one reaction, because each one is supposed to get worse. They said if I ate a lot of peanut butter when I was pregnant, I could have passed the allergy to him. Weird thing about peanut butter though, you can suddenly develope an allergy to it after not being allergic to it for years.


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: soulofthesea on September 09, 2009, 09:35:06 pm
Thanks Pierre! Delicious and something I'm not allergic to. Unlike cherries or grape flavor, or Dr. Pepper, or milk.

eww...grape flavor! :-X don't get me wrong, I love grapes, but it's just grape-flovered anything (juice, lollipops, candy) is just plain nasty!


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: SenkoTwiik on September 09, 2009, 09:50:34 pm
I know, it doesn't even taste like grape at all! It tastes like cold medicine, which is equally disgusting.


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: soulofthesea on September 09, 2009, 09:55:54 pm
oh my god, don't even get me started with cold medicine! 1pfft especially that stinkin' robitussin! *shudders* and this is why I prefer cold medicine in a pill form.


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: SenkoTwiik on September 09, 2009, 10:09:10 pm
I know, I have to take my medicine by pill. I will freakin puke my eyes out if I have to drink that crap. Every since I was little I hated it. And after my dad accidentally OD'd me on Niquil, I refuse to take it. My weirdo husband and son like the taste of the liquid medicine.


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: soulofthesea on September 09, 2009, 10:11:26 pm
how people could stand liquid medicine, I have no clue.


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: DaSpecial1 on September 09, 2009, 10:51:12 pm
how people could stand liquid medicine, I have no clue.

1agree


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: Dec12741 on September 10, 2009, 07:57:51 am
When my father was alive he had an empty cigar box of pills that he had to take,I said to myself if Dad ahad anymore Pills he would have to take a pill to take his other pills


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: DaSpecial1 on September 10, 2009, 01:55:50 pm
That happens alot.  I've had medicines that had to have other medicines to counter the effects that had to have other medicines to counter the effects of those medicines...<----insert nausea here 1blankie


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: SenkoTwiik on September 10, 2009, 03:26:20 pm
Main reason why I avoid medicine...unless its vitamins or over the counter headache relief.


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: Paden on September 10, 2009, 05:29:18 pm
I'm the same way. Oddly, fake grape flavour doesn't bother me, but it makes both my husband and my son run for the spew bucket.


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: SenkoTwiik on September 10, 2009, 06:37:09 pm
I don't think anything can gross out my husband...except health food of any kind.
My husband and son love the artificial bubblegum flavor in a bunch of other medicines.


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: DaSpecial1 on September 10, 2009, 08:56:45 pm
I'm the same way. Oddly, fake grape flavour doesn't bother me, but it makes both my husband and my son run for the spew bucket.

I blame my kids for causing me to say "you know when I was little I'd have been grateful for grape or bubble gum-flavored medicine—you don't want to know what the medicines we had to take tasted like...."  They despise dimetapp. *scoffs* Try castor oil ya little monsters 1tehe.

Oh my I've become my parents. 1titter


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: Paden on September 11, 2009, 01:08:15 pm
At least they don't have to mix the powdered penicillin with water like I had to. The taste of that stuff almost killed me, let alone the fact that I turned out allergic to it! I thank an over-eager doctor for that allergy because that was his remedy for everything. Sore throat? Bladder infection? Ear infection? Throw some penicillin at it, that'll get rid of it! He had to be reminded each and every time that I'm allergic and for some stupid reason my parents kept taking me back to him...


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: SenkoTwiik on September 11, 2009, 01:46:38 pm
Good ol' doctors, eh?
My grandma got me to go to this moron doctor once. She was a quack and tried to give me pills for a whole bunch of stuff that I didn't even have. She didn't even run any tests, but she said that I had infections, and maybe hepatitus (just because I had tattoos). So of course, I quickly left that place and never went back. But my dumb grandma still thinks she's a good doctor.
The one in my old town was the only doctor around (the town doc), and he was also one of those people that made things seem worse than they were. He tried to say my mother-in-law was dying of radiation poisoning (she drank ground water like I did, and we both got poisoned by pesticides, not radiation). He tried to give me a head exam and said I was 'homicidal" and gave both me and my brother medicines that made us puke our guts out. My mom still thinks he's smart. :rolleyes:

Honestly, why do parents think that just because a person is a doctor, means he/she is a GOOD doctor? I mean, 2 years ago, the hospital out here, and a clinic in Vegas where reusing needles on patients. My mother-in-law (supposedly) got hepatitus (the treatable one) from it. She didn't know and she spread it to my husband's stepdad and it almost killed him.


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: Dec12741 on September 11, 2009, 03:41:54 pm
pop,pop,pop,pop,pop,pop,pop,pop,pop,pop,popcorn


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: Paden on September 11, 2009, 03:49:12 pm
Dec, don't you remember what's been said about not posting all in caps? Please edit your post so that you are not shouting.


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: Theraven on September 11, 2009, 04:00:17 pm
Dec made me want popcorn!  1gah


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: Katie on September 11, 2009, 06:06:35 pm
Yaay! I survived the WHOOOLE ban! <33


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: Dec12741 on September 11, 2009, 07:01:25 pm
paden, i was making some popcorn for everyone,who wants popcorn? made alot of popcorn


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: Paden on September 11, 2009, 07:35:04 pm
I don't care that you made it, but typing all in caps is counted as shouting, sadly enough.


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: Dec12741 on September 11, 2009, 09:24:00 pm
sorry paden


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: DaSpecial1 on September 12, 2009, 07:09:16 am
Candied Spam anyone? ;D


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: Katie on September 12, 2009, 09:27:01 am
Ew! *runs out of thread before I get sick*


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: SenkoTwiik on September 12, 2009, 10:19:50 am
Candied Spam? WHat is it, like an overly glazed honey?


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: Katie on September 12, 2009, 10:52:37 am
Wow, that really just sound sicknast!


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: DaSpecial1 on September 12, 2009, 07:28:04 pm
Candied Spam? WHat is it, like an overly glazed honey?

I don't know but it looks like this:

(http://i395.photobucket.com/albums/pp31/DaSpecial1_2008/spamcandywb1.jpg)

Don't gag at me I didn't make it ;D.


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: Dec12741 on September 12, 2009, 09:00:05 pm
DaSpecial1,now I know I'LL be getting sicky poo,leaves thread before getting sick


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: DaSpecial1 on September 12, 2009, 09:07:35 pm
Actually I think it looks kind of tasty...I wouldn't try it though 1tehe.


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: soulofthesea on September 12, 2009, 11:20:00 pm
*looks at the plate of junk and shudders*


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: Dec12741 on September 12, 2009, 11:21:13 pm
i am not saying what they look like  to me


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: soulofthesea on September 12, 2009, 11:38:33 pm
I say they look like burnt bologna and overcooked sausage patties.


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: DaSpecial1 on September 13, 2009, 01:38:47 am
Yum *rubs tummy* ;D


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: Paden on September 13, 2009, 02:12:51 pm
I've seen worse when the sister closest to me in age was learning to cook. We had a steady supply of Pepto-Bismal around the house, too, at least until she gave up and let someone (me) with talent do it! :D


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: Theraven on September 13, 2009, 02:36:13 pm
Reminds me of the McDonalds experiment (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=on6BSfHlK_w)...


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: soulofthesea on September 13, 2009, 02:52:15 pm
ok, after watching that experiment, I'm offically off the McSandwiches forever :-\...


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: Theraven on September 13, 2009, 02:58:31 pm
I stopped eating there (and other fast food places) several years ago (except for the Mc Flurry ice cream, which is probably the only thing I voluntarily eat at McDonalds).

Actually - while shopping, my family stopped for a bite at burger king (another tasteless fast food place I usually avoid). I, who was extremely hungry, totally refused to eat there, and instead went searching the entire building before I found some place that actually sold good food (chicken salad - yum!).


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: soulofthesea on September 13, 2009, 03:07:15 pm
I probably should've stopped eating McD's months ago, since the last two times I ate something from them, I've had some sort of negative reaction. strangely, I could eat my weight in McD's fries, and nothing bad would happen to my system. :confused: I do love those McFlurries, though.


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: DaSpecial1 on September 13, 2009, 07:30:17 pm
Oh that video was gross.  Of course the food would mold silly man.  I think I'd have been more interested if he added something to the jars that simulated stomach acid.   The fry thing was impressive though.


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: soulofthesea on September 13, 2009, 08:36:35 pm
*wanders in, looks around, and spies a very soft bed* that looks like a good place to sleep! *gets in the bed and instantly falls asleep*

(http://i414.photobucket.com/albums/pp223/guitarnut26/our-beautiful-soft-bed.jpg)


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: SenkoTwiik on September 13, 2009, 09:41:38 pm
That's a really nice bed. It would be cool to have in game.
I have a thing for beds.


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: Theraven on September 14, 2009, 04:24:45 pm
*kicks everyone out of the bed and falls asleep spread on top of it*


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: Dec12741 on September 14, 2009, 04:32:31 pm
kick theraven out of the bed,locks bedroom door and falls asleep


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: Theraven on September 14, 2009, 05:10:48 pm
*finds bigger and softer bed, locks bedroom door*


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: DaSpecial1 on September 14, 2009, 09:04:16 pm
*Calls the movers, relocates bed to my house, & snuggles in :) ).*


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: soulofthesea on September 14, 2009, 09:53:19 pm
*glares at everyone in the uber-soft bed* who said y'all could get in my bed?! >:(


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: SenkoTwiik on September 14, 2009, 10:50:51 pm
Haha, soul.
That thing is huge. Like 6 people from this thread could fit in it.
Check out this one:
(http://i585.photobucket.com/albums/ss296/ChildOfTheLotus666/Marriott_Miami_Dadeland_50755_0_121.jpg)

Look at all those freakin pillows!


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: Theraven on September 15, 2009, 10:55:35 am
 :eek: that bed is MINE!! *puts up cannons around the room and locks bedroom door*


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: Dec12741 on September 15, 2009, 12:33:50 pm
unlocks bedroom door and throws theraven  out of the bedroom triple locks the bedroom door and places land mines everywhere,then goes back to sleep


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: Theraven on September 15, 2009, 12:59:36 pm
You can't unlock the door if you don't have the key!   >:D

*breaks open the door with dynamite, throws Dec out, takes bed to a vault that can only be unlocked from the inside, and lies down to sleep*


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: Katie on September 15, 2009, 03:36:31 pm
*Sneakily follows theraven! And then steals her awesome bed!*


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: Theraven on September 15, 2009, 03:50:44 pm
Nobody steals my bed!!  >:D


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: DaSpecial1 on September 15, 2009, 11:19:36 pm
Nobody steals my bed!!  >:D

Except me hehehe >:D.  *Waves magic wand watches bed go *poof*   and appear in my room* 3yay


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: Katie on September 16, 2009, 02:41:03 pm
You mean MY room???


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: Theraven on September 16, 2009, 02:53:07 pm
My room...  :cool:


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: Katie on September 16, 2009, 03:45:19 pm
No, no I think that you are wrong...  ;)


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: Paden on September 16, 2009, 04:09:54 pm
*flops down on the bed and falls asleep while the kids argue* Look, I'm tired and was up til four with a sick kid, anyone disturbs me will get a hissing they'll not soon forget. Thanks to the person that donated the bed, by the way!


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: Katie on September 16, 2009, 04:12:12 pm
*lays on top of paden* Go away, my bed... I was up all WEEK with a really really sick kid!


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: Theraven on September 16, 2009, 06:57:48 pm
*throws away all the dogs, cats and younger kids from the bed*
My bed! No pets or rugrats allowed!  :mad:

*Zzzzz*


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: SenkoTwiik on September 16, 2009, 07:42:23 pm
Glad everyone liked the pillowful bed so much. There's more to go around.
(http://i585.photobucket.com/albums/ss296/ChildOfTheLotus666/20055151847567100.jpg)
That one's made out of feathers.


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: soulofthesea on September 16, 2009, 09:32:49 pm
yay! feather bed! *flops on the bed, but bed implodes and it starts to rain feathers* my bad. :-[ *runs away*


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: DaSpecial1 on September 16, 2009, 10:15:47 pm
Ooooo lookie what Soul did!   *Brushes feathers from hair and eyes runs back to MY fluffy pillow bed, and bolts the doors*


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: soulofthesea on September 16, 2009, 10:30:22 pm
*cleans up feathers* see? I'm responsible! admins, if imploded pillows and "wayward" feathers count against the rules of "no whatever in the thread", let us know. other than that, see ya in three days! :)


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: SenkoTwiik on September 17, 2009, 12:21:34 am
Oddly enough I have had terrible luck with feather stuff. I had a feather pillow and blanket, and no matter what, somehow the feather ends would always stick out and stab me. The pillow was infamous for sticking me in the eye when I went to lay down/switch positions.


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: Dec12741 on September 17, 2009, 09:06:44 am
Now if a Water Bed shows up,I'll get SEA SICK


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: DaSpecial1 on September 17, 2009, 11:47:41 am
Water and feathers?  Not a great mix methinks...1tehe


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: Paden on September 17, 2009, 12:32:03 pm
Are you calling me a cat?! A PET?! Be nice to this old panther, just found out I'm gonna be a grandma! *puts Bretter into the corner* Behave and be nice to your elders! *hisses at all that disturbed her rest and flashes really big claws*


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: ladymiriam on September 17, 2009, 01:12:49 pm
Granny Paden-your first grandchild? Congratulations to you and your family, a newborn baby-there's nothing more wonderful.  As a granny you get all the fun and none of the hassle.  Great news.


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: SenkoTwiik on September 18, 2009, 11:44:06 am
Congrats Paden! My mom's going to be a grandma for the second time at 40, and she says being a grandma is awesome. You'll love it!


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: Dec12741 on September 18, 2009, 11:08:05 pm
triple and Double Locks Paden in bedroom with imploded Bed and take Keys with him as he leaves Laughing at Paden 2rofl


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: SenkoTwiik on September 18, 2009, 11:41:24 pm
Be nice to the grandma, Dec!
Once people become grandmas, you can't torment them. Haven't you ever heard of Adam Sandler's song.
"Respect to the Grandma"


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: Dec12741 on September 19, 2009, 11:02:59 am
You are right SenkoTwiik,unlocks all the locks



goes in where Paden is sleeping and wakes Paden and gives a big 1hugs to Paden,then leaves with a big smile on face


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: Theraven on September 19, 2009, 11:40:41 am
*gives everybody a big  2hug and gives out soft new beds to everyone*


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: Katie on September 19, 2009, 01:25:38 pm
*Why thank you theraven!* <33333  2hug


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: DaSpecial1 on September 20, 2009, 12:21:36 am
*Jumps for joy on Paden's bed 1happy* 

What?! I'm just helping her celebrate....


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: Dec12741 on September 23, 2009, 01:43:50 pm
You guy's will not believe this I saw this story on the Internet that a Woman had a 6-inch Blade Lodged in her Butt for 4-Months


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: SenkoTwiik on September 23, 2009, 03:40:17 pm
WHAT?! That's insane! Message me a link or something to that news report!


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: Dmcclure1 on September 24, 2009, 04:38:00 pm
You guy's will not believe this I saw this story on the Internet that a Woman had a 6-inch Blade Lodged in her Butt for 4-Months
O_o
I want a link too, i have a current events due tommorow.


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: Katie on September 24, 2009, 06:38:17 pm
lol Dugg, your teacher will e like... "WHAT ON EARTH?!?!??!"


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: Dmcclure1 on September 24, 2009, 07:02:14 pm
heres the x-ray....  :eek:
(http://i587.photobucket.com/albums/ss312/dmcclure1/ouch.jpg)


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: Katie on September 24, 2009, 07:04:18 pm
eww!!!!!


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: soulofthesea on September 24, 2009, 09:21:38 pm
I've but one thing to say: owww!!!!! if something like that was up my butt, I wouldn't be able to sit or poo for six months!


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: Dmcclure1 on September 25, 2009, 02:33:42 pm
yea, and she said she didnt know it was up there.... HOW THE **** DO YOU NOT REALIZE THAT!!!!???


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: SenkoTwiik on September 25, 2009, 03:26:30 pm
Maybe the blade made all the tissue around it numb. But that still wouldn't explain why sitting down or going to the bathroom didn't feel weird. a 6 inch blade doesn't bend well and I would think it would stiffen her up a little.


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: Dmcclure1 on September 25, 2009, 04:19:11 pm
Maybe the blade made all the tissue around it numb. But that still wouldn't explain why sitting down or going to the bathroom didn't feel weird. a 6 inch blade doesn't bend well and I would think it would stiffen her up a little.
Just a bit *hold up pointer and thumb in a gesture meaning small*
Note the sarcasm.


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: Katie on September 25, 2009, 04:21:36 pm
*squeeeeee Dugg* sorry... had to do that. Oww that would hurt so bad. I can imagine going to school like that, you'd be going to sit down "OWWWWWW! Sorry."


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: SenkoTwiik on September 25, 2009, 09:45:59 pm
They also said that the end of the knife was poking her bladder. Oww, huh? That probably really started to hurt. Poor lady.


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: Katie on September 27, 2009, 11:42:25 am
Ow, I couldn't imagine!


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: Paden on September 27, 2009, 12:44:12 pm
On another note, we're having Hickory SPAM and eggs for lunch. Just thought I'd give you a gross out for the day. :D


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: SenkoTwiik on September 27, 2009, 01:08:13 pm
Speaking of Spam, my husband and I were going grocery shopping and we passed the spam. Brandon stops and says "Mmm, spam. OH! Spam with Bacon!" He picks up one can of each and asks me if I could make them for him. I'm about to argue, but before I can say a word, he turns the cans around to read the nutritional facts and says, "Fattening!" He puts the cans back on the shelf talking about how that would be terrible for his heart with all the colesterol and sodium. I looked at him like he grew a third eye.


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: Katie on September 27, 2009, 01:34:32 pm
Oh my god. I never thought I would see a guy turn down something they loved just like that. *GASP*  :eek:


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: Dec12741 on September 27, 2009, 01:46:39 pm
I think i am going to be sick,goes to the bathroom and gets sick


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: DaSpecial1 on September 27, 2009, 03:22:18 pm
We still have the cans of turkey spam my hubby bought months ago... like I said, even the cats won't eat it.


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: SenkoTwiik on September 27, 2009, 03:35:39 pm
Hilarious. Cats are usually not picky. I guess it just goes to show...Spam should not be ingested by any living thing ever. The cats know.


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: Paden on September 27, 2009, 03:39:09 pm
My cat must be an oddball, because she stole a tiny sliver of the bacon SPAM and we had to fight to keep her off of the table to go after the rest! The hickory stuff was really good, too. Then again, if it has bacon flavour, she goes nuts for it even if it is forbidden to her. The fat from pork can clog a cat's heart fast and I'd like to keep her around another ten years if possible. (She's 15 now.)


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: SenkoTwiik on September 27, 2009, 03:44:46 pm
My mom's dog is the same way about bacon. If Willie smells it, he will beg and beg for it. My dad got him the bacon snacks made for dogs but he doesn't seem to like them as much as the smell of real bacon. But no one will give him any. He's 10 years old and already has health problems, so bacon would only make things worse.


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: Katie on September 27, 2009, 04:01:12 pm
My grandpa is the same way.


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: Paden on October 01, 2009, 04:11:31 pm
On another note, it's cold and rainy and I just wanna know one damn thing: Who's bright idea was it for me to get out of a nice warm bed this morning?! Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!!


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: Theraven on October 01, 2009, 04:18:58 pm
Not me! 

I'm actually being followed my a black cat. Literally! There's one on my doorstep almost every morning. It's starting to turn scary  :(

(Just hoping it's not Paden in disguise...  :eek:)


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: Dec12741 on October 01, 2009, 04:25:16 pm
Paden it was not me,I have been in the bathroom all this time getting Sick something i must have ate


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: Katie on October 01, 2009, 05:20:13 pm
Wasn't me! I was too busy telling people to go eat some friggin spam whenever they were mean to me today in the hallways.


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: Paden on October 01, 2009, 05:41:34 pm
It's a comfy bed with jersey sheets and microplush blankets and I did not wanna leave it! My son had plans for me, though and they did not include letting his mom sleep in nice and warm...


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: Katie on October 01, 2009, 06:46:50 pm
Darn. Well tell the kid to "GO EAT SOME SPAM" and slept in, lol.


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: soulofthesea on October 01, 2009, 07:46:00 pm
*wanders around aimlessly with a lost look on his face* dang it! this stupid GPS has failed me yet again! >:( *tosses GPS device to the side and meanders out*


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: Katie on October 01, 2009, 08:03:20 pm
*Wonders about soul...*


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: Dmcclure1 on October 01, 2009, 08:12:42 pm
*Follows Kate who is following soul with this look on my face ;D*


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: Katie on October 01, 2009, 08:19:42 pm
*Turns to look at Dugg who is scaring me with his faces, then follows soul while not looking.... and smashes into a tree.* 1blink


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: Dec12741 on October 01, 2009, 09:05:20 pm
Dec runs into OBrettterB0 still looking Green,thenstarts Sneezing like mad


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: SenkoTwiik on October 01, 2009, 09:14:46 pm
You crazy kids are confusing the heck out of me. Maybe I need to go lie down and read a book for a while.


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: caffeinated.joy on October 01, 2009, 09:19:44 pm
I think I was born confused. It's a natural state. ;)


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: soulofthesea on October 01, 2009, 09:23:43 pm
*turns around and looks at the parade behind me* why are you guys following me?


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: Dmcclure1 on October 02, 2009, 04:08:42 pm
Soul im not following you im following Kate ;D


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: Katie on October 02, 2009, 05:06:05 pm
Ha, guilty. I am following you...


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: caffeinated.joy on October 02, 2009, 05:23:26 pm
*walks around in a small circle* I'm following myself.


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: Theraven on October 02, 2009, 05:24:40 pm
 ^ 1tehe (do you by any chance have a tail to follow?)  ;D


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: Katie on October 02, 2009, 05:25:53 pm
I wanna follow myself! *runs in tiny circles and gets dizzy*


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: Theraven on October 02, 2009, 05:34:32 pm
I'm following my nose. Honestly, it's hard not to do that... 1tehe


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: Dec12741 on October 02, 2009, 06:17:03 pm
I am just trying to find a differnet bathroom am not going to make it,sorry about that I'LL clean that up


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: Dmcclure1 on October 02, 2009, 06:55:03 pm
I wanna follow myself! *runs in tiny circles and gets dizzy*

*now runs in circles to follow Kate*


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: Katie on October 02, 2009, 07:16:59 pm
*smoshes into Dugg* Hiya! I didn't see you there! *falls down unconcious*


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: Dmcclure1 on October 02, 2009, 07:25:46 pm
*grabs a nearby kiddy bool abd dumps it on Kate to wake her up ;D*


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: Katie on October 02, 2009, 07:57:41 pm
nyaa! *shouts in horror....shivers...* Eh! Why'd you do that!? *slaps Dugg with said kiddy "Bool"*


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: SenkoTwiik on October 02, 2009, 08:38:09 pm
It's supposed to be 'pool' right?


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: Dec12741 on October 02, 2009, 09:30:34 pm
does anyone have something formy stomach it is upset?


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: Dmcclure1 on October 02, 2009, 09:48:21 pm
that was soposed to be pool...i type boolprop too much lol
*sits in the corner and cries because kate slaped me with a kiddy pool* (i almoast typed bool again lol)
*Hands Dec some pepto*


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: SenkoTwiik on October 02, 2009, 10:01:16 pm
*Hands Dugg a handful of tissues* There there homie.


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: Dec12741 on October 02, 2009, 11:07:33 pm
Thanks Dmcclure1 I needed that


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: soulofthesea on October 03, 2009, 10:47:36 am
kiddy pool? woohoo! *jumps into the kiddy pool, only to realize it's too small for me to jump into* ow!!!! I shouldn't have done that! *limps away*


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: Dec12741 on October 03, 2009, 12:33:36 pm
soulofthesea you brought on to yourself,goes to the nrarest corner and goes night,night
ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: Katie on October 03, 2009, 03:50:05 pm
*Comforts Dugg* I'm sorry I wont do it again!

*Goes to get Soul a wheelchair....*


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: Dec12741 on October 05, 2009, 09:33:23 pm
soulofthesea you make laugh when you hurt youself


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: caffeinated.joy on October 05, 2009, 09:35:11 pm
*Offers soul a band-aid* Here you go. All better now!


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: soulofthesea on October 05, 2009, 09:50:42 pm
Of course, dec. And I do these crazy things all for your entertainment, even if it means a few bruises here and there. :P No kidding. One time a group of band friends and I found a roll of tape, and we taped me and my brother together and the only way we could go anywhere was by hopping. We fell a lot, with me usually hitting the ground first. 1tehe Ah, a good time was had by all that day.


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: Katie on October 06, 2009, 04:17:14 pm
lol! *gets soul and ductapes him into a wheelchair* There, you can't fall...just stay away from stairs.


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: soulofthesea on October 06, 2009, 04:26:55 pm
lol, considering how much of a clutz I am....no wonder Alexis, her drill team girls, and the band always call me "Scarecrow"! not because I'm considerably tall and skinny, but also cuz I trip over any and everything! :P

....uh, Katie? how am I going to move from place to place?


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: Dec12741 on October 06, 2009, 04:44:41 pm
Ductape OBrettterBO and soulofthesea together  1giggle


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: Carlwashere on October 06, 2009, 04:48:01 pm
*Starts a little duct tape stand* I'll be rich in no time!  ;D


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: Dmcclure1 on October 06, 2009, 05:49:52 pm
*pulls out 100 simolions and buys a lot of duct tappppppppppe* lol, my p key got stuck and im not going back to change it
*duck tapes a penguin to Kate and Soul 1tehe*


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: Theraven on October 06, 2009, 06:14:28 pm
MacGyver called... He want his duct tape back  ;D
-------------------------------------------------------

(http://i68.photobucket.com/albums/i5/theraven_photos/DuckTapeBaby1.jpg)
MacGyver - the early years  ;D


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: Katie on October 06, 2009, 06:42:23 pm
Great, how am I supposed to go to homecoming now!? Ugh. maybe the penguin will be my date?
*gets grossed out by the penguin looking at me*
 ew. no.

You have hands right Soul!?


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: Dmcclure1 on October 06, 2009, 07:11:36 pm
THis is the penguin his name is Phillip
(http://i587.photobucket.com/albums/ss312/dmcclure1/Kawaii_penguin_by_Bored_dood.jpg)


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: Theraven on October 06, 2009, 07:24:05 pm
(http://i68.photobucket.com/albums/i5/theraven_photos/gal_door1.jpg)


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: Katie on October 06, 2009, 07:30:00 pm
Ahhh! penguins.... *shudders*  STILL NOT GOING TO HOMECOMING WITH YOU!


woah, that's actually pretty cool...


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: Paden on October 06, 2009, 07:37:13 pm
Quit yelling. *gets out the scissors and frees the two teens* What has been said about sticking people together with glue or other adhesives? Soul, you're confined to the soft comfy bed in the far bedroom until you can stop falling over stuff. Katie, you're confined to the couch with your homework. Dec, you're just confined. *slams out of the room muttering about how you can't trust a kid not to get into your tool box when your back is turned*


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: Dmcclure1 on October 06, 2009, 07:55:00 pm
... So is Carlwashere's duct tape stand still open?? oh even iff its closed i still have a lot of tape left
*tapes Kate to the couch and Soul to the bed* 
2mad


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: Dec12741 on October 06, 2009, 07:55:36 pm
Ductape self to a soft bed


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: Dec12741 on October 06, 2009, 07:58:48 pm
I have one question,well 2 if kate is taped to the couch and soul to the bed how are they going vto use the bathroom


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: Katie on October 06, 2009, 08:19:16 pm
aw man! this sucks!

AHH!!!! How will I ever turn in my homework if I'm taped here!?
*steals Dugg's tape when he's not looking and tapes him next to me so I have someone to talk to, because soul has Dec...*


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: soulofthesea on October 06, 2009, 08:20:24 pm
Quit yelling. *gets out the scissors and frees the two teens* What has been said about sticking people together with glue or other adhesives? Soul, you're confined to the soft comfy bed in the far bedroom until you can stop falling over stuff. Katie, you're confined to the couch with your homework. Dec, you're just confined. *slams out of the room muttering about how you can't trust a kid not to get into your tool box when your back is turned*

*shrugs* sounds good to me! :P *crawls into the soft, comfy bed* :eek: oh man, I am not getting out of this thing!


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: Dmcclure1 on October 06, 2009, 08:35:20 pm
AWWW MAN!!!!! now what if Paden just leaves us here...its ok, i have Kate to talk to :D
...now where did my penguin go?


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: Katie on October 06, 2009, 08:43:26 pm
Still on the  wheelchair!  :eek: well your fun to talk to I guess.... lol, this couch is officially my homecoming date.


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: soulofthesea on October 06, 2009, 08:45:18 pm
y'all still haven't done Homecoming yet? c'mon, my Homecoming was less than a month ago!


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: Katie on October 06, 2009, 08:45:58 pm
My homecoming is next Saturday! I can't wait! :D


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: Carlwashere on October 06, 2009, 08:46:58 pm
Yeah, It's still open. I just had to order more. That, and tell the guys at Ferrari what color I want the new car to be.  ;D
My homecoming is this week. It's spirit week, and my school loves spirit week. Some dude same in dressed as master chief. And a girl came in dressed as scooby doo, full outfit and everything.


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: soulofthesea on October 06, 2009, 09:04:45 pm
I think the two biggest days during my Homecoming Spirit week were "Twinkie Day" and "Nerd Day". Obviously, people dressed up like nerds on "Nerd Day", and one of our drum majors, Tay, took the competition with her nerd outift. 1tehe And "Twinkie Day" is when you and a friend dress exactly like each other, and if you go to a certain table during your lunch period with your twinkie, both of you get twinkies!


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: Carlwashere on October 06, 2009, 09:06:42 pm
Ha, cool. It was animation day, by the way. I guess master chief is animated. People go all out in my school. I heard someone dressed up as ash ketchem, but I didn't get to see him.


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: Katie on October 06, 2009, 09:19:56 pm
We have:

 Monday> Neon/dye day
Wednesday> zoo/animal day
Friday> Raven Day (ROHS Ravens.... Rocky the Raven...eh.)
though I can't remember the others...


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: Theraven on October 06, 2009, 09:22:31 pm
Raven day... sounds fun  ;D. I like fridays Raven days :cool:


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: Katie on October 06, 2009, 09:26:13 pm
I bet.... I need something raven-ish though, i don't have any school shirts, or raven clothes yet.... black and blue it it! lol, if I ever get out of this chair!


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: Dec12741 on October 06, 2009, 09:26:21 pm
Ductapes theraven to the same bed as DEC,then starts barking at theraven


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: Carlwashere on October 06, 2009, 09:31:26 pm
*Starts to expand business* Now selling super glue!
*Thinking about selling scissors.*  :p


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: Theraven on October 06, 2009, 09:32:36 pm
Tears free from the duct tape, and locks Dec into a bathroom with no windows and no toilet paper.

(http://i68.photobucket.com/albums/i5/theraven_photos/macgyver1.jpg)


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: Katie on October 06, 2009, 09:47:20 pm
Scissors!?  Not when I'm mad and trapped....someone's gonna loose an eyeball! *considers the fact that she is tied to a couch*
eh, go ahead...


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: Dec12741 on October 06, 2009, 10:10:03 pm
theraven it was not me who ductaped to the same bed that am ductape to and i think i know who did it


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: Carlwashere on October 07, 2009, 06:46:23 am
I meant scissors for cutting duct tape. Not gouging out eyeballs. *changes mind about selling scissors*  1blink



Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: Katie on October 07, 2009, 07:15:07 am
Well, that's a good idea, just keepe the scissors to yourself..... I'll buy some if you cut me outta here!!!


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: Theraven on October 07, 2009, 07:28:24 am
*cuts 0BretttterB0 out*

Better now?

*goes to growl at Dec for going wild with duct tape - and uses superglue to fasten him to the toilet seat. Still no toilet paper*

Then *goes to growl at my site for not working when I want to update it*  :mad:


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: Paden on October 07, 2009, 12:29:06 pm
What did you folks not understand about NO GLUING people?? *takes away all the duct tape and glue and leaves the room after freeing everyone, but leaves Dec where he is after tossing in a can of Glade Air Freshener*


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: DaSpecial1 on October 07, 2009, 03:00:23 pm
How successful will that air freshener be Paden?  That's a pretty small room.

Ummm...just curious, Raven however did you escape duct tape?  1titter


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: Theraven on October 07, 2009, 03:52:20 pm
Magical superduper Swiss Army knife...  ;D


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: Carlwashere on October 07, 2009, 03:54:53 pm
*donates extra duct tape and super glue stock to the charity for Under-supplied offices*
Hmm, what to do now...
*starts selling straitjackets* 
Let's see what you guys do with these.  >:D


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: Dec12741 on October 07, 2009, 04:23:15 pm
ductapes Carlwashere to a front end of a train


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: Carlwashere on October 07, 2009, 04:27:05 pm
Where'd you get the duct tape!?!?!
Paden took it all away.
*Zooming down the train tracks*
This is pretty fun! It's not like I'm going to hit anything.  ;D
By the way, how did you get out of the bathroom?


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: Theraven on October 07, 2009, 04:29:40 pm
Steals all the duct tape from Dec, and gives it back to MacGyver.


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: Carlwashere on October 07, 2009, 04:34:16 pm
How about me? I'm still taped the front of this train.
After the third time around, it gets pretty boring.   :-\


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: Dmcclure1 on October 07, 2009, 05:21:02 pm
I think the two biggest days during my Homecoming Spirit week were "Twinkie Day" and "Nerd Day". Obviously, people dressed up like nerds ...."Twinkie Day" is when you and a friend dress exactly like each other, and if you go to a certain table during your lunch period with your twinkie, both of you get twinkies!
lol i was thinking of the gay "stereotype" twink... :D
that would be cool
Scissors!?  Not when I'm mad and trapped....someone's gonna loose an eyeball! *considers the fact that she is tied to a couch*
eh, go ahead...
dont poke my eye out.... *Buys some scisors and cuts free from the couch*
IM FREE!!!!!!


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: Carlwashere on October 07, 2009, 05:30:01 pm
What did you folks not understand about NO GLUING people?? *takes away all the duct tape and glue and leaves the room after freeing everyone, but leaves Dec where he is after tossing in a can of Glade Air Freshener*
You've already been freed!
But I'm still taped to this train.
Today was CMT (country music television) day, (pretty stupid huh)
Nothing was too interesting a few people came in with cowboy hats, but that's about it.
Tomorrow's E! News day, dress up as a celebrity, might see something interesting.


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: Dmcclure1 on October 07, 2009, 05:52:40 pm
oh, ha ha i guess i should have read more


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: Dec12741 on October 07, 2009, 05:52:59 pm
ductapes and superglue to a Rhino's horn(the tip) 1giggle


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: Katie on October 07, 2009, 06:01:05 pm
Did someone free me then?


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: Carlwashere on October 07, 2009, 06:03:14 pm
What did you folks not understand about NO GLUING people?? *takes away all the duct tape and glue and leaves the room after freeing everyone, but leaves Dec where he is after tossing in a can of Glade Air Freshener*
Paden freed everyone. Then Dec taped me to a train.
Dec, you still didn't say how you got out of the bathroom.


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: Katie on October 07, 2009, 06:05:13 pm
Oh ok! *unties you from the train, moves you to the big billboard, draws a speech bubble, and writes "Help!"*


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: Carlwashere on October 07, 2009, 06:09:45 pm
What a big difference... at least with the train I had the wind in my face.  :(
*takes a nap on said billboard*


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: Katie on October 07, 2009, 06:12:49 pm
did I mention your upside-down? >:D


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: Carlwashere on October 07, 2009, 06:17:14 pm
Wow. This is going to suck. I'm not David Blaine.  ;D
*struggles to avoid unconsciousness*
 


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: soulofthesea on October 07, 2009, 07:04:48 pm
*frees Carl from billboard* guys, I think we need to cut out this gluing people to stuff. otherwise the spam will explode, and we'll end up with a very angry moderator (meaning the Spam Empress herself, Jenna)


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: Dec12741 on October 07, 2009, 07:10:49 pm
now back to our regular program


   SPAM SPAM spam spam


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: Carlwashere on October 07, 2009, 07:16:10 pm
Sure, no more glue and duct tape.  :p
How's homecoming week?


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: soulofthesea on October 07, 2009, 07:20:16 pm
did you not hear what I said earlier? my Homecoming was a month ago! :P


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: Carlwashere on October 07, 2009, 07:22:49 pm
Whoops, well how was it?
Did you have a guy in a master chief outfit? How about a gorilla suit? Someone was wearing one of those. It's exactly like the black one in OFB if you have that expansion pack.


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: Katie on October 07, 2009, 07:51:46 pm
Lol, that must have looked...... eh... so anyways...

my homecoming week is next week...lol


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: Dmcclure1 on October 07, 2009, 08:01:22 pm
mine already passed lol... the dance was last saturday :D


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: Katie on October 07, 2009, 08:18:48 pm
Luckyyy..... I'm still hoping I can get a date...  :'(


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: Carlwashere on October 07, 2009, 08:27:48 pm
Good luck! Hope you do find one.  :p
Tomorrow people are going to dress up as celebrities, I wonder what people will do.
I have to give these guys credit. I would never do what some of them do.
As for the dance, I'll probably just go with friends.  :D


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: Dmcclure1 on October 07, 2009, 08:34:13 pm
we dont get to dress up at my school....my old school was waaaayy more fun, we got to dress up and stuff.
D: oh how i miss those days!  2cry


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: Katie on October 07, 2009, 08:35:49 pm
What old school?

Eh, I wish i had a date.... I should totally bring a picture of someone to the dance... lol

anyone wanna be my picture date? lol


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: PinkSword on October 09, 2009, 04:33:39 pm
Hello fellow spammers.
I'm just waiting till it's exactly midnight then i'm gonna call my friend and sing her the happy birthday song
I know, I'm kinda weird.


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: Carlwashere on October 09, 2009, 04:38:22 pm
No! That's awesome. Calling at midnight! I'd do that, but their parents would most likely answer. If I was, let's say, 23, and my friends were 23. It'd be a different story.  ;D


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: PinkSword on October 09, 2009, 04:43:10 pm
and THAT is exactly why mankind invented mobile phones.

17 minutes to goo!


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: Carlwashere on October 09, 2009, 04:47:14 pm
To call each other at midnight! How could I not see that!  :p
Haha what a great way to jump start their day!


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: Katie on October 09, 2009, 04:59:46 pm
Once I called my freind at midnight just to say good morning, lol!


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: Paden on October 09, 2009, 05:35:53 pm
You don't wanna know what we used to do to people on their birthday back when I was in school, but it involved one phone call an hour, toilet paper in their lockers and crepe paper on their vehicles at school. Not to mention cramming the whole car as full of balloons as we possibly could during study halls.


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: Katie on October 09, 2009, 05:40:30 pm
We always fill peoples lockers with decorations and scream sing happy birthday at lunch...


