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Title: Of Dudes and Dames - an UnBeautiful Legacy Story - Generation Two Episode One Now Up!
Post by: ~*Jax*~ on September 01, 2006, 05:19:10 pm
***WARNING - this story is not necessarily politically correct.***
 
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v481/SimQueen/The%20Sims%202/Of%20Dudes%20and%20Dames/0000.jpg)
 
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v481/SimQueen/The%20Sims%202/Of%20Dudes%20and%20Dames/0001.jpg)
 
WOOT! I finally made it to Ishkibibblapalooza. What a long trip.
 
Hi, I'm Chris Iskibibble. This is my story. I am on a mission to flood this town of gorgeous people with the ugliest things since ... well ... ever.
 
I don't have a lot of stuff right now, but that's ok. It will all come together in time.
 
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v481/SimQueen/The%20Sims%202/Of%20Dudes%20and%20Dames/0002.jpg)
 
Bought myself a computer to find a job. Ended up in the military, hopefully that will help me find a dame or dude to start a family with.
 
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v481/SimQueen/The%20Sims%202/Of%20Dudes%20and%20Dames/0003.jpg)
 
Went trolling through the want ads and personals looking for a decent dating service. Found that my mother was looking for love and included a photo ... sold the computer and now want to gouge my eyes out with a popsicle stick ... ew.
 
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v481/SimQueen/The%20Sims%202/Of%20Dudes%20and%20Dames/0004.jpg)
 
Didn't have to wait long before the welcoming comittee showed up. The blonde chick is Marissa. Don't like her. Too ... average. Brandi is around somewhere, though not in the frame. Nice flat face. She's definately in the running. Now Benjamin, on the other hand ... nice nose! Yum. Will have to keep a close eye on him.
 
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v481/SimQueen/The%20Sims%202/Of%20Dudes%20and%20Dames/0005.jpg)
 
Still yearning for that schnoze.
 
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v481/SimQueen/The%20Sims%202/Of%20Dudes%20and%20Dames/0006.jpg)
 
I thought I had said goodbye to the committee, as it was getting late. So, I took out the TV dinner, intent on stuffing my face while watching the sports channel.
 
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v481/SimQueen/The%20Sims%202/Of%20Dudes%20and%20Dames/0007.jpg)
 
As I took the dinner out of the microwave, I heard a bizarre noise behind me.
 
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v481/SimQueen/The%20Sims%202/Of%20Dudes%20and%20Dames/0008.jpg)
 
Benjamin had pissed off Marissa off for the last time. They started to fight. Being a boxing fan, it was great having a front row seat. What a way to welcome me to the town!
 
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v481/SimQueen/The%20Sims%202/Of%20Dudes%20and%20Dames/0009.jpg)
 
Brandi thought that going into the bathroom would give her a better view of the fight. Who knows what goes on in a dame's mind? When she locked herself in, she realized her mistake. The fight migrated to in front of the door, so she was trapped.
 
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v481/SimQueen/The%20Sims%202/Of%20Dudes%20and%20Dames/0010.jpg)
 
I was cheering for Benjamin. After all, Marissa was complaining all night about my not having walls around the entire house. Walls are highly overrated in my lofty opinion. Harumph.
 
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v481/SimQueen/The%20Sims%202/Of%20Dudes%20and%20Dames/0011.jpg)
 
I realized at this point, that Marissa was cheating. Dames just don't fight fair.
 
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v481/SimQueen/The%20Sims%202/Of%20Dudes%20and%20Dames/0012.jpg)
 
So, Benjamin got his ass kicked by a dame. How disappointing! And to top it off, she broke his glorious beak!
 
Cow.
 
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v481/SimQueen/The%20Sims%202/Of%20Dudes%20and%20Dames/0012.jpg)
 
Wimp.
 
My genes will not be passed on with someone who is as wimpy as Benjamin. First he got his ass kicked by a dame, now he's crying??? Gimme a break!
 
So, Brandi is now the forerunner. Hope she passes on that flat face!
 
Hm. I wonder if I can get abducted.
 
Must. Buy. Telescope.
 
heh ... to check out the action ...
 
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v481/SimQueen/The%20Sims%202/Of%20Dudes%20and%20Dames/0014.jpg)
 
Sometime during the fight, Brandi broke the shower.
 
