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You may have noticed that I haven't been around that is because Jenna has me locked up in her basement and it sucks she doesn't feed me & there are some big rats down here in her basement.

...and I'm not going to feed you until you get your ass back on MSN, Dork.

Aww, poor thing.
*flies through the tiny window in the corner, carrying some chocolate cake crumbles*
Best thing I could find, and it taste del... err... anyways, I hope it keeps you alive for a few more days, Squinge.
*Squawks to frighten off a couple of rats, and flies back out*

Well, I am pleased that you said, "Hi!", Squinge.


Thanks, Jenna, if anyone can get him back in line, it is you.

*Quickly closes the door after she emerges from the basement*

Hey Jenna, Mr Squinge's pen is cleaned up. Where's Engram?

I have no idea. I sent her to go get something from my basement, and...

...oh, crap. That might explain the screaming I heard the other night.

I am on MSN now give me some food :P

Here is a piece of cake for you but you'll have to go outside and grab get it from that giant plant that has a big smile on its face.

Pfft. Get your ass off MSN, Dork. :P

*snuffles*

Engram?  You heard.. a scream..?

*runs off to wail in a corner*

You are wicked, MissDoh!

I think the plant needs milked...

I volunteer Engram for the milking job! Imagine the money we will make off her sla-... Oh carry on.. carry on.. We'll hire someone to do the milking job.

*gets off of MSN* now feed me :P

I have some pumpkin cookies. Made them with what was left of my burned out jack-o-lantern.

Oh, great! Now you've done it! You fed him!

I'm not going down there to clean up once he processes those. I don't even want to know what his alimentary canal is going to turn those into!

Jenna, can we starve the rats so they'll eat the stuff that comes out the other end in desperation? Otherwise we need a volunteer. And a new HAZMAT suit. The old one melted last time we used it.

Might as well get a back-up or spare when ordering that HAZMAT suit. Don't bother looking my way for a volunteer, the basement is not  handicapped assessable. I have always thought of you, Engram, as being the strong, dependable type. Just carry on as usual.

Didn't you know, Nonni, that my basement is in fact handicap accessible? We utilize the time honored "Heave Ho!" system. All we need is two people to grab you firmly by the arms and chuck you down the stairs. How you get back up, well...I haven't worked out those details yet.


I have some duct tape and plastic wrap. Since I can't pull money out of the liquor budget, that'll have to do for a Hazmat suit. Also, my rats will eat most anything, but not even I would subject those poor, darling critters to that kind of abuse.

Now, someone help Nonni get ready -- she fed him, she can clean up after him.

Sorry Nonni that pic was way too big I had to remove your post.

Oh, gosh - don't apologize - my bad. Do I get a spanking?  >:D

Give him a spanking instead.

...although, on second thought, he'd probably enjoy it. Nevermind. :P

No I wouldn't and stop replying on old posts :P

YOU stop replying to old posts, you necromancing Dork.:P

It wasn't me bish :P

Yes, yes it was. STOP LYING, YOU LIAR! :P

No, no it wasn't, you stop lying biatch :P

I'm not lying, you're lying, ass monkey.

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