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: Carlwashere on October 09, 2009, 05:42:25 pm
Paden, You are awesome!
My happy birthday greeting includes a face to face happy birthday, and a $20 gift card to some random place. I'm not that creative sadly, but I mean it.  ;D


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: PinkSword on October 10, 2009, 03:23:28 am
Thats awesome hahaha.

Btw :I bought her this horrrrible 80's tracksuit. with the neon colors and everything. and im going to give her as a real present a nice perfume. and some cash


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: Dmcclure1 on October 13, 2009, 07:38:37 pm
So...i got something for you more daring kidds out there:
(http://i587.photobucket.com/albums/ss312/dmcclure1/spam.jpg)


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: Katie on October 13, 2009, 07:46:51 pm
Aw man... don't let my dad see that! He'll be like "SPICY!? OKAY!"


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: Dec12741 on October 13, 2009, 07:58:48 pm
thanks alot,now the other end giving me a fit with that SPAM hot and Spicy


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: Dmcclure1 on October 13, 2009, 08:42:40 pm
Anytime Dec lol  1giggle


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: Dec12741 on October 13, 2009, 10:07:21 pm
I'LL be in the bathroom for a     ,


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: Paden on October 14, 2009, 11:43:23 am
Oh no, not this kid, can't do hot and spicy, forget it! On the other hand, the husband picked up some turkey SPAM yesterday. Yep, that's right, SPAM made completely out of turkey. No longer does the word SPAM stand for S*** Posing As Meat, it now stand for Suspicious Poultry Acting Meaty. Just thought I would expand your education, don't cha know? :D


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: Dec12741 on October 14, 2009, 01:38:35 pm
Sorry about the Last post i did I had to make a call,thanks paden for the Education


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: Katie on October 14, 2009, 03:04:08 pm
Haha, wow, I feel very educated! :rolleyes:


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: Paden on October 14, 2009, 04:27:12 pm
Well, would you rather sit in study hall for 50 minutes doing your algebra or read about SPAM and what the letters actually stand for? Being as I sucked at math due to some inability to function mathematically, I'd rather read about the SPAM and get a giggle. :D


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: Katie on October 14, 2009, 07:14:34 pm
Well... I said I felt eduacated! You taught me more than my algebra teacher did today.


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: Dec12741 on October 14, 2009, 07:33:47 pm
at least it will not give you SBD's


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: soulofthesea on October 19, 2009, 08:19:39 pm
what?! no spamming for five days?! where's the spam?!


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: Dec12741 on October 19, 2009, 10:25:59 pm
I know came and check the Spam thread and no one added to it,Holy Bat Spam


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: soulofthesea on October 19, 2009, 10:34:47 pm
five days of no spam! that's a record for this thread! I think the longest I've seen without spam, prior to this,  was two days!


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: Dec12741 on October 19, 2009, 11:41:45 pm
I have 1 word to say
 

                                   SPAM


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: Paden on October 20, 2009, 01:09:51 pm
For Jenna, in case she's watching, I make up for my lack of participation in this thread for the past week due to being on call for a daughter and son-in-law being down with the Swine Flu:


                             (http://i244.photobucket.com/albums/gg24/Paden1865/spam/ththis_is_spam.gif)


                             SPAM


                             (http://i244.photobucket.com/albums/gg24/Paden1865/spam/thspam.jpg)


                                                        

                              (http://i244.photobucket.com/albums/gg24/Paden1865/spam/thspam7.jpg)


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: Dmcclure1 on October 20, 2009, 02:52:03 pm
that last picture looks really gross


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: SenkoTwiik on October 20, 2009, 04:25:12 pm
I'd venture that getting hit with a giant thing of spam would be quite an experience.


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: Dec12741 on October 20, 2009, 06:08:35 pm
Paden I hope your daughter and son-in-law pull through,I will be praying for them


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: Katie on October 20, 2009, 06:16:34 pm
Really? I'd say I might just get sick... oh well, that's practically what spam is made of... :p


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: soulofthesea on October 21, 2009, 06:00:51 pm
I certainly hope I'm not getting sick. my dad has a cold, and I think I might be the next victim. :(


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: Carlwashere on October 21, 2009, 06:14:51 pm
I think I'm getting sick...my throats really dry, but that's about it for now. But a dry throat is definitely a way to annoy me.
On a side note, I've been pretty healthy the past two years!  ;D


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: Katie on October 21, 2009, 06:27:41 pm
Wow... Ha, that's so weird! Your lucky...

I've been in and out of the hospital for a while... between family, freinds and my chronic appednicitis... lucky!


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: Carlwashere on October 21, 2009, 06:47:21 pm
That sucks. Chronic appendicitis? My dad had Appendicitis last year, so he had it removed and that was pretty much the end of it. The whole thing went through flawlessly, It's amazing how good the doctors are now.
I've always been called lucky, which I'm starting to agree with. I've lived a VERY lucky life so far. I got accidentally hit in the head with a metal bucket and got cut pretty bad, but that's probably the worst thing that's ever happened to me.  :p


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: Katie on October 21, 2009, 06:54:07 pm
I know about that doctor type stuff... my brother Kevin had his rupsure, and my sister got appendicitis, and my brother Brett had what I have, and then it finally busted two days before they had the planned surgery... :-\

Chronic appendicitis (not sure if that's the official term or not) is when it gets bigger, then smaller...  :p


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: Carlwashere on October 21, 2009, 07:17:10 pm
Oh, That sucks. I bet it's really painful isn't it? With it getting inflamed and shrinking back.
The doctor said that he arrived when it was just inflamed and pretty close to rupturing, and they operated almost immediately. It was good that he decided to go to the doctor when he did. He was just holding it in, waiting for it to go away you know? But he eventually decided to get it checked out, just in time frankly.


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: Katie on October 21, 2009, 07:23:21 pm
Yes... well my brothers had to wait almost 1/2 a year until surgery after it had ruptured... weird right?


on a lighter note:  SPAAAMM!!


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: Paden on October 21, 2009, 08:35:27 pm
My father's ruptured when he was on the operating table, just as they reached it. He was lucky not to get peritonitis and die, really, because what comes out of a ruptured appendix is pretty damn nasty.


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: Katie on October 21, 2009, 09:09:04 pm
Yes it is... it's really friggin gross, with all that poison and such... :p


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: soulofthesea on October 21, 2009, 09:55:35 pm
I think this (http://www.jksmusic.com/music/mb-comp/index.php?musicID=38) should be our show next year. It'll surely be our ticket to Area finals! ;D


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: Dec12741 on October 21, 2009, 10:17:10 pm
or how about Drums and Bag Pips


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: Paden on October 26, 2009, 05:02:49 pm
Or how bout we don't let this thread peter out??

          (http://i244.photobucket.com/albums/gg24/Paden1865/spam/thspam5.jpg)


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: Katie on October 26, 2009, 05:06:15 pm
*looks green* Welll that was disturbing!

On another note, my father is on the roof (no, not of the hospital, my mother's house)


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: Paden on October 26, 2009, 05:56:32 pm
Just for you and don't say I didn't put anything into your trick or treat bag! :D

(http://i244.photobucket.com/albums/gg24/Paden1865/spam/spam18.jpg)


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: soulofthesea on October 26, 2009, 06:00:54 pm
:confused: Paden, I don't know if that's supposed to be a trick or a treat. *sigh* oy, where's the spam empress when you need her?


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: Paden on October 26, 2009, 06:43:41 pm
It's a pic from Monty Python, so of course it is a treat, silly Soul! :D


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: soulofthesea on October 26, 2009, 07:03:54 pm
oh. :-[ my bad.


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: Katie on October 26, 2009, 08:08:18 pm
Uh.... nice treat?

Yes, where is the spam queen!?


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: Dec12741 on October 26, 2009, 09:56:41 pm
She might be at Insimadult or beating up on Squinge,just a Guess


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: Katie on October 27, 2009, 03:32:47 pm
Could be... I'll have my brother check the adult site later  :p


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: Dec12741 on November 02, 2009, 11:41:55 pm
Louger wants me to say Hello to everyone here,he went on Vacation because of all the Barking he did at the Kids who went out TRICKS-and -Treating
one more thing



                                    BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: Katie on November 03, 2009, 10:39:49 am
Decm that was terrifying, I almost wet myself. :p


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: Dec12741 on November 03, 2009, 01:14:09 pm
Hands junior_Firefighter a diaper,sorry the Devil made me type it


                              BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO,BOOOOOOOOOOOOO,BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO,BOOOOOOOOOOOOO,


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: Katie on November 03, 2009, 03:17:48 pm
*puts on diaper* Hopefully I wont have to use it...

Quiet down I have a headache!


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: Paden on November 03, 2009, 03:28:34 pm
And you are giving me one with the typing all in caps, that is shouting, so please amend your post. Manners, please.


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: caffeinated.joy on November 03, 2009, 05:10:13 pm
Yes, please. It's in the site rules, something you should all be familiar with:

Quote
While we're on the subject of punctuation, etc, please do not type in all caps. It's bad forum etiquette and viewed as shouting. It's also annoying as all get go.


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: Katie on November 03, 2009, 05:31:36 pm
It was supposed to be shouting, irony.

Changed.


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: soulofthesea on November 03, 2009, 06:19:21 pm
*pokes head out to see what's going on, then locks myself back in my studio* 2rock


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: Paden on November 03, 2009, 06:20:52 pm
We don't do shouty, as a rule.


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: Dec12741 on November 03, 2009, 08:00:55 pm
sorry


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: soulofthesea on November 06, 2009, 07:27:25 pm
*sigh* just when you think you're done mixing, there's always something you missed. *goes back into studio and goes back into mixing*


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: Dec12741 on November 06, 2009, 07:53:50 pm
Dec goes into his kitchen and bake half dozen Pies,then asks who want fresh baked pies


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: Jenna on November 07, 2009, 07:41:45 am
We don't do shouty, as a rule.

That's not what he told me. Matter of fact, he said you...

...oh wait, this isn't ISA. Nevermind.

*wanders off*


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: Paden on November 07, 2009, 12:14:07 pm
You behave or I won't share any more of my new SPAM pics... :D


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: soulofthesea on November 08, 2009, 01:47:34 pm
BLT sandwiches ftw!

(http://i414.photobucket.com/albums/pp223/guitarnut26/060829_blt_hmed_8a_hmedium.jpg)


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: Dec12741 on November 08, 2009, 03:18:51 pm
soulofthesea are you trying get me Hungry?


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: Katie on November 08, 2009, 09:37:58 pm
*coughs painfully* Me. Want. BLT. *coughs again* Owcchi!


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: Dec12741 on November 08, 2009, 09:40:35 pm
Junior_Firefighter you are going to have to fight me for that BLT!


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: Jenna on November 08, 2009, 10:12:56 pm
No ones fighting anyone.

*swipes BLT and wanders off*

:P


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: SenkoTwiik on November 08, 2009, 10:35:44 pm
Good ol' Jenna.
Making peace in the most unusual ways.


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: Jenna on November 15, 2009, 08:42:02 pm
What can I say? I got mad skillz, yo.

*strikes a pose*


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: soulofthesea on November 15, 2009, 09:11:50 pm
Yeah, you do have skills, Jenna, but did you really have to poke me with that fire poker when you struck that pose? My name's not Squinge, ya know! *grumbles while I go and lock myself back in my studio*


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: Jenna on November 15, 2009, 10:26:34 pm
Hey, at least it wasn't my chainsaw.


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: Squinge on November 15, 2009, 11:11:48 pm
*steals Jenna's chainsaw* :P


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: Jenna on November 16, 2009, 01:09:51 am
*trips the Dork and takes back her chainsaw*

You are really not going to like where I'm about to stick this...


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: Dec12741 on November 16, 2009, 09:34:38 am
now that is going to hurt alot?


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: Paden on November 16, 2009, 08:01:03 pm
Depends on if he needs the appendectomy that I heard she's planning for his Christmas gift and forgets the anesthetic this time. Last time, she took out his gall stones and forgot; be glad you didn't hear him griping in the staff room about it. Then again, she also used a rusty needle and baling wire to sew him up with, too...


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: soulofthesea on November 16, 2009, 09:05:48 pm
yeesh! I'm definetely gonna have nightmares tonight, especially after reading the "1oo1 things you learned fom horror movies" thread and imagining what Jenna did to poor Squingy-poo. :eek:


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: Katie on November 20, 2009, 09:05:56 pm
Squingy-poo? *stiffles laughter*

We should probably ban Jenna from sharp object use, at least until squinge actually needs his appendix taken out...


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: Dec12741 on November 21, 2009, 06:08:15 pm
We should hide and ban all of Jenna's sharpe and deadly Objects for Life


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: Jenna on November 25, 2009, 02:44:41 am
Oh, I provide appendectomies even you don't need one. With my trusty chainsaw, I can pretty much take out any organ that may or may not be ailing you. *grins*


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: Dec12741 on November 25, 2009, 10:21:20 am
Gives jenna a Case of JACK DANIELS


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: soulofthesea on November 25, 2009, 01:53:54 pm
*wanders around thread playing "Pinball Wizard" on guitar*


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: Dec12741 on November 25, 2009, 06:05:43 pm
Pulls out the Compter and Plays Sims 2 and put Jenna in the Strangetown Neighborhood


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: Katie on November 30, 2009, 05:11:39 pm
SPAM!


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: Dec12741 on November 30, 2009, 07:18:14 pm
Spam,Spam


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: mrranger on December 02, 2009, 06:06:33 pm
SUPERSPAM!!! :cool:


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: Theraven on December 02, 2009, 06:57:58 pm
You'll never beat a certain spammer (http://www.modthesims.info/search.php?searchid=11610478), no matter how hard you try (http://moonlightdragon.freeforums.org/e-mail-me-the-diaper-t396.html)...

*cough*

Sorry about that...

SPAM!


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: Dec12741 on December 02, 2009, 07:13:41 pm
Spam,Spam,Spam,Spam,Spam,Spam,Spam,Spam


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: Carlwashere on December 02, 2009, 07:19:27 pm
Wow. That person looks REALLY annoying. haha.
That sucks. Poor deviant art guy. His comments are loaded with stuff about that. What the heck is with his/her obsession with diapers? Honestly... and then stealing? Really?
Haha, I feel sorry for you, theraven.

Back on topic, SPAM NUKE! 


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: Jenna on December 02, 2009, 07:24:52 pm
Sometimes certain people just need to have a fully-loaded diaper crammed down their throats.

...or, I mean...uh...

Due to budgetary constraints, and citing a bad economy, the Spam thread has announced it is switching to a cheaper alternative. Consider yourselves....SPORKED!

(http://i115.photobucket.com/albums/n283/comicalmuse/spork.jpg)


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: Theraven on December 02, 2009, 07:26:38 pm
*feels sorry for myself too*

Ohh... I saw the three Star wars films from the 70's last weekend, and actually managed to stay awake (which didn't happen the first time I tried). Now I know where ALL the film clichés comes from...  :rolleyes:
I actually like this smiley better than the films...  1sw2
but that's me...

And why did I all of a sudden get hungry?
*throws dark look at Jenna*
*sees scary santa*
*runs away screaming*


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: Dec12741 on December 03, 2009, 07:26:50 pm
Jenna's pretty Avator Face is Back,party time 2beer


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: Jenna on December 04, 2009, 02:52:06 pm
Since it's the holiday season, might as well break out the eggnog...with added Spam of course!

*hic*


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: soulofthesea on December 04, 2009, 03:10:08 pm
1beer *hands Jenna a bottle of Jack Daniels, to help celebrate her promotion to Admin* 1cheers


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: Katie on December 04, 2009, 10:52:59 pm
I had a spork once... he thought he was batman... literally.


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: Jenna on December 04, 2009, 10:54:47 pm
I had a batman once that thought he was a plate of french toast.

...even talked with a bad accent and was always pouring syrup on himself.


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: Dec12741 on December 09, 2009, 07:42:01 pm
Jenna your Avator scares the .... out of me


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: soulofthesea on December 13, 2009, 08:18:46 pm
ah, that avatar doesn't scare me! I'm a big boy!


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: Paden on December 13, 2009, 10:16:23 pm
It ought to, knowing Jenna, it means she has worse in store in that bag of, um yeah, presents that she's toting...


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: soulofthesea on December 13, 2009, 10:36:29 pm
Well, that is what I'm really scared of. You never know if Jenna's going to give you a nice present (as if!), or a free tonsillectomy without anesthesia!


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: Dec12741 on December 14, 2009, 11:06:32 am
or hang you up-sided-down


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: Katie on December 14, 2009, 08:56:01 pm
Or just stick a knife in you for a free heart-ectomy, if you make her mad enough I'm sure. ;]


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: Dec12741 on December 14, 2009, 10:00:21 pm
or burn you alive and watches you burn


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: soulofthesea on December 15, 2009, 10:52:30 pm
mmm...toasted spam....


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: mrranger on December 15, 2009, 11:32:43 pm
Or chainsaw lobotomy? :confused:


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: sunni9676 on December 16, 2009, 05:21:01 am
There isn't enough Spam in this thread....it should be called Spam-Lite!!!


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: Dec12741 on December 16, 2009, 09:35:21 am
spam
spam
spam
spam
spam
spam
spam
spam



Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: soulofthesea on December 16, 2009, 06:13:39 pm
sunni, I'm supposing Spam-Lite is Spam's healthier, yet more lethal cousin? ;)


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: Dec12741 on December 16, 2009, 09:42:23 pm
who ate all of the Spam and Spam-Lite


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: Katie on December 16, 2009, 09:54:34 pm
Wasn't me... I don't eat that... but my brother eats everything ask him... no not Brett ;]


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: Jenna on December 20, 2009, 03:45:30 am
Well if you eat the spam in this thread, you're going to checking yourself into an ER very soon...

...or perhaps winding up on my operating table. We all know the wide array of surgical services I offer! :D


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: Katie on December 20, 2009, 07:51:52 am
I'll remind people of that... hopefully the idea of Jenna  doing surgery on them will be more than enough to get them to stop.


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: Dec12741 on December 20, 2009, 10:12:11 am
I have found out who ate all of the Spam and Spam-Lite it, he has four Paws and Black and White


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: Theraven on December 20, 2009, 12:10:40 pm
My guess - a black and white hamster?  :rolleyes:


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: Katie on December 20, 2009, 03:02:10 pm
Um, my dog Ralff after playing in the snow?


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: DaSpecial1 on December 20, 2009, 03:19:55 pm
Spam lite?  :eek: You mean grossiocity comes in low calorie form?  That leaves it with no redeeming qualities at all.


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: PoppieSkat on December 24, 2009, 07:18:35 pm
YAY!! THE SPAM THREAD  2mad
I do remember the ole SPAM days from the old Insim :P hehe

I wish I lived in SPAM-A-LOT
where the Mornings are oh so alive,
We'd eat our Spam and Eggs we got
Because that is a law we'd have to abide...
xd


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: Katie on December 27, 2009, 04:07:05 am
Was that supposed to be a song? If so ENCORE!


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: Dec12741 on December 27, 2009, 09:30:26 am
it could of been a poem


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: Paden on December 27, 2009, 01:27:58 pm
I believe it's from a musical called Spamalot... Done by the Monty Python group.


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: Katie on December 27, 2009, 02:15:22 pm
I know it could have been a poem but I was saying if it WAS a song encore.


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: Jenna on December 27, 2009, 02:34:26 pm
Well this is the Spam thread; it can be whatever it wants to be. :D


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: Dec12741 on December 27, 2009, 02:45:42 pm
the one thing i hope it does not become is messy and smelly


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: Paden on December 27, 2009, 04:36:07 pm
Google is your friend.


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: Katie on December 27, 2009, 04:50:07 pm
Where did that come from Paden? lol.


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: Jenna on December 27, 2009, 05:01:49 pm
One word of advice: don't tease the angry panther.

...so go sit quietly in the corner with your Spam until I can get a new shipment of catnip in here.


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: PoppieSkat on December 27, 2009, 05:44:59 pm
One word of advice: don't tease the angry panther.

...so go sit quietly in the corner with your Spam until I can get a new shipment of catnip in here.

But we LOVE paden =D
hehe
with our SPAM on the side of course ....


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: Dec12741 on December 27, 2009, 07:36:16 pm
I do not think that a new shipment catnip is not going to help here


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: Paden on December 27, 2009, 07:39:06 pm
It couldn't hurt, Dec. It's cold and I really hurt right now...


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: soulofthesea on December 27, 2009, 07:43:03 pm
*wonders around playing "Swanee River" on harmonica*


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: Jenna on December 27, 2009, 07:43:22 pm
Eh, I got another kind of herb that'll do you a lot more good, although...

*looks at all the kids gathered around*

...I don't think I'll go into more detail about it.


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: Katie on December 27, 2009, 08:50:33 pm
*turns from corner* Why am I in the corner? I just asked why Paden randomly said google is your freind! *makes questioning face*

*shrugss* Oh well.


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: Dec12741 on December 27, 2009, 08:59:40 pm
give paden 10 cases of catnip,this will make it alllllllllllllllllllllll better


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: PoppieSkat on December 29, 2009, 11:18:28 am
Why not some cookies tooo!!? =(
Cookies and chocolates and PIZZA! .. (wayyy better than catnip =P)
BUTTT .. if catnip means Paden will let us stroke her fur .. grrr im in!


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: Paden on December 29, 2009, 04:46:15 pm
Only if there are ear and chin scritches involved, otherwise you'll have to make do with a rabbit.


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: PoppieSkat on December 29, 2009, 07:51:46 pm
Somehow rabbits dont tickle my fancy quite as much =/
SO close! But yet so faar!


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: Paden on December 30, 2009, 03:34:01 pm
It's gotten even colder and it's snowing again. I wish I could hibernate!


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: Dec12741 on December 31, 2009, 07:59:54 am
we do not want the nice kitty to hibernate the kitty would be missed


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: Paden on December 31, 2009, 11:28:08 am
Uh huh, sure.


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: soulofthesea on December 31, 2009, 01:53:14 pm
*pokes head out of cave* Well, I did find a nice, warm cave to take a good snooze in, should Paden choose to hibernate.


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: Max24 on January 02, 2010, 10:13:00 pm
Okay, it's been several months since I posted here.  What did I miss? 1laugh


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: PoppieSkat on January 04, 2010, 05:52:45 pm
My SPAM song Max!! How could you? *sniffs*
oh and paden being paden ...
and me freezing to death ... oh no wait you havent missed that because Im still freezing at the moment!
hehe


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: Max24 on January 04, 2010, 11:50:41 pm
Wait, there's singing?  Nobody told me there was singing.  I haven't rehearsed anything.  I need to warm up.


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: Jenna on January 05, 2010, 12:23:27 am
Hold on a second, I need to go grab my ear plugs...


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: PoppieSkat on January 05, 2010, 03:10:47 pm
GREAT!! =D we'll warm up the vocal chords *clearsthroat* ....


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: Dec12741 on January 05, 2010, 06:02:52 pm
Grabs Jenna's EAR plugs put them in ear,them goes back to sleep


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: Katie on January 05, 2010, 07:54:53 pm
*giggles*


What are the words poppie?


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: soulofthesea on January 05, 2010, 08:14:36 pm
I need someone to help me with the mic-check. Uh....PoppieSkat! Say something into the microphone!


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: Katie on January 05, 2010, 08:38:41 pm
I'll help!!!!


*screams into mic* ... Oh, oh, sorry... my mistake. *speaks hello softly into mic*


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: Carlwashere on January 05, 2010, 08:40:46 pm
*shakes out ringing in ears, and steadies self*
*sits down on couch, pulls out giant noise canceling headphones and an ipod. leaves headset on neck in case of more sound explosions, and calmly waits for whatever is going to happen*

All right! Let's do this!  ;D


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: soulofthesea on January 05, 2010, 09:02:30 pm
O__O......ok. Mics are good, then. *Maybe I should turn them down to five or six instead of ten.*


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: Katie on January 05, 2010, 11:00:43 pm
Maybe....


*points and laughs at Carl just because I can*


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: PoppieSkat on January 06, 2010, 06:46:11 am
Um um ... words? .... everyone just sings a random song all at the same time!! =D YEAH!
*intomic* *clearsthroat* Hellooooooooooooooooooooo!!!


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: Stelio Kontos on January 06, 2010, 08:47:02 am
*powerbombs the topic onto a pile of thumbtacks, then poses over it's twitching body*


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: Jenna on January 06, 2010, 03:13:47 pm
Clean up on Aisle Nine!


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: PoppieSkat on January 06, 2010, 03:40:39 pm
*jumps out behind rock justice* Nyah Nyah!!  Missed =P


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: Dec12741 on January 06, 2010, 10:30:32 pm
Dec wake up and asks what have i missed


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: Katie on January 06, 2010, 11:10:45 pm
I like this song! ;DD


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: PoppieSkat on January 07, 2010, 05:22:58 am
@Bretter ... does it make you feel all warm and fuzzy tingly inside?? =D


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: Max24 on January 07, 2010, 11:26:26 pm
"Got my toes in the water, @$$ in the sand, not a worry in the world, a cold beer in my hand.  Life is good today, life is good today."


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: Stelio Kontos on January 08, 2010, 06:41:45 am
(http://i16.photobucket.com/albums/b42/chibbi_american/Rammstein/ttill%20lindemann/03-1.jpg)

Till Lindemann. He's more awesome than you. Why? He's singing on the moon. I repeat:
HE'S. SINGING. ON. THE. MOON.


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: PoppieSkat on January 08, 2010, 05:30:13 pm
ok a man singing on the moon .. but! he's also dying of OXYGEN. DEPRAVATION.   ... Im still here to atleast make all your ears bleed hehehe >=D


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: Paden on January 08, 2010, 08:48:02 pm
Being deprived of oxygen almost sounds attractive compared to having my ears bleed, because having had that happen before, I'd rather do without the air. Less painful.


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: PoppieSkat on January 09, 2010, 09:12:12 pm
I have a bunched muscle in my shoulder ... it hurts .... the man on the moon can go die! grr grr


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: Jenna on January 09, 2010, 09:36:01 pm
Liquor works quite well at relieving muscles pain.

...if you're old enough to drink it, that is. Hah.


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: Stelio Kontos on January 10, 2010, 09:10:51 am
I have a bunched muscle in my shoulder ... it hurts .... the man on the moon can go die! grr grr

*enters topic*
http://i16.photobucket.com/albums/b42/chibbi_american/Rammstein/gifs/l_388331ccb2295314f70474fc292beb52.gif

What's that you say?
http://i16.photobucket.com/albums/b42/chibbi_american/Rammstein/gifs/m_6cb4a0138f6ee24eb36f43ed626198d4.gif

*burn*
http://i16.photobucket.com/albums/b42/chibbi_american/Rammstein/ttill%20lindemann/52-1.jpg

That's better. Now, gaze upon the Till Hammer.
http://i16.photobucket.com/albums/b42/chibbi_american/Rammstein/gifs/57c1169ae4d90e256d9a4c323687f933.gif


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: Dec12741 on January 10, 2010, 09:47:00 am
wakes up let's his pet out then goes back sleep
zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: soulofthesea on January 10, 2010, 03:32:51 pm
(http://i414.photobucket.com/albums/pp223/guitarnut26/jd-ht1.jpg)

The Talk Box! It's the best invention for guitars since the wah-wah pedal!


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: PoppieSkat on January 10, 2010, 05:56:36 pm
Well how old do i look?
Im legal .. I just dont touch alcohol .. id rather go sniff deep heat =P


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: SenkoTwiik on January 10, 2010, 09:32:57 pm
This may sound stupid, but supposedly putting hot (not burning) oats and honey on sore muscles helps relax them.


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: Paden on January 10, 2010, 09:37:57 pm
I prefer Tylenol 8-Hour, myself.


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: Jenna on January 11, 2010, 12:36:41 am
I got one word for you all: VICODIN!


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: caffeinated.joy on January 11, 2010, 02:24:09 am
Not to be a downer, here, but those flashy-light images you posted nearly had me running for the Advil bottle, Rock Justice. :(


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: Stelio Kontos on January 11, 2010, 06:34:41 am
Not to be a downer, here, but those flashy-light images you posted nearly had me running for the Advil bottle, Rock Justice. :(

Got any Ricola you could toss my way?


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: Jenna on January 11, 2010, 07:58:46 am
*whispers to RJ*

Psst, that was a hint to remove those particular images...


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: PoppieSkat on January 11, 2010, 09:25:24 am
ITS OKAY!!! =O ill get my daddy to rub my shoulder for me by asking very nicely ;P
works every time muhahahaha

*handsoutchocolate* .. and chocolate .. makes everything feel better


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: Dec12741 on January 13, 2010, 07:29:53 pm
wake up and ask where did everyone go?


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: Jenna on January 13, 2010, 08:21:35 pm
The little b**tards got into my secret stash of JD and absconded for parts unknown.

...oh, but when I catch 'em, there'll be hell to pay. *nods*

Admin note: even you are subject to keeping the language clean, my dear drunken sot of a friend. :D

Admin rebuttal: you're the potty mouth, not me. :P

Admin butt goose: Not here, I'm not. :D *hands over some JD* Got it for Christmas about fifteen years ago, never opened it.


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: Dec12741 on January 13, 2010, 09:08:30 pm
jenna me drink your JD now way,I was a Red and White Wine, I had not had a glass of wine in 30 Years I can not even stand the smell of wine


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: PoppieSkat on January 21, 2010, 06:56:29 pm
*staggers in* ... -hic- ... wheres the party? I need some more sugar  ... this silly photography analysis which is 30 words short of being 1000  *curses under breath*

... yeah ... Jenna ... no potty mouth .. otherwise we'll have to clean it out ... and im not sure that the toilet brush will fit into your mouth.


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: Dec12741 on January 22, 2010, 05:35:00 pm
Jenna my I have a Glass of your JD please


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: soulofthesea on February 01, 2010, 07:33:27 pm
*slowly walks around, coughing heavily* *cough* *cough* Is this how y'all treat a sick kid down here?! *cough* *passes out on big comfy bed Paden restricted Soul to*


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: Paden on February 01, 2010, 07:54:28 pm
*puts medication tray down on the table next to the bed, along with some chicken soup and hot lemon tea with honey* Feel better soon, kiddo. Oh, and the Riccola cough drops are there, as well.


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: Carlwashere on February 01, 2010, 11:34:37 pm
*walks in listening to an iPod, looks up and notices all the activity, raises an eyebrow, and sits down on a couch and watches Cops, then pulls out a can of Sprite and starts to drink it*

So... How's the weather been? I just got a foot of snow. :)


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: Paden on February 02, 2010, 03:54:57 pm
We got snow yesterday and supposedly we might get more later on today. My cat gets extra lazy when it snows, so all I have to do is look at her to know what it's doing outside.


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: caffeinated.joy on February 02, 2010, 04:28:41 pm
No snow here. In fact, this winter has been blissfully snow free! Lots of rain though, but that's just par for the course around these parts at any time of year. LOL.


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: soulofthesea on February 02, 2010, 05:24:32 pm
We saw very faint snow on Saturday at competition before the guard was supposed to warm up (pun intended). You could only see it if you looked real close; I couldn't, on account I was out of focus because I felt flu symptoms pressing on.


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: Theraven on February 02, 2010, 06:29:27 pm
I hoped the snow would go away, since it rained a bit last week.
Then there was a snowstorm or two during the weekend, bringing another 15-20 cm of snow.

2gah


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: Carlwashere on February 02, 2010, 10:17:40 pm
I love the snow. We had about one foot(30cm?) of the stuff and I made it worth it by staying outside for about 20 hours total during the whole weekend!
I love snow.
That's a great weather-checking system Paden! For me, it's usually my brother hitting me on the shoulder to tell me it's snowing... While I'm sleeping. It's a bit inconvenient.  :D
You don't like snow Joy? The only thing it's keeping me from is getting those art supplies I desparately want.
Soul, I'm guess your sick beyond the point of being able to enjoy your day off huh?

Aww, you don't like the snow either theraven?


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: soulofthesea on February 02, 2010, 11:16:51 pm
Naw, Carl, I'm doing better. I just took Monday off since I was sick mostly during the weekend, and I thought it'd be better to recover an extra day. Although, all this coughing is really starting to annoy the hell out of me! >:(


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: caffeinated.joy on February 03, 2010, 01:24:16 am
Well, Carl, I don't mind a little bit of snow as long as it goes away quickly, but, to be honest, after last winter's repeated storms across the entire country (Canada had it's first coast to coast white Christmas in over 10 years in 2008) and being trapped in various airports for over a week, I'm glad to skip it completely this winter. LOL. Hip-wading through snow drifts to get my groceries is not my idea of fun.


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: Stelio Kontos on February 03, 2010, 07:11:44 am
Got a couple inches here, hoping that the possible weekend snowstorm materializes here as a rainstorm instead.


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: Carlwashere on February 03, 2010, 09:09:35 am
Ahh, THAT much snow sounds annoying. But I personally never enjoyed much more than a foot to be honest. Because of my dad's job, I've always lived more or less near the coast.

I hate coughing with a passion. It stops me from taking in deep breaths, which is my little way of relaxing.  :-\


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: Stelio Kontos on February 06, 2010, 07:05:01 am
Looks like there's about a foot out now, with quite possibly upwards of another foot coming.


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: Paden on February 06, 2010, 11:12:21 am
Right now, I'm very glad that I do not live on the Atlantic side of the US, they're supposed to get massively socked this weekend. I hope those of you that do live in that area stay safe, warm and most importantly in weather like that, HOME!


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: Carlwashere on February 06, 2010, 05:09:32 pm
That'd be me Paden!  ;D
I'm quite a bit to the south of the 3 feet storm though. I'm only expecting 3 inches.  :p
It's snowing quite softly right now, It's beautiful. Starting to pile up on the grass as we speak, or rather, I type.


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: Stelio Kontos on February 07, 2010, 10:58:42 am
With my luck, I'm in the area that, according to the Weather Channel, got the most snow. (Or should have.)

If I had to hazard a guess as to how much is outside, I'd say around 2 feet or so.


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: Dec12741 on February 07, 2010, 11:04:38 am
This is going to be a weirddddddddddddddd Winter this year


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: PoppieSkat on February 08, 2010, 07:06:47 pm
Don't mention snow to me ... our response here in the UK would be pretty bad .. NO MORE SNOW!! haha


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: Supernatural_Vixen on February 08, 2010, 07:28:44 pm
I wish I had snow, living in Texas we don't get any :p but I've had my share of it from growing up in Canada years ago.

Oh, I got my first tattoo!  Pretty sweet if you ask me and it's special because I actually drew the design out lol:

(http://img300.imageshack.us/img300/9655/00022gs8.th.jpg) (http://img300.imageshack.us/i/00022gs8.jpg/)


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: Dec12741 on February 08, 2010, 08:30:59 pm
here in the Midwest we are going have snow starting tonight(1 inch) and the rest tomorrow a .......... i am getting sick of it,Baseball starts soon  1love


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: edimullin on February 08, 2010, 11:54:49 pm
I wish I had snow, living in Texas we don't get any :p but I've had my share of it from growing up in Canada years ago.

<image snipped>

Well we did get that nice snow dump down here in Houston in December. Dallas has had 3 snow storms pass through this winter. But other than that... Still more snow than I ever saw growing up in LA.


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: caffeinated.joy on February 09, 2010, 12:42:37 pm
Edimuffin, when quoting any post, can you please take a minute to remove any images from the quote before posting? It makes the page easier for people with slow connections to load and reduces server bloat. :)

*checks the coffee cart* Why didn't anyone tell me this was empty? *refills everything*


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: Dec12741 on February 09, 2010, 12:59:41 pm
brings out 10 carts of Coffee


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: Paden on February 09, 2010, 02:17:48 pm
Well, you guessed it, the midwest and Atlantic coast are once again gearing up for yet another dumping of snow. I think Mother Nature is getting us back for skimping the last ten or so years, but dang, does it have to be all at once and with interest!? Also, Ali, stop ordering snow for the UK! :D


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: Jenna on February 09, 2010, 02:45:23 pm
Mother nature could use some toilet paper I think; it's taking a big ol' one on us at the moment. It's supposed to keep up until at least tomorrow morning. Heh.

...I side with the furball and place all the blame on Ali. :P


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: Dec12741 on February 09, 2010, 04:11:37 pm
Sorry Jenna it will keep going until Tomorrow Night,brings out a cart of Hot Coco,Hot Coco anyone?


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: Stelio Kontos on February 10, 2010, 09:09:16 am
What I REALLY need right now is a quick boost in outside tempature, maybe in the mid 80's?

Coco would suffice for now.


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: Paden on February 10, 2010, 12:47:34 pm
EEEEEEEEEEPS! I woke up this morning to a text from a friend asking if I was OK because there was an earthquake here in Illinois. Found out it was in a location like four hours away from us. I definitely believe it's time to move the heck outta this state!


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: Jenna on February 10, 2010, 01:22:27 pm
I actually felt that quake, furball! Around four this morning, the house just started to shake; 'twas a very strange thing to experience. 'Course, we had a similar one last year too, and that was equally as weird.


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: PoppieSkat on February 10, 2010, 02:56:35 pm
I want to build a house! 0.0


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: Paden on February 10, 2010, 05:04:02 pm
Oddly enough, we didn't feel anything. It hit around four in the morning our time and the only reason I woke up at all was the radio was playing the song, "The Lion Sleeps Tonight, " which causes my son to wake up screaming because the singing hurts his ears due to the high pitch. If it comes on while he's awake, he screams. He just hates that song, which annoys me cause I've always loved it. :P


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: Carlwashere on February 10, 2010, 06:35:11 pm
That song is awesome.

I know this might sound a bit stupid. But I like earthquakes. The harmless ones only of course. I'm all for natural disasters, provided no one gets hurt and nothing gets damaged.  ;D
It was always pretty amazing watching the weak hurricanes pass over when I lived in TX.  :D
LOL. We didn't even board up until it was sure to be a category 2.


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: Dec12741 on February 10, 2010, 08:21:55 pm
could someone tell when Chicago had this Earthquake?


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: Jenna on February 10, 2010, 08:23:33 pm
Eh, it was around 4am this morning, Dec.



Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: Dec12741 on February 10, 2010, 08:35:08 pm
thanks jenna i did not fell it that is why i was asking amd I am a sound sleeper


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: soulofthesea on February 15, 2010, 10:28:02 pm
I know what you mean, Dec. I'm a pretty heavy sleeper as well. Even spending the night at a haunted hotel during my weekend in San Antonio didn't kepp me up all night! :P And yes, I really did stay in a haunted hotel, the Menger, as a matter of fact.

EDIT:

Sheesh. What's going on here? Is there a spam shortage or something?


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: Paden on February 28, 2010, 05:22:53 pm
It's the economy, Soul, people can barely afford the fake SPAM, let alone the real stuff! :D That and the snow and cold and then the earthquakes and tsunamis and you name it happening all over the world are kicking people right in the attention span.