So, being a man, and technologically advanced, I decided to fix it. Worked hard on it for a number of hours.
 
...
 
The repairman will be here in the morning.


Title: Of Dudes and Dames - an UnBeautiful Legacy Story - Generation Two Episode One Now Up!
Post by: ladyrose on September 02, 2006, 03:23:27 pm
heh heh heh this is really good! Its given me a good laugh :grin:


Title: Of Dudes and Dames - an UnBeautiful Legacy Story - Generation Two Episode One Now Up!
Post by: oddball011 on September 02, 2006, 09:03:40 pm
lol this is so funny


Title: Of Dudes and Dames - an UnBeautiful Legacy Story - Generation Two Episode One Now Up!
Post by: Elven_Song on September 03, 2006, 02:15:35 am
xD Awesome start! I tried a legacy once..

It didn't even get off the ground.. >.> lol.
 ME + Legacy = nothing.zip.zilch.natta.numero zero.Ah- ...you get the picture. =D


Title: Of Dudes and Dames - an UnBeautiful Legacy Story - Generation Two Episode One Now Up!
Post by: ~*Jax*~ on September 03, 2006, 08:52:16 pm
Thank you all very much!  I will be posting more chapters as I get them done.


Title: Of Dudes and Dames - an UnBeautiful Legacy Story - Generation Two Episode One Now Up!
Post by: Dese on September 05, 2006, 01:45:48 am
Hah, me + legacies = never finished also.
I just loved the part where he found his Mom's personal online.. that had me laughing!!


Title: Of Dudes and Dames - an UnBeautiful Legacy Story - Generation Two Episode One Now Up!
Post by: hotrod50s on September 05, 2006, 06:11:19 am
this is a first lol wanting to flood the town with ugly instead of the other way around.this is a very funny story hope you follow it thru,i too have trouble with the legacy type things i always getdistracted or forget which house i put them in lol.


Title: Of Dudes and Dames Episode Two
Post by: ~*Jax*~ on September 05, 2006, 02:28:29 pm
(http://pics.livejournal.com/inyri_jax/pic/000h884q) (http://pics.livejournal.com/inyri_jax/pic/000h884q/g143)


Sick and tired of waiting at home, I took off to the local mall - Ishkibibblaplaza. Had a nice restaurant there called IshkibibblaPizza. The host was stunning ... look at that flat face! I wonder if he's related to Brandi.
(http://pics.livejournal.com/inyri_jax/pic/000h9d61) (http://pics.livejournal.com/inyri_jax/pic/000h9d61/g143)


The dude who was my waiter was kinda cool. He agreed with me, this town is full of fugly people. Exactly what I am looking for.
(http://pics.livejournal.com/inyri_jax/pic/000ha1se) (http://pics.livejournal.com/inyri_jax/pic/000ha1se/g143)


He, however, is a complete wad. Spilled my dinner all over me...not to mention they tried to make me pay for his mistake. Hell no, Dude.
(http://pics.livejournal.com/inyri_jax/pic/000hb6sx) (http://pics.livejournal.com/inyri_jax/pic/000hb6sx/g143)


Tried to apologize. Yeah, yeah. Dude ... whatever.
(http://pics.livejournal.com/inyri_jax/pic/000hce83) (http://pics.livejournal.com/inyri_jax/pic/000hce83/g143)


Managed to convince dude to get me free food.

Free chicken tastes better than anything else.
(http://pics.livejournal.com/inyri_jax/pic/000hd10c) (http://pics.livejournal.com/inyri_jax/pic/000hd10c/g143)


Dude was on top of service for the rest of my visit. Wad still didn't get a tip.

Decided to go on the prowl for a dame or dude to start to date. This alone shit isn't working for me.
(http://pics.livejournal.com/inyri_jax/pic/000he664) (http://pics.livejournal.com/inyri_jax/pic/000he664/g143)


Met up with Ivy and Christy. Both are kinda pretty. Definately dames I would want as friends ... not future Moms to the Ishkibibble Legacy.
(http://pics.livejournal.com/inyri_jax/pic/000hf1be) (http://pics.livejournal.com/inyri_jax/pic/000hf1be/g143)


Bought groceries at the supermarket ... flirted with the teen dame.

