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Title: Your most annoying relative(s)?
Post by: DeliciouslyDemonic on June 14, 2010, 09:16:53 am
I'd have to say my little brother and all three of my uncles. :P What about you?


Title: Re: Your most annoying relative(s)?
Post by: Sophiaa on June 15, 2010, 01:02:42 pm
My very Christian cousin. She believes she is holier than thou and uses it as an excuse to look down on the rest of us. I've had dreams and visions of me getting her in a headlock and making her eyes bleed out, she really pisses me off (I'm not a violent person btw, nor am I the type to discriminate against a particualr group of people - but I do get really pissed off lol!)


Title: Re: Your most annoying relative(s)?
Post by: DeliciouslyDemonic on June 15, 2010, 06:31:41 pm
Woah, none of my Christian friends act like that. o_O


Title: Re: Your most annoying relative(s)?
Post by: Theraven on June 15, 2010, 07:32:35 pm
I think I've got a whole family of annoying relatives... to one or another degree, at least. Most of them have certain quirks that repeats a bit too often, though...

Like one of my aunts, who has a big schaefer of a dog which she insists is "just happy to see me". Seriously - that huge thing almost jumped me the last time I saw it, and I'm terrified of dogs! It was WOOOSH, dog face half a meter from my face, and me almost screaming in fear, heart racing in about 200, slamming shut the car door, and swearing I wouldn't get out until the dog was out of sight... And my aunt, of course, repeating the phrase (which I've heard too many times to take seriously by now) "Don't worry - she's not dangerous, she's just happy to see you!"

I swear - never say that to someone who is terrified of dogs. I almost grew fangs myself!

It's natural to be afraid of dogs. They're close relatives of wolves, in case no one have noticed, and even most people who have a dog would be terrified if they met a wild wolf... They have big, sharp fangs, and they jump you when they are happy. I don't like being jumped by anything with sharp teeth, whether it is happy or not...

My ex's family dog is a tad easier to deal with, and I'm not as terrified of that one as the other big monster, but jack russel terriers (especially since he is twice the size of most other Jack Russels) can still be scary... Whenever I visited, they actually had to hold him down for several minutes so he wouldn't jump me. I swear, I was happy to be still alive after that visit, and I think I was shaking, too... I've got no idea how many times they had to repeat the overmentioned phrase to me, and it took me several visits to dare being in the same room as the mini monster, and after that I couldn't be in that house without looking over my shoulder at least once every five minutes...

Now my aunt's family (who swore no dogs would ever enter their house) in the neighbor house has five (if I'm not mistaken) dogs to share... And at least four of them are big and scary. Guess who doesn't come to visit much any more...


Title: Re: Your most annoying relative(s)?
Post by: Katie on June 19, 2010, 11:42:46 am
Sounds painful...  :-\

My uncle Earl (Really Viorel... but that's hard for people to say I guess... in English it should be Victor.) Is soooooo obnoxious! I want to hit him with things!


Title: Re: Your most annoying relative(s)?
Post by: Hullabaloo on June 19, 2010, 03:01:28 pm
My family sucks, actually we haven't talked to each other for ten years or so. When my grandfather died most of them went for the money like a group of starving hyenas. They are so...disgusting.


Title: Re: Your most annoying relative(s)?
Post by: Paden on July 21, 2010, 06:35:50 pm
Don't even get me going about my family... It would take up too much time and too much room.


Title: Re: Your most annoying relative(s)?
Post by: rockhead on July 22, 2010, 10:31:45 pm
Katie you haven't met annoying til I describe my cousin Chad he constantly wants to be around me and he bugs me to no end, when I see him of course


Title: Re: Your most annoying relative(s)?
Post by: Spartle on July 23, 2010, 04:33:22 am
Simple solution, guys.  Do what I did... send them all to Pescado. 1club


Title: Re: Your most annoying relative(s)?
Post by: Glamily on July 23, 2010, 05:57:50 am
My nan I would have to say. Although.. we think she actually has a mental issue, but she won't help herself and keeps making innapporiate (I cannot spell it) jokes and says rude things and basically ridiculed my aunt who already had depression and anxiety issues. She inisists on telling me and my sister exactly where our aunts and uncles and mum were.. made and exactly when. And she has this dogs. I have no problem with dogs of any size but these dogs are tiny and she gives them more attention then she ever gave her children! And the lies.. she lies constantly to everybody about everything and anything. Even small things. But enough about her..

My brother is irritating. He insists on ruffling my hair, hugging me, breathing on me and just not leaving me alone. Now the breathing on I woldn't have a problem with if he actually owned a toothbrush and knew how to use one


Title: Re: Your most annoying relative(s)?
Post by: DeliciouslyDemonic on July 23, 2010, 11:42:31 am
Now the breathing on I woldn't have a problem with if he actually owned a toothbrush and knew how to use one

My brother is like that too. But worse, he's into wrestling, so I get tackled and put into submission holds on a daily basis. Then he cries when I kick him back. >.> My parents just tell me to grow up and ignore him. How can you ignore it when an eleven year old boy is driving his knees into your back? IT HURTS.

And My nan is homophobic and going senile. She's the best to be around. She'll go and say all gays are going to hell and chastize my uncle for cussing, then say 'What's this crap?' when HER shows aren't on. Even better? She likes wrestling too. Have you ever walked in on a 70 year old women cheering for two sweaty men rolling around on the floor with each other even though she hates gays? Priceless.