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: Theraven on February 28, 2010, 05:34:29 pm
Snow... I'm starting to really hate it by now. We've not had any more for a few days (not that I know of, anyway), but there's plenty to go around. Just outside our door is a pile almost the size of me, and the last time I went outside, the stairs had disappeared under the snow. I've already slipped and fell sideways into that pile three or four times, one time while our neighbor was watching. Embarrassing, to put it mildly. Some long stairs I have to trudge down every day when I go to school are full of slippery snow/ice, and no one seems to bother doing anything about it. If I go around them, I use five to ten extra minutes (which I don't always have). Half the way to my school is downhill (including the long way round), and of course it is icy and slippery right now.

I really want a weather change, but with this much snow, rain will only make things worse... :(


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: PoppieSkat on March 04, 2010, 05:56:39 pm
=( now this is sad .. I havent been on in aaggeeesss! ... I blame my busy college schedule of Art and Photography xD


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: hawnsimmer on March 05, 2010, 09:44:44 am
Spam Thread....Ok, I forgot I had half a can of Spam in the fridge and it ain't looking too good...


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: Dec12741 on March 10, 2010, 11:14:54 am
I have 5 things to say:
                                    spam,spam,spam,spam,spam


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: soulofthesea on March 10, 2010, 09:13:09 pm
Earlier today during English:

Sean: "So, you goin' with Alexis and the drill team to Disney World?"
Me: *hurt* "Unless four spots magically become available within the next 36 hours, no."


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: Dec12741 on March 12, 2010, 11:05:21 am
how about fried spam


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: mizer on March 12, 2010, 02:54:28 pm
No thanks I would rather have it  grilled lol!  ;D


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: Dec12741 on March 12, 2010, 03:13:16 pm
how about the following

(1)Steamed Spam
(2)Shake'n Bake Spam


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: mizer on March 12, 2010, 03:32:51 pm
(2) ... I don't know why! But it just sounds better!


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: hawnsimmer on March 16, 2010, 11:47:31 am
Spam cooked in teriyaki sauce with a layer of hinode rice on it and wrapped in Nori (seaweed)...that is a Teriyaki Spam Musubi and it is sooo Ono (good..in Hawaiian)    ;D


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: Paden on March 17, 2010, 05:29:30 pm
You know, my son-in-law loves to make sushi and if he sees that he just may try it on us...


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: Ruffnut on March 21, 2010, 02:04:55 am
Never tried sushi...Is it that delish?


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: Stelio Kontos on March 22, 2010, 07:01:51 am
As delicious as you'd expect fancily plated raw fish to taste like.

In other words, depends on the fish, how it's prepared, and such.


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: Ruffnut on March 22, 2010, 12:56:25 pm
I like your wording, Rock Justice  2laugh

My dad took me to sushi bar when I was...oh god, like 7-8? as a kid I was like, eeeew fish, so I god pistachio ice cream instead. Now I wish I had some of that fish...


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: hawnsimmer on March 22, 2010, 02:19:30 pm
You know, my son-in-law loves to make sushi and if he sees that he just may try it on us...

Hi Paden...it really is tasty, despite what most people would say about the use of Spam. If your son-in-law does make it, have him make the teriyaki sauce by simply combining sugar and soy sauce making sure he uses more sugar than shoyu (soy). Put that combo in a pan over a med low heat til the sugar is dissolved...remember sweeter is better. Then cook the Spam some in this mixture til the sauce glazes on Spam. Put the Spam on some white rice in the shape of the spam, wrap in seaweed and Viola!! You'll have a very tasty meal!  
As delicious as you'd expect fancily plated raw fish to taste like.

In other words, depends on the fish, how it's prepared, and such.


Hi Rock Justice!  You are referring to Sashimi. That is raw fish. Sushi is just "something in rice". That something may be fish (cooked or raw) veggies or a combo of any meat with or with out veggies.  ;D


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: soulofthesea on March 22, 2010, 07:20:13 pm
So, the new healthcare bill was passed. I think I'll move somwhere in Scandinavia.


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: PoppieSkat on March 25, 2010, 04:56:45 pm
@soulofthesea:   why is this such a bad thing? Please explain to this british girl =)



I like cookie, and the cookie likes me ...
The cookie and the glass of milk and me.. =D


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: soulofthesea on March 25, 2010, 09:15:12 pm
Poppie, Obama's new healthcare plan is almost like Canada's. It basically means everyone gets free healthcare, which also means that the people who don't even try to find any jobs and live on welfare and the American taxpayers will get a free ride in healthcare. And I say moving to Scandinavia because I'm told they are some of the happiest people in the world, despite living in the Land of the Midnight Sun. :P


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: PoppieSkat on March 26, 2010, 02:43:53 pm
aah makes sense ... even though that is what we have here in the UK... But I definately agree with the cons .. atleast you don't have to worry about EMA yet >.>
next thing students over there will be paid to turn up for highschool.


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: madkitty on March 26, 2010, 03:17:23 pm
I live in Canada... I really love the system here. I need  blood tests every month, and my family would be poor if we lived in the States, especially because of my meds. I'm glad the US is getting our system, but I don't pay taxes there or here, so I have no idea what is really happening >_< So I don't really have a place to say.


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: caffeinated.joy on March 27, 2010, 12:35:41 am
As a Canadian I have to say (as someone who pays her taxes and medical premiums) I like having universal health care.  It means my father got the care he needed when he was both recovering from throat cancer and then dying from lung cancer a few months later. It meant i got the care I needed when I was getting treatment for sarcoma as a child (even though my parents, who both worked, struggled to make ends meet).

To clarify, we don't get free health care up here in Canada. As I mentioned earlier in my post I pay monthly premiums for my medical coverage. There's a cap on what we can be charged, but it is scaled according to your income, so that lower income families and individuals can still afford it. It's only those who make $20,000 or less/year who receive full premium assistance.


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: Paden on March 29, 2010, 01:43:03 pm
As a citizen that has a chronic and pre-existing health problem, I'm glad to be able to get health care at long last without having premiums that cost so much that food isn't affordable. We pay our taxes and all of that and yes, we do have insurance through the state, but that's only because going through a private health care insurance company would gouge us unmercifully. To put it bluntly, my son needs food and such much more than I need my meds and it will always be that way.


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: Stelio Kontos on April 28, 2010, 07:55:16 am
It is difficult out in this area for a manager of strumpets (They do not have knowledge)
When he is trying to obtain his currency for the rent (They do not have knowledge)
For the fancy horseless carriages and petroleum acquired (They do not have knowledge)
Because a large group of female dogs speaking fecal matter (They do not have knowledge)


It is difficult out in this area for a manager of strumpets (They do not have knowledge)
When he is trying to obtain his currency for the rent (They do not have knowledge)
For the fancy horseless carriages and petroleum acquired (They do not have knowledge
Will cause a large group of female dogs talk fecal matter (They do not have knowledge)


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: Innocent on May 10, 2010, 11:13:51 pm
Spam.


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: Dec12741 on May 10, 2010, 11:31:31 pm
spam,spam


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: Theraven on May 11, 2010, 01:43:38 am
No, CAKE!  ;D


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: caffeinated.joy on May 11, 2010, 01:50:35 am
Nuh uh! Pie! Lucious, yummy pie and COFFEE!


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: Theraven on May 11, 2010, 01:51:56 am
no, chocolate cake! (reminds me... it's cake in the cafeteria today...  3yay)


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: Ruffnut on May 11, 2010, 02:14:17 am
THE CAKE IS A LIE!  1bye


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: Theraven on May 11, 2010, 03:00:23 am
What cake?


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: caffeinated.joy on May 11, 2010, 03:12:00 am
The cake I swapped with pie. ;)


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: Dec12741 on May 11, 2010, 10:03:09 am
brings out Cakes and pies for everyone,who want cakes and pies


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: Theraven on May 11, 2010, 10:18:08 am
CAKE!!!  3yay



Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: Dec12741 on May 11, 2010, 02:20:44 pm
give theraven a cake


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: Theraven on May 11, 2010, 02:59:08 pm
(http://i40.tinypic.com/29wny1v.jpg)  



Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: Jenna on May 11, 2010, 03:20:22 pm
*sneaks in, steals the pies and cakes, and runs away*

Muwahahaha!


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: Theraven on May 11, 2010, 03:30:42 pm
I already ate the cakes...  but you can have the pies, Jenna  ;)


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: DaSpecial1 on May 11, 2010, 04:21:56 pm
*Swipes Jenna's pies* 1escape 1woot


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: Jenna on May 11, 2010, 04:25:00 pm
Thief!

*trips DaSi as she tries to escape*

My pies! Mine! You can, uh...have this leftover cake pan! Clean it up and bake us a new one!


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: soulofthesea on May 11, 2010, 05:35:02 pm
Pies? I have yogurt pies.


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: Innocent on May 11, 2010, 05:38:29 pm
Where is my pie or cake???  :p


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: Jenna on May 11, 2010, 07:12:28 pm
Maria! They're, uh...right over here. See? Right...over...

Yoink!

*steals Innocent and runs away*


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: Dec12741 on May 11, 2010, 11:08:11 pm
Bring out BBQ'ed Ribs,Steaks,Hot Dogs,Sauages on two Carts then Leaves


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: Theraven on May 12, 2010, 12:22:48 am
 1hotdog

ahhhh.... breakfast  ;D


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: DaSpecial1 on May 12, 2010, 12:27:37 am
Offers up delicious candied spam:

(http://i395.photobucket.com/albums/pp31/DaSpecial1_2008/spamcandywb1-2.jpg)

...next comes a special spam cake for Jenna  :p


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: Theraven on May 12, 2010, 02:06:34 am
 1blink what the **** is that?  1pfft


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: Glamily on May 12, 2010, 07:06:57 am
What on earth did I miss here?
Candied SPAM? Sounds.. kooky.

I don't actually think we have SPAM here... I've never seen it thats for sure.


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: Theraven on May 12, 2010, 07:32:24 am
Wouldn't eat it even if we had something like it...


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: Dec12741 on May 12, 2010, 09:06:47 am
bring out two carts of  Coffee,who wants Coffee?


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: caffeinated.joy on May 12, 2010, 12:13:03 pm
*leaps out of the shadows* ME!


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: DaSpecial1 on May 12, 2010, 12:33:00 pm
Never come between Joy and her coffee >:D.  Raven that is supposed to be a picture of actual candied spam. Someone must have been bored and hungry?  I don't do the spam thing but it is a staple here in the islands.

Although for some reason that plate looks yummy to me atm... I'll chalk that up to an insane pregnancy idea.  Then again it could just be because it favors candied yams.

*grabs a cup of coffee & cake* 1escape 1yay


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: Theraven on May 12, 2010, 12:53:11 pm
*makes chocolate cake and eats everything alone* ;D


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: caffeinated.joy on May 12, 2010, 01:08:46 pm
Never come between Joy and her coffee >:D. 

I have PMS and I'm not afraid to use it!


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: Jenna on May 12, 2010, 01:25:45 pm
*drops the candied Spam into Joy's coffee*

Now you can have that too! Muwahahaha...

*swipes the remaining cake and wanders off*


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: Theraven on May 12, 2010, 01:30:29 pm
(http://i41.tinypic.com/mkc9dw.jpg)


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: Katie on May 12, 2010, 03:04:46 pm
That is the best picture ever!  ;D


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: Glamily on May 12, 2010, 04:23:56 pm
Haha. I love that picture.

And I come bearing custard tart and sponge cake with cream in the middle and strawberry icing.


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: Carlwashere on May 12, 2010, 04:26:54 pm
I come bearing a fork, a spoon, and a couple knives. Where's the steak?  :p
*Begins doing his algebra 2 homework on the wall with spray paint.*


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: Theraven on May 12, 2010, 04:28:18 pm
*grabs the cake and runs away to secret hiding place*


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: Carlwashere on May 12, 2010, 04:34:24 pm
*finds secret hiding place and snatches cake from plate with fork. Runs off with cake attached to fork, leaving you with an empty plate.*


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: Theraven on May 12, 2010, 04:37:22 pm
*jumps Carl, snatches back cake, eats it, and runs away*


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: Glamily on May 12, 2010, 05:00:50 pm
*Sneaks up behind raven before shouting 'Boo!' very loudly and stealing the cake and handing it to Carlie*

I don't like cake.


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: caffeinated.joy on May 12, 2010, 05:13:12 pm
*drops candied spam in Jenna's booze.*

Now we're even. ;)


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: Carlwashere on May 12, 2010, 05:43:45 pm
*cuts off a bite of theraven's cake, eats it, then orders pizza.*
Extra Cheese? Anyone?


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: Dec12741 on May 12, 2010, 05:53:26 pm
throws cake at Carlwashere,then hides


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: soulofthesea on May 12, 2010, 06:27:23 pm
The name's Bond. James Bond. ;D


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: Katie on May 12, 2010, 06:31:55 pm
*death glare*


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: Carlwashere on May 12, 2010, 06:39:20 pm
*wipes cake off face before finishing order for pizza.*
*Goes on an art shopping spree online*  :p


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: Katie on May 12, 2010, 06:53:43 pm
*watches Clay have spasm attacks of joy.... hehehe, little kids and chocolate....*
  >:D


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: Dec12741 on May 12, 2010, 07:32:25 pm
hides in closet with Celine Dion


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: soulofthesea on May 12, 2010, 08:43:10 pm
I thought we weren't supposed to do "you-know-what" in closets.... :-\


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: Katie on May 12, 2010, 09:02:03 pm
I was thinking the same thing....?  :-[


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: Dec12741 on May 12, 2010, 10:54:14 pm
we are just sleeping


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: Theraven on May 13, 2010, 01:48:05 am
How can people eat my cake if I already ate it  :confused:


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: DaSpecial1 on May 13, 2010, 02:14:24 am
Recycling? 1titter


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: Theraven on May 13, 2010, 02:53:05 am
*scratches head*

ah...
Good luck with that...2rofl



Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: Glamily on May 13, 2010, 03:04:07 am
Still the same colour ain't it :P

Hehehehe.

I feel like baking something but I ain't got the time... custard tart anybody?


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: Theraven on May 13, 2010, 03:11:45 am
Don't think it tastes the same, though  1giggle

*snatches custard tarts and runs away*


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: Jenna on May 13, 2010, 03:23:43 am
*trips theraven and steals the tarts for herself* Muwahahahaha!

*runs away*


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: Theraven on May 13, 2010, 03:28:32 am
*runs after Jenna, trips her, snatches back tarts, runs away to super-secret place, and eats the tarts*


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: Jenna on May 13, 2010, 03:45:46 am
You rotten little...

Hmmph! *wanders off in search of sugary snacks elsewhere*


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: Theraven on May 13, 2010, 03:49:33 am
*shares sugary snacks with Jenna*


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: Glamily on May 13, 2010, 05:37:42 am
*Looks up, wearing a 1950's style retro dress and a pretty red and black checkered apron* I come bearing more tarts.. lots and lots for both Jenna and raven. Unfortunately they're only custard tarts still.. but I hope to find out how to make an apple pie soon.


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: Theraven on May 13, 2010, 05:42:10 am
PIES!!!  1:D


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: DaSpecial1 on May 13, 2010, 09:39:08 am
What! I almost missed all the custard?!

 >:D*grabs all the tarts and hides to scarf them down* 3yay



Aw wait...I promised Jenna a spam cake:

(http://i395.photobucket.com/albums/pp31/DaSpecial1_2008/SpamCake.jpg)


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: Paden on May 13, 2010, 10:39:28 am
You aren't even supposed to be doing that in the closets. Keep it clean or lose the thread. *puts out a dozen home made apple pies, still warm from the oven* I excel at making these.


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: Theraven on May 13, 2010, 10:42:10 am
*glares at people hiding in closets* get out of there!  2nono

And gimme the pies back, Da!  2gah

*munches down apple pies*


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: DaSpecial1 on May 13, 2010, 11:12:17 am
What pies? 1whistle         me----->1angel


Don't you just loove spamcake?  It's full of meaty goodness * she says in singsong* plus it has yummy whipped cream 3yay!


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: Theraven on May 13, 2010, 11:35:53 am
*throws spamcake at Da, and continues eating apple pies*   1whistle

me ----->  3angel


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: Dec12741 on May 13, 2010, 03:39:38 pm
Celine and i were just sleeping,is that a crime


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: DaSpecial1 on May 13, 2010, 03:46:39 pm
It isn't if you behave & leave closets out of it Dec... 1nono



*sheds a tear for the wasted whipped cream*  Aw Raven now I have to go bake Jenna another spam cake.

*Drops off a platter of spam cookies & bowls of ice cream* 1love


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: Theraven on May 13, 2010, 03:55:08 pm
ICE CREAM!  3yay
*eats all of it*

But you can keep the spam cookies ;)


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: Katie on May 13, 2010, 04:02:45 pm
Or we could feed them to a dog...


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: DaSpecial1 on May 13, 2010, 04:03:55 pm
Ummm did I mention that the ice cream was also spam-flavored?  It's only fitting that all thread buffet food be made with spam ;D. Go ahead admit it, it was yummy wasn't it >:D? hehehe...


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: Theraven on May 13, 2010, 04:08:25 pm
Nah, it was strawberry flavored.... all of it!  ;D

*feeds spam cookies to Dec*



Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: Katie on May 13, 2010, 04:42:12 pm
That's a good punishment!  :eek:


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: Theraven on May 13, 2010, 04:47:10 pm
*goes upstairs to find some (real) food*


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: Glamily on May 13, 2010, 04:50:24 pm
Ello ello! What have we here? Spam flavoured food? Ewies..

On another note.. Tis pranking time! Tis'll teach him for tiggling me till I fell off the couch. Any ideas people?

And I come in peace! And I bring chocolate chip cookies?


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: DaSpecial1 on May 13, 2010, 04:53:22 pm
*sprinkles them with sugary spam goodness*


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: Theraven on May 13, 2010, 04:57:21 pm
*brushes spam off the cookies, and eats them*

*munching pizza buns* yum, these are good :D



Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: Paden on May 13, 2010, 06:52:45 pm
Dec, the whole thing about the closet was outlawed, or don't you recall that? Keep it up and see what happens.


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: Glamily on May 14, 2010, 02:56:46 am
Woohoo! I bring more food! This time, SPAMly cupcakes!
Not sure if they will taste any good. But who knows.


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: Theraven on May 14, 2010, 03:03:27 am
*makes chocolate cupcakes* who wants?


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: Jenna on May 14, 2010, 04:14:04 am
*swipes all the chocolate cupcakes*

Me!

*wanders off*


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: Theraven on May 14, 2010, 05:54:30 am
*swipes back chocolate cupcakes* hey - one each!  :mad: (and the rest for me)


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: Carlwashere on May 14, 2010, 06:07:11 am
I'm going to need one for this tooth. And one for this tooth. These three back here can have one for all of them...
I think I'll need about 5.  ;D


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: Katie on May 14, 2010, 06:10:47 am
I think I just get twelve....  ;D


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: Theraven on May 14, 2010, 06:22:50 am
Too late... they disappeared a few hours ago... yummy  ;D


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: DaSpecial1 on May 14, 2010, 09:23:05 am
*Camouflages Madhatter's spamly cupcakes as chocolate and passes them around*

Hey guys lookie more chocolate cupcakes! Honors Jenna with dibs & JD 1dance.


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: Dec12741 on May 14, 2010, 09:53:19 am
downs a case of Coke Cola


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: Theraven on May 14, 2010, 10:41:27 am
*is not tricked by Da*

I've got (real) ice cream (vanilla with crushed nougat, strawberry, raspberry and caramel), strawberries, tutti frutti + licorice sprinkles, and chocolate sauce. Too bad none of you get any of it  ;)


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: DaSpecial1 on May 14, 2010, 11:24:18 am
Ugh, just when you thought spam was the worst:

(http://i395.photobucket.com/albums/pp31/DaSpecial1_2008/pork_brains.jpg)


 1omg look at that cholesterol level!


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: Theraven on May 14, 2010, 11:25:29 am
 :eek: Who eats that, anyway?


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: DaSpecial1 on May 14, 2010, 11:27:35 am
I haven't a clue but that cholesterol level is per serving :eek:


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: Carlwashere on May 14, 2010, 03:14:49 pm
Holy crap...
That's scarily unhealthy.
I wonder if it's banned. Cause that looks like a pretty aged picture.
Still. That's INSANE.


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: soulofthesea on May 14, 2010, 03:43:24 pm
*places ban on pork brains* What? It's not like the pigs need them anymore, anyways. :rolleyes:


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: caffeinated.joy on May 15, 2010, 02:22:51 am
*Places double ban on pork brains* One bite of that stuff will stop your heart!


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: Jenna on May 15, 2010, 03:53:58 am
Nay, one bite of that stuff will cause your heart to explode!

...gah, makes mine hurt just looking at the cholesterol count. *cringes*


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: Glamily on May 15, 2010, 08:34:43 am
Must... save... self.. with.. EpiCute!

(http://i854.photobucket.com/albums/ab106/240169/129180004232432750.jpg)

EpiCute will save us all from all the SPAMy-un-goodness


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: Dec12741 on May 15, 2010, 08:42:07 am
Triples the ban,then take all of the cup cake and runs from the thread


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: Katie on May 15, 2010, 09:26:18 am
I like those cupcakes. They make me happy.


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: DaSpecial1 on May 15, 2010, 09:32:40 am
Well since there no more cake... ;D

(http://i395.photobucket.com/albums/pp31/DaSpecial1_2008/spammacaroni.jpg)

What!? I can't just leave you guys hungry & this is after all the official spam thread. 1titter


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: Theraven on May 15, 2010, 09:34:59 am
I've got lots of cake... next week.

But I've got ice cream + strawberries now  ;D


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: Katie on May 15, 2010, 09:35:26 am
:D

I'm thinking I should leave the thread now...


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: DaSpecial1 on May 15, 2010, 09:37:39 am
Aw...don't you want seconds?

Is it just me or does that macaroni look as mushy as the spam?


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: soulofthesea on May 15, 2010, 10:58:03 am
Uh....I'd rather stick to chicken biscuits, thanks.

(http://i414.photobucket.com/albums/pp223/guitarnut26/biscuit.jpg)


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: Ruffnut on May 17, 2010, 01:22:30 pm
Im sticking to salad kthx


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: Dec12741 on May 17, 2010, 04:20:28 pm
I am stay with BK Double Whopper and Onion Rings


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: Katie on May 17, 2010, 05:07:54 pm
I swear right now I'd eat nearly anything! I'm starving gahh!


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: Carlwashere on May 17, 2010, 05:18:41 pm
I bought pizza saturday. My mom burnt it when she cooked it the next day.
Well, not really. Everything was fine, except the top layer of cheese was burnt. The sause and crust and stuff were still good.
heh heh. Burnt pizza doesn't taste too bad.
Back to math homework. I have a lot tonight.


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: Katie on May 17, 2010, 05:21:34 pm
Why? *feels tortured*


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: Glamily on May 17, 2010, 07:03:20 pm
I'll stick to Rice Bubbles.. Its all I can eat atm.


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: Ruffnut on May 17, 2010, 07:55:04 pm
Green Tea...Mhmm... Baybeh!


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: Stelio Kontos on May 22, 2010, 07:56:36 am
(http://chzsomuchpun.files.wordpress.com/2010/04/129165230748363960.jpg)


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: Paden on May 22, 2010, 10:37:30 am
Uh huh... That image is disturbing as well as being rather offensive.


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: Katie on May 22, 2010, 12:58:48 pm
Haha *giggles* Is it wrong that in the new chapter of LFB I noticed Aidan's different wheelchair?  1tehe


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: DaSpecial1 on May 23, 2010, 05:14:26 pm
Due to the current lack of spam:

(http://i395.photobucket.com/albums/pp31/DaSpecial1_2008/spamcasserole.jpg)

Yum, now I'm all hungry. >:D


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: Paden on May 23, 2010, 06:42:39 pm
Sad thing, so am I. It's been so hot lately that no one wants to cook or do much of anything. Maybe I'll grab an Oscar Mayer sammich, sounds good.


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: Theraven on May 23, 2010, 06:50:20 pm
Chocolate cake ATTACK!!!  :D

(seriously - we've got a whole left, half of it goes back to my apartment for (hopefully) a small birthday party, plus the other half, and the rest of the cake for my nephew's Christening will be attacked tomorrow later today)


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: Dec12741 on May 27, 2010, 10:05:11 am
Who want's Popcorn with Lots and Lots and Lots of Butter,brings in a Dump Truck loaded with Popcorn with Lots and Lots and Lots of Butter


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: DaSpecial1 on May 27, 2010, 11:56:15 am
*Munches Popcorn*

I sure hope this is non artery-clogging butter :-\.


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: Dec12741 on May 27, 2010, 12:08:53 pm
DaSpecial i will let figure it out


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: simneesee on May 28, 2010, 04:41:15 pm
Chocolate cake sounds so good right now....*contemplates baking a cake*....


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: Katie on May 28, 2010, 06:42:05 pm
Guitarr!!! (:


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: Theraven on May 28, 2010, 07:11:47 pm
Wish I could play guitar... I only play a little piano, and it's been ages since I even touched a piano...


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: Glamily on May 28, 2010, 08:55:17 pm
Its alive! Its actually alive! Woohoo!
I feel like dancing! I feel like dancing!
My game is alive! :D


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: Dec12741 on May 28, 2010, 09:41:17 pm
turns on the Juke Box


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: Katie on May 28, 2010, 09:48:16 pm
I can really only play violin... haha XD


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: Glamily on May 29, 2010, 12:59:54 am
I wish I could play an instrument.
I'd love to play the piano.. But I don't have the patience to learn :P

I am however still trying to teach myself Latin :P


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: Squinge on May 29, 2010, 03:06:17 am
*throws Jenna spam and leaves*


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: Jenna on May 29, 2010, 03:07:35 am
*beats the Dork to within an inch of his life, then force feeds him an entire year's worth of spam*


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: Squinge on May 29, 2010, 03:34:35 am
*pukes up the spam*  I hate spam :P


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: Jenna on May 29, 2010, 03:35:59 am
Well, I'm telling you to like it, Dork. You don't want to disobey your master now, do you? :P


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: Squinge on May 29, 2010, 04:04:35 am
*likes it*  1praise Mastah 1praise :P


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: Jenna on May 29, 2010, 04:07:51 am
Thattafu...er, Dork. :P


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: Glamily on May 29, 2010, 06:34:35 am
Speaking of Jenna, I stoleded you Jenna!
I should have photos of you in my game as of sometime tomorrow.
I'ma gonna pair you with my self-sim-wanna-be.. just cause :D


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: Katie on May 29, 2010, 10:17:45 am
Isn't puking illegal on this thread?  ;)


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: Dec12741 on May 29, 2010, 12:58:39 pm
it is,now Squinge now clean up your mess you made now


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: DaSpecial1 on May 29, 2010, 04:10:27 pm
1nono Only Jenna orders Squinge around >:D

*summons the spam Empress* 1escape


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: Dec12741 on May 29, 2010, 04:24:07 pm
who is going to clean up Squinge's mess ?


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: caffeinated.joy on May 29, 2010, 05:26:43 pm
Nah, I also order him around now and then.

*shoves a mop into Squinge's hand*

Get to work!


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: Paden on May 29, 2010, 05:29:16 pm
I do, as well. Please, dear, do clean up your mess.


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: Dec12741 on May 29, 2010, 05:43:32 pm
I hope Squinge does clean up his mess.it is starting to stink 1explode


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: DaSpecial1 on May 29, 2010, 09:11:13 pm
*Waves magic spam cleaning wand, returning the thread to its spammy goodness*

*adds a touch of (ahem) class*
I present spam art:
(http://i395.photobucket.com/albums/pp31/DaSpecial1_2008/Spamwars.jpg)

(http://i395.photobucket.com/albums/pp31/DaSpecial1_2008/spampersand-.jpg)

  For those with more refined tastes:


(http://i395.photobucket.com/albums/pp31/DaSpecial1_2008/artSpam.jpg)

And yes the shark is made out of spam :D.


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: Glamily on May 31, 2010, 12:16:58 am
Uhh.. Kooky. I didn't think you could actually do that. A ship out of SPAM?

On another note, I come bearing EpiCute again!
(http://i854.photobucket.com/albums/ab106/240169/129181288694024033.jpg)


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: Katie on June 02, 2010, 04:48:16 pm
I <3 epicute!

*Google's epicute*


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: Theraven on June 02, 2010, 06:36:20 pm
*hates project* 2mad

*gets distracted by the oh so shiny computer*

**hours later**

*looks at project*

Anyone has a sledgehammer? 

Just wondering...

1club


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: Dec12741 on June 02, 2010, 07:15:44 pm
hand's theraven a sledgehammer 1club


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: Theraven on June 02, 2010, 07:21:52 pm
*banging loose with sledgehammer* 3hammer

It's not working!!!  2gah

*tries with dynamite instead*

1explode

*crickets chirping*

ahh, that's better...

3angel


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: Katie on June 02, 2010, 07:35:18 pm
Haha, sooo many epicute things to post!


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: Dec12741 on June 07, 2010, 09:39:48 am
and now back to our regular program
                                           
                                              spam!


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: Theraven on June 07, 2010, 09:46:39 am
Here, spammie, C'mon *whistles*

Spammie won't come back  5cry


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: tundra on June 07, 2010, 09:56:04 am
Great work theraven you showed that spam who's boss
spam!


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: Theraven on June 07, 2010, 10:17:09 am
... which is probably the only thing you're good at...  :-\

And no, sucking up to me still won't help - no matter how hard you try, Tundra/Fuzzyal...


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: tundra on June 07, 2010, 10:26:30 am
I am not trying to suck up I am trying to apologize for all the bad things I did while on your forum and this time I mean it and am really sorry. :( it's just I was a noob when I came to posting and didn't realize that my actions would have consequences. You are really smart theraven and I respect you for that and plus I like all your sim creations.


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: Theraven on June 07, 2010, 10:50:32 am
Didn't activate the last two accounts you made, by the way. There's not even a point in trying. You're permanently banned from my site - for the second time - and that's it. Deal with it!

SPAM.





Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: tundra on June 07, 2010, 11:09:42 am
I am just trying to download the diaper files you made.


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: Paden on June 07, 2010, 11:16:16 am
Take it to PM, the rest of the board doesn't want to read the BS you caused on a site belonging to someone else. Also, I thought your account(s) here had been nuked. Keep it up, and it bloody well WILL be. We do not permit the harassment of members by other members.


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: Theraven on June 07, 2010, 11:31:30 am
Sincerely hope that's dealt with now, so back to spamming, people  ;D


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: Katie on June 07, 2010, 09:29:17 pm
http://iammommy.typepad.com/i_am_baker/

Theraven, save yourself with epicute!!!


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: Glamily on June 07, 2010, 10:28:43 pm
Spam Spam Spam!

I actually found out we do have Spam here! Shock horror! :P
We have it where my sister works..


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: Theraven on June 28, 2010, 05:35:07 pm
http://iammommy.typepad.com/i_am_baker/
Theraven, save yourself with epicute!!!

*drools*

Must. Have. Cakes. 1blink


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: caffeinated.joy on June 28, 2010, 05:39:29 pm
<br><br><a href="http://www.real-wishes.com" title=" wishes " name=" wishes "><img src="http://www.real-wishes.com/images/wish-3.jpg" alt=" wishes " title=" wishes "/><br /> wishes </a><br><br>
 more random crap!!! haha i just stole this off some website where somebody posted it. i dont even know what the crap it is but im scared to look haha. :p

Armanda, most forums (including this one), don't support html, so you might want to use BB code instead. ;)


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: Dec12741 on June 28, 2010, 07:21:55 pm
I have one word to say
                              spam


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: Katie on June 28, 2010, 08:56:57 pm
Haha, I killed raven!!  ;D

I also updated my story! XD


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: Glamily on June 28, 2010, 11:04:21 pm
Spammy spam?

On another note, I want a fez!


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: Theraven on June 29, 2010, 03:12:01 am
Haha, I killed raven!!  ;D

No you didn't!

*pokes Katie* 2poke

Fez?  1dunno


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: Glamily on June 29, 2010, 04:00:10 am
(http://i605.photobucket.com/albums/tt140/MadHattersStore/fez_maroon-gold_sm.jpg)
Fez!
Matt Smith wore one in the latest Doctor Who episode.
Plus, The doctor dancing = pure funniness and awesomeness!


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: Theraven on June 29, 2010, 04:18:06 am
Ah... thought you meant the candy (http://www.google.co.uk/images?q=pez+candy&um=1&hl=nn&tbs=isch%3A1&sa=2) (which apparently is not fez, but Pez) :rolleyes:


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: caffeinated.joy on June 29, 2010, 04:35:34 am
I've removed your signature image, The Mad Hatter, as it can't exceed 250 pixels wide by 50 pixels high.

On with the spam! *throws confetti*


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: Glamily on June 29, 2010, 05:20:52 am
Ah ok. Sorry about that joy :)

On another note.. I want this to be my breakfast.. and I don't even like breakfast :P
(http://i854.photobucket.com/albums/ab106/240169/e9dc275c-f84a-4e35-a144-ceac488c9b6.jpg)


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: Theraven on June 29, 2010, 05:26:33 am
Looks more like dinner to me. Dinner for three...

Gotta love that site (http://myfoodlooksfunny.com/page/18/)  ;D


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: Glamily on June 29, 2010, 07:16:43 am
Mr Bubbles!
That whole network is my favourite. 'Specially the NSFW ones :D


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: Katie on June 29, 2010, 07:17:46 am
^^ YES~!


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: soulofthesea on June 29, 2010, 12:25:14 pm
*Sneaks down into the basement and opens a refrigerator* Hello, my secret BLT stash. Did you miss me while I was in Florida?


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: Dec12741 on June 29, 2010, 01:06:53 pm
steals soulofthesea's stash of BLT,then leaves


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: soulofthesea on June 29, 2010, 02:46:56 pm
Ah well, at least this new stealth device from Q Branch will come in handy. Now no one will steal my BLTs! *evil laugh*

(http://i414.photobucket.com/albums/pp223/guitarnut26/spam.jpg)


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: Dec12741 on June 29, 2010, 06:25:23 pm
stealthed in and steals all of the BLT'S,then stealthed out 1rock


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: Glamily on June 29, 2010, 06:35:17 pm
I haz peanut butter and jelly sandwich!


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: Dec12741 on July 01, 2010, 08:32:17 am
sneaks in and steal peanut butter and jelly samdwich from The Mad Hatter


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: Glamily on July 01, 2010, 05:07:32 pm
Aw, bye bye sandwich.
Hello little bobble head doggy


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: Dec12741 on July 01, 2010, 07:19:34 pm
The Mad Hatter i want to warn you someone who will be nameless is barking at your bobble head doggy and he is getting ready to attack it


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: Glamily on July 01, 2010, 08:43:33 pm
No.. not the bobble head.
He can have my boyfriend to attack.


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: Dec12741 on July 01, 2010, 09:38:01 pm
sorry The Mad Hatter he who is nameless has broken in 2


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: Glamily on July 01, 2010, 11:20:36 pm
Aww. Ah well.. I spose thats why we have sisters :P


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: Stelio Kontos on July 09, 2010, 06:42:20 am
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NXqEMuXGK08

You'll never be able to look at Snow White the same way again, will you?


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: Glamily on July 12, 2010, 02:12:15 am
Well that was.. interesting.


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: Dec12741 on July 16, 2010, 02:28:36 pm
now for something totaly different
                                             spam


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: soulofthesea on July 17, 2010, 09:57:09 pm
On a kinda random note...

(http://i414.photobucket.com/albums/pp223/guitarnut26/Extreme_Chess.jpg)


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: Glamily on July 17, 2010, 10:00:21 pm
I love that!


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: Carlwashere on July 18, 2010, 09:20:46 am
sweet. I'll up the ante. I'm going to play Risk on a roller coaster.  ;D


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: soulofthesea on July 18, 2010, 10:19:45 am
Cool!


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: Glamily on July 18, 2010, 05:28:35 pm
I'd play scrabble.. if we had a roller coaster near us.
And I has a sad face! Nobody has commented on my new photos :( :P


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: Katie on July 18, 2010, 07:17:07 pm
To ceder point!  ;D With Disney Pixar monopoly!  :eek:


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: Dec12741 on July 18, 2010, 09:33:25 pm
what about Chass on a Roller Coaster?


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: Katie on July 18, 2010, 09:52:26 pm
Chass? You mean Chess? That's what they are doing in the picture...  :rolleyes:


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: soulofthesea on July 18, 2010, 10:11:19 pm
Be specfic, Katie. Cedar Point has a bunch of good coasters, but which one would you go on to play monopoly? Personally, I'd go with Battleship on California Screamin' at Disney's California Adventure.

EDIT: Forget California Screamin'. I'm doin' it on Rockin' Roller Coaster! ;D


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: Katie on July 18, 2010, 10:18:09 pm
The Rapter  ;D It's my favorite. Disney Pixar monopoly on the dangly-dangleness of the rapter, and The game of Life on the corkscrew.


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: Paden on July 21, 2010, 06:33:21 pm
You people are flippin weird. SPAM!


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: Carlwashere on July 21, 2010, 07:06:19 pm
Pssh. You'd do it too.  :D


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: Dec12741 on July 21, 2010, 07:34:15 pm
well there is only one thing left pull out Rollercoaster Tycoon Game and install it everyone one in this Spam Thread I am going to put you in the gaoing and you'll will be getting Green and getting sicky Poo


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: soulofthesea on July 21, 2010, 08:27:25 pm
You people are flippin weird. SPAM!

Thank you! I take that as a compliment. ;D


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: DaSpecial1 on July 21, 2010, 09:45:58 pm
Well personally I think the only sensible game to play on a rollercoster is hangman.   I guess twister is out of the question eh?  1tehe


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: soulofthesea on July 21, 2010, 10:00:51 pm
Well, duh, Dasi! Those restraints are gonna make playing Twister a little harder. 1titter


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: Katie on July 21, 2010, 10:49:32 pm
Twister on the... wait, what's the standy-up one called? Mantis?.... Well that one!  ;D


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: Stelio Kontos on July 22, 2010, 06:09:01 am
Guess what I'll be doing all day, every day for the next 2 years.


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: Paden on July 22, 2010, 03:04:20 pm
Asking people if they want fries with that?? Shoveling the walks at a North Pole research station? Singing cadence songs at 7:00 a.m. that sound like they were written by Pee Wee Herman?? WHAT?!?


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: Jenna on July 22, 2010, 04:14:28 pm
Oooh! Oooh! I know! I know! You'll be dancing on table tops for drunken clowns while wearing a penguin suit! That has to be it. *nods*


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: nikkidanielle on July 22, 2010, 04:31:48 pm
(http://img153.imageshack.us/img153/8205/19573438.png)


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: Carlwashere on July 22, 2010, 11:42:52 pm
Jenna, how did you...?
Uhh... Nevermind, Forget it. Nothing. You weren't talking about me.;D
I'll just have a quiet night at home now. And nothin more.


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: Glamily on July 23, 2010, 03:08:00 am
..Wait.. you mean there is actually such a thing as a quiet night at home?
I thought that was just a myth!


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: Katie on July 23, 2010, 08:53:13 am
weird!