Nice rack. Nice butt. Too cute.
(http://pics.livejournal.com/inyri_jax/pic/000hgdxb) (http://pics.livejournal.com/inyri_jax/pic/000hgdxb/g143)


Time to cruise the boulevard...and buy me new threads ....
(http://pics.livejournal.com/inyri_jax/pic/000hhfch) (http://pics.livejournal.com/inyri_jax/pic/000hhfch/g143)


Damn ... I look good. I think I'm going to get a hair cut. Not to worry ... my gorgeous locks will still thrill the dudes and dames of Ishkibibblapalooza.
(http://pics.livejournal.com/inyri_jax/pic/000hkht8) (http://pics.livejournal.com/inyri_jax/pic/000hkht8/g143)


Yup. Damn good looking. My ass is sweet in this get up.

Figured to support the local businesses, and call up the local matchmaker. Need to learn about the dudes and dames here, time is running out! I've only got 20 days until I am an elder!
(http://pics.livejournal.com/inyri_jax/pic/000hp747) (http://pics.livejournal.com/inyri_jax/pic/000hp747/g143)


Here's Wendy! Take a look at those lips!

Man oh man. Gotta get those genes in my pool.
(http://pics.livejournal.com/inyri_jax/pic/000hqart) (http://pics.livejournal.com/inyri_jax/pic/000hqart/g143)


Swept her off her feet with my charm and wit.

Dames have no defence when Chrishikibbible ... er ... Chris Ishkibibble is one the prowl!
(http://pics.livejournal.com/inyri_jax/pic/000hr1be) (http://pics.livejournal.com/inyri_jax/pic/000hr1be/g143)


Mmmm ... smells like cinnamon.
(http://pics.livejournal.com/inyri_jax/pic/000hs3rp) (http://pics.livejournal.com/inyri_jax/pic/000hs3rp/g143)


I know the dames think of me all the time. As they should.

However, she is the same age as my mother ... and that just reminded me of the internet computer ad ...

Pardon me...gotta spew!
(http://pics.livejournal.com/inyri_jax/pic/000htkb7) (http://pics.livejournal.com/inyri_jax/pic/000htkb7/g143)


She's still there ... isn't she?

Ew.
(http://pics.livejournal.com/inyri_jax/pic/000hwz5s) (http://pics.livejournal.com/inyri_jax/pic/000hwz5s/g143)


Called the old dame back a couple of days later ... after a great promotion to Junior Officer in the Military.

Asked her for dating advice, and who I should meet up with that's as ugly as I desire.
(http://pics.livejournal.com/inyri_jax/pic/000hx5b1) (http://pics.livejournal.com/inyri_jax/pic/000hx5b1/g143)


Introduced me to Kennedy Cox.

Dated this dude for a while. The nose is perfect. Though he doesn't know what to do with it when we kiss.

The eyepatch will be removed tomorrow.
(http://pics.livejournal.com/inyri_jax/pic/000hyy9g) (http://pics.livejournal.com/inyri_jax/pic/000hyy9g/g143)


Met up with Marlene Hamilton. Plain Jane with a great profile.

Though she's not so ... um ... intelligent.

Dames will be dames.
(http://pics.livejournal.com/inyri_jax/pic/000hzy84) (http://pics.livejournal.com/inyri_jax/pic/000hzy84/g143)


I think something shiney caught her attention.
(http://pics.livejournal.com/inyri_jax/pic/000k096g) (http://pics.livejournal.com/inyri_jax/pic/000k096g/g143)


Still, kept her around. She laughs at all my jokes, and doesn't mind the fact that for some asinine reason, I still haven't purchased any lamps.

o.O
(http://pics.livejournal.com/inyri_jax/pic/000k1fa6) (http://pics.livejournal.com/inyri_jax/pic/000k1fa6/g143)


Hey Marlene, how many dames does it take to ...

oh never mind, you won't get it.
(http://pics.livejournal.com/inyri_jax/pic/000k2p0f) (http://pics.livejournal.com/inyri_jax/pic/000k2p0f/g143)


She is good for a game of kicky ball though.
(http://pics.livejournal.com/inyri_jax/pic/000k3yht) (http://pics.livejournal.com/inyri_jax/pic/000k3yht/g143)


Brought Kerie home from work on day.

Way too pretty for my tastes. Too independent.

Dames need a good man to take care of them. Kerie just hasn't figured that out yet.
(http://pics.livejournal.com/inyri_jax/pic/000k4rfx) (http://pics.livejournal.com/inyri_jax/pic/000k4rfx/g143)


Invited the waiter over to my place to maybe get to know him.