Title: Re: Your most annoying relative(s)?
Post by: rockhead on July 23, 2010, 01:06:01 pm
Katie my grandfather teases me to no end and I am getting tired of it.


Title: Re: Your most annoying relative(s)?
Post by: HappyThoughts on July 23, 2010, 01:25:08 pm
I'm with Paden on this one, I too have too many to choose from.  In laws included right?


Title: Re: Your most annoying relative(s)?
Post by: Jenna on July 23, 2010, 02:59:10 pm
In laws included right?

*abuses her admin powers to include a clause about in-laws*

My brother-in-law definitely qualifies for the 'Most Annoying' category. He and his "lodge brothers" want to build an addition to their little clubhouse, so to come up with his share of the renovation costs, he took out a title loan on my older sister's car. He also happens to be unemployed, with three kids, and has a total lack of financial planning skills. Ugh.

The guy just gets dumber every time I talk to him.


Title: Re: Your most annoying relative(s)?
Post by: DaSpecial1 on July 23, 2010, 03:15:03 pm
Is this list limited to annoying relatives or can I add just the plain evil ones too? >:D


Title: Re: Your most annoying relative(s)?
Post by: HappyThoughts on July 23, 2010, 03:41:30 pm
evil relatives, now theres a whole new topic to start.  Annoying is one thing, I can laugh off annoying.  Evil is a completely different category where my mother reigns supreme.


Title: Re: Your most annoying relative(s)?
Post by: DeliciouslyDemonic on July 23, 2010, 04:26:28 pm
My boyfriend's mum definitly fits in the vil catagory, though she's not my in-law yet.


Title: Re: Your most annoying relative(s)?
Post by: HappyThoughts on July 23, 2010, 08:20:40 pm
lol Jenna, that reminded my of my brother, divorced, father of 2, delivers pizzas, takes off to florida for two weeks and tells our parents I've already agreed to watch his kids on the weekends....I didnt even know he was gone.  That was a month ago, no word from my parents or my brother since.  That was hard to laugh off.


Title: Re: Your most annoying relative(s)?
Post by: Cindra on August 02, 2010, 05:57:11 pm
I have a cousin who lives with his girlfriend's mom and step-dad. He doesn't have a job. He doesn't cook or clean. He has an 8 month old baby and another one on the way. His girlfriend works 2 jobs while pregnant. They don't pay any rent or buy any groceries. All he wants to do is play online Texas Hold'em and go fishing. Oh I forgot to mention.. he sleeps in until like 1:00 pm. Yea he only calls or talks to me and my sister's if he needs something then throws a fit & talks crap on us when we don't help him. He's a real loser, but every family has a bad egg in the mix somewhere. That's just life.



Title: Re: Your most annoying relative(s)?
Post by: Jenna on August 02, 2010, 07:58:39 pm
My brother-in-law (http://www.insimenator.org/index.php/topic,110323.msg1600171.html#msg1600171) strikes again:

Having been defeated by my sister (she made him return the loan money), my brother-in-law recently attempted to auction off half their stuff on EBay! Thankfully, she was able to stop him before any bids were placed.

We're all anxiously awaiting his next brilliant move. Heh.


Title: Re: Your most annoying relative(s)?
Post by: idontcare on August 04, 2010, 03:16:36 am
I don't have any annoying relatives really. however my mom's bf's youngest son is like the brother I never wanted. every weekend he's here it seems like he calls my name telling me something annoying/disgusting.
Oh and damn does he get cranky early sometimes. We were playing Mario Kart and he kept wanting to start over because he got a bad score. Some of those times he wouldn't even let me finish the race. He's like "it makes no sense. you're not gonna get a good score anyway. we might as well start over"
Also sometimes he locks my bedroom door and won't let me back in.
He also sits in my computer chair when I was about to get on the computer (plus I don't like him sitting there with his "brotherly" germs. I'm very particular about my chair.)

Now if you'd like to talk about ahole relatives, that would be my father. He's not annoying. He's the scum of the earth but at least I don't see him anymore. It's just difficult at times because he's on my mind a lot and won't go away. kinda fun to hate on him and sing angry songs though..I'm not the hating type at all but whenever something goes wrong I can have somebody to blame it on (I would bash myself enough in the past for things..now it can be a person that might actually deserve not so nice feelings)



Title: Re: Your most annoying relative(s)?
Post by: Paden on August 04, 2010, 11:12:05 am
Uh huh... I've got a sister that is so fake sweet that she puts saccharine to shame for causing cancer in lab rats. Seriously, for people she doesn't like, she has this oh so sweet and light tone, three or four notes higher than her normal speaking voice and she's so very careful to be polite and helpful, but you can bet that as soon as the other person hangs up the phone or leaves the area, she reverts to such a poisonous character that you want to milk her fangs and put the venom up for making antidotes...

This is the same woman that claims to have raised my daughter from the time she was born up til we moved from our home town. Hello?! That so did not happen because when we would go to visit the woman and my daughter started to fuss or act up just the smallest bit, she would snap out demands that I take the child home and not bring her back to visit until she knew how to behave like she had half a mind. Needless to say, we didn't visit her much after that and my God, holidays were a painful chore to be gotten through with much teeth gritting and a few glasses of wine with the holiday dinner... I maybe have only two siblings remaining out of six that I like, the others can go take a flying leap from a tall cliff into a quarry below for all I care.


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