......... Percy Jackson, Aka: Pierre/Pedro/Peter Johnson/Jorgenson... :) Oh, Dionysus...


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: Dec12741 on July 23, 2010, 12:27:04 pm
just got done playing Rollercoaster Tycoon(PC) and Jenna was getting sick afer riding a Rollercoater she was on >:D >:D


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: DaSpecial1 on July 23, 2010, 03:22:24 pm
Jenna getting sick? 1dunno  I doubt it. ;D


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: Jenna on July 23, 2010, 03:52:36 pm
Clearly, it was a different Jenna. *nods*


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: Dec12741 on July 23, 2010, 07:44:11 pm
no it was not it was the Queen of Spam herself that got sicky Poo all over


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: Paden on July 23, 2010, 08:06:45 pm
You. Are. Gross.


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: Jenna on July 23, 2010, 08:09:39 pm
Careful, furball: he has cooties.


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: Paden on July 23, 2010, 08:11:08 pm
No problem, I have insecticide.


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: Dec12741 on July 23, 2010, 10:05:25 pm
put Paden in the game and guess what?


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: Jenna on July 23, 2010, 10:07:23 pm
She gave your park guests fleas?


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: DaSpecial1 on July 23, 2010, 10:46:19 pm
 1giggle Ooooh Jenna you lil >:D you.  I was thinking more along the lines of cat scatch fever... ;D


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: Jenna on July 23, 2010, 11:40:28 pm
Haha! Well, she could've coughed up hairballs all over the place too! I can't imagine the park staff having fun cleaning up that kind of mess.


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: soulofthesea on July 23, 2010, 11:51:40 pm
I feel for those park guests. Fleas suck! (pun intended) :P


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: Glamily on July 24, 2010, 12:27:19 am
SPAM?

Or Adam Lambert?


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: Paden on July 24, 2010, 01:02:21 pm
Unlike some, I am clean and have no bugs or parasites. I also know how to control my horking and use a comb in order to avoid hairballs. Although, I have been known to bury people that annoy me under some very stinky and dirty cat litter that I save just for that express purpose. Count yourselves as informed of this henceforth, m'kay?


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: soulofthesea on July 24, 2010, 10:19:02 pm
1yay <--- I love this smiley. It makes me smile.


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: Glamily on July 24, 2010, 10:34:51 pm
Thats so cute!  1seesaw I like that one


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: DaSpecial1 on July 26, 2010, 01:49:06 am
Smiley spam ooooO *sing-songs* Jenna's gonna get you ....

I 3heart the first one soul picked I have the same reaction to it.  I always think of Joy (in the morning?) when I see this one ---->  2coffee

1titter


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: caffeinated.joy on July 26, 2010, 01:59:22 am
Yes indeed, though it's not just mornings. ;)


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: Glamily on July 26, 2010, 02:34:44 am
Jenna's gonna get me? Eek!
Don't hurt me Mastah of all things beautiful and red-headed! I have gifts here somewhere!


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: caffeinated.joy on July 26, 2010, 03:20:42 am
Oh! That reminds me! I'm kicking myself for not getting this shirt I saw a while back. I swear it was made just for me. It said "One-Eyed Red Head", which, technically, I am. I have red hair and am blind in my left eye. LOL!


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: Glamily on July 26, 2010, 04:48:43 am
I have natural red hair. Does that help?
My family used to call me carrot head.
But I got sick of it so I dyed it black :P
I like redheads.. red-heads are pretty


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: soulofthesea on July 26, 2010, 11:23:59 am
Smiley spam? Naw, Jenna will only kill us if our whole post was just smileys. I'm sure we won't get hurt from describing our feelings over one smiley. ;D


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: Paden on July 26, 2010, 11:39:34 am
Jenna isn't the only one who would kill over something like that, soul...


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: soulofthesea on July 26, 2010, 05:38:28 pm
Ok, no more smileys, then.


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: Jenna on July 26, 2010, 05:44:10 pm
Smileys are fine. Smiley spam is bad. Jenna no like smiley spam.

...Jenna also wonders why Jenna is talking like this. *smacks herself*


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: Glamily on July 26, 2010, 06:40:06 pm
Oh oh! Can I.. wait.. Can't say that can I?
Can I help you hit yourself then Jenna?


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: Katie on July 26, 2010, 07:31:30 pm
Erm... if you die, can I have your sims EP's?

Heheh... Jenna may not need help...  :-\


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: soulofthesea on July 26, 2010, 07:52:29 pm
I've got a foam noodle that needs to be used for smacking. *hands said foam noodle to Jenna* You can use it to smack other people when they're not following site rules. ;)


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: Glamily on July 26, 2010, 07:58:21 pm
If I die Katie you can have my whole games :P All sims 2, 3 and 1

I've got a.. pillow?


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: caffeinated.joy on July 26, 2010, 08:05:01 pm
I've got a foam noodle that needs to be used for smacking. *hands said foam noodle to Jenna* You can use it to smack other people when they're not following site rules. ;)

*steals the foam noodle*

Those are my weapons of choice. Those and empty coffee mugs. Jenna's is the chainsaw.


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: Paden on July 26, 2010, 09:16:18 pm
Y'all can guess which ones I like to use...


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: Glamily on July 26, 2010, 10:43:37 pm
Foam noodles hurt when you get whacked in the nose with them.


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: caffeinated.joy on July 26, 2010, 10:51:28 pm
People underestimate the power of the pool noodle. *evil laugh*


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: DaSpecial1 on July 27, 2010, 02:23:01 am
Paden's claws & noodle lashings oh my...clearly this thread needs spammage, right spam doggie?


  (http://i395.photobucket.com/albums/pp31/DaSpecial1_2008/spamdoggy.jpg)

 3yay


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: caffeinated.joy on July 27, 2010, 02:35:43 am
It's spam Yorkie! A Sporkie?


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: Jenna on July 27, 2010, 03:22:33 am
It could use a haircut, methinks. I'll go get my chainsaw!


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: Theraven on July 27, 2010, 03:23:30 am
Can't decide whether that dog is awwwwdorable - or really gross... :-\

From the front it looks like a dog.
*turns head* Looks a bit like a pig if you see it from this side.
*turns head again* but from this side it looks like one of Davy Jones (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Davy_Jones_(Pirates_of_the_Caribbean))' relatives...


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: Glamily on July 27, 2010, 04:14:42 am
..It looks like my nans dogs. But more.. Spammy.


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: Dec12741 on July 27, 2010, 07:43:52 am
I have one thing to say
                              Spam 1rock


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: Jenna on July 27, 2010, 01:00:57 pm
Speaking of Sporkies, here's spork: the other other other not so-white meat.

(http://i115.photobucket.com/albums/n283/comicalmuse/Image-4C59790188EB11D9-1.jpg)


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: Dec12741 on July 27, 2010, 02:26:26 pm
hey jenna could you give me an Hair cut Please 1happy 1spam


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: soulofthesea on July 27, 2010, 03:51:41 pm
Spork! OMG, it's been ages! 1glomp


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: Carlwashere on July 27, 2010, 05:27:51 pm
I like the penny sticking out it's back.

I wonder what's on TV.
(http://i814.photobucket.com/albums/zz67/carl565777/spamtv3.jpg)


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: Glamily on July 27, 2010, 05:35:55 pm
Oh! I know! Tinfoil!


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: soulofthesea on July 28, 2010, 11:57:44 am
No, it's SpamTV. It's like MTV in the old days, but with frequent spam commercials.


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: Theraven on August 15, 2010, 04:33:36 pm
Love the spam TV ;D
Probably sends commercials and TV shop 24/7...

Kind of noticed something strange (or not so strange). There is a handprint on my PC mouse. It's just over a year old, and I've already managed to wear down the top layer... I guess that tells something about how much time I've spent by the computer the past year...  :rolleyes:


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: soulofthesea on August 15, 2010, 11:19:36 pm
Yep, my mouse has the same thing. A large handprint on my mouse from all the time I've spent on it.


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: Glamily on August 16, 2010, 12:21:36 am
Mine has fingerprints, nailpolish.. and glitter on it XD The glitter being from my nailpolish and eye make-up


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: caffeinated.joy on August 16, 2010, 12:26:11 am
Mine is slowly losing functionality. LOL. The right mouse button likes to fake me out by not working sometimes and the scroll wheel doesn't work at all. That, and the hand print has long ago been replaced by a misshapen blob worn smooth by my hand. Going to get a new one tomorrow, I think.


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: Paden on August 16, 2010, 12:31:55 am
I've been using my new(ish) mouse for about six months and the Logitech logo is about gone. I use an ergonomic track-ball, which makes it much easier on the wrist to use. Funny thing is? I've had the Logitech keyboard for about seven years now, taken it apart twice to clean the keys and such and it's still going strong, even if some of the letters on the keys have all but done the disappearing act on me. (Would you believe that back in the day I flunked my night course in typing but yet now I don't even have to look at the silly keys to make sure that I'm typing the right thing? :D Makes my husband soooooo mad!)


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: DaSpecial1 on August 16, 2010, 01:52:38 am
I had a light up keyboard so I could see the letters at night but they all wore off 1titter allowing me to realize I no longer really needed the lighting.  My poor computer mice...well this is my third generation Logitech so the paint is only half worn.  I have remnants from all of its predecessors including the trackball from my favorite less painful-to-use mouse (the trackball was the only thing that still functioned on it) which is a lovely marble paperweight now, even if is is a bit roll-y.   Don't know why I keep the other broken ones, I think my husbands I'll-fix-it-one-day policy has rubbed off on me. :rolleyes:


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: Glamily on August 16, 2010, 04:03:47 am
I get a new keyboard everytime I get a new computer XD
And my dad cleans it for me like, once every two years or so. I'm pretty clean with electrical things XD


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: Paden on August 16, 2010, 11:04:54 am
I have other keyboards that I switch off to every now and then, but this one just suits me best because I like the scroll wheel feature on the left side of the thing. It also has a lot of cool buttons and a wheel for controlling the volume. I have one that we got from a site on the net just for geeks; it's blue, lights up, and is flexible, which also means that it is spill proof, cat proof and crumb proof. Right now it's buried in the basement until we can get down there and organize things a bit better. I used it a couple of times, but couldn't get accustomed to the silence, no tappity tappity when my fingers hit the keys, plus it took a bit more force to activate the keys than I am accustomed to using.


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: Jenna on August 16, 2010, 12:45:33 pm
I've learned to always keep a replacement keyboard or two handy around my house. My cat has this annoying habit of using my keyboard as a bed at times, and like his own kitty bed, he kneads the hell out of it, and generally leaves it almost completely unusable afterward.


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: caffeinated.joy on August 17, 2010, 11:52:51 pm
Got a new mouse, as well as a new keyboard, since the old one (over ten years old) was showing signs of finally kicking the bucket).

*looks around*

I am bored.

That is all.


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: Glamily on August 18, 2010, 12:21:59 am
Bored? Have coffee.
Or do what I just did, try to type bored and end up with bired, broed, boed and ored.
I'm packing xD


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: Dec12741 on August 18, 2010, 10:03:54 am
i have something to say on this

                  spam,cams,rams,bams,tams,crams,

my brains must be working overtime


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: Paden on August 18, 2010, 11:06:29 am
I am officially grossed out. My kitten once again stole my trackball and hid the stupid thing in the litter box. How he keeps getting it into the thing is beyond me, but he does it. This is the third time in a three weeks, so I'm wondering if he's trying to put me on notice that he wants more cat time and less computer time. Either way, I'm sick of using the Clorox to de-nastify my trackball!!! Rotten damn little bugger...


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: caffeinated.joy on August 18, 2010, 07:53:43 pm
Well, it's been a month to remember. My landlord finally got off his lazy backside and did some work he's been supposed to for years. First, last week he replaced (after almost five years) my stolen screen door and today my old, defunct, broken down toilet was taken out and replaced with a brand new, shiny one that doesn't smell like week old ass. It only took him a year.

Also, my cat is adorable.

And, Paden, ew! My cat has a habit of sneaking off with anything small and worthy of batting around, but he's never dropped it in the cat box.


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: fatedicewolf on August 18, 2010, 08:07:05 pm
Lol, Joy. I have a landlord like that. So annoying :(

This past few weeks, I've been a little depressed. All four of my five kittens died from a parasitic worm getting inside their brain. It was really disgusting. The only kitten that didn't get infected was eaten by her mother. So yeah, it's been kinda weird.


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: Jenna on August 18, 2010, 08:51:29 pm
My cat does the same; if it's interesting, it winds up in his litterbox. He's also developed an annoying habit of eating dental floss. I won't bother saying how that came, er, turned out.


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: soulofthesea on August 18, 2010, 10:22:50 pm
My cat does some weird stuff, too. Whenever I'm cleaning his litterbox, he'll just sit there and stare at me. And guess what he does right after I put fresh litter in? He jumps right in, and does his business, right in front of me! I think that's his new way of telling me, "Thank you for cleaning my poop-box!" Uh, you're welcome, I guess? 1eyebrow


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: Paden on August 19, 2010, 01:32:52 pm
They sit there watching because they're supervising. If they find the job satisfactory, they will then use the box. If not, you had best hide any plastic shopping bags that may be around the house because those are wonderful (they think) substitutes for a clean litter box.


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: soulofthesea on August 19, 2010, 09:15:32 pm
Wow. Guess that gives the term "human servant" a whole new meaning, eh? 1titter


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: DaSpecial1 on August 22, 2010, 03:44:37 am
2laugh Oh you are so right about the supervising Paden.  My cat would wait till I was done (after watching the entire time of course) then walk around in it checking it out for a while after and only used it after this thorough inspection.   She'd then looked at me before leaving the box like " you have passed--this time...you may be excused now."

Somewhere inside of me was a cross between a sign of relief and wanting to give her snobby butt a kick in the tail >:D.


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: Paden on August 28, 2010, 02:07:00 am
Just an announcement that general crazyness has hit my household and the cats are now tearing around like they are seeing things that they must kill and consume. Please bear in mind that it is 2:05 Central US time, so this is getting silly! If they don't knock it off, they are going to find themselves locked into the shower for a time out...


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: Glamily on August 28, 2010, 06:41:32 am
Hehe. My dog does the same XD
And on another note, off to my first gay pride event tomorrow. I'm dragging along my mum as well :P
It's a tropical pride fair day :D


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: Dec12741 on September 17, 2010, 09:52:06 pm
if you think cats dom weird things,my dog(Louger) if he is sound asleep deep sound asleep and if iam on the computer he starts barking in his sleep and it scare the ....... out of me


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: Glamily on September 17, 2010, 11:52:07 pm
Spammy spammy.
Constant headaches = the need the give other people headaches


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: Squinge on September 18, 2010, 12:14:56 am
Spam spam spam :P


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: Jenna on September 18, 2010, 12:16:00 am
*shoves your Spam where the sun don't shine*


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: Squinge on September 18, 2010, 12:16:36 am
woohoo do it biatch :P


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: Jenna on September 18, 2010, 12:17:09 am
You better STFU, Dork, or I'll post those screen caps I took. :P


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: Glamily on September 18, 2010, 03:27:30 am
Ooo.. is it time for show and tell already?


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: caffeinated.joy on September 18, 2010, 04:05:22 am
Hang on there, Glamily. Think about who those "blackmail" pictures are of and then decide if you really do want to see them.


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: Glamily on September 18, 2010, 07:04:25 am
..True.. and if Jenna took them..

Can we still show and tell? just not so much showing?


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: Dec12741 on September 18, 2010, 08:06:19 am
o'boy this going to get very messy here kiddies


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: Glamily on September 18, 2010, 08:49:38 am
I'm prepared :D
I gots me a brollie, some gumboots and a chain saw just for her Majesty.. and mustn't forget the coffee for Joy!


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: Paden on September 18, 2010, 12:50:50 pm
How about the barf bucket for the resident wildlife?


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: Jenna on September 18, 2010, 01:51:55 pm
*snickers*

I'm evil and all, but I don't know if I can rightly subject people to that kind of horror. Hell, I don't think its something I would subject even my worst enemies to. On the other hand, it would teach his fat ass not to...er, nevermind.

*wanders off to grab more eye bleach*


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: Dec12741 on September 18, 2010, 10:04:45 pm
o'goodie Jenna and the Dork are going to have a FIGHTTTTTTTTTTTTTT!


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: caffeinated.joy on September 18, 2010, 10:19:57 pm
LOL no, I don't think it will get that far. Jenna will look threatening and Squinge will immediately bow down in defeat. He knows his place. :P


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: Dec12741 on September 20, 2010, 07:32:00 pm
i still want Jenna and Squinge to FIGHT it out! 1rock


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: Stelio Kontos on September 21, 2010, 10:23:56 am
*runs into topic towards a convienently placed professional wrestling ring*
*shakes the ring ropes in a very violent fashion*
*runs out, yelling stuff about destrucity and rocket fuel and such*


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: Dec12741 on September 22, 2010, 08:47:53 am
brings out folding chair and sits and waits for the fight to start 3yay


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: Theraven on September 22, 2010, 09:14:50 am
*puts up "wrestling ring down for maintenance" sign, and sneaks back out again*


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: Dec12741 on September 22, 2010, 04:59:39 pm
puts back up the Wrestling Ring.then goes back waiting for the fight to start 3yay


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: Stelio Kontos on September 23, 2010, 06:27:32 am
*invites a kid from the audience to bounce a basketball 15 times in a row, offering $500 if he succeeds*
*kid takes basketball and starts bouncing it*
*on bounce 14, I kick the basketball away and laugh manically*


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: Glamily on September 23, 2010, 09:32:35 am
Spammy spammy spammy.

*a wild sexuality appears,
sexuality uses confusion,
its super effective*


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: Paden on September 23, 2010, 11:24:29 am
*pulls down the ring and glares* No fighting of any kind. If they're gonna fight, they do that in private, where it belongs.


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: Dec12741 on September 23, 2010, 03:50:30 pm
what about a food fight?


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: Jenna on September 23, 2010, 04:05:32 pm
A food fight, eh? Well, alright then.

*drops a can of Spam and a box of thirty-year-old Twinkies into a small ring* 

...now, let's watch 'em duke it out! My money is on the Twinkies. :P


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: Paden on September 23, 2010, 05:04:09 pm
Just one of the reasons that I present you with this blue ribbon chainsaw, Jenna, use it in rubber clothing. :D


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: Carlwashere on September 23, 2010, 06:27:04 pm
I'm in! What are the odds Jenna?


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: Glamily on September 23, 2010, 07:17:54 pm
What are Twinkies?


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: Theraven on September 23, 2010, 07:30:41 pm
Apparently this (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Twinkie).

I think the Spam will win. The twinkies looks too weak. But who knows? It could have a well hidden sugar blow to use  ;D


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: Glamily on September 23, 2010, 08:42:38 pm
Ah.. I keep getting them and a twink confused..

I vote for Spam as well.


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: Stelio Kontos on September 27, 2010, 09:57:02 am
I vote for a no contest when Bacon interferes and goes crazy with chairshots to Spam and Twinkies.


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: Paden on September 27, 2010, 09:59:41 am
I vote for deep fried twinkies. Those things are addictive! :D


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: Dec12741 on September 27, 2010, 11:12:16 am
i have never heard of deep fried twinkies?


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: Paden on September 27, 2010, 12:01:00 pm
They're easy. You can either coat them with pancake batter and plunk them into a hot deep fryer or just plunk them in without the batter. Fry them for about 45 seconds and drain well before eating. Word of caution, though, whenever you use a deep fryer, place the items in the basket BEFORE placing them in the hot oil. Otherwise you can be in for a massive mess!


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: Dec12741 on September 28, 2010, 12:05:59 am
i think i am going to be sick?


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: Paden on September 29, 2010, 01:25:15 am
Would you rather have deep fried SPAM???


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: Glamily on September 29, 2010, 04:31:39 am
I want deep-fried cheesecake :D


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: Dec12741 on September 29, 2010, 08:56:28 am
now i know iam going to be sickie poo


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: hawnsimmer on September 29, 2010, 03:09:05 pm
Ummm... I fried 1spam for Zordacs lunch today ;D ...unfortunately, there wasn't any left for mine.  :(


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: Glamily on September 29, 2010, 11:05:17 pm
Hehe.
It makes me laugh with all the deep fried things I find everywhere. Like here, all we deep fry is fish, sausages, chicken, the usual, and once a year we do cheesecake for the yearly show.


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: Jenna on October 02, 2010, 02:15:52 am
*cringes*

How about a deep fried triple bacon cheeseburger with two grilled cheese sandwiches as a bun? No, seriously; I saw an ad for it in the paper recently.


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: Theraven on October 02, 2010, 02:44:48 am
I tried deep-fried banana... not too bad, but not as good as I had pictured it.
It was on a restaurant, together with my mom and aunt, who ordered a multi-course dish for the two of them. The dessert was banana with ice cream, and since their version was only enough for the two of them, they ordered a regular portion for me, which turned out to be a double portion of what they got... Needless to say, I was quite stuffed that day.

I'm not much on deep-fried food and fastfood (the eat out kind - microwave food is another thing entirely). In fact, I once went all over a huge mall (which I had never been to before) to find some edible food, after the rest of my family ate at McDonalds... Just the thought of sticky and too salty french fries made my stomach churn.
Finally, after a couple of hours searching or something, I found a place that sold fruit smoothie and really good make-your-own chicken salad (and I was REALLY hungry by then...)


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: Jenna on October 02, 2010, 02:54:36 am
I hate anything deep fried.

Went to the State Fair once a few years ago, and they got dozens of stalls set up selling anything and everything you could imagine that's been deep fried; twinkies, ice cream, cake, burgers, hot dogs, turkey...and...butter, wrapped in a slice of cheese, and deep fried. That actually made me physically ill. The stalls were packed, so I made a beeline to the one unoccupied one, which happened to be selling fresh fruit and veggies. Got myself some corn on the cob, and inched my way past all the heart-attacks-waiting-to-happen. Heh.


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: Glamily on October 02, 2010, 07:37:13 am
Hehe. We don't have things like that here. The worst we got was at this years show was deep fried cheesecake. And I was talking to them about it and they said not many people had gotten any but had walked past talking about how bad it was for them :D
I love my tiny country town. We're such hicks.


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: Dec12741 on October 02, 2010, 08:49:02 am
the 2 thing i like that are deep fried are French Fries and Onion Ring


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: soulofthesea on October 02, 2010, 11:00:25 pm
Ooh, french fries are great deep-fried. You know what else is good deep-fried? Chicken nuggets. :)


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: Dec12741 on October 02, 2010, 11:07:27 pm
or chicken deep fired i had that tonight for Dinner,my cousin makes great Deep Fied Chicken 3yay


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: soulofthesea on October 03, 2010, 09:20:04 am
Is that the same as the fried chicken from Church's or KFC?


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: Dec12741 on October 03, 2010, 10:38:50 am
no,it is home made deep fried Chicken


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: Nonni on October 07, 2010, 03:05:43 am
I was nicely told where to go and this is it. But a quick look at the rules brought one to my attention:
Quote
No glomping each other in closets
that sounds interesting. What does it mean and be explicit, I mean, specific.


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: Theraven on October 07, 2010, 05:11:45 am
My dictionary doesn't understand the word "glomp" or "glomping". Is it even a word?

But doing it (whatever "it" is) in a closet, well hidden from curious eyes, can suggest certain... 18+ activities. If having a rather... inappropriate... imagination, of course.

*goes to put brain in washing machine*


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: Glamily on October 07, 2010, 05:17:09 am
Glomping, for the uninitiated is where you hug somebody excitedly, normally without warning.

I got my hair cut sorta like Pink's style :D
And chocolate!


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: Nonni on October 07, 2010, 05:17:37 am
Some one told me it was a nice hug among friends, so I was wondering why you would need to go in a closet to do that.  1tehe

Something I heard to day from my little Aussie friend, she and her god-daughter were watching an auction for an "air" guitar on E-bay and when it finally sold for several hundred dollars she said, "Right-o, people, I am starting an auction for my left-handed screwdriver!"  1okay


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: Theraven on October 07, 2010, 05:20:28 am
So glomping is ok, just not doing it in closets?

Hmm... dictionary is in need for an update, me thinks...

*takes brain out of washing machine* Hmm... some dust left... but who cares, anyway? *puts brain back in head*


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: Glamily on October 07, 2010, 06:04:10 am
Hehe. I should probably bleach my brain. It's been soaking in filth for about 6 years now.


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: Paden on October 07, 2010, 11:25:55 am
Some sites don't like the glomp, others love it, while the rest tolerate it in times of extreme joy and excitement. We don't mind them here, but some sites will really tar and feather your hind end for doing it; such as MATY. No public affection unless you don't value your hide. PMBD is more relaxed but still, it's not something you do as an every day, every post kind of thing.


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: Theraven on October 07, 2010, 12:56:56 pm
I think I'll stick to regular hugs. Much nicer, and no one complains ;)


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: Nonni on October 07, 2010, 01:21:54 pm
Paden, do you think MATY would make fun of this?


(http://i622.photobucket.com/albums/tt301/debweb2222/Images/Emoticons/LoveItGreatJob/groovy.jpg)


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: caffeinated.joy on October 07, 2010, 01:59:42 pm
MATY would make fun of anything. True Story.


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: Paden on October 07, 2010, 04:28:46 pm
MATY prides itself on being one of the meanest Sims forums to have ever existed. They've a reputation for being mean, but I dunno if it's something to be proud of. Just my opinion. I read it for some of the snark, but some of it also makes me shake my head and feel glad that I only lurk over there. I mean, I can get rude/blunt/mean at PMBD, but there are things even I won't make fun of.


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: Dec12741 on October 07, 2010, 05:46:48 pm
MATY should be a person to stay away from he(MATY) and his kind take the fun out of play sims 2&3 for me


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: DaSpecial1 on October 08, 2010, 07:52:11 am
@ Nonni a glomp illustrated:  1glomp

I occasionally glomp irl but on the net not so much 1titter.


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: Dec12741 on October 11, 2010, 07:07:34 pm
goes inot closet to fall asleep,sticks head out good night everyone ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: Katie on October 11, 2010, 07:35:48 pm
Yawn.


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: Stelio Kontos on October 12, 2010, 07:02:52 am
Anybody got some e-asprin?


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: Nonni on October 12, 2010, 08:19:55 am
"Glomping" being the fascinating subject that it is, I feel compelled to add:

I believe I am among the minor Royalty of Glomping (probably the wrong side of the blanket).

I discovered I was a closet glomper but now, even though glomping may be frowned upon by the majority, it is who I am.

Between glomping gigs I also perform as a Glitter Gal.



Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: sceptic on October 12, 2010, 08:56:32 am
found Dec in the closet sleeping, looking for another one. or? is there still some place?  ;)


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: Theraven on October 12, 2010, 09:15:24 am
*drags Dec out of closet*

That's a baaaaad doggie! No sleeping in the closet! *points to doggie bed in the corner*

*goes to find chocolate cake*


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: Dec12741 on October 12, 2010, 10:09:26 am
hold it right there Theraven do i look like a Doggie?,then goes back to bed in the closet


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: Theraven on October 12, 2010, 10:23:15 am
Well, then...
*points to the regular bed*


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: fatedicewolf on October 12, 2010, 10:41:14 am
MATY prides itself on being one of the meanest Sims forums to have ever existed. They've a reputation for being mean, but I dunno if it's something to be proud of. Just my opinion. I read it for some of the snark, but some of it also makes me shake my head and feel glad that I only lurk over there. I mean, I can get rude/blunt/mean at PMBD, but there are things even I won't make fun of.

I do like the Phorum, they seem okay. However, I must say there's tons of mean forums out there, that lurk in the shadows like predators lol. I've seen the MATY forums a couple of times but I don't think I've ever communicated with them.


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: Glamily on October 12, 2010, 05:36:44 pm
I'm turning into a lurker..
But that could be I don't have a game atm so..


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: fatedicewolf on October 12, 2010, 06:18:37 pm
Lol I have the game atm. The problem is I'm so burnt out on writing Sims 2 Stories. I've written dozens but alas no more :( I create CC now but even I'm starting to get burned out on the 30min load for my game. I still have over 30 projects including new meshes which I have yet to take pics of because of the hassle >.<


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: Glamily on October 12, 2010, 09:04:53 pm
Hehe. I don't have the time to play so I uninstalled it. What with school, looking for work, my Adam Lambert addiction and family I just don't have time anymore XD


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: fatedicewolf on October 12, 2010, 09:26:49 pm
I know what you mean :( There's always something in the way of playing the game :)

I can't say I'm really a fan of Adam Lambert but I do have to admit - he's got a great voice.


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: Glamily on October 13, 2010, 02:07:14 am
I'm addicted to him.. Obviously XD
I've got photos of him up on my walls, he's my desktop, my ringtone, I got mum to change my bedtimes so I could watch his concerts live via the net.. I'm very obsessed XD But its healthy. He's my role model.


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: Paden on October 13, 2010, 10:19:55 am
I'd think Ozzy might be a good one... C'mon! Look at the life experience the guy has! He can seriously tell you what is not good to do with your life. Adam Lambert? Don't care for him, don't see what the hype is and won't listen to his voice because I don't like it. What you like is what you like, and it's cool, but to be totally obsessed like that is NOT healthy, no matter what you say to the contrary.


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: DaSpecial1 on October 13, 2010, 03:38:16 pm
Well I may be dating myself but...your room sounds like mine when I was younger only cross out Adam Lambert and insert George Micheal posters--that's right I'm the only woman he's ever loved and *sticks fingers in ears* "lalalalala, I can't hear you to all the naysayers out there."  1titter

I would say I was bonkers for him but not sure I was ever "obsessed" about anything--not even chocolate...


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: Nonni on October 13, 2010, 09:40:44 pm
Aww, that is so cute, Dasi. I am a very fickle obsessor. My infatuations changed daily. Very shallow, still am.


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: fatedicewolf on October 13, 2010, 10:07:33 pm
As far as singing legends, Bret Michaels still has my heart  2heart


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: caffeinated.joy on October 13, 2010, 10:15:23 pm
Hmmm ... you know, I was never the type to obsess over people. There are definitely artists I love(d) to listen to and it's an eclectic mix. Duran Duran, David Bowie, Etta James, Christy Moore and Metallica (to name a few). There are more because I love music.


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: Dec12741 on October 13, 2010, 10:16:21 pm
now mine is Celine Dion,i have some of her CD's the song she does that i just love is I Surrender


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: DaSpecial1 on October 14, 2010, 02:12:19 am
I love music as well but George was definitely more than my love of music.  I still have my life-size poster of him somewhere if the moths/whatever eats paper didn't get to it.  Lordy he was sexy in those faith jeans.

Ahh those were the days...


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: fatedicewolf on October 14, 2010, 06:14:07 am
Hmmm ... you know, I was never the type to obsess over people. There are definitely artists I love(d) to listen to and it's an eclectic mix. Duran Duran, David Bowie, Etta James, Christy Moore and Metallica (to name a few). There are more because I love music.

Ah, you have good taste, Joy :) I love Duran Duran and Metallica (my mom played nothing but heavy metal when I was growing up  :D ).

now mine is Celine Dion,i have some of her CD's the song she does that i just love is I Surrender

I love her music! Always makes me cry so much lol. Did anyone watch Pop-Up Videos on VH1 ten years back? Every morning at 6, they would start playing "It's All Coming Back To Me Now" ten million times (not literally lol). I remember because I was getting ready for school at that time ^.^ I swear I have that song memorized  :D


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: Theraven on October 17, 2010, 09:14:57 am
Monty python's version of spam with spam, spam, egg with extra bacon and spam (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=anwy2MPT5RE&list=QL&feature=BF) (or something like that)  ;D


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: Zooey on October 17, 2010, 09:40:17 am
;D
SMILEY SPAAAAM! Sorry, I just wanted to get my revenge for having my post modified once when I used too many smilies.

Admin note: This may be the SPAM thread, but we still don't tolerate smiley spam, please keep that in mind.


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: Paden on October 17, 2010, 11:07:47 am
And here I am, getting mine for your doing it again and telling you not to let it happen a third time.


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: caffeinated.joy on October 17, 2010, 11:28:30 am
Getting revenge for having your post edited by an admin? Not a good plan, Zooey. When an admin or mod edits your post, it's for a reason and they'll usually note why your post was edited.

*glares at coffee maker, which is still working on making coffee* Would you hurry up?


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: Theraven on October 17, 2010, 11:52:55 am
Youtubing again... And honestly, who can't recognize their mother in this (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pmt_bI6FOMQ&list=QL&feature=BF)? ;D


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: Paden on October 17, 2010, 12:00:53 pm
Joy, you need to get your butt over to my place, because we have fresh coffee in the maker and it's made from fresh-ground beans. Oh yeah, nothing like a Sunday infusion of the good stuff.


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: Theraven on October 17, 2010, 12:06:37 pm
You better head off to Paden then, Joy. I only have that dry coffee you stir with water. I think it's only one or two years old, since it was last used quite a while ago when my mom visited...

Football versus soccer (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2sD_8prYOxo&list=QL&feature=BF)... I agree with Cleese on this. English football is real foot-ball. American football is like a very violent version of handball, and I just don't understand why they call it football at all. Strange things...


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: caffeinated.joy on October 17, 2010, 12:09:11 pm
Ew, Theraven, do you mean ... *looks right, looks left and then lowers voice to a whisper* instant. *shudders*

It's anti-coffee, I say!

And LOL. In the UK, it's football, while in North America it's soccer and football is a different sport altogether. Isn't English fun?


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: Theraven on October 17, 2010, 12:21:31 pm
Instant coffe, yes.
Mom insisted she NEEDED coffee that day, and I don't have a coffee maker. You probably know all about caffeine abstinence, if I'm right ;)
I don't touch coffee, unless it's included in the cream on a chocolate cake...


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: Nonni on October 17, 2010, 12:32:30 pm
I love, love, love coffee. I love the way it smells and tastes. I like it black or sweet or with cream or with cream and sugar, or expresso or mocha or any way at all.

The problem is it puts me to sleep inside of 30 minutes.


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: caffeinated.joy on October 17, 2010, 12:44:00 pm
Oh, you can pry my coffee from my cold, dead hands. I don't eat a lot of junk food, I don't smoke, I don't do drugs and I don't drink to excess. If a gal is going to have an addiction, I can think of a lot of worse things. *nods*



Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: Nonni on October 17, 2010, 12:57:07 pm
Quote
Everybody should believe something.
I believe I'll have more coffee.
2coffee
 lol


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: Zooey on October 17, 2010, 02:57:28 pm
*covers face* Sorry.  :-\


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: fatedicewolf on October 17, 2010, 03:15:01 pm
I have no addictions whatsoever. *Browses internet 24/7* Nope, no addictions whatsoever ;)


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: Dec12741 on October 17, 2010, 05:22:40 pm
gives caffeinated.joy 3 Gallons of Coffee here you go


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: Katie on October 17, 2010, 06:16:05 pm
I just got back from my friend Kelly's grandma's house. They had spam in the pantry. Ahhhh!


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: Glamily on October 17, 2010, 06:20:02 pm
I have no addictions either.. *stalks Adam Lambert on twitter and youtube vids and reads fan-fic 24/7* none at all. Honest :D
On another note.. I find myself saying things like oh merlin when some people would say oh god..
I'm not religious.. just.. oddly respectful I guess?


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: DaSpecial1 on October 17, 2010, 06:32:17 pm
I have no addictions whatsoever. *Browses internet 24/7* Nope, no addictions whatsoever ;)

2laugh I'm with you on that one ;).


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: Dec12741 on October 17, 2010, 07:36:29 pm
wakes s-up and goes to kitchen and has Dinner burps,then gives gives lougie his Insulin shot and his medication and then finds a corners and goes back to sleep


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: Zooey on October 18, 2010, 02:23:27 am
I have no addictions either.. *stalks Adam Lambert on twitter and youtube vids and reads fan-fic 24/7* none at all. Honest :D
Same here, only replace the Adam Lambert with Lady GaGa.  ;D


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: Carlwashere on October 18, 2010, 06:40:02 am
I don't have any addictions.
I prefer to call them hobbies. There's nothing wrong with pushing as much aside as I can to indulge in them.  :p


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: Nonni on October 18, 2010, 09:52:02 am
Ah, Carlwashere, you are a person after my own heart.


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: fatedicewolf on October 18, 2010, 12:21:25 pm
Lol Carlwashere! I'm telling that one to my mom now :)


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: Dec12741 on October 18, 2010, 05:56:43 pm
Wakes up all wet,2 things(1) Where is the washing machine,(2)Who made this puddle here?


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: Glamily on October 31, 2010, 07:09:41 am
1) It ran off with the fridge
2) Not me!

Question.. why do young people (myself not included) insist on wearing the most revealing things for Halloween? I'd be more likely to go all out scary if I bothered. Something like a zombie, not a she-devil or cat-woman.. or hang on.. is that Strawberry Shortcake with a dress that takes after her name? Blimey.


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: Nonni on October 31, 2010, 03:56:24 pm
I believe there is a revealing instead of concealing trend with costumes for women.

Sometimes it is more attractive to leave a little mystery.  2poke


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: Jenna on October 31, 2010, 04:47:37 pm
Tell that to the 8-year-old who came to my door dressed in a costume that was about as revealing as some of my lingerie. Oy.


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: Glamily on October 31, 2010, 05:41:05 pm
Hehe. Yeah.. my friend decided to go as.. is it Pippi long-stockings or something?
But yeah, she had a red wig of two pigtails, a short dress that if she turned too fast or bent over you could see straight up and down, thigh high striped socks and these high heels that must have been about, 4 inches high.. She's 12


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: Dec12741 on October 31, 2010, 08:35:18 pm
now that make me sick


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: Paden on October 31, 2010, 09:30:04 pm
Well, Pippi didn't wear high heels in the books, but that does sound pretty close to the outfit the authoress put her in.


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: Zooey on November 01, 2010, 03:37:14 am
Haha, that reminds me of the boy dressed in Michael Jackson. He came to my door and went "owwww, trick or treat?". That scared me. He had a wig, and a mask of Michael Jackson. Lool, scary!


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: Jenna on November 01, 2010, 03:43:17 am
Pippi and MJ had nothing on the above kid who showed up at my door. Imagine what kind of parent would let their 8-year-old dress up in a thigh-high leather boots, a black micro mini and...pasties. That was her Halloween costume, and the reason I almost tracked her mother down to beat her senseless.


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: Glamily on November 01, 2010, 04:11:26 am
On the plus side. I got my early christmas/birthday present that I got for myself in the mail today! :D
I'm so easily excited XD


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: Nonni on November 01, 2010, 06:12:05 am
Happy Christmas and Merry Birthday, early, Glamily!


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: Glamily on November 01, 2010, 06:21:31 am
Thanks Nonni!
You know whats weird according to my family? The fact that I'm getting $200 to buy my own presents from mum and dad, Ed Hardy stuff from my sister, and you know what I'm most excited about? The huge peppermint candy cane that I'm insisting my rents buy for me.
Also, my parents cannot tell time. My mum will wake me up at like 6:30 because she thinks its 7am, and my dad just asked me when the show starts (9:30) and at the time of him asking it was 8:45 and he said that I better come out cause we've missed the first bit. Honestly, here's hoping they don't teach my sisters kid how to tell time.