He's fugly. Good genes to pass on to my Ishkibibblets.
(http://pics.livejournal.com/inyri_jax/pic/000k5zp3) (http://pics.livejournal.com/inyri_jax/pic/000k5zp3/g143)


However, when he didn't know what a video game was, I knew it wouldn't work.

I mean come on ... if you don't have the finger dexerity for video games, you don't have the dexerity to play in other rooms of the house either.

Rawr... ~.^
(http://pics.livejournal.com/inyri_jax/pic/000k6qrh) (http://pics.livejournal.com/inyri_jax/pic/000k6qrh/g143)


Wonder if there is anyone out there that will come close to being fugly and smart. My jeans are lonely.

Genes too.
(http://pics.livejournal.com/inyri_jax/pic/000k7fwh) (http://pics.livejournal.com/inyri_jax/pic/000k7fwh/g143)


Then I met Goopy.

Ugly, smart, a cop, and smexy.

Hubba.

Dude has it all.
(http://pics.livejournal.com/inyri_jax/pic/000k8zxq) (http://pics.livejournal.com/inyri_jax/pic/000k8zxq/g143)


And he responds will to the Ishkibibble charm.

Dude wins...hands down.

Yeah ... down there ... lower ... lower ... WOOT!
(http://pics.livejournal.com/inyri_jax/pic/000k98ah) (http://pics.livejournal.com/inyri_jax/pic/000k98ah/g143)


Warm hands, warm body ....
(http://pics.livejournal.com/inyri_jax/pic/000ka9g5) (http://pics.livejournal.com/inyri_jax/pic/000ka9g5/g143)


He knows where to put that beak of his ... no poking.

In the eye anyway.
(http://pics.livejournal.com/inyri_jax/pic/000kbpw6) (http://pics.livejournal.com/inyri_jax/pic/000kbpw6/g143)


(http://pics.livejournal.com/inyri_jax/pic/000kcfpr) (http://pics.livejournal.com/inyri_jax/pic/000kcfpr/g143)


WHOO HOOO!
(http://pics.livejournal.com/inyri_jax/pic/000kd606) (http://pics.livejournal.com/inyri_jax/pic/000kd606/g143)


So we decided to get married.

Here's the wedding video.

Dude looks good as my dame.
(http://pics.livejournal.com/inyri_jax/pic/000keacf) (http://pics.livejournal.com/inyri_jax/pic/000keacf/g143)


However, after the wedding night. The Goopster and I, thinking I was knocked up, decided to go stargazing.

My dude was crushed by space garbage.
(http://pics.livejournal.com/inyri_jax/pic/000kf75x) (http://pics.livejournal.com/inyri_jax/pic/000kf75x/g143)


On our wedding night, I had to plead for his life.
(http://pics.livejournal.com/inyri_jax/pic/000kgehb) (http://pics.livejournal.com/inyri_jax/pic/000kgehb/g143)


Death didn't listen.
(http://pics.livejournal.com/inyri_jax/pic/000kh7t3) (http://pics.livejournal.com/inyri_jax/pic/000kh7t3/g143)


I became a husband and a widower on the same day.
(http://pics.livejournal.com/inyri_jax/pic/000kkb30) (http://pics.livejournal.com/inyri_jax/pic/000kkb30/g143)


... and Death laughed.
(http://pics.livejournal.com/inyri_jax/pic/000kp6ay) (http://pics.livejournal.com/inyri_jax/pic/000kp6ay/g143)


Rest in Peace, Goopy Ishkibibble.

I love you.


Title: Of Dudes and Dames - an UnBeautiful Legacy Story - Generation Two Episode One Now Up!
Post by: Verly on September 05, 2006, 03:40:55 pm
I should have known it was going to be Goopy.   he died in a freak accident? Too funny.


