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Title: Important! Notice of Downtime
Post by: Jenna on November 16, 2010, 02:48:38 pm
In approximately two days, we're going to be taking InSim and InSimadult offline while we switch to a new host. This move comes quicker than we had originally anticipated, and we're hoping to keep the downtime to a minimum, and will appreciate your patience during the transfer.

Anyone who exhibits any temper-tantrums, kermitflailing, or general asshattery during this time shall be flogged, tarred and feathered, and locked in a pen of amorous donkeys. Repeat and/or particularly troublesome offenders will be given a chainsaw enema.


Title: Re: Important! Notice of Downtime
Post by: Paden on November 16, 2010, 02:52:31 pm
They will also have to attend a guitar concert given by Squinge as he eats garlic and onion sandwiches on pumpernickle bread.


Title: Re: Important! Notice of Downtime
Post by: Jenna on November 16, 2010, 02:54:43 pm
*cringes* That's almost worse than all of the above combined.


Title: Re: Important! Notice of Downtime
Post by: Paden on November 16, 2010, 03:37:42 pm
Did I mention that he would be singing, as well?


Title: Re: Important! Notice of Downtime
Post by: Jenna on November 16, 2010, 03:41:55 pm
*cringes again* There's cruel, and then there's that...


Title: Re: Important! Notice of Downtime
Post by: Nonni on November 16, 2010, 03:46:50 pm
Is withdrawal and hyper-ventilation punishable?
I may sound a bit naive but why is being locked in a pen with amorous donkeys a punishment?


Title: Re: Important! Notice of Downtime
Post by: Katie on November 16, 2010, 04:08:40 pm
Withdrawal!! Ehh. Hopefully it'll be back up soon? Well anyways... I've got this ANND drama club withdrawal now. o.O


Title: Re: Important! Notice of Downtime
Post by: Stinkerbella on November 16, 2010, 05:59:34 pm
Whatever it takes to keep the sites up and running has my total support. PLUS I dont wanna go through none of mentioned punishments. LOL!


Title: Re: Important! Notice of Downtime
Post by: G-Knee on November 16, 2010, 06:53:11 pm
Guitar concert AND singing with ONIONS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

With donkeys trampling them underfoot!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

YIKES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Count me out!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I'll cry under my pillow!!!!  So no one can hear me!  ;)


Title: Re: Important! Notice of Downtime
Post by: Paden on November 16, 2010, 07:43:42 pm
Well, those punishments will only be inflicted if you act like an asshat.


Title: Re: Important! Notice of Downtime
Post by: caffeinated.joy on November 16, 2010, 08:11:01 pm
Add to that list: "will be forced to sit in a locked room with Joy while she is in the throes of incurable caffeine withdrawal".


Title: Re: Important! Notice of Downtime
Post by: fatedicewolf on November 16, 2010, 08:28:05 pm
*cowers* Eeekkk...


Title: Re: Important! Notice of Downtime
Post by: J. M. Pescado on November 16, 2010, 09:17:13 pm
We are ahead of schedule. Migration will commence sometime in the dead of night today. That is all.


Title: Re: Important! Notice of Downtime
Post by: Katie on November 16, 2010, 09:34:46 pm
I'm scared!  :D


Title: Re: Important! Notice of Downtime
Post by: MaryH on November 16, 2010, 09:48:16 pm
Thanks for the warning-now I'll head for my bunker and hope to see Insim intact when I emerge again. I don't want to witness Squinge singing, dancing or playing any instrument even while he isn't eating!


Title: Re: Important! Notice of Downtime
Post by: G-Knee on November 16, 2010, 10:33:55 pm
I agree with MaryH!!!

< crying QUIETLY in my pillow > < holding breath that Insim will survive! >


Title: Re: Important! Notice of Downtime
Post by: Nonni on November 16, 2010, 11:44:32 pm
*reverting to sycophantic worshiper*
Now that the Most Awesome Wizard has shown himself, I am not afraid.
No offensive intended to our other magnificent doyens.


Title: Re: Important! Notice of Downtime
Post by: Paden on November 17, 2010, 01:30:28 am
Pay no attention to the crank behind the curtains, he does the tech work and stinks up the break room with Limburger cheese... :D


Title: Re: Important! Notice of Downtime
Post by: DaSpecial1 on November 17, 2010, 01:47:26 am
*Dasi fires up the Sims to keep herself occupied until the sites return*

See ya's on the flipside! 3wink


Um, hope the garlic and onion-breathed singing will be from a great distance...yeech, I just thought of garlicky-onion kisses. 1escape


Title: Re: Important! Notice of Downtime
Post by: Jenna on November 17, 2010, 01:56:47 am
We already keep the Dork at a great distance from us. Thanks to this, we'll need to put him even further away from now on.

...not that that's a necessarily bad thing, and all though. :P


Title: Re: Important! Notice of Downtime
Post by: J. M. Pescado on November 17, 2010, 07:20:09 am
Battlecruiser operational.


Title: Re: Important! Notice of Downtime
Post by: Paden on November 17, 2010, 08:00:22 am
At least you didn't say "battleaxe". When I hear that phrase, I think of my mother-in-law gearing up to do something heinous. Again.


Title: Re: Important! Notice of Downtime
Post by: Jenna on November 17, 2010, 08:46:23 pm
And now my reign of terror can truly begin. Erm, I mean...uh...

...we can haz cheezeserver yet again. Huzzah!


Title: Re: Important! Notice of Downtime
Post by: Nonni on November 17, 2010, 09:00:21 pm
  3yay
All hail the Staff and their amazing nucleus of effort, we are safely anchored.


Title: Re: Important! Notice of Downtime
Post by: kaoz666 on November 17, 2010, 09:33:24 pm
(http://i358.photobucket.com/albums/oo22/DroidWelder/Kermitflailing.gif)

It had to be done...sorry. :P


Title: Re: Important! Notice of Downtime
Post by: G-Knee on November 18, 2010, 12:14:20 am
YEAH!!!!
She's safe!!!!
Do I see Donkeys?  Do I hear singing?

OOOHHHH NOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

ONIONS!!!!!!!!!!   jenna1

RUN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!   1yay


Title: Re: Important! Notice of Downtime
Post by: Stinkerbella on November 18, 2010, 02:12:31 am
Glad the site is already back up!  ;D

Did somebody say....Donkey?  :p

(http://i13.photobucket.com/albums/a263/Miss_Kitty81/6a00d83451be5969e200e54f31deee8833-.jpg)


Title: Re: Important! Notice of Downtime
Post by: Paden on November 18, 2010, 11:41:04 pm
kaoz, report to Squinge's entertainment room, please. (Totally stole the gif, by the way, it was too good not to! :D)


Title: Re: Important! Notice of Downtime
Post by: Nonni on November 19, 2010, 10:19:43 am
You took Engram off that duty? I escaped Dork's Dock by teleporting out after Jenna tipped my virtual wheelchair over down her basement stairs. I can't believe the 'disabled' card didn't play with her. Geesh.

Are we spamming here? I feel kinda naughty but as I asked Solaris over at Sugah's ~ What's the fun in being nice?
*name dropping* heh-heh-heh


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