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: Stelio Kontos on November 01, 2010, 08:12:47 am
Trying to decide what to ask for for Christmas: either Fable 3, Elder Scrolls 4, or tickets to see Rammstein when they play in Madison Square Garden in December.


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: Nonni on November 01, 2010, 10:49:34 am
Glamily, you are an Aussie! I knew there was something familiar about your speech patterns. One of my best friends is an Aussie. Small world.
lol

Rock Justice, I was curious and Googled Rammerstein and watched a video of Haifisch. I was surprised because I enjoyed the music and found the lyrics interesting. You have tough choices to make.




Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: Stelio Kontos on November 01, 2010, 11:07:38 am
If I end up choosing not to go to see Rammstein live, I know that either A. Someone will record the concert and upload it to YouTube, B. There might be a live DVD (seeing as this is a one-off show), or C. Get a passport and go overseas to see them.


Decisions, decisions......


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: Glamily on November 01, 2010, 07:30:04 pm
Is it really that obvious in the way I type? XD I type the same way I think and talk.. very fast, very rambled and I keep going off topic. XD
I got a phone call from the GO from the school I go to.. she said we can change some of the school things around to suit my PTSD and Anxiety better, and that they will help us with costs and stuff, like for fuel and things.
Oh.. and GO means guidance officer. XD


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: Nonni on November 01, 2010, 08:24:02 pm
That's good to hear, Glamily.

Rock Justice, traveling sounds exciting but I think I would rather go to a live show. However, the games will last longer. You are right, hard choices.


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: Glamily on November 02, 2010, 12:26:10 am
You can call me Steph if you want Nonni. :D
I'm laughing at Mum cause she's putting up the x-mas tree, and holding bets to see how quickly our pet cat will demolish it


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: Zooey on November 02, 2010, 02:45:50 am
Woah, X-Mas tree already? It's only November... I usually put it up on 24th of December or so.


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: Dec12741 on November 02, 2010, 08:06:19 am
the family will put mine up at Thanksgiving


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: Paden on November 02, 2010, 11:37:39 am
We've not had a tree since my son was born, he thinks they are for demolishing. Also, with three cats under a year old, I don't think now is the time to put one up. When we did have one, we always put it up either a week before the holiday or on Christmas Eve. My mom said if she had to clean up pine needles, she'd prefer not to have so many of the damn things. The year we got an artificial one, she was ecstatic. :D


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: HappyThoughts on November 02, 2010, 02:41:24 pm
Go to the Concert!  Its Rammstein, they won't be around forever and how many people can actually claim to have seen them live.  I wouldn't pass a golden opportunity like that.  As for passports, well I'm not a strong swimmer so I cant go by ship, and I can't fly so I won't go by plane, so until they figure out teleporting I'm stuck in the states.  I have contrary dieing phobias lol.


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: Zooey on November 02, 2010, 03:26:37 pm
Haha, I'll pass the offer, thank you. I don't really like rock.


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: Theraven on November 02, 2010, 04:45:15 pm
My head just stopped hurting. Kind of weird, because it's been hurting from before I started seeing the 5th season of Doctor Who earlier today, and just went away now, when I was done seeing it... Time travel, perhaps? Hmm... Meh...

And why do I really, really, really want to see a PINK Dalek (http://i54.tinypic.com/295vlm9.jpg) in the series?
*rolls off the chair, laughing madly*  2rofl

Upps, sorry... Exploding tardis must have done something with my head... *wanders off, still laughing*


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: Jenna on November 02, 2010, 05:37:40 pm
The hell? *gives the pink Daleks a funny look*

I take it they're the new 'Hello Dalek' model? :P


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: Glamily on November 02, 2010, 05:52:35 pm
Pink Daleks? That's a new one..
My sister has had her tree up since about the 20th of October.


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: Theraven on November 03, 2010, 12:48:12 am
Why not? They have blue, green, red, orange... why not pink? Only color I missed...


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: Glamily on November 03, 2010, 02:10:06 am
I think we should have a glittery-rainbow Dalek. How good will that be? And they can call it Pride Dalek. XD


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: Stelio Kontos on November 03, 2010, 06:41:51 am
Go to the Concert!  Its Rammstein, they won't be around forever

You're right, they won't be around forever.....in fact, if the sources I've read are correct, they'll be disbanding within the next few years once Till turns 50, which is coming up fast, seeing as he's already 47.

So, onto the....wait, tickets sold out 30 minutes after they went up for sale and I didn't find out about the concert until the day after the show was apparently announced. (Note to self: Go to YouTube December 12th.) I'll go get my passport to see them live overseas. Two birds taken down with one stone: Getting to see one of my favorite bands live and going to a foreign country.

Now it's a race between Fable 3 and Elder Scrolls 4 GOTY Edition.


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: Nonni on November 03, 2010, 05:47:25 pm
Quote
You can call me Steph if you want Nonni.
Hope I can remember. My short term... amend that my memory has kissed me good bye.

Rock Justice, I am glad you are thinking positive about missing concert. Plus you have now narrowed your choices. 1goodjob


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: Glamily on November 03, 2010, 11:07:14 pm
I answer to just about anything, from twit, to Steph, to Mad, to Hatter, to Glamily, to Sparkle but not late for dinner. Never figured out why I don't answer the the last one.

I did that also Rock Justice, I was gonna go to a concert here but I missed out on getting tickets.


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: tallsimsfan77 on November 08, 2010, 01:39:14 am
Sup guys and gals.  I'm back after like... looks like a 20 month hiatus.


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: caffeinated.joy on November 08, 2010, 01:43:15 am
Woot! Welcome back!


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: Paden on November 08, 2010, 05:28:25 pm
I had wondered where in the world you'd gotten to, welcome back!


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: Stelio Kontos on November 09, 2010, 08:43:44 am
Welcome back.


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: DaSpecial1 on November 09, 2010, 04:08:17 pm
*Stumbles in with a welcome back 6-layer spamcake* 

Dig in it's yummy! ;)  *backs away from yon hideous cake*


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: Stelio Kontos on November 12, 2010, 10:11:35 am
http://www.gamespot.com/news/6283588.html (http://www.gamespot.com/news/6283588.html)

In a TRULY SHOCKING MOVE NEVER BEFORE SEEN OR ANTICIPATED FOR IN THE COURSE OF THE HISTORY OF EXISTENCE, there's gonna be a new Call of Duty game next year, and in an amazing move, it's gonna be a first-person shooter!





Really? Two days (I repeat, Forty-eight HOURS) after you release the next game, you announce the next game in the series? How can I cash in on this cash cow? (Missed my chances with Tony Hawk and Guitar Hero)


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: Paden on November 12, 2010, 02:47:05 pm
Just finished baking cookies and cleaning up the incidentals of said operation, anyone want some? *holds out plate of chipless chocolate chip cookies* It's the only way my son likes them and now that he's in school, I can indulge in another hobby. Baking!


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: tallsimsfan77 on November 12, 2010, 05:30:17 pm
*Stumbles in with a welcome back 6-layer spamcake*  

Dig in it's yummy! ;)  *backs away from yon hideous cake*
Thanks but I need to watch my figure. =/

@Paden- like everywhere.  I fled to other sites, then I left the community, moved to college and now I'm like bored half the time and my friends were talking about sims 2 vs. S3 and I was like "hey- wanna see my content?" and I wound up back here on a new computer without my sims 2 games.  I haven't bought TS3 though.  Not sure if it's worth it.


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: DaSpecial1 on November 12, 2010, 05:47:34 pm
*Stumbles in with a welcome back 6-layer spamcake*  

Dig in it's yummy! ;)  *backs away from yon hideous cake*
Thanks but I need to watch my figure. =/

Aww who can pass up cake made from 100% spamified goodness ;)?


@Paden Oh my favorite! I love chocolate chip cookies but only without the chips too...glad I'm not the only one. *Sniffles, then eats Padens comfort cookies*  I wanted my Christmas tree up by now, I usually try to have it up by October 31st.  Blame my Mom 1titter she used to make me wait till Christmas eve which drove me nuts with anticipation, so now I'm usually a first one up last tree down kind of person.  Heck I'd keep it up all year but everyone else says no  :-\ 1hmph.


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: Nonni on November 13, 2010, 01:16:12 am
tallsimsfan77, I hope you will get your Sims 2 game back and start making more cool things. I wondered if young people did drift away as school and/or love moved into their real life. I am glad you drifted back.

Paden, I do love to bake and unfortunately, eating what I bake. I have been craving choc. chip cookies.
I am the kind of cook who thinks 'more is better' and wind up putting in everything but the kitchen sink. But, I have also catered to my kids who prefer 'less or none'.

Dasi, wassup, lass?


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: DaSpecial1 on November 13, 2010, 01:46:06 am
I'm good Nonni despite this bad cold.  My poor lil one caught a touch of it but thankfully it is mild for her and the worst of it lasted her only one day (well the worst was over by midday gratefully)--I'll chalk that up to the helpful immunity protection of nursing.

Actually was just rereading the epic fail of the Walt fiasco (which made me laugh) and searching for a real live photo of a spam turkey for thanksgiving ;D.

Anyone up for candied spam snacks?


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: Theraven on November 13, 2010, 08:42:44 am
I've got carrot cake (wait - it just disappeared! *licks mouth*) and toffee cake, so no spam snacks for me, thanks  :rolleyes:


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: Nonni on November 13, 2010, 03:05:36 pm
I had some pumpkin cookies but I threw them at Squinge who is currently residing in Jenna's basement. We need a clean-up crew, Jenna is getting extra HAZMAT suits.


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: Zooey on November 13, 2010, 04:10:05 pm
I feel like spamming around about Late Night and World Adventures! They just rock together! And boy, do I deserve a nap after the pain in the ass I had as I was trying to make WA work. Well, as I said before, it was worth it!


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: Stelio Kontos on November 13, 2010, 05:54:02 pm
I just screwed up preparing mac & cheese.....on purpose. (The resulting sauce-ish stuff I get along with the finished product, while likely incredibly bad for me, tastes SO GOOD.)


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: fatedicewolf on November 14, 2010, 09:57:18 pm
I just screwed up preparing mac & cheese.....on purpose. (The resulting sauce-ish stuff I get along with the finished product, while likely incredibly bad for me, tastes SO GOOD.)

That sounds delicious... I just put the kid to bed now it's me time  3thumb



Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: Jenna on November 14, 2010, 10:06:41 pm
I mixed in JD once while I was making mac and cheese. Turned out a bit runny, but...was it ever delicious. Hah!


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: Nonni on November 15, 2010, 02:17:41 am
I mixed JD with dihydrogen oxide  (http://www.insimenator.org/index.php/topic,109348.45.html) but it is better straight.


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: Paden on November 15, 2010, 10:09:42 am
I prefer my dihydrogen oxide straight, personally. Or with Kool-Aid.


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: Stelio Kontos on November 15, 2010, 11:32:08 am
Dihydrogen monoxide is a menace to society, albeit an essential menace.


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: Paden on November 15, 2010, 01:17:39 pm
It's not so bad if you mix it with coffee, tea or Kool-Aid, though. Yeah, I know, five years away from being fifty and still drinking Kool-Aid... Damn, didn't think the stuff was that old but... If I am, it is!!


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: Stelio Kontos on November 15, 2010, 01:25:08 pm
That is the curse of DHMO.


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: soulofthesea on November 15, 2010, 05:32:59 pm
Uh, did I just cause an outburst of widespread panic? If I did, I really didn't mean to; I was only making a joke. :-\


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: caffeinated.joy on November 15, 2010, 05:41:25 pm
What widespread panic? The only thing I see going on in this thread is widespread silly, which is absolutely unforgivable. If you're the one responsible for these shenanigans, then you should be ashamed. Silly? Here? Nonsense.

*throws cream pie at soul and misses because she slipped on a banana peel*

I'm NEVER silly!


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: Nonni on November 15, 2010, 06:26:33 pm
I have always thought you were an closet "sober sides".


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: Paden on November 15, 2010, 08:56:11 pm
You've never seen her whooping it up in the back room, Nonni! Clown make-up, funny red nose, floppy shoes... She goes all out silly!


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: caffeinated.joy on November 15, 2010, 08:58:22 pm
*hides clown nose and floppy shoes* I have no idea what you're talking about. *spots rubber chicken and quickly and discretely kicks it to one side then proceeds to blink innocently*


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: Jenna on November 15, 2010, 09:04:14 pm
*suddenly remembers this isn't ISA and wanders off*

...oh that would've fun to say. So much fun. Damn you, PG-13 rating! Damn you!


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: Glamily on November 15, 2010, 09:47:13 pm
Anybody want some homemade scones and orange marmalade?
Turns out, when I get bored.. I'm quite a good cook.


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: tallsimsfan77 on November 16, 2010, 12:01:02 am
tallsimsfan77, I hope you will get your Sims 2 game back and start making more cool things. I wondered if young people did drift away as school and/or love moved into their real life. I am glad you drifted back.
Thanks and it was my high school life.  College life just made me more bored and Shakespeare just doesn't appeal to me right now.

Guess who has to be lady MacBeth in this case?


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: Nonni on November 16, 2010, 03:10:02 am
Oh, no way, Lady MacBeth!?!
(http://i622.photobucket.com/albums/tt301/debweb2222/Images/Emoticons/EmoHuh.jpg)


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: Zooey on November 16, 2010, 04:00:42 am
All I have to say is - ew. I hate Shakespeare  :p


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: caffeinated.joy on November 16, 2010, 04:44:51 am
I always enjoyed it. My favorites were Taming of the Shrew, Much Ado About Nothing and Midsummer Night's Dream. :)


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: Paden on November 16, 2010, 09:03:44 am
I always liked Hamlet and The Tempest, myself.


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: Glamily on November 16, 2010, 09:13:37 am
I read a comic version of Romeo and Juliet once. That would have to be the only Shakespeare I like.


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: Nonni on November 16, 2010, 09:40:21 am
I always enjoyed it. My favorites were Taming of the Shrew, Much Ado About Nothing and Midsummer Night's Dream. :)

Those were my favs, also. MacBeth was too stressful. Besides I am more into fairy tales and happy endings.


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: Theraven on November 16, 2010, 09:46:28 am
*runs into a full theatre, yells MACBETH (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5RZ_vmO3Jus), runs out again (laughing madly)*


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: Paden on November 16, 2010, 01:38:28 pm
*drops fatally wounded by a fallen house light*


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: Nonni on November 16, 2010, 02:06:13 pm
Quote
*drops fatally wounded by a fallen house light*

I SAID, Happy Endings, not Insane or Hysterical.


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: fatedicewolf on November 16, 2010, 02:46:35 pm
*drops fatally wounded by a fallen house light*

Lol, Paden. I think Nonni wanted 'ride off into the sunset'.


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: Paden on November 16, 2010, 02:50:44 pm
Sorry, last time I was on a horse was about fifteen years ago or so. Not an easy one to control, as I recall, but I did get her trust in the end and was successful in riding her. The stable lady said no one had gotten one hundred yards on that animal without being brushed off or tossed for months and asked how I did it. All I did was stroke her neck and scratch under her mane. Told her she was a nice girl and could I please have a pleasant ride. She was my regular mount the whole time I was there. :D


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: Nonni on November 16, 2010, 03:38:50 pm
Sorry, last time I was on a horse was about fifteen years ago or so. Not an easy one to control, as I recall, but I did get her trust in the end and was successful in riding her. The stable lady said no one had gotten one hundred yards on that animal without being brushed off or tossed for months and asked how I did it. All I did was stroke her neck and scratch under her mane. Told her she was a nice girl and could I please have a pleasant ride. She was my regular mount the whole time I was there. :D

Now, THAT'S a Happy Ending. Thank you very much!


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: Glamily on November 18, 2010, 01:59:43 am
I don't like horses. They creep me out. Actually.. most animals that come up above my waist do..

I'm out to watch my sister and her boyfriend play poker tonight! I'm my sisters luck according to her.
Little does she know I'm not that lucky in card games. I cheat XD


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: Stelio Kontos on November 18, 2010, 05:22:03 am
There's no such thing as cheating, but merely bending the rules to your advantage.


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: tallsimsfan77 on November 19, 2010, 12:33:05 am
*runs into a full theatre, yells MACBETH (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5RZ_vmO3Jus), runs out again (laughing madly)*
This is going to turn into an all out war. 1sw2

Macbeth!


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: Nonni on November 19, 2010, 10:26:35 am
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This is going to turn into an all out war.

Macbeth!

Oh, you want some drama? *takes off gloves*

Don't look at me - I might faint - I am a world class wuss as in a weak, ineffectual person. I looked it up.
(http://i622.photobucket.com/albums/tt301/debweb2222/Images/dliterealitiy.gif)


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: caffeinated.joy on November 19, 2010, 12:12:53 pm
Drama?? Here??? On this site and in this thread?

(http://i53.photobucket.com/albums/g54/caffeinatedjoy/The%20gif%20files/cce6aa9e-c40c-4ae7-aebe-d7780d6fc009.gif)

This calls for a little mood music.



Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: Nonni on November 19, 2010, 01:27:34 pm
Love it, love it, love it!

(http://i622.photobucket.com/albums/tt301/debweb2222/Images/05.gif)


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: DaSpecial1 on November 19, 2010, 02:52:03 pm
1titter You looked up wuss?  1glomp I love ya Nonni girl.

Joy that music just blew my socks off :eek:!


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: tallsimsfan77 on November 19, 2010, 02:53:10 pm
Quote
This is going to turn into an all out war.

Macbeth!

Oh, you want some drama? *takes off gloves*

Don't look at me - I might faint - I am a world class wuss as in a weak, ineffectual person. I looked it up.
[img]http://i622.photobucket.com/albums/tt301/debweb2222/Images/dliterealitiy.gif
(:D)=(D:)

Sure.  I don't see why not start something. :P I need to have a little fun between working on a speech and memorizing macbeth.


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: Nonni on November 19, 2010, 03:29:37 pm
I got a Glomp - thank you, Dasi.


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: caffeinated.joy on November 20, 2010, 02:48:39 am
Well the snow is here, and so is the wind. LOL. Right now it's so windy it's snowing sideways.


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: Nonni on November 20, 2010, 02:52:03 am
Oh, gosh, I forgot to bring in my plants ~ we are supposed to get snow, also.
*Shiver*


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: Theraven on November 20, 2010, 03:50:40 am
We had more than enough snow in October, so I hope I don't see a single snowflake more until at least the 20th of December... :(


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: caffeinated.joy on November 20, 2010, 04:00:04 am
We're always hit by massive wind storms during this time of year and this year is no exception. I'm visiting my mother this weekend and it's so windy it's rattling the house and shaking the windows.

It's supposed to be colder than normal this year and I'm just glad I'm not flying anywhere. My mom and I were stuck in various airports across Canada two years ago (we had a coast to coast white Christmas - something that never happens in a country this big) for almost two weeks trying to visit my sister in Nova Scotia. It turned a three week holiday into a few days. We arrived on Christmas Eve.

Oops. Something just fell over in the neighbor's yard. You'd think they'd have learned to bring everything not firmly nailed down indoors.


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: Glamily on November 27, 2010, 02:02:11 am
I want to see snow.. Maybe I should put that on my bucket list..


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: Zooey on November 27, 2010, 04:55:37 am
I want to see snow.. Maybe I should put that on my bucket list..
Who doesn't? I miss arriving home wet from head to toes from college, like I always do when it snows. My colleagues are a bit infantile, but ... who isn't?


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: Theraven on November 27, 2010, 05:33:07 am
Snow is fun in moderate quantities, I'll agree with that. But I prefer having snow in December, maybe January, but that's it. I'm not very much on skiing, and playing around in the snow isn't fun without someone to play with. So I hope there will be some snow while I'm home in December, so me and my nephews can have some fun, maybe making a snow cave or sledding down some of the small hills at home, or make snow men and just play around. The youngest is almost one, so he's probably old enough to have a little fun out in the snow now.


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: Glamily on November 27, 2010, 05:47:54 am
I've only ever seen snow before in pictures and movies and tv. My bucket list is slowly filling up XD


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: Stelio Kontos on November 27, 2010, 07:18:06 am
Who would have thought that taking down the only professional wrestling promotion most people have heard of, even IN the realm of a game on the PC, could be such exhausting work?


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: Theraven on November 27, 2010, 09:48:06 am
I've only ever seen snow before in pictures and movies and tv. My bucket list is slowly filling up XD

It's very overrated, to be honest... Hollywood has a very romantic view on it. When it first shows up it's nice, but day 58 of digging out the car, then icy roads and traffic jams, another 30 cm of snow on the ground, icy stairs, roofs collapsing, penguin walk because of ten layers of clothing, and so on... it's not particularly romantic then (http://www.insimenator.org/index.php/topic,109348.msg1606942.html#new).


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: caffeinated.joy on November 27, 2010, 03:17:13 pm
I'm looking at snow right now. Rain took most of it away, but there's still some left.


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: Paden on November 27, 2010, 03:29:15 pm
We've got no snow, but the air is crisp and cold while the grass is still as green as it was this summer. Another night of below freezing temps will take care of that, methinks.


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: fatedicewolf on November 27, 2010, 04:33:02 pm
I had ice down here but no snow yet. For the past few years in the side of Texas I've lived in, it snows at least two days by now but this year? Not at all. It kinda seems weird. I was finally getting used to the snow!


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: Nonni on November 27, 2010, 05:06:32 pm
This week we were blessed (Really!) with nearly a week of snow. It was gentle and fluffy, the children had a blast. We didn't lose power or internet. No school, no work because the roads were bad - it made the mini-vacation of Thanksgiving start on Tuesday instead of Thursday. We are celebrating Turkey day late but who cares!?! I have always felt we should have the day BEFORE off from work so that we could do the prep work on Wednesday and truly enjoy Thanksgiving.


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: Theraven on November 27, 2010, 06:14:46 pm
I don't think I've ever had a single "snow day" off from school. No matter how bad roads or the weather is where I live, we have to go to school or work... Then again, if a little bad weather should put a stop to something where I live, we'd probably been off school and work for weeks or even months at a time, starting with the first snow fall :-\


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: Nonni on November 28, 2010, 05:21:20 am
Guess what!?! Nonni Rocks! At least I do with my grandchildren. We had out belated Thanksgiving last night. I was able to go out and get to my daughter's place unassisted. Then I tickled and giggled and squealed with my treasures.

My 3 yr. old grandson came running after me as I left throwing kisses to me. My grand daughter was starting to run a fever and was pooped out on couch.

 3yay Nonni Rocks! 3yay


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: fatedicewolf on November 28, 2010, 09:06:11 am
Aww, Nonni! That's so sweet. You're the super grandmother ;)


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: Glamily on December 04, 2010, 05:22:08 am
I'm sunburnt.. and I have sunstroke. Everytime I stand up or move I almost pass out.
Thank you teachers for saying that I'll be fine without sunscreen when it was 40C in the sun and I was swimming and mucking around with friends all day in said 40C sun.


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: caffeinated.joy on December 04, 2010, 06:03:25 am
Sunscreen is always a good idea, regardless of the temperature. It's possible to get badly sunburned in any weather, including snow (speaking from experience, here). UV rays can travel through clouds, fog, haze and glass, so never assume you are safe from being burned.


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: Nonni on December 04, 2010, 06:43:52 am
I got sun-poisoning in February. I fell asleep rolled in a blanket totally covered except for my feet. Couldn't walk for a week.


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: Glamily on December 04, 2010, 05:10:09 pm
Yeah.. I wanted sunscreen but they wouldn't give me any :(

And that sounds really painful Nonni!


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: Paden on December 04, 2010, 06:28:19 pm
I think you may have cause to bring a suit for negligence against the school. Sounds worth pursuing because sunstroke can lead to all sorts of bodily changes years down the road. Personal experience. I've suffered from it about four times, due to working outside without adequate measures to guard against it. The follies of being young and stupid. BUT, I would also bring a bottle of my own should the same circumstances come into play again.


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: caffeinated.joy on December 04, 2010, 06:56:07 pm
Sage words, always bring your own. I do, but then, being as pale as I am (shine a flashlight on me in a dark room and you won't need any additional illumination lol) I totally skip the tan stage and go straight to burn. 


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: Glamily on December 04, 2010, 11:56:29 pm
I normally do, but we forgot and I was too shy to ask one of the other kids.

I go straight to burn as well. I tend to tan about four days after and it only lasts for about a day or two.


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: Nonni on December 05, 2010, 04:25:12 pm
Growing up in FL can be painful for red-heads. I was always so jealous of the girls with their tans

I moved to Seattle area and don't have to worry much about over-exposure to sun.

All the rest of the family stayed in FL and have had to constantly fight skin cancer. My dad lost his bottom lip but thanks to plastic surgery he looked great. Mom never had a prob with sun-burn with her Native American heritage. I had forgotten that.


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: fatedicewolf on December 05, 2010, 08:17:53 pm
My family's part-Native American and I'm the only one who ended up with fair skin lol

I get fried in the sun within minutes of exposure while the rest of my family's putting on tanning oil and enjoying the sun :)


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: Glamily on December 05, 2010, 09:24:48 pm
My family is a mix of Australian, English and German.
And both me and my mum are natural red-heads so we burn really easy.
Funnily enough, we both dye our hair dark brown or black.


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: soulofthesea on December 05, 2010, 09:58:20 pm
I usually burn after being in the sun two days in a row. After that, I'm fine. Now I've gotten a nice tan on my arms, legs, and everything from the neck up. It's mostly because of marching band, and because I live in southeast Texas.


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: Zooey on December 06, 2010, 03:59:43 am
I never get sunTAN. Only sunBURN. That's maybe because of my excessively pale skin.


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: Theraven on December 06, 2010, 10:35:10 am
I don't even have the patience to get either a suntan or sunburn. Sunburn only happens if I'm outside with bare arms long enough. I can't remember if I ever had a tan, cause I do other things in the summer than lying down, doing nothing...

I'm a spring person. T-shirt and jeans, about 20-25 C, and I'm happy. Winter is too cold, summer (often) too hot - I often stay indoors if it get much part 25 C, and autumn is too rainy...


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: Paden on December 07, 2010, 12:40:51 am
When I was young, I would burn at the beginning of summer and turn a dark, dark brown that lasted until spring. Then I had heat stroke the first time and haven't been able to ever achieve that shade again, which is good due to the thing that too much sun exposure can be dangerous. Nowadays, I prefer the colder temps. I HATE these overly hot summers. The world no longer has four seasons, it has two. Winter and Summer are the only two seasons left on this poor old Earth and we've only ourselves to blame...


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: Zooey on December 07, 2010, 02:46:58 am
I don't really think this global warming is humans' fault. The climate always changes, so I think it's kinda natural. Also, in my country, they began to talk about global cooling lately. So yeah  :rolleyes:


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: caffeinated.joy on December 07, 2010, 03:17:00 am
Global warming can and does happen on it's own, but we have accelerated the process, so yes, we are at fault. 


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: Theraven on December 07, 2010, 04:49:25 am
Maybe it's another Ice Age. Sure feels that way every time i poke my nose out the door... :-\


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: fatedicewolf on December 07, 2010, 07:55:09 am
In Geology, I've learned that most of it has little to do with us. For example, every time a volcano erupts, it heats up the atmosphere. It's so confusing , isn't it? All the different parts of global warming. I used to think it was mostly humans' fault but after taking geology which studies that, it's wow maybe we do have very little do with it.


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: Nonni on December 07, 2010, 08:44:58 am
I am glad folks are trying to be more responsible and getting away from the "disposable" mindset towards our resources.
I think we can be much better stewards of this old world than we have been in the past.


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: Paden on December 07, 2010, 12:22:01 pm
WE'RE the ones that made the hole in the ozone layer with hair spray propellant, killed animals that were non-replaceable, and tore through forests that took God knows how many years to grow. We went through resources that caused smog, acid rain and and various other nasties. We have polluted the sea water and fresh water with our filth and do nothing to prevent it. Our factories contribute to what the volcanoes spew into the atmosphere, making it that much worse. How can we NOT bear a share of the blame for what has been happening to the world that offers us shelter and a home? If the Gaia theorists are right, I don't friggin blame Mother Earth for trying to find a way to kill off the plague that human kind has become that is infecting and killing her.


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: miros1 on December 07, 2010, 11:14:24 pm
And we've now been burning fossil fuels for a millenium.  That's actually significant, even in geologic time....


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: Theraven on December 08, 2010, 01:17:51 am
I don't know if we've got all the blame or not, but we do have quite a lot of the blame for destroying the ecology on Earth. There are very few places on the surface we've not been, built anything, or used as garbage storage yet... We've created deserts, still chop down about a soccer field of rain forest every second, and make the big cities almost impossible to live in because of all the pollution. We eat, hunt, kill, "be-pet" (read: destroy self), or destroy homes to most of the animals on Earth. Monkeys wouldn't need shelters if it wasn't for us. Dog DNA wouldn't be ruined if not for us (can you imagine a chihuaua managing to live on its own, hunt its own food? No? Me neither).

Whether or not we're doing all... who can tell? But we're doing a huge part of it. The little things we think we're doing to "save" the Earth isn't helping much. If the eco system is doing the changes on its own, maybe Earth is trying to "get rid of the infection". We're like a plague, honestly. And even that one didn't manage to get rid of us. Wiped out half of Europe, but we survived in the end. Ice age, extreme weather, tsunamis, super-bacterias... we survive anything. We would probably survive the downfall of the Earth (as long as it happens some years into the future, when we've already started inhabiting destroying the Moon or Mars or some other planet).

Maybe we're an "alien invasion" that came to Earth millions of years ago on a comet (that's one theory on how life came to Earth, anyway), "blended in" with the rest of the eco system, evolved to what we became, and now think ourselves the native masters of the world?

Something to think about...

Hmm... maybe I've watched too much Doctor Who lately...  :-\


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: fatedicewolf on December 08, 2010, 06:12:13 am
ROFL, Raven!

Propellants and assorted chemicals which destroy the ozone layer is a common accepted theory however, more recent studies have shown that simple things like livestock's feces containing methane or less grass (which releases more oxygen than trees) could also be the root cause of problems with the ozone layer.

That's the problem with science, though. As time goes on, most of what the general public knows is theories passed off by politicians and their respective followers as facts.

I wish we knew what exactly caused it though :(


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: Paden on December 08, 2010, 11:14:38 am
While I may not be a scientist and am in fact, one of the ignorant masses, I DO know that we've damaged this earth and screwed it up almost beyond repair. So pbbbbbbt!


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: Jenna on December 08, 2010, 02:02:12 pm
Doesn't matter anyways; the zombie apocalypse is just around the corner. Hope you've all been stocking up on supplies and weapons!


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: fatedicewolf on December 08, 2010, 02:30:47 pm
Doesn't matter anyways; the zombie apocalypse is just around the corner. Hope you've all been stocking up on supplies and weapons!

*zombies surround* Ummm, can I borrow some...?


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: Theraven on December 08, 2010, 05:24:59 pm
I've got antibac wipes, lots of washing powder, plenty of soap (as far as I know, zombies don't like bubble baths), and I think there might be some TNT and a used chainsaw in the shed. Does that help?


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: Nonni on December 08, 2010, 09:55:49 pm
To the victors go the spoiled (paraphrasing).

Makes you wonder if anyone will want what is left?


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: Glamily on December 08, 2010, 09:56:45 pm
I've got my father's gas, my brothers bad breath, a large supply of sharp knives and loads of chemicals that burn?
Is that helpful?


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: fatedicewolf on December 08, 2010, 11:10:30 pm
*hides in raven's shelter* Makes you wonder how we got here... Lol :)


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: caffeinated.joy on December 08, 2010, 11:29:53 pm
I have lots of sharp, bladed weapons useful for such handy things as removing any number of zombie's heads from their shoulders. I can also get my hands on a substantial supply of MRE's from my brother-in-law. One of my neighbors is an engineer and he'll come in handy. He also brings his own tools *drags in neighbor*


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: Glamily on December 08, 2010, 11:46:31 pm
Does anyone have any fake zombies? We can use them to lure the real ones away I guess..


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: Zooey on December 09, 2010, 02:35:21 am
As a matter of fact, there's a zombie girl in my class. Anyone wants her? 'Cause we certainly don't  ;D


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: Paden on December 09, 2010, 12:09:45 pm
We have plenty of zombies on this very site because some idiots keep dragging dead threads back to life because they don't check the last date posted in. As it said in the news box, "HALLOWEEN IS OVER, STOP PLAYING WITH THE DAMN ZOMBIES!!!"


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: Jenna on December 09, 2010, 12:51:58 pm
*slips some Prozac into the furball's water dish*

Would you quit that yelling, woman?! You'll bring the horde down on us! Now, go play with your catnip or something or I'm gonna chuck you out the door as a distraction while I slip away to safety.


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: fatedicewolf on December 09, 2010, 03:48:26 pm
We have plenty of zombies on this very site because some idiots keep dragging dead threads back to life because they don't check the last date posted in. As it said in the news box, "HALLOWEEN IS OVER, STOP PLAYING WITH THE DAMN ZOMBIES!!!"

Haha, too true. Most people, especially new members, just don't think about it :)


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: Jenna on December 09, 2010, 04:14:00 pm
Considering you're told in big, bright red letters you're committing necromancy most foul, I think they enjoy trying to get the Staff eaten by zombies.

...those new people -- they're all evil. Evil, evil...EVIL! *nods*


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: Glamily on December 10, 2010, 12:50:04 am
No Jenna, thats just you.


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: Paden on December 10, 2010, 08:10:24 am
Jenna, with these claws, I can slice through a zombie and get outta there in no time. You do not want to put me out the door or you lose a weapon that's to your advantage.


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: Theraven on December 10, 2010, 09:45:30 am
*sprays ketchup onto necromancers and feeds them to the zombies*
There! That should keep both of them away for a while.

*gives claw sharpener to Paden*
You're probably gonna need it, with all the zombies we've had lately...

*dumps truckload of coffee on Joy's lawn (her favourite brand, of course)*
Well - someone has to do the night watches ;)

*oils Jenna's chainsaws, and hands them back veeeeery carefully*
They're sharper and faster than usual, so be a bit careful around the non-zombiefied de-lurkers, will you?

*digs out some TNT and another chainsaw form the shed*
That ought to do it. I'm ready!


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: Nonni on December 10, 2010, 04:17:34 pm
I try really hard to respect staff's wishes and I think I am about to ask a really dumb question about zombies. Why is resurrecting old threads bad *gasps*? Does it have something to do with space on site or money?

Truthfully, necromancy has brought stuff to my attention that I was glad to find.


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: caffeinated.joy on December 10, 2010, 04:25:44 pm
Because, when all is said and done, quality is better than quantity. At times someone will register and spam a thousand threads with nothing of value just to get their post count up. This can end up overshadowing a very relevant thread deserving attention (and which won't get it because post happy necromancer has risen the dead twenty times.



Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: Nonni on December 10, 2010, 04:33:17 pm
Quote
This can end up overshadowing a very relevant thread deserving attention
Aaaahh, I see - very good reason. Thanks for not hacking me up with an axe. LOL


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: miros1 on December 10, 2010, 05:00:27 pm
Nah, the axe is for certified rotting zombies.

I think I'm in trouble, all I have are kitchen knives!


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: fatedicewolf on December 10, 2010, 07:20:15 pm
Haha, I remember whenever I first joined Insimenator and saw a warning from Joy, I was too scared to post lol.


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: Nonni on December 10, 2010, 07:27:54 pm
Haha, I remember whenever I first joined Insimenator and saw a warning from Joy, I was too scared to post lol.

Yeah, me too. hahahahaha!


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: caffeinated.joy on December 10, 2010, 08:12:57 pm
Scared of me? Ah, I'm a softy. Keep me in enough coffee to prevent caffeine withdrawals and everyone's fine. ;)


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: Paden on December 10, 2010, 08:26:12 pm
Yep, she's the sweet one of the admins. The other two, you could take your chances but... *walks away with an innocent air about her*


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: fatedicewolf on December 10, 2010, 08:59:35 pm
Lol we know that now. I personally like all four of you - Jenna, Raven, Joy, and Paden. Getting to know all of you has been a blast! None of you are troll-overlords like some may have thought but not me *whistles nervously*

Just kidding, guys. Y'all are incredibly nice!


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: Theraven on December 10, 2010, 09:26:16 pm
Aww, thanks, fatedicewolf  :D

Of all the big forums I like Insim best. Mostly nice people (If you look away from the annoying necromancers, extreme brats and spammers), nice admin and (other) mods, and people can take a joke with going through the roof in fury.

And you can stop reading here if you don't feel like reading a(nother) little rant about ESL, English, bratty posters (and the like)...

I also like that Insim takes ESL more seriously than several other places (I think EFL might be a better description - English as a foreign language). I've been to many forums where you're almost excluded if you can't write or understand the language (spanish and chinese, for instance). On those I just grab whatever CC I came there for, and forget about the site. They're a pain in the you-know-where to navigate, because no one bothers with a quick and simple explanation in English - and I've got more than enough troubles with translators not being able to translate Chinese or Korean into something I can decipher... Even on some sites in English most of the members write so poorly it's almost impossible to understand anything. There's a reason we're learning English as a foreign/second language. It's so we're supposed to be able to communicate. If everyone decides to give a c*ap about grammar and spelling - then what's the point of English lessons?

The past few years I've had a goal to become better in English, so I'm writing my stories and reading books almost exclusively in English, learning new words and a lot of grammar as I go, even getting better verbally. But even with only school English, I was able to make myself understood. Despite nearly everything being in English now, and despite the fact that it's one of the most widespread languages around the world, it's a shame people are almost dependent on (bad) translators and still have more grammar mistakes than a kid just started English lessons. That even goes for some English speaking people. Laziness is a big part of it, I guess. Capital letters, understandable grammar, and looking through the text just once before you hit thte post button seems to be extemely hard for certain people. I'm not at all flawless, and often do several typos or grammatical mistakes - but if I don't notice it after reading through a post once or twice, then it's most likely not much visible anyway. Mostly it's simple ignorance, easy mistakes, usually from not having learned a particular grammar "rule" for a certain word. Like lose-loose. I went through all the LFB chapters when someone pointed it out. I like to have things in order (even if my room and my desktop tells a whole other story).

I just wish more people could be considerate, and realize that other people are supposed to read what they scribble down. Lack of punctuation and capital letters isn't only bothersome for a dyslectic. I'm a quick reader, maybe too quick sometimes. Some posts are so badly written they make me have to slow down so much I have to read the text word for word, even letter for letter sometimes - if it's even possible to decipher it at all. By ignoring grammar, they're only making it harder for themselves. If people can't understand what is written, then it'll take a round or two of of “twenty questions” to figure out what the question really is. By that time several days might have passed, instead of maybe getting the answer less than an hour after posting the question.

People who thinks grammar is unimportant are ignorant, stupid brats. Just look at the quote below. A comma placed correctly could save a man's life...