Title: Of Dudes and Dames - an UnBeautiful Legacy Story - Generation Two Episode One Now Up!
Post by: Elven_Song on September 05, 2006, 07:02:17 pm
Awww.. poor goopy! Maybe you should marry him off to one of the fugly NPC's... most of them hit all the branches falling out of the ugly tree. xD


Title: Of Dudes and Dames - an UnBeautiful Legacy Story - Generation Two Episode One Now Up!
Post by: oddball011 on September 05, 2006, 07:25:30 pm
Quote from: Elven_Song
Awww.. poor goopy! Maybe you should marry him off to one of the fugly NPC's... most of them hit all the branches falling out of the ugly tree. xD


Forget the ugly tree, more like the ugly forest lol


Title: Episode Three
Post by: ~*Jax*~ on September 07, 2006, 06:56:55 pm
(http://pics.livejournal.com/inyri_jax/pic/000kq6w8) (http://pics.livejournal.com/inyri_jax/pic/000kq6w8/g144)


Coming home from work, the stress from losing my Dude took over. I think I went a little ... weird.
(http://pics.livejournal.com/inyri_jax/pic/000kryaa) (http://pics.livejournal.com/inyri_jax/pic/000kryaa/g144)


Can I go on? Can anyone help me? Does anyone care?
(http://pics.livejournal.com/inyri_jax/pic/000ks2ah) (http://pics.livejournal.com/inyri_jax/pic/000ks2ah/g144)


Yeah. I had a temper tantrum. So what? You would too.

Why am I so over emotional? I'm acting like a freaking dame!
(http://pics.livejournal.com/inyri_jax/pic/000kt1wg) (http://pics.livejournal.com/inyri_jax/pic/000kt1wg/g144)


Thank god the doctor makes house calls. I have to admit, it's ... odd.

He's fugly. But I am not interested.
(http://pics.livejournal.com/inyri_jax/pic/000kwsyd) (http://pics.livejournal.com/inyri_jax/pic/000kwsyd/g144)


He set me back on my feet, and told me that I should go on. The Goopster wouldn't want me to fade away.
(http://pics.livejournal.com/inyri_jax/pic/000kxp7w) (http://pics.livejournal.com/inyri_jax/pic/000kxp7w/g144)


Giving me a shake, he set me down.

The dames need someone to keep them in place.
(http://pics.livejournal.com/inyri_jax/pic/000kyb28) (http://pics.livejournal.com/inyri_jax/pic/000kyb28/g144)


Thanks, Doc.

Here's a dame who needs a good man. But, I'm not it. Again, way too pretty.
(http://pics.livejournal.com/inyri_jax/pic/000kzq27) (http://pics.livejournal.com/inyri_jax/pic/000kzq27/g144)


Dammit, why did you go Goopy? Your foul looks were everything to me!
(http://pics.livejournal.com/inyri_jax/pic/000p068k) (http://pics.livejournal.com/inyri_jax/pic/000p068k/g144)


*sob*

Why the hell am I crying! Dudes don't cry!
(http://pics.livejournal.com/inyri_jax/pic/000p16a2) (http://pics.livejournal.com/inyri_jax/pic/000p16a2/g144)


I know that he can hear me. I just know it.

It's like he's watching over me.
(http://pics.livejournal.com/inyri_jax/pic/000p2hds) (http://pics.livejournal.com/inyri_jax/pic/000p2hds/g144)


Holy Geez! Goopy!

Don't scare me like that! My heart jumped. I hate ghosts.
(http://pics.livejournal.com/inyri_jax/pic/000p3443) (http://pics.livejournal.com/inyri_jax/pic/000p3443/g144)


Part way through the night, my stomache was really flip flopping.

What the hell???
(http://pics.livejournal.com/inyri_jax/pic/000p43rs) (http://pics.livejournal.com/inyri_jax/pic/000p43rs/g144)


Holy crap! The potion worked!!
(http://pics.livejournal.com/inyri_jax/pic/000p5k4p) (http://pics.livejournal.com/inyri_jax/pic/000p5k4p/g144)


Goopy and I are going to be daddies!

I just wish he was here to help me. Need to find a dame to babysit.
(http://pics.livejournal.com/inyri_jax/pic/000p61e3) (http://pics.livejournal.com/inyri_jax/pic/000p61e3/g144)


It's weird. Feeling the baby the Goopster and I made. Like a kitten batting gently at a balloon.