Quote
I have often heard the warning that 'a comma can kill man' substantiated by a tale that a judge wanted to set a man free and pronounced 'hang him not, let him leave" which was wrongly written down as 'hang him, not let him leave", leading to the man's execution.

The next time I see anyone here who thinks they're above the rules, I might place the comma where they hoped it would not end up... “Ban it not leave it be”


My little not-so-secret trick on how to get along nicely with people on a forum is to get a feeling of the forum before I start posting. Lurking around a bit, reading up on rules and such, and see how the general "population" behaves and talks. And of course using some common sense and basic logic. Then I de-lurk safe and slowly, and write with OK grammar and try to avoud typos so that people can understand me. Less getting in troubles then ;)

Me think my head is a bit random today... Might have something to do with the fact that it's 3.30 am...  :-\


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: caffeinated.joy on December 10, 2010, 10:19:12 pm
Thank you, fatedicewolf!

Theraven, I've said this to you before and it bears saying again; if you had never told me English wasn't your first language, I would never have known. You have far better written English than many who have grown up speaking and writing the language.

To be honest, I commend anyone who takes on the task of tackling the English language, considering how confusing it can be for even those of us who have it as a first language. We've taken almost every language in the world, picked and chosen what we want from them and mashed them together to make English. When you add to it the words spelled the same, yet pronounced differently and have different meanings (tear, pronounced tare, meaning to divide or rip with violence - and tear, pronounced teer, referring the liquid coming from your eyes when you cry) or, even better, words spelled differently, pronounced the same but with different meanings (pare, as in to peel something, pear, the fruit and pair, two of anything), I know it can get confusing.

My favorite words people (even English speakers) mix up is bare and bear. You bare your soul, or you can be bare naked. You bear a heavy weight. Yet, quite often, people will mistakenly write, "bare with me". I always have to resist the urge to respond (cheekily), "Sorry, I don't know you well enough to do that."


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: Nonni on December 10, 2010, 11:18:11 pm
I am glad I asked about zombies and started this little discussion. I think we should do a group hug. *ducks and runs*


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: soulofthesea on December 10, 2010, 11:59:59 pm
Totally agreed, raven. Another thing you could add to the list is when people use leet speak on a forum with ESL. I mean, it's hard enough for a non-English speaker to understand the language itself, but w43n u TyP3 l1K3 tHi5, it makes it even more difficult for the non-English speaker to understand the language. Hell, English is my native language, and even I have a hard time understanding what people mean when they use leet speak on a forum! You can use leet speak when you text, only if your friends understand what you're saying, but a lot of us don't. Personally, when someone types or texts like that, in "an effort to be cute and/or sexy", I don't find it cute or sexy at all. When I see something like that, all I see is an ignorant person with poor grammar skills trying to make a difficult language even more difficult. It's like my friend Keith always says, "Good grammar is sexy, and makes you look like you have some thought behind your words."


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: Zooey on December 11, 2010, 03:04:12 am
Lol we know that now. I personally like all four of you - Jenna, Raven, Joy, and Paden. Getting to know all of you has been a blast! None of you are troll-overlords like some may have thought but not me *whistles nervously*

Just kidding, guys. Y'all are incredibly nice!

Totally agree. Best site staff I've ever met  ;D


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: Glamily on December 11, 2010, 05:48:28 am
Wait wait.. What's leet speak? I never understood that.

Totally agree. Best site staff I've ever met  ;D
Thirded! You all are very lovely. And not just the staff too. Everybody is.


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: fatedicewolf on December 11, 2010, 10:06:21 am
*ropes Nonni back in* Oh, no, you suggested it so you will do it lol ;)

Raven, I totally agree with Joy! Had you not said English wasn't your first language, I totally wouldn't have known. Seriously, you're terrific at it! Your diction and rhetoric exceeds so many ;)


My favorite words people (even English speakers) mix up is bare and bear. You bare your soul, or you can be bare naked. You bear a heavy weight. Yet, quite often, people will mistakenly write, "bare with me". I always have to resist the urge to respond (cheekily), "Sorry, I don't know you well enough to do that."

Okay, totally guilty of that one lol.


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: soulofthesea on December 11, 2010, 10:26:55 am
Wait wait.. What's leet speak? I never understood that.

You that phrase in my previous post that I put in italics, bold letters, and underlined? That's an example of leet speak. Or, as they prefer to type it, l33t sp3@k.

OK, admins, I'll stop with it now. ;)


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: fatedicewolf on December 11, 2010, 11:03:01 am
Lol I never knew what leet speak was before now. Weird lol


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: Paden on December 11, 2010, 11:49:43 am
It's funny to be called "good staff" and "nice", when the majority of flouncers call me everything but dead. You'd not believe some of the PMs I get, calling me every name in the book and speculating on everything from my sex life to whether or not I get beaten on a daily basis to calling me a racist bi***.

I like it when people are able to communicate freely and easily, which is why I can be such a stickler for proper posting habits. If you make someone call in code breakers from World War II in order to decipher what you have written, then there is something wrong with what you're doing and ya gotta knock it off before someone decides to bounce you around like a basketball...

Seriously, though, a forum like this happens to be where people get together to exchange information, ask questions and air new ideas. If someone posts in a manner that makes understanding what is being communicated too difficult to do, then they need to be brutally beaten with an Asian carp until the lesson sinks through their heads.

Some folks find it easier (for them!!) to use text speak or leet, not realizing that their laziness is causing other people headaches and aggravations. My take on it? If you can't be asked to post your ideas in clear and concise manner, don't post at all. And don't get all snippy and snarky if the staff call you on it. Because we will.


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: Zooey on December 11, 2010, 01:43:48 pm
OK, I know what leet speak is, but what is text speak? :confused:


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: fatedicewolf on December 11, 2010, 01:50:17 pm
OK, I know what leet speak is, but what is text speak? :confused:

I think "text speak" is stuff like 'lol' or 'btw' for 'by the way.'

It's funny to be called "good staff" and "nice", when the majority of flouncers call me everything but dead. You'd not believe some of the PMs I get, calling me every name in the book and speculating on everything from my sex life to whether or not I get beaten on a daily basis to calling me a racist bi***.

Are you serious??? That's so mean and petty!!!  :mad:

Poor Paden :( Don't worry, I don't think that about you :)


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: Nonni on December 11, 2010, 02:05:50 pm
Yeah, I have seen your soft under-belly, Paden, but you had me quaking in my boots for a long time. I am not being derogatory, I think anyone who has paid any attention knows that the staff here is caring and wants to promote a site beneficial to the majority.

OK, fatedicewolf, here it is:  2hug


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: fatedicewolf on December 11, 2010, 02:19:06 pm
Lol, Nonni :)

I agree with Nonni. At first glance, you guys may appear scary but after a little socializing with y'all, anyone can see how nice and helpful the staff is.


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: Zooey on December 11, 2010, 02:41:28 pm
God, people who send those kinds of PMs are completely deranged!!!


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: caffeinated.joy on December 11, 2010, 03:22:01 pm
At least here, you can rest easy knowing you'll be told what you're doing wrong, get an explanation why it's wrong and then get the benefit of the doubt you'll take it to heart and try not to repeat the same mistake, instead of immediately being released to the beasts in the pit to get torn apart. (We won't mention any names of other places guilty of shooting first and asking question later LOL)

If someone can't be bothered to take the time and make sure their request for help is legible, clear and understandable, what makes them think someone is going to be willing to take the time to help them? Honestly, I can't help but be amused when I point out our site's rules and get accused of being a racist, discriminatory against people with disabilities or whatever reason people try to attribute to getting a slap on the wrist, instead of just admitting they made a mistake and agreeing to move on. Like I often say, psycho and psychic sound the same, but guess which one I'm not? ;) I can't read your post and immediately know you're in wheel chair or what the colour of your skin is. Believe me I've gotten some pretty outrageous excuses for bad behavior.


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: fatedicewolf on December 11, 2010, 03:53:10 pm
I know how you guys feel in a way. I once had some psychopath unique individual on my website, claiming the way I typed was snobby whenever I asked if they could clarify what they were requesting.

People cannot ask for help assuming that people know what they're talking about based one word or phrase.


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: caffeinated.joy on December 11, 2010, 03:57:06 pm
LOL You type snobby? Do you hold your pinky fingers straight out when you type, or something? ;)


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: fatedicewolf on December 11, 2010, 03:58:33 pm
LOL You type snobby? Do you hold your pinky fingers straight out when you type, or something? ;)

LOL!!! That literally made me choke on my pizza, haha!


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: Jenna on December 11, 2010, 05:38:15 pm
*adjusts her monocle while feigning an air of self-importance*

Why, I never!

*faints*


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: caffeinated.joy on December 11, 2010, 06:00:58 pm
Anyone have some smelling salts? Oh wait. I have something better.

*waves JD under Jenna's nose*


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: Glamily on December 11, 2010, 10:12:17 pm
My dog got a hair cut today.. He looks like a little rat XD

Is it really that odd that I don't like xmas very much? I mean, I celebrate it because of the family thing.
But if I lived alone I wouldn't bother with a tree or anything..


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: fatedicewolf on December 11, 2010, 10:44:13 pm
My dog got a hair cut today.. He looks like a little rat XD

Is it really that odd that I don't like xmas very much? I mean, I celebrate it because of the family thing.
But if I lived alone I wouldn't bother with a tree or anything..

Eh, Glamily, I think you're like me... Why bother with the effort? Just get it over with lol


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: Glamily on December 11, 2010, 11:45:06 pm
:P I mean, I love spending time with family, and watching them get gifts and be happy..
But I just don't get into holidays very much anymore.


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: fatedicewolf on December 12, 2010, 12:15:32 am
Me neither. I guess we all catch a little bit of that seasonal sadness or indifference at some points in our life.


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: Zooey on December 12, 2010, 03:48:38 am
My dog got a hair cut today.. He looks like a little rat XD

Mine's like a giant rat after I get him from the hairdresser. And he slaps me with his thin tail, it hurts, dammit!


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: Glamily on December 12, 2010, 05:08:48 am
XD Its really hot here at the moment so mum clippered his hair really short.
And my dog hardly has a tail.. we think that when he was little one of his siblings bite it off. He was the runt..


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: Paden on December 12, 2010, 11:39:10 am
I haven't put up a tree in years, so don't feel bad. It's a matter of safety because my son (and cats) don't realize that those shiny baubles can actually hurt you and the pieces of the tree will hurt you if used wrongly. That, and since my mom passed away when I was a little kid, Christmas just hurts. It was her holiday and she made it shine for us all. When she died, much of the light in my dad's eyes went away and never came back. It really hit me hardest out of all of the kids of the family because it wasn't even two months after Christmas that she died and it was (and still is) the best one that I can remember ever having.

The anger issues were gone, she and Dad were in marriage counseling for her problems and her hitting had stopped. She was a mom that was loving and caring, not the scary person she had been before. I didn't get to enjoy that mom much, so yah, the holidays are pretty much just another group of days. My son doesn't understand them, which he might once he's further along with his therapy, so we don't even bother with the whole Santa Claus lie. I did that with my daughter and she was crushed when she found out that it wasn't real. Not doing that to another kid so long as I live...

Sorry bout the bah humbug, I'll be better once I have some coffee and the blizzard warning ends. *hug*


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: Zooey on December 12, 2010, 12:04:38 pm
I personally celebrate Christmas every year, as I absolutely love everything about it: the parties, the food, the decorations, the gifts, the atmosphere. But I don't blame people who don't  :rolleyes:


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: Theraven on December 12, 2010, 12:14:56 pm
I've had several different versions of the same Christmas celebration lately.

One version together with both my mom's sister's families. We (usually) eat at different places and come together for gift opening. Takes ages (at Christmas Eve, one by one gift), and we've usually sat until far past midnight. Too many grandchildren in her oldest sister's family now, so we would probably need an entire room for the gifts and go on until at least the 26th before opening them...

One version with my family and my aunt's (mom's youngest sister) family (and Gran, when she lived), all of us eating together. Less gifts, but still takes a while. Our tree was either the real deal, or a simple, tiny plastic tree that stood on a table with a mountain of gifts in front. Looked hilarious  ;D

One version with only me, mom, my bro and his family, eating together and them staying long enough to open their own gifts. That's most likely what we'll do this year.

A few years back, I even did a few extra "Christmas Eve" with some of my friends (after or before the actual Christmas Eve). Snacks, gift opening and even with my shabby plastic tree dressed up in its finest.

Christmas isn't quite the same after Gran died. She was always the one who gathered us all together and kept up the friendly tone between her three girls. I always baked gingerbreads together with her, which was one of the things I liked best about Christmas. Baking isn't quite the same with ready-made cookies from the store or already baked ones. It's the  

I can't even remember if my parents ever tried to trick us with Santa. I think they tried once when we were toddlers, but I can't remember if it worked. We've made gifts from "santa" several times, to trick family members, but apart from othat, I've always known who gave us the presents, none ever from the "real" Santa.  


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: Nonni on December 12, 2010, 08:25:43 pm
In my heart I still feel joy at Christmas.

Don't do much anymore, I would if I had health and strength.

But my heart is happy in the season.


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: fatedicewolf on December 12, 2010, 08:30:41 pm
Even though there's less money this year cause my dad and I are the ones supporting our large family, everyone's still excited to know what they got for Christmas.

Opening gifts is personally not my thing, but the thought of seeing the look on someone's face from a gift, no matter how small, I gave them is worth it ;)


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: DaSpecial1 on December 12, 2010, 10:55:46 pm
I love the season. My kids are truly happy no matter what & we have been through some rough times.  I've found that my sadness at times was wishing I could do more (illness & other obstacles prevailing) then had my kids react on Christmas morning to very little as if they had the world.

It's taught me a few lessons in living the message I taught about being happy no matter what. Now it only hurts not being able to share it with my Mom and Dad, but the joy & warmth is something I feel even when times are hard.

Anyone up for Christmas Spam? 1tehe


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: fatedicewolf on December 13, 2010, 12:09:26 am
That's beautiful, DaSpecial.

Your kids are very lucky to have you ;)


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: Zooey on December 13, 2010, 02:28:45 am
Agree, your name really suits you  ;D

And yeah, I'm up for X-Mas spam anytime  :D


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: fatedicewolf on December 13, 2010, 08:08:39 pm
I did most of my gift shopping online this year only to find out my parents' gifts are on back-order. Eh, anything that can go wrong, will go wrong...


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: Glamily on December 13, 2010, 09:13:23 pm
I got all my christmas gifts done for only $15.40. XD I had a budget of $20, and they aren't much, but they're personalised gifts that everyone will hopefully love.


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: caffeinated.joy on December 13, 2010, 09:41:38 pm
I'm making everything this year using supplies I have on hand. So far, the only thing I've had to buy is a ball of crochet cotton, bringing my grand total spent on gifts up to a whopping $6 CAD. Everyone is getting art or something hand crafted.



Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: Paden on December 14, 2010, 02:07:11 am
For my son, we got clothing, a toy and a DVD. For my daughter, we got a pendant. Everyone else will have to settle for raisin bread or cinnamon rolls fresh my kitchen. Or sugar cookies. 'Tis the season to say screw the diet and have some calories, and all that good stuff.


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: Zooey on December 14, 2010, 02:27:36 am
Hey! It's snowing here! Finally!  ;D


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: caffeinated.joy on December 14, 2010, 02:54:34 am
I always prefer something handmade to something bought and, for that matter, so does (most of) my family. It's not the amount of money you shell out that matters, but the thought and effort you put into it. :) I have a friend who makes shortbread every year and you know that a dozen cookies are going to be part of the gift she gives you. It's a delicious present. LOL.


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: DaSpecial1 on December 14, 2010, 04:07:56 am
Yum cookies! *smacks lips* I love handcrafted gifts, especially edible ones.  I went shopping and found the cutest romper/onesie for the baby this evening.  It says:  "all my mommy wants for Christmas is a silent night"  1titter.  I'm gearing up for a Christmas nap already.


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: caffeinated.joy on December 19, 2010, 04:06:10 pm
It's been awfully quiet in this thread for a few days so I thought I'd come in and give you a dose of the cuteness.

(http://i53.photobucket.com/albums/g54/caffeinatedjoy/Miscellaneous/55720_460.gif)


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: Glamily on December 19, 2010, 04:31:45 pm
Oh thats so adorable!


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: DaSpecial1 on December 19, 2010, 05:05:54 pm
That is so sweet I just got a toothache :D.


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: caffeinated.joy on December 19, 2010, 05:22:21 pm
Hee hee. I am not responsible for any dentist's bills that may happen as a result of watching the chinchilla gif.


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: Jenna on December 19, 2010, 05:59:03 pm
*eats the chinchilla, belches, and wanders off*


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: DaSpecial1 on December 19, 2010, 07:21:40 pm
Naughty Jenna, now you must eat it's spam counterpart:

(http://i395.photobucket.com/albums/pp31/DaSpecial1_2008/SpamCarved.jpg)

1titter



Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: Glamily on December 19, 2010, 10:12:15 pm
Looks like chicken.. but its SPAAAAAAAAAAAM


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: Jenna on December 19, 2010, 10:16:50 pm
*forces DaSi to eat the Spam instead*

I'm still full from the chinchilla. *nods*


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: fatedicewolf on December 20, 2010, 06:30:20 pm
  2wtf

That is disturbing...


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: DaSpecial1 on December 20, 2010, 09:28:15 pm
 3yay<--me *is happily protected from spam feedings in her invisible shield*

Offers Jenna hairball gel 'cause that chinchilla looked awfully furry >:D 1titter.    By the way, anyone having Spam for Christmas?


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: fatedicewolf on December 20, 2010, 11:32:57 pm
3yay<--me *is happily protected from spam feedings in her invisible shield*

Offers Jenna hairball gel 'cause that chinchilla looked awfully furry >:D 1titter.    By the way, anyone having Spam for Christmas?

No Spam for me, thank you lol. I kinda keep to my weird family's traditions like the 'no eating the day before Thanksgiving' and the 'toast on Christmas day only.' So, in other words, I think these traditions were set up to starve everyone! Lol, what are some of everyone's traditions for Christmas?


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: Nonni on December 21, 2010, 07:34:20 am
  2wtf

That is disturbing...

*swallows convulsively*


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: Zooey on December 21, 2010, 09:33:29 am
  2wtf

That is disturbing...

*pukes*


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: Paden on December 21, 2010, 02:10:29 pm
You're cleaning that up, you know.


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: Zooey on December 21, 2010, 02:51:45 pm
*picks up mop and starts cleaning*
This is gonna take a while.


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: DaSpecial1 on December 21, 2010, 02:55:08 pm
I've heard spam is full of unknown squished goodness, haven't you?  Hmm I wonder if there is a recipe for Spam cookies....


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: Paden on December 21, 2010, 04:37:07 pm
Dunno about SPAM, but my husband has one that calls for bacon grease. Sounds disgusting but are incredibly and surprisingly tasty.


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: caffeinated.joy on December 21, 2010, 04:47:29 pm
It makes sense to me. *nods* I don't know if anyone else outside of Canada can get maple bacon, but it's yummy. Bacon and sweet go well together.


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: Jenna on December 21, 2010, 04:52:06 pm
You can get here in the states too, though I've never tried it. Or anything related to bacon and sweets. I get nauseous just thinking about bacon most times, even though I can never get enough of it. Hah.


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: miros1 on December 21, 2010, 09:28:54 pm
The easiest way to make bacon is in the oven.  Check the foodnetwork website for a recipe!


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: caffeinated.joy on December 21, 2010, 10:47:49 pm
The woman who'll scarf down a chinchilla gets nauseous at the thought of bacon?


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: Jenna on December 21, 2010, 11:46:28 pm
I once encountered an incredibly fat woman eating bacon grease out of a coffee can. Reached her hand right into it, scooped out a large glob, and stuffed it in her mouth. Judging from the smell, I'm pretty sure it was rancid too.

...so yeah. I get nauseous at the thought of it these days.


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: caffeinated.joy on December 21, 2010, 11:56:46 pm
Ick. Yeah, I can understand. My cousin (via marriage), used to slather bacon grease on toast like it was butter.


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: fatedicewolf on December 22, 2010, 12:57:34 am
I once encountered an incredibly fat woman eating bacon grease out of a coffee can. Reached her hand right into it, scooped out a large glob, and stuffed it in her mouth. Judging from the smell, I'm pretty sure it was rancid too.

...so yeah. I get nauseous at the thought of it these days.

Ick. Yeah, I can understand. My cousin (via marriage), used to slather bacon grease on toast like it was butter.

That's just... Wow, disturbing...


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: Zooey on December 22, 2010, 03:47:29 am
I once encountered an incredibly fat woman eating bacon grease out of a coffee can. Reached her hand right into it, scooped out a large glob, and stuffed it in her mouth. Judging from the smell, I'm pretty sure it was rancid too.

...so yeah. I get nauseous at the thought of it these days.

Ick. Yeah, I can understand. My cousin (via marriage), used to slather bacon grease on toast like it was butter.

That's just... Wow, disturbing...

Indeed.


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: DaSpecial1 on December 22, 2010, 04:06:41 am
I once encountered an incredibly fat woman eating bacon grease out of a coffee can. Reached her hand right into it, scooped out a large glob, and stuffed it in her mouth. Judging from the smell, I'm pretty sure it was rancid too.

...so yeah. I get nauseous at the thought of it these days.

Well that is the grossest visual I've had in a while.


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: jamesabrown1 on December 22, 2010, 06:29:11 am
Just shows to go ya, you can eat just about anything if you're hungry enough. I mean - you take okra - - please!


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: HylianWolf on December 22, 2010, 06:54:24 am
Speaking of bacon grease, I was watching family guy, the episode when Chris has a (insert bad-describing word here) big pimple. The pimple told him to slather bacon grease onto his face to make more "friends".


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: DaSpecial1 on December 22, 2010, 06:34:24 pm
Just shows to go ya, you can eat just about anything if you're hungry enough. I mean - you take okra - - please!
*nods*

As a general rule I don't like any food that spits back at me. 1eyebrow


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: Paden on December 22, 2010, 06:57:32 pm
You must not fry any eggs, eat many oranges or spear all that many juice boxes with those stupid straws, then... And let's not even go there on the grapefruit, please!


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: Glamily on December 22, 2010, 08:17:26 pm
I hate being sick :( Darn hayfever.


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: Paden on January 01, 2011, 03:47:07 pm
Happy SPAM Year!


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: Glamily on January 01, 2011, 09:22:57 pm
Happy New Year all! XD
I went shopping after xmas and I got myself a torch that looks just like the 10th Doctor's sonic screwdriver. And a pen with a floating tardis in it and a key ring with some Daleks on it.
Happy Birthday to meee. Happy Birthday to meee. I'm 5 days early, but thats alright with me.


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: Zooey on January 02, 2011, 05:47:42 am
In MD it's still New Year celebration, so happy new year again!


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: Nonni on January 14, 2011, 02:09:15 pm
Just shows to go ya, you can eat just about anything if you're hungry enough. I mean - you take okra - - please!

I am not taking okra in any shape, form, fashioned, boiled, fried or baked. My mother and grandmother put it in or on top of everything. Gag!


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: DaSpecial1 on January 14, 2011, 02:51:51 pm
Just shows to go ya, you can eat just about anything if you're hungry enough. I mean - you take okra - - please!

I am not taking okra in any shape, form, fashioned, boiled, fried or baked. My mother and grandmother put it in or on top of everything. Gag!

Oh you poor dear. Okra and asparagus were the two slimy vegetable terrors of my youth.  I swear I heard the psycho shower theme music when they were headed for our dinner table. On the not slimy side--brussel sprouts, yeech!


Quote from: Paden link=topic=107079.msg1607967#msg1607967date=1293062252
You must not fry any eggs, eat many oranges or spear all that many juice boxes with those stupid straws, then... And let's not even go there on the grapefruit, please!

I was thinking more on the icky-slimy side more than the shooty-squirty side.1tehe


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: Paden on January 17, 2011, 07:10:35 pm
*snerks* I don't mind asparagus if it's steamed, it loses the nasty that way. If you boil it, I won't touch it. Little butter on it and yeah, it's all good. Funny thing is, now that I'm older, I actually like canned spinach.


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: caffeinated.joy on January 17, 2011, 08:41:47 pm
I love asparagus. Steamed, sauteed, grilled ... yum. I also love spinach as well as brussel sprouts. In fact, the only veggie I'm not fussy for are green beans, simply because my dad went nuts planting them one year and we had beans will supper every day for almost a year.

Oh, and onions. Not that I don't like them, I just can't have them, because I am allergic (as are two of my three sisters).


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: soulofthesea on January 17, 2011, 11:23:09 pm
For some odd reason, I always liked spinach, canned or fresh. Yeah, I wasn't really like other kids growing up, who wouldn't even touch the stuff. :P


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: Zooey on January 18, 2011, 02:36:31 am
I hate spinach. And when I say hate I really, really mean it. Only the smell of it makes me puke!


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: Nonni on January 18, 2011, 06:16:31 am
Quote
Oh you poor dear. Okra and asparagus were the two slimy vegetable terrors of my youth.  I swear I heard the psycho shower theme music  when they were headed for our dinner table.

You nailed it, my dear!!


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: Dec12741 on January 18, 2011, 09:52:50 am
now back to our Program
                               Spam(deep fried) :cool:


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: DaSpecial1 on January 18, 2011, 11:52:11 am
*Looks away from yucky* spam :p.

I hate spinach. And when I say hate I really, really mean it. Only the smell of it makes me puke!

I love spinach, it's an absolute favorite! Popeye the Sailor man probably contributed to that emotion 1titter.  On a side note, while this recent pregnancy had me nauseous every minute, one thing I craved was asparagus soup.  Don't know how that happened, I'd never had that kind of soup nor would ever go near asparagus before that. Imagine my surprise at it being one of the rare few things I could keep down. Ah the ironic joys of pregnancy.


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: Zooey on January 18, 2011, 12:31:36 pm
*Looks away from yucky* spam :p.
I love spinach, it's an absolute favorite! Popeye the Sailor man probably contributed to that emotion 1titter.  On a side note, while this recent pregnancy had me nauseous every minute, one thing I craved was asparagus soup.  Don't know how that happened, I'd never had that kind of soup nor would ever go near asparagus before that. Imagine my surprise at it being one of the rare few things I could keep down. Ah the ironic joys of pregnancy.

Sounds like God clicked on the asparagus soup plate, but then he canceled it and you remained with the thought bubble over your head.  ;D


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: Paden on January 18, 2011, 12:32:15 pm
I was the same way with saurkraut soup, even though I'm not supposed to touch things like cabbage, brussle sprouts, broccoli and stuff in that same family. Something to do with it messing up thyroid hormone production and making it slow down even worse, but MAN! Always soothed the nausea, then I just started eating it out of the can, the 'kraut, I mean.


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: caffeinated.joy on January 19, 2011, 01:59:53 pm
*sings* I got a job! I got a job!

It took me more than a year, but I am finally employed again! Woot!


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: Paden on January 19, 2011, 02:17:52 pm
Congrats! I'm surprised, with the way the job markets are in the US and Canada, that you didn't put this into the Important Life Events thread! :D :D


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: Zooey on January 19, 2011, 03:30:13 pm
Congratulations, Joy  ;D


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: caffeinated.joy on January 19, 2011, 03:33:35 pm
Congrats! I'm surprised, with the way the job markets are in the US and Canada, that you didn't put this into the Important Life Events thread! :D :D

ROTFL. I didn't even think of that! My brain is going all over the place right now, to be honest. I'd go do that, but it might be spammy of me. ;) 

Thanks for the congrats.


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: Jenna on January 19, 2011, 04:38:08 pm
Woo! Congrats, Joy. 'bout damn time, isn't it? :D

...and now that you'll have money coming in again, the Spam thread could use some new carpeting...and maybe a new entertainment center. *nods*


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: DaSpecial1 on January 19, 2011, 05:21:06 pm
And some Champagne? The good stuff ya know cause we're worth it  ;D. Congrats Joy I'm so happy for you.


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: Jenna on January 19, 2011, 06:16:33 pm
To hell with champagne -- bring on the JD!


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: Zooey on January 20, 2011, 02:46:54 am
To hell with champagne -- bring on the JD!

Agreed!


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: Dec12741 on January 20, 2011, 10:09:48 am
brings out the Champagne and gives Jenna 5 bottles JD 1rock


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: Paden on January 20, 2011, 01:00:43 pm
I'll settle for plain old beer and barring that, some nice White Zin would be good. Or coffee. Coffee's good.


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: Glamily on January 20, 2011, 10:46:54 pm
We've got beer? XXXX Gold. Cause my dad is odd. XD
I make a good coffee supposdly.


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: caffeinated.joy on January 20, 2011, 10:57:41 pm
I'm drinking a beer right now and it tastes like victory. Signed my contract, work agreement and confidentiality agreement today. It's a done deal. I'm earning a pay cheque.


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: Max24 on January 20, 2011, 11:34:40 pm
Congratulations, Joy. 1rock


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: soulofthesea on January 20, 2011, 11:44:58 pm
This is for you, joy.

(http://i414.photobucket.com/albums/pp223/guitarnut26/Green20Eggs20and20Ham.gif)

The Unemployed Who

Do you have any jobs for this unemployed Who?
I've wandered around this town a few
I will work for money
I will work for honey
I will work for food
I will work for you
As you can see, I'm quite good at waiting tables
I will surely entertain your customers with my fables
Thank you for your time
'Twas certainly worth a dime
I now shall be on my way
But I will be gone a day
With a twist and a flip
I will be on my trip
But I would like to refrain
Thank you again


And yes, I did just make that up. Top that, Dr. Seuss! >:D


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: caffeinated.joy on January 21, 2011, 12:01:49 am
Aw, that was awesome. Thank you. Eat your heart out, Dr. Seuss. :D


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: Nonni on January 22, 2011, 08:13:26 am
Joy: (http://i622.photobucket.com/albums/tt301/debweb2222/Images/Emoticons/Congratulations/congratulations2.jpg)

Paden: I didn't know that the cabbage/broccoli family slowed down thyroid hormone production, good to know.

I found this while browsing online for Macadamia Nuts:

This in No Joke:

(http://i622.photobucket.com/albums/tt301/debweb2222/Images/Jokes/SPAM.jpg)

Quote
Spam has been a favorite in Hawaii since its introduction to the islands during World War II . Hawaii is one of the largest consumers of Spam in the nation. The blend of the iconic Spam flavor with Hamakua Macadamia Nut Company's 100% Hawaiian macadamia nuts was like a natural event that was bound to happen sooner or later. The savory, slightly salty, smoky flavor is fantastic. This flavor is a totally vegetable based and yet it has the great taste of Spam. Don't leave Hawaii with out it.

This is not to offend anyone, just had never heard of SPAM flavored Macadamia Nuts.


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: Zooey on January 22, 2011, 08:18:16 am
I love nuts!  ;D


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: DaSpecial1 on January 22, 2011, 10:16:33 pm
2laugh Heck I live there and that's a new one on me. One of the girls class trips were to the macnut farm. They gave out samples but not of that thankfully.


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: Nonni on January 23, 2011, 10:13:33 am
2laugh Heck I live there and that's a new one on me. One of the girls class trips were to the macnut farm. They gave out samples but not of that thankfully.

I confess I was agog when I saw that it was a serious item in a real online catalog. Must be a market for it, huh?


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: Glamily on January 27, 2011, 07:47:40 am
Ugh. Somebody remind me why I bother with people?
Friends are annoying and only end up hurting.
So therefore. I'm not bothering. So bye bye Facebook.. Twitter.. mobile phone.. stuff like that. XD


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: Zooey on January 27, 2011, 11:04:08 am
Ugh. Somebody remind me why I bother with people?
Friends are annoying and only end up hurting.
So therefore. I'm not bothering. So bye bye Facebook.. Twitter.. mobile phone.. stuff like that. XD

We have a saying in Moldavia / Romania : God, defend me from friends, as I can defend myself from enemies on my own.

I think it fits the situation.


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: Paden on January 28, 2011, 03:55:32 pm
Not all friends are a pain in the butt, you just have to be careful how much time and effort you invest in them before knowing if you can trust them fully and completely. Time and effort pays off in the end, m'dear.


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: Zooey on January 29, 2011, 07:37:10 am
I know, but I felt full of wisdom at that hour. ;D


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: caffeinated.joy on February 22, 2011, 12:05:53 am
I was talking to my mom on Facebook and she said something that made me happy, so I wrote "Yay! *kermit arms*". My niece popped on and asked "What are kermit arms?".

*feels old*

 


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: MissBubbles on February 22, 2011, 12:17:59 am
Apparently, whenever I call my mom, my ringtone is Poker Face by Lady Gaga..
But it's okay because that song is good.
[Long story how I found that out.]


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: Zooey on February 22, 2011, 03:17:30 am
Apparently, whenever I call my mom, my ringtone is Poker Face by Lady Gaga..
But it's okay because that song is good.
[Long story how I found that out.]

Better than my Romanian teacher's, which is "Lovegame"... Imagine how it is, in the middle of the class, to go "Let's have some fun, this beat is sick / I wanna take a ride on.." *ahem*.   :p


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: Theraven on February 22, 2011, 03:51:05 am
Apparently, whenever I call my mom, my ringtone is Poker Face by Lady Gaga..
But it's okay because that song is good.
[Long story how I found that out.]

Honestly, judging by the title, I think that would be the perfect ringtone when my mom calls (but I can't stand Lady Gaga's songs, so I'd probably go crazy on the poor phone every time it called). The tone I currently have when mom calls is "(You say it best) When you say nothing at all" with Ronan Keeting... Maybe not the perfect song, but the title is way too perfect, since in 90% of cases I know what she's calling about before I've even answered... :rolleyes:


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: MissBubbles on February 22, 2011, 01:22:29 pm
Apparently, whenever I call my mom, my ringtone is Poker Face by Lady Gaga..
But it's okay because that song is good.
[Long story how I found that out.]

Honestly, judging by the title, I think that would be the perfect ringtone when my mom calls (but I can't stand Lady Gaga's songs, so I'd probably go crazy on the poor phone every time it called). The tone I currently have when mom calls is "(You say it best) When you say nothing at all" with Ronan Keeting... Maybe not the perfect song, but the title is way too perfect, since in 90% of cases I know what she's calling about before I've even answered... :rolleyes:

I don't know how to do ringtones for different people on my blackberry. :P I did on my little flip phone, but I have no clue how on my blackberry, and I'm afraid to try. :P


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: Glamily on February 24, 2011, 07:06:57 am
Wait.. you can put different ringtones for different people?
I feel old and I'm not even out of school yet.


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: Theraven on February 24, 2011, 07:24:42 am
On some phones, yes. Accidentally figured it out myself on my new phone. I read user manuals only if I can't figure out something on my own...

Baking lemon-coconut-muffins, while pretending to work trying to work on my school assignment.


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: MissBubbles on February 24, 2011, 09:16:43 am
On some phones, yes. Accidentally figured it out myself on my new phone. I read user manuals only if I can't figure out something on my own...

Baking lemon-coconut-muffins, while pretending to work trying to work on my school assignment.
Mmmm. Sounds yummy.
I hope you do good on your assignment. :D

I'm wearing two different colored socks, and I didn't realise that til ten minutes ago. :P But it's no use changing them now.


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: Paden on February 24, 2011, 04:11:43 pm
My mother-in-law's ringtone is Dueling Banjos... If you knew the woman, you'd understand it, but put it like this: She makes Jeff Foxworthy look like a dyed-n-the-wool Yankee...


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: Glamily on March 09, 2011, 06:54:24 am
I lost internet for a week! And phone so I couldn't do school.
My friends are ranting at me cause I like Justin Bieber's music as well as Miley Cyrus's but I still hang crap on them as people.. Its only their music I like, they have good voices.


*Admin note* Keep the four letter words to a minimum and if possible, find alternatives. We are still PG-13 friendly, last I knew. Yeah, the occasional hell and damn are allowed to fly, BUT... You know the rest of the speech so I don't need to go into it. Have a good one and don't let them get you down, it ain't worth it.


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: Nonni on March 12, 2011, 05:51:21 pm
@Paden:
Quote
My mother-in-law's ringtone is Dueling Banjos... If you knew the woman, you'd understand it, but put it like this: She makes Jeff Foxworthy look like a dyed-n-the-wool Yankee...

 1giggle I told my Aussie friend, Shell, this and she didn't get it. But I LOVE it. I think it would work great in the Clean Jokes thread.

@Glamily:
Quote
Its only their music I like, they have good voices.
We often were without TV so I often heard music on my older brother's car radio. Some performers are just that, good performers, and some have talent. I remember the first time I heard "I Wanna Hold Your Hands", I told my brother, "That group will never make it." But I love a good performance and appealing appearance so once I Saw them I changed my opinion.


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: runeon on May 29, 2011, 02:29:19 am
What is a SPAM anyway?  :confused:


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: Theraven on May 29, 2011, 03:01:14 am
A type of canned meat (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Spam_(food)).
There is also E-mail (or forum) spam (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/E-mail_spam), which this topic is dedicated to (as we want little spam elsewhere).

This one is really funny -->
Monty python exploring Spam (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=anwy2MPT5RE)



Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: Katie on May 29, 2011, 02:41:30 pm
SPAM. boom-bam!

Hahaha. I like to spammmmmm,


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: Theraven on May 29, 2011, 03:42:24 pm
I feel really stupid right now... I'd just downloaded a mmunch of DW related mods, and prepared to have some fun with them. Only thing was, NOTHING showed up! I looked through the catalog several times - still nothing. 

I was about to go panicking around when it hit me.

I'd not unrar'ed the files. *facepalm*

Everyone makes mistakes,  guess...
But now 10 finally have his tardis :D


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: Dyran on May 31, 2011, 08:01:29 pm
Did you know that "spam" spelled backwards is "maps"?  1dreamy


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: Dec12741 on June 01, 2011, 09:18:50 am
but what i want to know is what does it taste like?


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: Theraven on June 01, 2011, 09:33:24 am
I'm pretty sure it tastes like some kind of meat, but as I've never even seen it in stores, I have no idea...

Yup, I'm very helpful today  :p


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: caffeinated.joy on June 01, 2011, 07:27:54 pm
It tastes pretty much like what it looks like: Dog Food.



Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: Dec12741 on June 02, 2011, 08:26:29 am
thanks caaffeinated.joy,henrun to the bathroom to get sick


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: Paden on June 07, 2011, 07:53:00 pm
Actually, if you fry it hard enough and close your eyes, it's like a cross between ham and bacon. As for what it stands for, this is my best guess. Stuff Posing As Meat.


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: fatedicewolf on June 07, 2011, 11:23:52 pm
Nice, Paden ;) I would have never thought of that one!


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: jamesabrown1 on June 08, 2011, 05:26:18 am
Not that anyone really shives a git, I found the following on WikiPedia:
 
Introduced on July 5, 1937, the name "Spam" was chosen when the product, whose original name was far less memorable (Hormel Spiced Ham), began to lose market share. The name was chosen from multiple entries in a naming contest. A Hormel official once stated that the original meaning of the name "Spam" was "Shoulder of Pork and Ham".[8] According to writer Marguerite Patten in Spam – The Cookbook, the name was suggested by Kenneth Daigneau, an actor and the brother of a Hormel vice president, who was given a $100 prize for creating the name.[9] At one time and persisting to this day in certain books, the theory behind the nomenclature of Spam was that the name was a portmanteau of "Spiced Meat and Ham".[10] According to the British documentary-reality show "1940s House", when Spam was offered by the United States to those affected by World War II in the UK, Spam stood for Specially Processed American Meats. Yesterday's Britain, a popular history published by Reader's Digest in 1998 [p. 140], unpacks Spam as "Supply Pressed American Meat" and describes it as an imported "wartime food" of the 1940s.


Paden's description is also mentioned in that article.


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: Theraven on June 08, 2011, 07:57:40 am
It could also be a shortened version of SPiced hAM...


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: jamesabrown1 on June 09, 2011, 05:30:39 am
That works, too.


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: hawnsimmer on June 09, 2011, 03:36:57 pm
SPAM. boom-bam!

Hahaha. I like to spammmmmm,

... and I like to eat to spam :)


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: caffeinated.joy on June 09, 2011, 06:15:09 pm
Hmmmm ... I will pass on the spam, thanks.

Anyone for pizza? No spam, guaranteed. ;)


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: fatedicewolf on June 09, 2011, 09:13:51 pm
LOL, Joy. I just ate pizza ^.^ Okay, no a big shock since 80% of my meals end up being pizza ;)


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: soulofthesea on June 09, 2011, 10:18:26 pm
In my house, we usually eat pizza on Thursdays. Don't ask why, we just do.


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: fatedicewolf on June 09, 2011, 10:40:14 pm
Haha, my family used to do that, too, until my dad had to live on the other side of Texas for a few months (because of his job) and then my mom just figured it was easier to just buy Totino's pizza for the week and that tradition still goes on four years later lol.


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: Paden on June 12, 2011, 01:09:15 pm
We order in Pizza Hut every other week as a treat kind of thing, along with boneless chicken wings. Always on a Wednesday, which happens to be a payday... And grocery day, and bill paying day, and and and and... It's just the day when a lot of financial stuff gets done, I guess. The ability to order online helps, too.


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: caffeinated.joy on August 02, 2011, 11:47:45 pm
*prods a slimy piece of forgotten spam in the corner*

Ewwww.

See, this is what happens to spam when you leave it alone.


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: Paden on August 03, 2011, 05:17:19 pm
At least they aren't turning it into a 3D movie of it, that has to count for something, right? Right??


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: DaSpecial1 on August 04, 2011, 08:05:11 pm
Hmm, does spam exist in space?


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: Paden on August 23, 2011, 05:29:32 pm
Good question. With our luck, it's probably some exotic alien life form who is going to want revenge for forcing their offspring into cans while we procrastinate before eating it. Either that or they use it for sleeping mats. No matter how it comes out, we lose.


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: DaSpecial1 on August 26, 2011, 02:12:31 am
I dunno.  Maybe they'll have come from eons away looking for those glorious tin spam treats found only on this planet. Then we'll all be wishing we had some on hand to barter with.


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: Paden on August 26, 2011, 10:26:14 am
We probably will still have it. SPAM never goes away, it just hides on the back of the shelf, waiting to spring out on you and scare the living padoopins right outta ya. It's a living thing which preys on our fear of the undead... Oh wait, I'm thinking of zombies crossed with politicians, sorry bout that.


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: jamesabrown1 on August 27, 2011, 06:38:08 am
Oh lord, watched a show on the Food Chanel last night and they visited a diner in Baltimore called The Brick Oven that serves SPAM pizza. It was on Diners, Drive-Ins, and Dives, Guy Fieri's show.


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: DaSpecial1 on August 27, 2011, 09:17:31 pm
SPAM never goes away, it just hides on the back of the shelf, waiting to spring out on you and scare the living padoopins right outta ya.

 1titter

Spam musubi is regular in these parts.  Looks tasty that way to me but I've never eaten it (don't like processed meats). Lordy did I just say spam looked tasty? 1worry


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: jamesabrown1 on August 28, 2011, 04:03:25 am
That ain't the worst of it, you can get this pizza topped with fries.  ;D


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: Katie on August 28, 2011, 10:23:22 am
Oh, dear.


I must have completely lost it, because I want to play the asylum challenge. o.O


Also, spam!  :D


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: Paden on September 24, 2011, 04:07:03 pm
To interrupt this intermission of silence in this thread, I just want to say one thing: SPAM.


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: Theraven on September 24, 2011, 04:56:04 pm
... I think I saw SPAM's older brother furthest back in my refridgerator today. It wasn't pretty, I can tell you that!

Also, never leave a half-eaten salad in the fridge for more than a couple of weeks or so. It's a bad, bad sight *shudders*


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: Katie on October 01, 2011, 08:18:15 pm
That disturbs me.

I have something spammy to say!
I have a new German foreign-exchange student at my school, he's so cute! Like... the way he talks is adorable ! :3


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: Paden on October 08, 2011, 02:19:43 am
SPAM and cheese drive by posting! Night!!


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: Dec12741 on October 10, 2011, 09:39:23 am
I have one thing to say Spamburger!


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: caffeinated.joy on November 10, 2011, 06:09:18 pm
I'm bored. An hour of work left and I sped through everything I have to do. I keep wandering around the office to see if anyone needs anything taken off their desk and, nope, they don't.

Chair races, anyone?


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: Theraven on November 10, 2011, 07:01:40 pm
Weeeeeeeeeeee! XD

Done with my assignment! And one day before the deadline, even  3yay (ok, so technically an hour past being the day before, but my brain insists it's still Thursday even if my calendar and clock says otherwise...)

Going for a weekend trip tomorrow, which means early up...

*Yawns, and goes to seek out bed*


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: HylianWolf on January 06, 2012, 09:47:47 am
Spaaaaace!


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: Paden on January 12, 2012, 05:01:50 pm
It's SNOWING!! Just thought I'd share that in the aim of keeping this thread going...


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: caffeinated.joy on January 12, 2012, 05:13:22 pm
Well, just to make you jealous. It's SUNNY!


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: Theraven on January 12, 2012, 05:42:59 pm
Snow... I used to like the white stuff, but I was young and care free (and around 10 years old).

With freaky weather going on the past months, I'm even more tired of snow than I'd usually be at this time of year. On top of freaky weather, the snow can't seem to decide whether to stay or go. It snows, then rains, turns into sludge, then freezes, then when it's a bit icy and almost gone, it starts snowing again. And on we go... If there's anything worse than snow, it's sludge. If it's anything worse than sludge, it's ice.


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: caffeinated.joy on January 12, 2012, 05:51:28 pm
That's what normally happens here. Snow, rain, sludge and frozen puddles in front of my house so big I could call it a skating rink and charge for usage.

It's been weird this year. No skating rinks. Yet.


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: Theraven on January 12, 2012, 06:03:33 pm
It started to snow sometime in the start of December. It laid there for a while, and I thought that maybe we'd have a white Christmas for once. But no - the snow was mostly gone the 23rd. It returned a few days later, however. Then, on the 25th, we had a freak storm/hurricane that took the power several times.

I'm used to the combo of sludge/ice/snow/rain. That's pretty much a normal winter here (usually December/January to March). However, it's been more extreme lately - like snow and ice from October to April last year, and the storms this year.


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: DaSpecial1 on January 13, 2012, 06:30:38 am
I want snow!  It gets cold here in the mornings but I'm sure it doesn't compare to your areas.  I want to vacation somewhere where it snows.


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: soulofthesea on January 14, 2012, 12:16:32 am
I'm sure y'all would hate it down here in Texas, especially this year. It never got below 50 degrees this whole winter down here, and I just know this summer's going to be just like last year; Hot as hell, more wildfires, and the continuing of possibly the worst drought we've had since the 1950s. I freakin' hate Texas and it's bipolar weather patterns. 1chair


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: caffeinated.joy on January 14, 2012, 05:03:35 am
Well, I knew the sun wouldn't last.  It's snowing. And not just a little bit. Lots. Big, fat snow flakes. 


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: Jenna on January 15, 2012, 02:38:33 pm
Compared to years past, we've actually had a pretty mild winter so far around here. Only one snow storm so far, and it dumped no more than four to five inches on us. What the sun doesn't melt today, the rain we're supposed to get tomorrow probably will.

...last winter we were getting a foot of snow each week, and then there was that massive blizzard last February. Now that was winter to remember.


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: Stelio Kontos on January 17, 2012, 04:25:34 pm
Snow? I've had less than half an inch so far, and that was gone in a few hours.

In addition to the lack of snow, I also hate the state of the job market. Hate it enough that I finally have the motivation to begin working on my novels. Don't know how well that'll go over with my parents (who I'm living with while looking for enployment), but I don't care anymore.


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: Chaavik on January 20, 2012, 01:02:59 pm
One word: SPAAAAAAAMMMM!!

FEAR the evil brick of processed meats!! For the day will come when the SPAM arrive in armies to terrify the good citizens of Insimenator.org!

You know what that means?! It means JENNA let the SPAM armies out of her basement just for lulz!! Go forth with flamethrowers and destroy SPAM armies while there's time!

Begone, evil SPAM!!

In other words:

We had very little snow this year. Guess what I do? Yes, that's right. I work outdoors year-round. Meaning that I get to deal with that white stuff on top of ice and water. :P


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: Jenna on January 20, 2012, 10:57:08 pm
My Spam armies are infinite! INFINITE!! *laughs all evil-like*

Still mostly cold and rainy here. We got a bit of snow last night, and some flurries today, but we'll be back to our normal wet, slushy winter wonderland in no time.


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: caffeinated.joy on January 20, 2012, 11:16:00 pm
We've had major snow storms all week long. Today, the snow ended, but what did start was frozen rain.

Fun times. LOL.

Not.


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: Dec12741 on January 21, 2012, 10:22:40 pm
i have someing to add

         Spankie,Spankie,Spankie,
         Spankie,Spankie,Spankie,
         Spankie,Spankie,Spankie, :rolleyes:


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: Paden on January 24, 2012, 03:13:56 pm
*mock Brit accent* I don't like SPAM!!!!!! Been watching Monty Python on You Tube which always kills a few weak brain cells.


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: Stelio Kontos on January 25, 2012, 06:17:37 pm
Looks like you guys had a bully good time while I was away. Well played, chaps! Now I'm off to maintain my spectacular handlebar mustache.


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: Paden on January 27, 2012, 08:55:29 pm
OI! There's a penguin on the telly!!


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: caffeinated.joy on March 20, 2012, 09:45:10 pm
*Rubs defibrillator pads together* Clear!


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: Stelio Kontos on March 21, 2012, 04:40:13 pm
Doctor, Doctor! Your son is on Line 1!


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: Theraven on March 21, 2012, 06:22:31 pm
*runs wild with IV-needles*

Poke?


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: caffeinated.joy on March 21, 2012, 06:59:30 pm
Ow! *rubs shoulder* Careful with those!


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: Jenna on March 21, 2012, 08:00:35 pm
*looks around and raids the pharmacy stock*

PILLS, HERE!


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: Paden on March 25, 2012, 04:18:32 pm
*blinks blearily and hops up onto the top of the fridge where it could be a bit safer from needles and pills then drops back into a chocolate induced coma*


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: Stelio Kontos on March 25, 2012, 04:56:36 pm
We'll have to slowly wean you off of the chocloate. This kind of habitual overconsption is not healthy for you.


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: caffeinated.joy on March 25, 2012, 06:38:15 pm
I have a feeling it would be just as safe to wean Paden off chocolate as it would be to try a stop me from drinking coffee.

*Hands Rock Justice a Kevlar suite*. You might need this.


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: Stelio Kontos on March 28, 2012, 05:01:37 pm
Thanks, but I'm covered.

*drinks Shockolate-flavored Powerthirst*


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: Theraven on March 28, 2012, 05:30:52 pm
*grabs chocolate and runs away*


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: Stelio Kontos on March 28, 2012, 06:17:48 pm
Resisting the urge to play air guitar in public right now.......must fight the urge......


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: caffeinated.joy on March 28, 2012, 06:54:26 pm
Why fight it? I never hesitate to dance/sing/lipsync along with my iPod/play air guitar in public. Too many people take themselves seriously or don't flex their silly muscle enough. I swear it's the secret to youth. I'm *says something unintelligible* years old (hint - old enough to remember watching Oggie Doggie and Doggie Daddy cartoons when they weren't reruns) and still find myself asked for ID to prove I'm old enough to buy a bottle of wine or a game rated "M".  



Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: Stelio Kontos on March 28, 2012, 06:59:48 pm
I would, but I am a very self-conscious person in real life, and beside, it's back to the usual crap they play for background noise.


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: caffeinated.joy on April 17, 2012, 11:50:28 pm
*Starts to draw on the wall out of boredom*

Look! Art!!


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: Paden on April 18, 2012, 01:46:07 pm
Look! Guinevere!!! *ducks*


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: Jenna on April 18, 2012, 02:14:33 pm
LOOK! POTATO!


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: Theraven on April 18, 2012, 02:15:54 pm
And a flying shoe!  1sw2


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: caffeinated.joy on April 18, 2012, 02:59:19 pm
Spooooooooon!


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: Theraven on April 18, 2012, 03:14:41 pm
A flying squirrel, with a fez! (and a bow tie - but we don't talk about the bow tie *looks around suspiciously*)


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: caffeinated.joy on April 18, 2012, 03:19:19 pm
Moose and squirrel!


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: Theraven on April 18, 2012, 03:26:44 pm
And a chimpanzee!


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: Jenna on April 18, 2012, 09:46:44 pm
AND ANOTHER POTATO!


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: caffeinated.joy on April 18, 2012, 10:07:28 pm
POTATO MASHER!!!


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: jamesabrown1 on April 19, 2012, 04:11:49 am
Oh fork it, this stuff is getting out of hand. Can use for SPAM, though.


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: Theraven on April 19, 2012, 05:37:46 am
The chimpanzee grabs the can of SPAM!


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: Paden on April 19, 2012, 10:48:15 am
OMG!!!!11EINZ!! IT'S THE FLYING SPORK OF DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!! DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM, I TELL YOU!! NOT DOOM, BUT DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!!!!!!!!!


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: Theraven on April 19, 2012, 11:02:08 am
DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM?
or Dominique (the chimpanzee)?


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: caffeinated.joy on April 19, 2012, 12:05:09 pm
DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM SPOOOOOOOOOOOOOON


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: Theraven on April 19, 2012, 12:09:30 pm
DOOOOOOOOOOOM FORK!!!


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: Jenna on April 19, 2012, 12:53:33 pm
DOOOOOOOOOOOM, uh....LOBSTER PICK !


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: Paden on April 19, 2012, 01:44:36 pm
OOOOOOW, THAT'S NOT A LOBSTER CLAW, IT'S MY PANCREAS!!!


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: Jenna on April 19, 2012, 02:39:28 pm
NOM NOM NOM NOM


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: Jenna on April 19, 2012, 07:51:21 pm
*sings*

Ooooooooh, Froggy went a courtin' and he did right....CRAMBONE!


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: caffeinated.joy on April 19, 2012, 07:55:01 pm
TOM AND JERRY!!


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: Theraven on April 19, 2012, 08:05:16 pm
Tom & Jerry (ish)

(http://i44.tinypic.com/33v0y1h.jpg)

*kermitflails*
(http://i52.tinypic.com/2yo66pf.jpg)


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: Dullahan on April 19, 2012, 09:33:05 pm
CHICKEN, CHICKEN, I AM CHICKEN!
*Jumps around in a chicken suit*


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: caffeinated.joy on April 19, 2012, 10:28:33 pm
FARMER WITH A CLEAVER, FARMER WITH A CLEAVER! I AM THE FARMER WITH A CLEAVER!


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: Dullahan on April 19, 2012, 11:15:56 pm
*RUNNING AROUND LIKE A CHICKEN WITH ITS HEAD CUT OFF*


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: Dec12741 on April 20, 2012, 04:26:56 pm
SQUEEK,SQUEEK,SQUEEK,SQUEEK,SQUEEK,SQUEEK,SQUEEK,SQUEEK,SQUEEK,SQUEEK,SQUEEK,SQUEEK,SQUEEK,SQUEEK,SQUEEK,


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: Theraven on April 20, 2012, 04:42:49 pm
*bans everyone from yelling*
Out of my computer, begone!
 chainsaw2

(then realizes yours truly was part of the screaming, and unbans everyone)

*pretends post never happened*

...but still runs wild with a chainsaw (cause chainsaws are cool!) muhahahaha  >:D

While we're on the subject of... uh... nevermind. Dec, do you need a can of oil or something? Because that does sound a bit like a rusty squirrel, or a bike on caffeine, or... eh, you know what I mean. *is tired*


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: jamesabrown1 on April 21, 2012, 08:04:12 am
Whilst wandering through the market yesterday I looked up (for some unknown reason) as I passed the SPAM cans and beheld for the first time (for me) a can of turkey SPAM. I felt like I had been stabbed by the purple spork of dooooooom. Is there no end to these attrocities?


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: Dullahan on April 21, 2012, 11:34:40 am
It's enough to make you cry!
:|


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: Theraven on April 21, 2012, 12:10:42 pm
Spam spam spamity spam? Or spam, spam turkey and spam?


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: Jenna on April 21, 2012, 02:49:01 pm
POTATOES AND SPAM!


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: Theraven on April 21, 2012, 02:52:44 pm
EWW! I don't like potatoes and spam!!


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: jamesabrown1 on April 22, 2012, 05:50:41 am
Turkey spam and turnips would be worse.


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: Stelio Kontos on April 22, 2012, 05:39:02 pm
Yesterday, I discovered the Rupoor in Skyward Sword.
Wow, was I laughing when I picked it up....


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: Dullahan on April 22, 2012, 05:42:28 pm
*Sings*

♪And all my, feelings, come pouring out in these stiff drinks,
I will never leave I will always be MEEEEeeee
And all my, secrets, come pouring out of both of my lips,
You will never kiss, but will always be MIIIIiisssed♪


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: Stelio Kontos on April 22, 2012, 05:54:43 pm
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uj0GtRI4Ulo

If you can listen to it once and not have it stiuck in your head, then you, my friend, are deserving of becoming President.


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: caffeinated.joy on April 23, 2012, 12:38:23 am
But what if I don't want the job (or can't take it, because I'm Canadian and, thus, worthy of being Prime Minister instead)?

To be honest, I was hoping it would get stuck in my head, because then it would replace what's been stuck in my head for the past three days.


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: AlbaManrique on April 23, 2012, 02:15:18 am
... wondering what's been stuck in your head for the past 3 days? )))


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: Stelio Kontos on April 23, 2012, 09:44:22 pm
But what if I don't want the job (or can't take it, because I'm Canadian and, thus, worthy of being Prime Minister instead)?

To be honest, I was hoping it would get stuck in my head, because then it would replace what's been stuck in my head for the past three days.

I suppose that can be arranged. I never DID specify what country you'd rule.


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: Squinge on April 24, 2012, 01:11:50 am
Whhhhhhhhhhhhhaaaaaaaaaaaattttttttttttttttttssssssssssssuuuuuuuuuuuuuupppppppppp


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: Paden on April 24, 2012, 08:12:10 am
OMG!! IT'S A SHAVED WOOKIE!!! RUN FOR YOUR LIVES!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Oh wait, it's only Squinge. Stand down, people it's (kinda) safe. Not much, low's life treating you?

And Joy, JUST for you, a mindworm to replace what's stuck at the moment: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fC_q9KPczAg

OR, a personal fave (yeah, I like some stuff people don't think someone my age should enjoy):
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ttetmdOZXSU


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: caffeinated.joy on April 24, 2012, 09:07:47 am
Did you pick those because they're earworms of the Canadian variety, or was that just a happy coincidence? :)

Love Moxy Fruvous.

Another good Canadian Earworm: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g_RPp4dbam8


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: Paden on April 24, 2012, 10:16:12 am
Happy coincidence and I love 'em, myself! :D Every now and then, I get on a good roll.


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: Stelio Kontos on April 24, 2012, 08:14:40 pm
http://flimsycups.blogspot.com/2011/01/bring-me-head-of-dino-dan.html

I'm so happy I discovered this rant about Dino Dan, which, if I hadn't made myself perfectly clear on, I despise with all my being.


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: caffeinated.joy on April 29, 2012, 05:06:13 pm
I honestly don't know who that is and I'm not entirely sure I want to Google it to find out. LOL.


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: Stelio Kontos on April 29, 2012, 07:06:56 pm
It's a terrible kid's show on Nick Jr.

Don't watch it.


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: caffeinated.joy on May 02, 2012, 10:46:48 am
Effing brr! It's MAY! I should not be wearing two sweaters and shivering!


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: Paden on May 02, 2012, 12:27:31 pm
It's so wet here that I'm considering feathers, personally.


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: Dullahan on May 02, 2012, 12:31:34 pm
It is cool and rainy here.
Stupid weather. D<


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: caffeinated.joy on May 02, 2012, 06:21:54 pm
So, my cat's been particularly noisy. He's a chatty guy, which is fine, but this was his "I want" meow. Food? Nope, he's got that. Water? Always fresh and clean. Kitty litter? No, all is good there. Clean box. Lack of attention? Please. Never going to happen.

Get this. I turned my heat off a few days back, thinking it was going to warm up a bit, but it didn't. I got tired of shivering a couple of hours ago and turned it back on, just enough to take the edge of the cold out of the air.

Lobo (my cat) shut up and fell asleep.


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: Dullahan on May 02, 2012, 08:03:49 pm
D'aww, how cute. <3

Dude.
This is, like, the third train that's went by today.


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: caffeinated.joy on May 02, 2012, 11:41:25 pm
Yeah, he's an old man and has problems with his back legs, so I imagine the cold was making them ache. :(


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: Dullahan on May 03, 2012, 10:09:49 am
Ah, that sucks. D:
I had a cat, Uno, who had really bad arthritis. She liked to sleep on heating patches and such.


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: Paden on May 03, 2012, 04:11:26 pm
I have cats who like to tell me when to turn it from heat to cool and the other way round, so I know what you go through, Joy. Right now, I'm watching Taffy, an almost two-week old kitten with her eyes barely open whom I had to help deliver because she was breech, while her mama has a snack and then wash her whiskers. Why do I do this, you ask? Because I basically was there while their respective mothers gave birth to them and was actually the first to touch them because neither of them knew what in the heck they were doing at the time. Yeah, that's me. "Midwife to Cats" would make a heck of a Native American name, don't you think?? :P


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: caffeinated.joy on May 03, 2012, 04:56:03 pm
Hah! Yeah, Paden that is a nifty name.

Today's a bad day for the poor, old guy. It's been wet and damp for a while and he's really feeling it. As frustrating as his complaining can get sometimes, my heart just breaks for him. Getting old sucks. Poor old, Lobo.

I think I might just change my avatar to one I have of him sleeping comfortably, something he doesn't seem to do so often these days.


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: Dullahan on May 03, 2012, 05:02:36 pm
Lol, Paden.

I've only had one old cat, but she was pretty pitiful.

I've been thinking of changing my icon for a while, but I love my Dullahan icon too much. :I


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: caffeinated.joy on May 03, 2012, 09:37:43 pm
Ah, those Unseelie Fairies. ;)



Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: Dullahan on May 03, 2012, 09:49:54 pm
Lol, did you actually know that, or did you google it?


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: caffeinated.joy on May 03, 2012, 11:02:18 pm
I actually knew it. I'm a geek, remember? I'm also Irish by ancestry and fascinated with mythology in general. I also know he's called Gan Ceann.

There's a lot of things I know. Heh heh. 

 


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: Dullahan on May 04, 2012, 10:45:57 am
I LOVE YOU.

That is really cool. I'm not Irish(Scottish, actually) but I've always been drawn to Irish folklore and such.


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: caffeinated.joy on May 04, 2012, 12:53:58 pm
May the 4th be with you!!!


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: Dullahan on May 04, 2012, 01:06:53 pm
And tomorrow is revenge of the fifth. >D


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: caffeinated.joy on May 04, 2012, 01:29:10 pm
Ha ha ha. True. Very true.


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: Dullahan on May 04, 2012, 05:45:19 pm
Avenge lover's death:
ACCOMPLISHED.



(Referring Mass Effect 3)


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: Paden on May 04, 2012, 07:10:37 pm
A nice unobstructed way to an unblocked windowsill with full sun is appreciated by older cats, so long as the sill is wide enough for them or if you have a lounging pad attached to it securely. They also relish electric blankets set on low, or heating pads. Magoo got to the point where he wanted a warm to almost hot bath once a week followed by a hair dryer set on low heat. Hell, there were times I'd just get out the hair dryer and use it on his bedding every so often, just to make it easier for him to be comfortable. God, I miss that cat so damn much...


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: Dullahan on May 04, 2012, 10:07:29 pm
I changed my avatar.
It was hard, but now it has Thane, so it's all good. : D


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: Stelio Kontos on May 05, 2012, 08:19:42 pm
Rolling out my new name here, which is totally stolen from American Dad.


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: Paden on June 10, 2012, 05:21:36 pm
In the interests of making sure this doesn't turn into a zombie and stink up the carpet: *runs through the thread screaming* SPAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAM!!!


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: Dec12741 on June 11, 2012, 11:32:33 am
if this gets dirty here,i will be in the corner with a mop and a pale of water to clean any mess up :confused:


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: Stelio Kontos on June 14, 2012, 11:01:28 pm
To get some idea of how bored I am right now, I'm looking up why men usually wear short hair.
KNOWLEDGE!


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: caffeinated.joy on September 03, 2012, 09:19:53 pm
So, an actual conversation between my mother's room mate and me earlier today:

Me: C, I've got a pot of chai tea brewing for mom and me. I know you don't like chai, so would you like me to put the kettle on so you can have a cup of regular tea?

C: Oh, uh...uh no. I don't want ... no.

Me: You don't want tea today?

C: No, I don't want the tea you and your mom are having.

Me: I know you don't. This is why I'm asking if you would like me to put the kettle on for you.

C: No. Thank you. I'll just use a regular tea bag.

Me: This is what I'm asking you, C.

C: No, I don't want the tea you're having, Joy!

Me: Who's on first?

C: ... *blink blink*

Me: C, I'm asking you if you would like me to boil some water for you so you can have a cup of regular tea. As in tea made from the tea bags in the canister...

C: Oh! Oh, yes, I'd love it, thanks.


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: Paden on September 04, 2012, 04:51:47 pm
I know what that's like, had something similar in that my phone absolutely quit, as in not working at all, no fix to it. Had to go to town to get a new one and as soon as it's activated, I get a call from an irate bus driver wanting to know where we were. I told her the phone was off and she told me we needed to get home ASAP because school let out early due to the extreme heat of the day. So, we settled the bill and headed home. It wasn't til we got home and I was able to tell her that the old phone was BROKEN and no longer worked, which was why we had to get a new one so I'd have a dependable one just in case of emergencies and such in the future. Gah, people sometimes need to take time to listen and not be in such a hurry to assume things. I didn't WANT a new phone, I NEEDED a new phone...


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: Stelio Kontos on September 06, 2012, 09:05:01 pm
I just had to have my dog Brie put to sleep today.


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: caffeinated.joy on September 06, 2012, 11:56:51 pm
Aw, Stelio, I'm so sorry to hear it. There are many here who understand the heartache of losing a pet, myself among them. In three days, it will be four months to the day since my cat (in my avatar) fell asleep at the foot of my computer chair and didn't wake up. It's a horrible pain, and I'm so sorry you have to experience it.


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: Stelio Kontos on September 07, 2012, 07:36:02 pm
She lived a good fifteen years (those last two with me after she was adopted by my family), and I'm dealing with it rather well (apart from a few moments throughout the day), so........



In happier news, the book I'm working on is progressing nicely. Also working on a gameplan to get into better shape, with the slight possibility of deciding to begin training for a career in pro wrestling once I'm in relatively decent shape.


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: Jenna on September 11, 2012, 10:20:10 pm
So an aardvark walks into a bar and yells "SALMON!"


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: Paden on September 12, 2012, 08:48:20 am
Two guys walk into a bar; the third one ducks and keeps going.


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: Stelio Kontos on September 12, 2012, 10:00:35 pm
The inside of my left ear is rather itchy.


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: Paden on September 19, 2012, 10:35:17 am
Q) What do you get when you cross a comedian with a super absorbent towel?

A) Humor so dry you could wipe your body down with it after a shower.

Don't mind me, the coffee was extra strong this morning.


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: Dec12741 on September 20, 2012, 09:47:03 am
I have 3 words to say

Boar,Boared,Boaring


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: caffeinated.joy on October 13, 2012, 06:45:33 pm
Feeling a bit blue today. If my furry old man was still with me, he would have turned 19 yesterday. I miss him. I've been thinking of getting another pet, but I just can't yet. It's a confusing feeling. I hate not having a dog or cat, or any kind of pet (bird, fish, whatever), but I don't want any one but Lobo.


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: Dullahan on October 14, 2012, 12:22:14 am
I know how you feel, Joy.
I was the same way after my cat, Jinx, passed. I waited over a year before I got another cat.


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: caffeinated.joy on October 14, 2012, 05:22:17 pm
Thanks, Dullahan. I think, too, part of my problem is Lobo was such an exceptional cat. All my cat owning friends would talk about the "terrors" of cat ownership - begging, scratching furniture, being woken up at 3 am because, horror of horrors, the cat's bowl was empty and their cat was terrified of starving to death, etc, and I could not relate. Lobo only begged for affection, he never scratched my furniture and he certainly did yell if he had an empty bowl and was hungry, but he would wait considerately until I was awake and out of bed first.  The only thing I had to be careful to never leave unattended was my coffee. LOL. Yep, my cat was a java addict too.

The cold months were his favorite. Not because he particularly liked the cold, since they made his poor joints ache, but because cold weather means a cold house and I would want lots of kitty snuggles to keep my lap warm. If you can believe it, this is the first time in my memory I've been without a cat or a dog (or even a goldfish).


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: Paden on October 14, 2012, 06:20:39 pm
Joy, your next companion will find you and when you least expect it. They're good like that. Could be you just need to hear the sound of a purr to get your heart lightened and the best place to do that is an animal shelter where the inhabitants need some affection to remind them what it is to be loved. Donate a few hours a week, maybe?? Just an idea. I think Lobo would approve because he does, indeed, sound like he was a most considerate fellow.


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: caffeinated.joy on October 14, 2012, 06:56:41 pm
I go to the Humane Society shelter on a regular basis. As much as I love it and love the animals I see, none of them has screamed "you must take me home now" at me. I was close with one little chocolate colored cat with Siamese points, appropriately named "Precious", but I couldn't.

I'm sure it will happen, one day, but dang this house is quiet. It's stupid, but what I find myself missing the most right now is coming home and hearing his distinctive "Momma" meow before I even had the key in the door. I miss coming around the corner to see him sitting in the window watching for me and seeing his mouth open and close repeatedly in a call that was silent only until I got in earshot. He knew when I could hear him, because it would change to the sound he made only for me. I know Lobo would never mind me having another pet. He would know it would never replace him. He was like that in life. I'd go visit friends, adore their dogs and cats for hours and go home. He would never fuss over me and inspect this smell of "strange other animal" on me. He'd just take over my lap, sigh/chirp happily and go to sleep.

You know, if really does mean alot to know I can come in here to moan and groan and cry about this without judgement. Too many people around me just don't understand what it means to have a pet who becomes a part of you. Lobo was with me for almost half my life time. It's not something to just shrug off.


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: Paden on October 15, 2012, 08:15:00 am
Believe me, hon, I KNOW how it is because I still miss my old man Magoo so much even after all of these years. I'm still just as raw now as I was the moment I lost him. We were just eleven months shy of being together for twenty years, longer than most human relationships I've had, so yeah, I do know where you're coming from. Animals are some of the best people I know because they don't presume to judge a person; they love us and accept us no matter what. Unless we smell like skunk scent and then it's "get away from me NOW until you smell human again!!" I've personally never been skunked but my Jeep was once and the smell of that floated in through the window, causing Magoo to abandon lap post haste. Poor little sucker...


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: Paden on March 31, 2013, 06:29:53 pm
SPAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAM!! That is all. I feel better now.


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: caffeinated.joy on April 04, 2013, 12:53:27 pm
COOOOFFFFFEEEEEEEEE!!! Because...well...just because.


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: Stelio Kontos on April 05, 2013, 09:26:35 pm
FINAL FANTASY X/X-2 HD....because, y'know, my childhood and everything.


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: Mooncat on April 07, 2013, 12:18:53 am
NORMAN REEDUS!!!!! .....because....well...I'm a fangirl. ;D

(http://md-movie.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/01/Norman-Reedus-1.jpg)


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: caffeinated.joy on April 07, 2013, 01:27:05 am
OMG!!! Because...well...I saw the picture of Norman Reedus and it made me completely forget what I was going to say.


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: DaSpecial1 on April 07, 2013, 03:39:51 am
Sunglasses should never be allowed to hide those gorgeous eyes of his.

Btw, I've decided that when I grow up and become an animated character I am going to marry Jack Frost.*

*Rise of the Guardians style—not the creepy horror film version.


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: caffeinated.joy on April 07, 2013, 02:12:20 pm
Sunglasses should never be allowed to hide those gorgeous eyes of his.

Agreed! It should be a law!


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: Jenna on April 08, 2013, 07:51:25 pm
Annnnnnnnnnnnnd making an appearance on InSim after forever and a day, iiiiiiiiiiiiiiitttttttttttttt's Jenna! Yeah, that's all I got.

...and Norman who? :P


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: caffeinated.joy on April 18, 2013, 08:04:21 pm
FOOD FIGHT!!!!!


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: Katie on April 18, 2013, 08:12:06 pm
 :confused: For why?!


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: caffeinated.joy on April 18, 2013, 09:15:17 pm
Why not? For fun! To make a mess for the dork to clean up! Because it's too dang quiet in this thread!


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: Jenna on April 18, 2013, 09:27:13 pm
BECAUSE *BLEEP* YOU, THAT'S WHY!

...er, I mean, what Joy said! *throws rotten tomatoes at random people*


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: Theraven on April 19, 2013, 07:02:01 am
*ducks, and throws rotten cabbages back at Jenna*


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: caffeinated.joy on April 19, 2013, 10:00:24 am
*Chucks old coffee grounds at Theraven*


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: DaSpecial1 on April 19, 2013, 10:42:57 am
*Rains cake and key lime pie all over everyone*

Hmm that made me think...is there a such thing as spamcake?  Checking...*plays Girl From Ipanema" while rummaging through google...

Oh my someone actually was curious enough to create one: Spamcake recipe (http://burninlovebbq.wordpress.com/2010/07/12/pineapple-upside-down-spam-cake/)  3yay


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: Theraven on April 19, 2013, 11:24:13 am
*Ducks, grabs spam-cake, and throws back at Joy*


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: caffeinated.joy on April 19, 2013, 11:31:39 am
*Scrapes spamcake off face, adds old coffee grounds, key lime pie, cabbage and rotten tomatoes and chucks the whole mess at Dasi*


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: Mooncat on April 19, 2013, 06:15:56 pm
*throws a handful of Skittles at everyone*

TASTE THE RAINBOW!!!!!!


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: Jenna on April 19, 2013, 06:24:15 pm
*sneaks up behind Theraven and dumps a bucket full of rotten cabbage and rutabagas on her head*

Here, you can have those back. :D


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: Stelio Kontos on April 19, 2013, 06:24:30 pm
*runs through the topic, shaking nearby ropes in a violent fashion, then runs on out without causing any physical harm*


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: Katie on April 19, 2013, 06:44:09 pm
So the purpose of this is to make a mess? Bring on the chocolate fountain... Bring a mop, Dork.


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: caffeinated.joy on April 19, 2013, 07:00:29 pm
*Grabs the chocolate fountain and swings it around, creating a giant chocolate waterfall to spray down over everyone*

All right now...

*Takes a running start and belly slides across the slippery ground*


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: Stelio Kontos on April 19, 2013, 07:28:22 pm
*German Suplexes the chocolate fountain*


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: Mooncat on April 20, 2013, 12:01:48 am
(http://www.bostonchocolatewalkingtours.com/storage/chocolates.jpg?__SQUARESPACE_CACHEVERSION=1339093982524)
(http://wakeup-world.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/Chocolate.jpg)
(http://goeshealth.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/chocolate.jpg)

CHOCOLATE SPAM!!!!


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: DaSpecial1 on April 20, 2013, 03:04:43 am
*lies on the floor in a chocolate-induced stupor*

Just step over me and keep on going folks...


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: Theraven on April 20, 2013, 08:04:06 am
*grabs all the chocolate from Mooncat and runs away to secret hiding place*



Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: Katie on April 20, 2013, 08:59:07 am
Who needs a mop? We'll just eat it off the floor... the floor was clean before this, right?  ;D

Right?  :-\


Guys?  :-X


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: Theraven on April 20, 2013, 09:49:58 am
Yeah. Sure. Absolutely.
*shifty-eyes*

What happened to the last spambot, by the way? Oh. Right. I remember now. Katie, I think you should be fine if you stay away from that gooey spot there. Oh, and the other brownish-red spot right there. And that big green spot in the middle (no idea what happened there, but I don't think it's healthy). And when you're done, you can lick the floor in Jenna's dungeon. I'm sure she'll appreciate that. Dunno when that floor last saw a mop, if it ever did. It's completely safe!

*munches up the last piece of chocolate*
Anyone has something more?


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: caffeinated.joy on April 20, 2013, 10:36:35 am
Well, if you ignore the coffee grounds, rotten cabbage, rotten tomatoes, spam, years old zombie splatter and...*squints at mystery smear* that, then, yes...yes the floor is clean.

*Lobs marshmallows and graham crackers around* 


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: Theraven on April 20, 2013, 10:58:47 am
Woo, marchmallows! Graham crackers... not so much.  :-\

*goes to hunt for chocolate*


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: Jenna on April 20, 2013, 11:32:55 am
I saw Squinge in here the other day. He left some "chocolate" over in the far corner.


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: Theraven on April 20, 2013, 11:44:13 am
Ugh, not that kind of "chocolate"...


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: caffeinated.joy on April 20, 2013, 07:42:14 pm
I've got some coco powder.

*Opens can and flings coco all over the place*

It's unsweetened, though, so it's pure coco. You'll have to add your own sugar and hot milk.


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: Jenna on April 20, 2013, 08:04:08 pm
I have "special" brownies I made in honor of today. Heh heh heh. They're groovy, man. Grooooovy.


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: Katie on April 20, 2013, 08:36:44 pm
Special you say?!  :D


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: Stelio Kontos on April 20, 2013, 09:10:58 pm
I have already had one of Jenna's brownies, and...

...wait.....what.....where am I? Who am I? Why do I suddenly want to inhale a bag of Cool Ranch Doritos?


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: caffeinated.joy on April 20, 2013, 09:11:44 pm
Can't help you with the Doritos, but I have piping hot, fresh from the oven rice pudding.