Is my ass getting fat?
(http://pics.livejournal.com/inyri_jax/pic/000p7exz) (http://pics.livejournal.com/inyri_jax/pic/000p7exz/g144)


Gotta eat the good stuff now. My baby and I have expensive tastes.
(http://pics.livejournal.com/inyri_jax/pic/000p8c0h) (http://pics.livejournal.com/inyri_jax/pic/000p8c0h/g144)


Though, eating alone really blows.
(http://pics.livejournal.com/inyri_jax/pic/000p9pze) (http://pics.livejournal.com/inyri_jax/pic/000p9pze/g144)


I called up Wendy, and asked if she wouldn't mind coming and living with me and the baby. After all, it's her potion that helped.
(http://pics.livejournal.com/inyri_jax/pic/000pa4br) (http://pics.livejournal.com/inyri_jax/pic/000pa4br/g144)


No matter what I do, the Goopster is around, protecting me.

Hm. I should get that tub fixed. It turns on all by itself now.

*shifty eyes*
(http://pics.livejournal.com/inyri_jax/pic/000pbzq3) (http://pics.livejournal.com/inyri_jax/pic/000pbzq3/g144)


Damn! I don't think Goopy likes the fact that I made additions to the house, and sold the old furniture.
(http://pics.livejournal.com/inyri_jax/pic/000pcq55) (http://pics.livejournal.com/inyri_jax/pic/000pcq55/g144)


Wendy has taken it upon herself to get help in the babysitting game. Glad she's taking care of the dame stuff.

She'd better realize that now she is living with me, she's in charge of keeping me fed and the house clean.
(http://pics.livejournal.com/inyri_jax/pic/000pdyk5) (http://pics.livejournal.com/inyri_jax/pic/000pdyk5/g144)


I don't think Goopy appreciates her taking over the house.
(http://pics.livejournal.com/inyri_jax/pic/000pesxe) (http://pics.livejournal.com/inyri_jax/pic/000pesxe/g144)


I think he's trying to kill her with a heart attack!

Hey Goopy! Wait until the baby is at least in school!
(http://pics.livejournal.com/inyri_jax/pic/000pfer1) (http://pics.livejournal.com/inyri_jax/pic/000pfer1/g144)


The tummy is getting bigger. Wendy is helping me prepare for the impending arrival. What she won't tell me is how the baby is going to get from in there, to out here.
(http://pics.livejournal.com/inyri_jax/pic/000pgwxw) (http://pics.livejournal.com/inyri_jax/pic/000pgwxw/g144)


As long as I keep moving, my ass won't spread. I refuse to get fat and slug like. From the back, you can't tell I am pregnant.
(http://pics.livejournal.com/inyri_jax/pic/000phy79) (http://pics.livejournal.com/inyri_jax/pic/000phy79/g144)


*is all emotional*

I'm so big! Why won't it come out? Dames should stay the carriers of these ... things!

*sob*
(http://pics.livejournal.com/inyri_jax/pic/000pk7wy) (http://pics.livejournal.com/inyri_jax/pic/000pk7wy/g144)


Um, Wendy? Something is happening ...

It's starting to ...
(http://pics.livejournal.com/inyri_jax/pic/000pp247) (http://pics.livejournal.com/inyri_jax/pic/000pp247/g144)


HURT!!!

Of all things holy and somethings are not, what the hell is happening???

THE PAIN!!!!
(http://pics.livejournal.com/inyri_jax/pic/000pqt5y) (http://pics.livejournal.com/inyri_jax/pic/000pqt5y/g144)


Ok, big guy, breathe.

*puff puff puff*

Oh shit ... this ain't good ...
(http://pics.livejournal.com/inyri_jax/pic/000praz5) (http://pics.livejournal.com/inyri_jax/pic/000praz5/g144)


OK ... I think I am ok ...

no, wait ... something is happening again ....
(http://pics.livejournal.com/inyri_jax/pic/000ps6tr) (http://pics.livejournal.com/inyri_jax/pic/000ps6tr/g144)


Holy crap! It's a rug rat!
(http://pics.livejournal.com/inyri_jax/pic/000ptk1r) (http://pics.livejournal.com/inyri_jax/pic/000ptk1r/g144)


Putting little one in bed, we both have had a tough day.

Gonna have to talk to Wendy about all this pink. Ew.
(http://pics.livejournal.com/inyri_jax/pic/000pw5q5) (http://pics.livejournal.com/inyri_jax/pic/000pw5q5/g144)


I have to give little one a bath so we can go to Goopy's grave site. I want to introduce Goopy and our first child to each other.
(http://pics.livejournal.com/inyri_jax/pic/000pxpze) (http://pics.livejournal.com/inyri_jax/pic/000pxpze/g144)


Now that the little one is clean and dry, we can go outside.