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: Theraven on April 20, 2013, 09:16:01 pm
*blink* What was that? oh sh...  :eek:

Stelio, please, PLEASE don't ask me what you were doing under the influence of what the *bleepety* *bleep* was inside Jenna's "brownies". You really, really don't want to know...

Better stay off anything that looks remotely like food if it comes from Jenna's kitchen. I think there's even a warning in the "Insim moderator's handbook". Come to think of it, I think there's even a chapter named "how to clean your dungeon", placed directly infront of "cooking reciped for food fights". Or perhaps that was the "insim survival guide". Hmm...


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: Jenna on April 20, 2013, 10:24:45 pm
Heh heh heh. My cooking is actually perfectly safe! It's just prone to containing...special...ingredients.


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: Stelio Kontos on April 20, 2013, 10:41:42 pm
I don't recall anything that just happened, and on that note, it's time for me to go to bed.


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: Katie on April 21, 2013, 08:54:26 am
Jenna's cooking is the best! I don't know what you all are talking about... I feel so speciaaaaal!  :eek:


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: caffeinated.joy on April 21, 2013, 10:20:22 am
I get the feeling there's going to be a massive outbreak of the munchies. Good thing we had a food fight. There's lots to eat.


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: DaSpecial1 on April 21, 2013, 05:59:39 pm
Hey! Where are all the brownies?  *looks around*

Is that one waaaay over there in the corner? Oh well too lazy to walk that far *scarfs down rice pudding* 3yay


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: Theraven on April 21, 2013, 06:33:08 pm
Rice pudding? If it is what I think it is... GIMME! Creamy rice pudding with strawberry sauce, and... Yum! *licks mouth*

As for brownies I think I'll opt for those I dug up from the freezer yesterday. Almost forgot I had 'em there.


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: Mooncat on April 21, 2013, 08:56:05 pm
*peeks in and watches the amusing scene while munching some cheesecake*


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: Jenna on April 21, 2013, 10:30:23 pm
*throws a cabbage at Mooncat and then goes back to eating brownies*


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: Katie on April 21, 2013, 10:45:53 pm
*races through the thread, throwing bits of broken plastic pieces that once belonged to a viewfinder... *


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: Jenna on April 21, 2013, 11:11:27 pm
*throws a cabbage at Katie too*


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: caffeinated.joy on April 21, 2013, 11:42:17 pm
*Makes cabbage rolls and chucks them at Jenna*


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: Jenna on April 22, 2013, 01:07:48 am
*ducks and watches them fly towards Theraven*


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: DaSpecial1 on April 22, 2013, 03:17:06 am
*lifts some brownies from Jenna while she aims for Theraven, then scoops a piece of Mooncat's cheesecake and dashes off giggling*


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: Theraven on April 22, 2013, 10:01:56 am
*pulls out an umbrella just in time, to protect against debris, then hits the cabbage rolls with a tennis racket so they fly back toward Jenna*


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: Jenna on April 22, 2013, 11:07:28 am
Oh shi-- *uses DaSi as a shield*

...oooh, that's gonna leave a mark.


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: Mooncat on April 23, 2013, 12:40:46 am
Hey Jenna! *waves a bottle of JD* Come and get it!


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: Jenna on April 23, 2013, 10:46:08 am
Nuh uh! I'm not falling for the ol' 'Lure Jenna out with a fake bottle of JD!" gag.

...again.


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: caffeinated.joy on April 24, 2013, 07:01:14 pm
*Pours a shot of JD and downs it* Mmm. Good. *Pours another shot and sets it down*

I'll just leave this here.


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: Jenna on April 24, 2013, 07:44:59 pm
*pokes her head out and stares at the shot glass* Well, maybe...*looks around*

...no! Not gonna fall for it. Nope.


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: Mooncat on April 24, 2013, 08:58:42 pm
Curses! Foiled again!


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: Stelio Kontos on April 25, 2013, 07:09:59 pm
.....panties.


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: Mooncat on April 25, 2013, 08:02:17 pm
Porque??


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: Jenna on April 25, 2013, 08:16:28 pm
Pantaloons!


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: caffeinated.joy on April 25, 2013, 08:33:16 pm
Knickers!


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: Mooncat on April 25, 2013, 09:58:11 pm
Socks.


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: Hannnah on April 26, 2013, 04:39:36 am
Donkey jenna1


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: Stelio Kontos on April 26, 2013, 06:59:38 pm
Eritrea!


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: caffeinated.joy on April 26, 2013, 07:49:13 pm
Never been there...

I currently going crazy, though. It's a nice place.


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: Stelio Kontos on April 26, 2013, 08:16:19 pm
*for no discernable reason, punches Rob Dyrdek in the face repeatedly*


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: caffeinated.joy on April 26, 2013, 08:30:53 pm
Tsk. Such violence. *Beats Stelio with a foam pool noodle*


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: Jenna on April 26, 2013, 08:38:43 pm
Hey, it's all good; I've been throwing empty rum bottles at Paden for a few days now.


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: Stelio Kontos on April 26, 2013, 09:18:34 pm
Right to bear arms? In Soviet Russia, you have right to whole bear......

.....and also, I like cupcakes and long walks on the beach.


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: Paden on April 27, 2013, 02:45:02 pm
Beats arming a bear! *ducks bottles and keeps on running* Neener neener neener! I'm off to make cupcakes! All hail to a clean kitchen!!


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: DaSpecial1 on April 27, 2013, 10:34:48 pm
*Waits at the entrance to Paden's kitchen, mouth watering*


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: Mooncat on April 27, 2013, 11:16:28 pm
*joins Dasi in drooling on the floor and begging for cupcakes*


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: Jenna on April 28, 2013, 01:14:08 am
*Hands DaSi and Mooncat some empty rum bottles* Throw those at her to make her bake faster!


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: Hannnah on April 28, 2013, 06:00:48 am
Maybe we should throw bricks
GIMMIE THEM CUPCAKES NOW!!!! 1explode 1splat 4hammer chainsaw2 chainsaw1


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: Jenna on April 28, 2013, 04:08:53 pm
We don't throw bricks around here; too many damn windows. Besides, we enjoy getting stoned in a different way. :P


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: caffeinated.joy on April 28, 2013, 04:58:08 pm
That and too many of us...OK, well...I (specifically) have been hurt too dang much in the past few months. With my luck someone would aim for Paden, miss, hit me and I'd have my second broken nose in as many months.

Besides...if you hit Paden with a brick, she might go unconscious and not be able to make cupcakes. Tempt her with catnip. That might prompt her to hurry up. You all can have them though. I'm not a big fan of cakes. Unless it's carrot cake. Or coffee cake. Mmmm...coffee cake...coffee.............


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: Theraven on April 28, 2013, 05:08:43 pm
Oh, look at this awesome thing I found in the attic! A year's worth of coffee beans and a bundle of catnip, hidden under a floorboard! And... Oh, my! There's even a bottle of JD here! And... Hey! That looks familiar! My super-super-super-secret chocolate pile! Who stole and hid my chocolate???

*shifty eyes*
Ah well... It has been found!

*grabs it and runs*
Gals, feel free to grab the rest of the loot!

*runs past Paden's kitchen, gets a whiff of freshly baked cupcakes*
*looks around*
Nobody see, nobody know...
*grabs half the pile of cupcakes and runs away even faster*


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: Jenna on April 28, 2013, 07:10:04 pm
*trips Theraven and swipes the chocolate and cupcakes*

MINE, ALL MINE. Muwahahahaha. *runs away*


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: Theraven on April 28, 2013, 07:18:39 pm
*trips Jenna and takes back all the cupcakes and chocolate*

Mine, I say! MINE!

*runs away, cackling madly*


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: Stelio Kontos on April 28, 2013, 08:51:11 pm
*curbstomps the cupcakes for no real reason apart from total boredom*


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: Hannnah on April 29, 2013, 01:01:36 am
*Runs through and steals all the cupcakes*
MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHA


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: caffeinated.joy on April 29, 2013, 01:27:10 am
But...they're squashed cupcakes. Stepped on with dirty shoes kind of squashed. Ewwwww.


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: DaSpecial1 on April 29, 2013, 02:24:36 am
*Swipes the unsquashed coffee beans and JD for later innocent little bribes >:D*

hehehe


*Heads for an awesome pile of sugar cookies fresh from the oven*


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: miros1 on April 29, 2013, 12:54:54 pm
30 second rule, if you grab them within 30 seconds, they're still good cupcakes!
< snags more than her share of the squashed cupcakes >


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: Theraven on April 29, 2013, 12:56:38 pm
*grabs the fresh, not-sqwuashed cupcakes and runs away*

You can keep the squashed ones. Bye!


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: Hannnah on May 01, 2013, 03:07:03 am
*Runs after Theraven* Steals all her cupcakes*


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: Theraven on May 01, 2013, 06:24:46 am
Too late, I ate them all yesterday!


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: Stelio Kontos on May 01, 2013, 07:15:33 pm
I neglected to mention that I licked all the cupcakes before curbstomping them.


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: Jenna on May 01, 2013, 08:52:01 pm
Pretty sure there's a ton of broken glass in there too from all the rum bottles I've been flinging around.


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: caffeinated.joy on May 01, 2013, 08:55:37 pm
Don't forget the moldy coffee ground, cabbage, tomatoes and whatever else got chucked about during the food fight...


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: Jenna on May 01, 2013, 08:57:52 pm
...and the "chocolate" Squinge left for us.


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: Theraven on May 02, 2013, 01:07:58 am
*hands out mops and buckets*
Your mess, you wash!

*goes to enjoy freshly baked pizza in secret lair*


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: caffeinated.joy on May 02, 2013, 01:11:38 am
You know, hanging a neon sign reading "Theraven's Secret Lair" over the door kinda ruins the secret.

*hands mop and bucket back* Ahem. You helped. Rotten cabbages...


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: DaSpecial1 on May 02, 2013, 03:51:28 am
*Stops by to watch the clean up*  *whispers:*

"Wow from up here in the rafters i can see eeeeverything and nobody sees me..."  *stifles a giggle*

Hmm, now let's see what so special about this stuff Jenna's always after...  *quietly pops open bottle of JD swiped earlier*


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: Theraven on May 02, 2013, 12:12:25 pm
The neon sign is just a diversion. Any cupcakes you might have found there ccontains Squinge's "special chocolate".

*is not here*


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: Mr.fox on May 02, 2013, 03:06:55 pm
-Directs a couple of minions to stash my new order of booze in the secret room.-

Drop it and I'll be dropping my foot on the top of your heads! And yes there's pizza and cookies after this... But only if you get the job done right!

-Continues to look about as My fox ears twitch and move about like radar dishes checking on my current surroundings on what's up besides the Bobo the Bum and Cletus the paranoid hobo duking it out over a Angry Whopper.-


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: Theraven on May 02, 2013, 03:36:40 pm
You have minions? Can I get some too? Pwetty pwease!!! I've got a stack of bananas and apples for them somewhere here... hmm... where did I put them?

*runs off with a pizza while everyone is looking the other way*



Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: caffeinated.joy on May 02, 2013, 03:46:04 pm
Minions are highly overrated. Always whining about being overworked, not being paid, lousy work conditions...whine, whine, moan, whine.

Pah.

Minions.

Now lackeys...or even henchmen...that's the way to go. They're always happy to kill beat rob do whatever you need done and never complain.


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: Mr.fox on May 02, 2013, 06:59:25 pm
Sure Theraven juust fill out this paperwork and were ready to go!

-Kicks over a stack of paperwork equivalent to the yellow pages-

Grab a slice or 4 you're going to need it....

Well Caff. I got them for dirt cheap... Well not even dirt cheap I did one of those reform your lazy kids into proficient busy-bodies for those top-notch corporate type parents and such! And I'm getting paid in millions and millions of dollars! So they can complain and bitch all they want it's building character!

-Marksman shoots a phone out of one of the spoiled teen's hands with my Browning HP-

This isn't chat time get your ass back to work!... So in short I have reasons for my methods and of course I personally go with henchmen or hiredhand... Professionals, doesn't give lip about the order, will complete the task at any cost as well down to the "T". Of course they're not like the usual scavengers that fight over scraps and well I don't mind that want that juicy T-bone of a payment as it's like befriending a wolf... Give it what it wants and they will be your loyal companion for life. Well the wolves that I befriend... Will restrain myself upon other wolves... Yes Twilight I'm talking about you...


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: Stelio Kontos on May 02, 2013, 08:12:10 pm
Where are the InSim's cryogenic chambers? I need to freeze myself until the release of Grand Theft Auto 5.


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: Jenna on May 02, 2013, 09:06:11 pm
You know what's better than minions, lackeys, or henchmen? Hench Monkeys! *eyes Dullahan and Stelio*

...this gives me an idea. *smirks*

(And while we don't have any cryo chambers, there's a couple of heavy duty meat lockers we use to keep the bodies of trolls on ice until we can dump 'em in the incinerator. Help yourself.)


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: Mr.fox on May 02, 2013, 10:05:26 pm
-Fox ears perk up to a potential customer-

Well Mr. Kontos I do have a variety of cryogenic chambers in my shop care to purchase one? Also comes with Free professional installation as well upon the full purchase.

-Fox ears lower to to side on Jenna's suggestion.-

Well hence monkeys would be a good idea... If they weren't so accident prone upon killing themselves or flinging things other than poop at my new Androids in which detect it as a weapon and well a insult and start ripping them into pieces. I'd just find them to be a waste of money in my account.


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: Mooncat on May 03, 2013, 01:01:37 am
*peeks into spam thread*

(http://dailypicksandflicks.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/Creepy-Cat-Hiding-Behind-Bed.jpg)


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: caffeinated.joy on May 03, 2013, 10:15:28 am
La bibbity biddy dum...la bibbity biddy doo...

Cluck...went the chicken.

And that's how they do it...on Broadway.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jR4lLJu_-wE&feature=youtu.be


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: Mooncat on May 03, 2013, 02:41:15 pm
You know fish can hear you thinkin' just before you sneeze.


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: Theraven on May 03, 2013, 02:48:23 pm
*catches herself some henchmonkeys*

Chocolate (the ones I don't like) in traps works wonders, by the way.


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: Jenna on May 03, 2013, 09:19:22 pm
*belches*

...that was some good beer.


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: Stelio Kontos on May 04, 2013, 08:53:33 pm
Are you sure it was beer and not orc pee?


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: Jenna on May 04, 2013, 09:20:27 pm
With the swill they serve at the pool hall, it could very well have been orc piss.


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: Squinge on May 04, 2013, 10:59:42 pm
Jenna get me a beer :P


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: Jenna on May 04, 2013, 11:02:42 pm
Get your own damn beer, Dork. Or horse piss. Whatever. That's what Coors is anyways. :P


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: Squinge on May 04, 2013, 11:05:01 pm
I just said a beer not a brand :P
and Labatt 52 is horse piss or light water a friend drinks it :S have you tried it?


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: Jenna on May 04, 2013, 11:12:25 pm
Well you wouldn't know what a good beer is, considering you drink that bargain-rack swill. :P

....and no, I haven't. I've heard the same about it though. Fermented horse piss, cut with gasoline. Hah!


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: Squinge on May 05, 2013, 12:12:15 am
Then how about you make me a sammich? :P


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: Jenna on May 05, 2013, 12:13:46 am
How about you STFU and go make ME a sammich? :P


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: Squinge on May 05, 2013, 12:15:41 am
ok brb :P


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: Jenna on May 05, 2013, 11:32:18 am
Dude, it's been almost twelve hours. Where's my damn sammich? :P


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: caffeinated.joy on May 05, 2013, 11:41:52 am
I saw it sitting on the table there and tossed it out. The dork used sugar and dirt instead of salt and pepper. Not only that, but the ham was moldy and the bread was wet. It was just wrong.


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: DaSpecial1 on May 05, 2013, 04:50:45 pm
I was going to ask for a sammich too but ewww.   Hmmm...where's Paden? I'm craving some bread pudding fresh from the oven :D.



Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: Mr.fox on May 13, 2013, 01:15:30 pm
You wanna laugh at the biggest load of b.s. someone sent me then here it is!

... basically what you gotta do is call AT&T and Verizon Tell them you trying to get a Iphone 5, they gonna run ya info and tell you if u need a deposit or not..If they say you don't need a deposit [meaning just paying for the phone then you good , we gonna go to the at&t & the verizon store and I'ma buy.... the phones..they will try to get you to buy the phones over the phone DONT .. The main ; idea is just finding out if you need a deposit..I'ma pay you $600, here's the number for AT&T <snip> & the number for Verizon <snip> call both & Hit me back! call NOW

Sent from my iPhone


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: caffeinated.joy on May 13, 2013, 03:28:39 pm
*Puts on Admin hat*

Please don't share contact information here, whether it's yours or someone else's (or even a company). Thanks. Also, I'm not sure of the point of this post. Are you trying to get referral points or something? If so, it's a no-no here. Advertising for any gain is a no-no.

*Takes Admin hat off*

We now return you to your regularly scheduled spam.

(http://i53.photobucket.com/albums/g54/caffeinatedjoy/Miscellaneous/Canned_Unicorn_Meat-550-x-642_zps877aa9a8.jpg) (http://s53.photobucket.com/user/caffeinatedjoy/media/Miscellaneous/Canned_Unicorn_Meat-550-x-642_zps877aa9a8.jpg.html)



Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: Theraven on May 13, 2013, 03:37:29 pm
*gasp* So THAT's where all the unicorns went!  :eek:

*sits down in a corner, weeping*


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: Jenna on May 13, 2013, 06:21:16 pm
Mmm, tastes like children's dreams and red licorice!


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: Stelio Kontos on May 13, 2013, 08:33:14 pm
I prefer my unicorn meat free-range and fed only organic grass no more than six inches in height that's been watered by the tears of Swiss....

....anyway, the original ending wasn't very PG, so let's just say that I prefer my unicorn to have been raised in a appropriate-for-hipster-consumption manner.


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: Mr.fox on May 13, 2013, 08:53:04 pm
Referral points!? Bully! I have no time for that! Just wanted to share the humor someone sent me thru email but to avoid beating a dead horse with a stick, jackhammer, chainsaw and any other type of object to mane or dismember I'll leave it the way it is....

And is that Unicorn meat 100% natural?


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: caffeinated.joy on May 14, 2013, 10:29:37 am
All right, I just wanted to check since I wasn't sure. In any case, my original point still stands regarding sharing contact information on a public forum.

As for the unicorn meat, I have it on good authority it is 100% SUPERnatural! It's magically delicious!


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: Jenna on May 14, 2013, 11:08:51 am
*eats another tin of unicorn meat and belches rainbows and sparkles*

Oh my...


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: Paden on May 14, 2013, 03:08:56 pm
If you pass gas and it sparkles, I'm seriously gonna begin to wonder about you... And about what you aren't wearing to be blowing sparkles out your hind end in the first place! I need mental floss!! *hides cupcakes and cookies, then backs out of the thread in relative safety*


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: Stelio Kontos on May 14, 2013, 07:41:49 pm
Cupcakes are too mainstream.


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: caffeinated.joy on May 14, 2013, 08:05:17 pm
*Makes a sparkley unicorn noodle soup with the unicorn meat.*

Mmmmm. Soup.


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: Stelio Kontos on May 15, 2013, 07:17:46 pm
Soup is too played out. I prefer bisque prepared by blind deaf dwarves.


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: Jenna on May 15, 2013, 08:01:27 pm
I prefer the souls of newborn babies. Less fattening.


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: Dec12741 on May 17, 2013, 05:30:16 pm
i think iam going to be sick 1headwall


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: Stelio Kontos on May 17, 2013, 07:19:10 pm
My face is more aerodynamic than it was yesterday.


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: Jenna on May 18, 2013, 12:02:56 am
I keep catching my toenail clippings trying to sneak away to become mimes.


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: Mooncat on May 18, 2013, 01:28:46 am
Biscuits!


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: Jenna on May 18, 2013, 02:00:07 pm
The biscuits are conspiring with my ear wax to murder my spleen! Again.


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: Paden on May 21, 2013, 05:48:55 pm
Cupcakes are NOT mainstream if they have peanut butter cups in the middle of them, so meh.


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: Theraven on May 21, 2013, 06:06:32 pm
You can keep the peanutbutter cupcakes. I'll take the chocolate ones (the safe chocolate ones).
*runs away to <...>*


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: Mr.fox on May 21, 2013, 06:26:33 pm
Are they popeye biscuits?


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: Stelio Kontos on May 22, 2013, 07:19:13 pm
Cupcakes are NOT mainstream if they have peanut butter cups in the middle of them, so meh.

I'm afraid to correct you, but I must. Peanut butter cups are as mainstream as Coldplay.  Deep-fried freeze-dried eggplant parmesean sushi is where it's at.


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: Theraven on May 22, 2013, 07:53:08 pm
Not in cupcakes. Those you can keep to yourself!
*eats the last chocolate cupcake*

Better get a start on my birthday cake... Oh wait! I already have a cake! 3yay (going home for a short visit when mom's got a chocolate cake in the freezer wasn't a bad idea). And I found 4 pieces of chocolate cake in the freezer, even! (truth be said, two are already gone).

But I still want brownies with chocolate cream! And the best of all? These aren't pixellated, so no one can steal them!

If I could only get the LFB chapter fixed now... 39 pages! 39 PAGES! That's enough for at least 3 chapters, and I'm not even done yet!


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: Hannnah on May 23, 2013, 03:50:40 am
Happy Birthday 3yay


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: Theraven on May 23, 2013, 08:25:47 am
Not until tomorrow, but thanks :)


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: Jenna on June 07, 2013, 07:47:58 pm
Happy super really belated birthday then. *passes out some old moldy cake for everyone*


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: Theraven on June 08, 2013, 09:44:06 am
Thanks :)
*digs up some cake from the freezer* Anyone?


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: Hannnah on June 10, 2013, 01:39:45 am
Uh 1blink , no thanks
I'll stick with my sister's cakes ;)


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: Theraven on June 10, 2013, 11:25:17 am
It actually tastes very good... Oh well, more for me  ;D


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: Hannnah on June 11, 2013, 01:39:50 am
Yeah my mum had her wedding cake in the freezer from months and it still tasted fresh


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: Theraven on June 11, 2013, 08:07:10 am
It's chocolate cake, the simple square type, with frosting and nothing else on top. Works very well for freezing, and tastes very good, especially the second day out of the freezer (soft, and almost melts on the tongue).


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: caffeinated.joy on June 11, 2013, 11:09:23 am
I have a funny feeling I'll be in the extreme minority here...

I'm not a big fan of cake. Never have been.  The only cake I really like is carrot cake or a spice cake.


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: Jenna on June 17, 2013, 05:50:21 pm
*glares at Joy and points to the door*

Get...out.


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: caffeinated.joy on June 17, 2013, 09:10:21 pm
Fine, but I'm taking the coffee with me. And I won't tell you where I found a stash of JD.

"Walks to the door*


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: caffeinated.joy on June 21, 2013, 08:51:17 am
It's the first day of summer and it's cold and raining. A lovely Autumn day.


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: Theraven on June 21, 2013, 11:05:10 am
It's the first (half) day of my vacation, and it's not particularly cold, but raining. Maybe not so much autumn, but I'm okay with it. Except for the rain, and for the lack of a proper breeze, and... oh, well.


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: Jenna on June 21, 2013, 02:46:01 pm
It's actually warm and mostly sunny here for once. Perfect start for the first day of summer. Although I expect the cold and crappy weather to return soon. Summer is due for another drunken bender soon.


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: Theraven on June 21, 2013, 04:02:33 pm
I - HATE - washing bathrooms! But at least it's over (and probably a whole lot cleaner now than... well maybe ever since I moved in).


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: Squinge on June 21, 2013, 09:36:29 pm
Jenna how about you STFU kk? k


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: Jenna on June 21, 2013, 11:54:09 pm
No. I don't think so. Never. How about you STFU and DIAF instead? Sound good? Good. :D


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: caffeinated.joy on June 22, 2013, 12:35:32 am
Hey, now. Keep it down, will ya? Some of us are trying to sleep...*snicker*

OK, who am I kidding?


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: Stelio Kontos on June 22, 2013, 09:14:50 pm
Political correctness, when applied in the "brutally curbstomp and supress anything that even kinda remotely sorta vaguely sounds somewhat possibly offensive" manner it seemingly is being applied today, quite frankly offends me.

Your move now.


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: Squinge on June 22, 2013, 10:06:39 pm
Ummmm no :P


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: Jenna on June 23, 2013, 12:25:48 am
How about every time you disobey me, Dork, I take a star away. When you hit zero...I toss you into a pit full of amorous donkeys. Sound good? Great! Glad you agree. :P


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: Stelio Kontos on June 26, 2013, 07:50:31 pm
http://youtu.be/VhQK-6iI7cI

This made my week.


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: caffeinated.joy on September 15, 2013, 10:27:11 am
Zombiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiies!

*Revs up chainsaw* It's party time!


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: DaSpecial1 on September 17, 2013, 10:30:29 pm
Aw, I know what's kept you all away--you're missing variety in your spam. Here have a taste of this:

(http://i395.photobucket.com/albums/pp31/DaSpecial1_2008/spamWithCheese.png)


Eat 'em up!  3yay


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: jamesabrown1 on September 18, 2013, 05:10:47 am
Kinda makes me feel a bit like Muffy's spider, ya know - little miss muffet sat on a tuffet, eating her curds and whey, along came a spider, sat down beside her, gagged and it ran away.


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: Katie on September 18, 2013, 11:55:34 am
... I almost threw up, but then I thought, maybe the cheese makes it less awful... ?


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: DaSpecial1 on September 19, 2013, 12:23:34 am
That would have to be some seriously magical cheese.

Is it just me or does that can advertising Spam with cheese actually show a burrito (or omelet you decide :P) with everything but cheese in it?


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: Katie on September 19, 2013, 12:42:47 am
Yeah its some sort of egg-wrap full of veggies. No spam, no cheese.


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: Stelio Kontos on September 19, 2013, 09:07:57 pm
I'm a meatatarian. Except when it's ground beef in spaghetti and there's nowhere enough sauce with said spaghetti.


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: Jenna on September 27, 2013, 09:03:34 pm
I'm a eateverythingexceptspamatarian. That's totally a real word. Seriously.


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: Katie on September 27, 2013, 11:46:51 pm
.... I think I might be one of those, too...


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: Mooncat on December 17, 2013, 02:02:36 am
I'm a proud ally of The American Bacon Party.

I pledge Allegiance to the pigs that become those succulent strips of greasy pork. One flavorgasm, under a food coma. With clogged arteries and high cholesterol for all.


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: broomhilda on December 17, 2013, 02:27:10 am
I'm a proud ally of The American Bacon Party.

I pledge Allegiance to the pigs that become those succulent strips of greasy pork. One flavorgasm, under a food coma. With clogged arteries and high cholesterol for all.
lol how funny...love it


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: Katie on December 20, 2013, 05:56:07 pm
Such poetry...


... and such dedication to a food that is not spam!

This thread has too many spam-lovers...


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: caffeinated.joy on December 20, 2013, 07:09:39 pm
Spam shall die in the fiery pits of hell! Long live coffee! And bacon!


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: DaSpecial1 on December 23, 2013, 01:29:33 am
I love spam...but only in this thread, lol. Wouldn't go near the stuff irl :P


I'm a eateverythingexceptspamatarian. That's totally a real word. Seriously.

1eyebrow Is not 1titter.


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: Jenna on December 23, 2013, 03:46:59 am
Is too. It says so right here in the dictionary, that I in no way altered with the use of a magic marker. Nope. Totally legit.


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: DaSpecial1 on December 23, 2013, 08:43:41 am
Oh well if it was written down it must be true. 

Wait--that ink looks blurry at the end there...*touches page* what is that water? Hmm...it's rum! Jenna! I'm starting to think you may have tampered with that dictionary. 1blink

What? Huh? No I didn't taste the page 1whistle


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: Jenna on December 23, 2013, 12:36:42 pm
What? Huh? No I didn't taste the page

That wasn't rum; that was rum-flavored laxatives! Buwahahaha.


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: Katie on December 27, 2013, 08:32:50 pm
Holy hot mustard sauce, its cold outside!  :eek:


I just needed an excuse to say that, it's my dad's favorite expression.


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: DaSpecial1 on December 31, 2013, 10:12:14 pm
What? Huh? No I didn't taste the page

That wasn't rum; that was rum-flavored laxatives! Buwahahaha.

Dastardly! 1DOH *hatches spam plan* I'll get you my pretty... *evil cackle* >:D

Holy hot mustard sauce, its cold outside!  :eek:


I just needed an excuse to say that, it's my dad's favorite expression.


Cute, think I'll add that to my collection. 1titter



Oh! Last chance for a 2013 can of—wait it's New Year's eve, it has to be special.  Voila! A dinner for you:


(http://i395.photobucket.com/albums/pp31/DaSpecial1_2008/spamcasserole.jpg)

Happy New Year! 3yay 2hug

 


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: DaSpecial1 on February 02, 2014, 01:49:27 am
*crickets chirping*

Dumps theraven's fakey chocolate and goes after the real stuff.  Convinces Jenna to help by filling her basement with JD. 1escape


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: Theraven on February 02, 2014, 08:15:59 am
The chocolate is already eaten. No more to find for chocolate-hungry people here!


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: Jenna on February 02, 2014, 01:52:02 pm
Bright side, we can all go swimming in my basement now thanks to all that booze DaSi dumped in it. :P


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: DaSpecial1 on February 03, 2014, 02:35:22 am
 1DOH Do you have like a chocolate security team or what? I'll have to settle for my caramels then *does her best semblance of golem's voice* You keep nasty chocolates...

Bright side, we can all go swimming in my basement now thanks to all that booze DaSi dumped in it. :P

Hmm would that actually work I mean I never thought about it before but is booze buoyant like water? Not sure I'd even take a dip, what with all the questionable collections in your basement.


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: Katie on March 10, 2014, 05:09:28 pm
Pandas!


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: Theraven on March 10, 2014, 05:17:20 pm
*dumps a load of bamboo on Katie*  :rolleyes:


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: DaSpecial1 on March 12, 2014, 01:12:53 am
*dumps a load of bamboo on Katie*  :rolleyes:

 Spamboo!  3yay  ;D


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: Hannnah on April 28, 2014, 06:51:51 am
 1headwall


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: nezumitwelve on April 28, 2014, 12:37:35 pm
there's a thread for this?


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: Theraven on April 28, 2014, 02:10:16 pm
This is a topic for spam. The topic for spam. The edible kind, or the not-so-edible kind.

Just don't spread spam all over the place. Jenna will send the dungeon trolls after you, Joy will bite you (or eat you if she's in a bad enough mood), and I'll feed the remains to the nearest cowplant.



Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: Paden on May 08, 2014, 05:13:32 pm
And I will dig the holes to bury the remaining parts in. Don't give me that look, I've seen where you've left fingers and toes behind, don't try to deny it. And no chucking them into my litter box again, I KNOW what belongs there and I don't eat those!


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: caffeinated.joy on May 08, 2014, 08:28:46 pm
I don't eat people...I just feed them to the Dork and he chucks back what he doesn't like/want.


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: Jenna on May 08, 2014, 09:20:10 pm
Then I grind that up and feed it to him again. Or to my trolls.


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: Paden on May 18, 2014, 03:22:56 pm
We're pretty economical around here, really. Uh, Jenna, you haven't been putting old SPAM labels on the Dork Chow again, have you? I don't want some of the folks who enjoy the stuff to get hold of his special blend, you know what it does to their digestive systems...


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: caffeinated.joy on August 09, 2014, 12:11:51 am
*Peers around* Geez - *jumps at the loud echo and lowers her voice to a whisper*

Geez, it's gotten quiet in here. Did someone feed The Dork and let him loose in here while he had a bad case of gas or something?


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: Paden on August 25, 2014, 03:40:45 pm
*points to gas mask on her head* Are you my mummy??


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: Hannnah on August 26, 2014, 01:00:26 am
AAAAAH WHERES THE DOCTOR!!!!


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: DaSpecial1 on September 15, 2014, 09:32:20 am
*Doctor prescribes you...spam*

Use frequently  3yay


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: Jenna on September 18, 2014, 02:20:18 am
*Doctor prescribes you...spam*

Hah, that makes me want to revive the old InSim's Doctor Office game thread. Someone really should go clean the dust, cobwebs, and dead bodies out of that subforum. I nominate DaSi for that.


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: DaSpecial1 on September 19, 2014, 03:41:37 am
I thought of that thread after I typed that, hehe.

Someone really should go clean the dust, cobwebs, and dead bodies out of that subforum. I nominate DaSi for that.

No problem, I'll just add that to my growing list of things to avoid doing this week, ha.  I did have a look at a few old threads there this week though...had quite a few chuckles.1titter

Oh and:

(http://i395.photobucket.com/albums/pp31/DaSpecial1_2008/16d7ad63-489a-4984-8422-62e8b4b9df35.jpg)

Yummmm...You get the first piece Jenna ;D


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: Jenna on September 19, 2014, 11:17:10 am
That's quite alright. Let's, um, let's give the first bite to Joy! She looooooves spamcake!


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: caffeinated.joy on September 20, 2014, 09:29:34 am
No she doesn't. But I hear the furball does!


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: Paden on October 07, 2014, 03:02:13 pm
*rolls over and blinks sleepily* I can't have coconut, I'm allergic as all you know what to it and you guys can't afford the vet bills. I AM having a major craving for some sushi, sashimi and other Asian foods, though, as well as some bacon style SPAM.


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: DaSpecial1 on October 10, 2014, 11:54:04 pm
Yumm Paden sounds good.  I'm actually craving a gyro plate lunch & I heard Jenna was making sammiches.  Jenna? where's the beef--er lamb as the case may be :D.       I'm hungraaaaaay!


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: Paden on November 19, 2014, 08:51:50 pm
Been doing a bunch of baking since the weather turned cold, pies and such. Also, my cat Maggie is wreaking total devastation upon my silk flower arrangement. I think I need to give her some catnip and watch her get blitzed.


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: Paden on April 25, 2015, 10:31:27 am
OK, someone has to do this, someone has to breathe some life into this thread once more, so here goes.... SPAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAM! And now Squinge can clean up the mess I've made, I'm too tired from running through and screaming. *flops down and falls back to sleep*


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: Theraven on April 25, 2015, 10:43:16 am
(http://i61.tinypic.com/2dgukpi.jpg)

(http://i61.tinypic.com/2ltczt.jpg)


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: DaSpecial1 on April 28, 2015, 08:29:56 am
A spamalicious hunk to spice things up a bit:


(http://i395.photobucket.com/albums/pp31/DaSpecial1_2008/Sexybeast20lol.jpg)


He's all yours *rawr*


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: Paden on May 31, 2015, 04:58:33 pm
*dances through singing the SPAM song, trips, falls, crawls away giggling like a total lunatic*


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: caffeinated.joy on May 31, 2015, 11:11:48 pm
For your viewing pleasure...and a few supper ideas.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M_eYSuPKP3Y


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: Paden on June 19, 2015, 05:54:50 pm
I REFUSE TO LET THIS THREAD DIE!!!! SPAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAM!!!


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: caffeinated.joy on June 19, 2015, 08:11:52 pm
Ahhhhhhhh! Spam zombies!!!!!!!!!!  1zombie


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: Paden on July 07, 2015, 03:48:44 pm
BUZZSAW!!! *bzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzt!! :D


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: DaSpecial1 on January 04, 2016, 03:45:34 am
Yay! New Year's spamcake and I baked it! 1love  *fills room with spamcake and rum* 1escape


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: DaSpecial1 on February 20, 2017, 09:57:52 pm
Cough, couughh! *fans dust clouds* Helllohoooo *echoes*

Who's preparing this year's spam buffet? I've a barrel o' rum & some hot coffee. Bring meh snacks! 3yay


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: Jenna on February 21, 2017, 11:33:12 am
First we need to get someone to clean up all the dust and grime. Those don't go so well with snacks.

....and what is that smell? Did we forget and leave someone locked in a closet? Whoops.


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: Dullahan on February 21, 2017, 11:51:16 pm
Don't look at me, I'm allergic to grime


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: Theraven on February 22, 2017, 05:19:26 am
Maybe it's the most recent spambots. Someone must have taken the bodies after my last chainsaw massacre, but I don't know who, or what they did to the bodies. When I turned my back, every last trace of blood and gore was gone.


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: Jenna on February 22, 2017, 11:50:43 am
Or maybe the Dork has mistaken the thread for the bathroom again.


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: Squinge on February 23, 2017, 07:32:53 pm
Oops sorry about that 😉


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: caffeinated.joy on February 23, 2017, 08:23:12 pm
*Hands the Dork a mop and a bucket* Get to work, Dork, or it's back to Jenna's basement for you.


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: DaSpecial1 on February 27, 2017, 10:32:37 am
Wasn't there a magic litter box in here for Squinge's er---special moments?  We gotta spruce it up in here, I'm hungraaay!

I'm thinking bbq....


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: Squinge on March 07, 2017, 12:19:05 am
Happy Birthday To Me who's buying the drinks?


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: Jenna on March 07, 2017, 12:13:35 pm
You are! Which, by the way, is just so kind of you. :P


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: Paden on March 08, 2017, 05:18:42 pm
SPAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAM!!!!!!


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: Paden on November 07, 2017, 12:26:35 pm
*fires up the old chainsaw because hell, no SPAM thread deserves to die a lonely death unless it is death by chainsaw and boomstick* BZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ!!! SPAM!!


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: Jenna on November 07, 2017, 11:10:10 pm
You're necroing a spam thread to post MOAR spam?

(https://i.imgur.com/6PEcucu.jpg)


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: Paden on November 08, 2017, 08:04:38 pm
At least it's not Bunny Foofoo confessions!


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: Jenna on November 08, 2017, 08:15:40 pm
(https://i.imgur.com/zPueXTG.jpg)


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: Paden on November 11, 2017, 06:13:53 pm
Stalk my FB wall for further developments on the Bunny Foofoo situation...


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: Jenna on November 11, 2017, 08:02:05 pm
I posted that because of your Bunny Foofoo situation. *throws a can of spam at you and runs away*


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: DaSpecial1 on November 12, 2017, 03:48:05 am
Bunnyfoofoo...1confuzzed the things you bump into on a spam thread 1giggle

In other news----> I spam therefore I am 1coffee


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: Paden on November 12, 2017, 12:21:49 pm
*catches can of Spam and runs away to make scalloped potatoes and Spam* LUNCH!!


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: Stelio Kontos on November 14, 2017, 12:42:41 am
Schrödinger's Spam. It's there and isn't at the same time


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: Paden on January 09, 2018, 01:12:05 pm
Bunny Foofoo ran off with my can of SPAM, dang it!!


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: Jenna on January 11, 2018, 03:12:23 pm
You sure it wasn't Squinge? He really loves that stuff.


Title: Re: The New Official Spam Thread!
Post by: Paden on January 18, 2018, 04:50:01 pm
Nope, it was for sure a bunny. Bunnies leave smaller poo-nuggets than Squinges according to the wild life handbooks.


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