Should tell the dame in the house to make food for us. I'm getting hungry.
(http://pics.livejournal.com/inyri_jax/pic/000pydfh) (http://pics.livejournal.com/inyri_jax/pic/000pydfh/g144)


So Goopy. What do you think? All baby or fat?

This is all us, baby.

I miss you.

Damn Dame emotions.
(http://pics.livejournal.com/inyri_jax/pic/000pz7a1) (http://pics.livejournal.com/inyri_jax/pic/000pz7a1/g144)


The sun is setting, and I know Goopy is close by.

Little one starts to fuss, and I find my self snuggling and comforting like an old pro.
(http://pics.livejournal.com/inyri_jax/pic/000q0q55) (http://pics.livejournal.com/inyri_jax/pic/000q0q55/g144)


Goopy Ishkibibble, I would like to introduce you to your daughter, Abby Ishikibibble.

I hope she is as ugly as you were.


Title: Of Dudes and Dames - an UnBeautiful Legacy Story - Generation Two Episode One Now Up!
Post by: oddball011 on September 09, 2006, 12:44:33 pm
lol I hope she is as ugly as u r lol watch her be rele pretty!!


Title: Of Dudes and Dames - an UnBeautiful Legacy Story - Generation Two Episode One Now Up!
Post by: Innocent on September 10, 2006, 02:27:20 am
LOL this story is so funny! Cant wait to see the baby all grown up! :D


Title: Of Dudes and Dames - an UnBeautiful Legacy Story - Generation Two Episode One Now Up!
Post by: ladyrose on September 11, 2006, 04:49:02 pm
I adore this story!!! It keeps me laughing, everytime.


Title: Of Dudes and Dames - an UnBeautiful Legacy Story - Generation Two Episode One Now Up!
Post by: Dinki on September 12, 2006, 05:28:56 am
Yeah! More please!


Title: Of Dudes and Dames - an UnBeautiful Legacy Story - Generation Two Episode One Now Up!
Post by: ~*Jax*~ on September 12, 2006, 05:32:22 pm
(http://pics.livejournal.com/inyri_jax/pic/0003bebt/g9)
(http://pics.livejournal.com/inyri_jax/pic/000qtrxf) (http://pics.livejournal.com/inyri_jax/pic/0003c24s/g9)


I can't believe Abbey is going to be a toddler soon. It seems like just yesterday I married and lost the Goopster.

My young dame is never going to know her other dad. Kinda sucks
(http://pics.livejournal.com/inyri_jax/pic/000qw3f4) (http://pics.livejournal.com/inyri_jax/pic/0003drd1/g9)


Wendy: Why don't you just relax and stargaze for a while. You have been working so very hard lately.
(http://pics.livejournal.com/inyri_jax/pic/000qx37y) (http://pics.livejournal.com/inyri_jax/pic/0003esg1/g9)


Chris: You're right. Go tend Abbey. I need to relax.
(http://pics.livejournal.com/inyri_jax/pic/000qyb76) (http://pics.livejournal.com/inyri_jax/pic/0003fkyh/g9)


*looks innocent* I don't know why the Social Bunny came to visit Wendy.
(http://pics.livejournal.com/inyri_jax/pic/000qzwt3) (http://pics.livejournal.com/inyri_jax/pic/0003g4f7/g9)


What a nice night .... such activity out there. Who knew.

...

Wait.
(http://pics.livejournal.com/inyri_jax/pic/000r0r7s) (http://pics.livejournal.com/inyri_jax/pic/0003hx5k/g9)


Do I see a ... nah. Can't be.
(http://pics.livejournal.com/inyri_jax/pic/000r15z1) (http://pics.livejournal.com/inyri_jax/pic/0003k425/g9)


What the hell is that???
(http://pics.livejournal.com/inyri_jax/pic/000r237q) (http://pics.livejournal.com/inyri_jax/pic/0003p8p0/g9)


Is that light directed at ... me???
(http://pics.livejournal.com/inyri_jax/pic/000r3r6y) (http://pics.livejournal.com/inyri_jax/pic/0003q4yx/g9)


What the hell?
(http://pics.livejournal.com/inyri_jax/pic/000r4y2t) (http://pics.livejournal.com/inyri_jax/pic/0003rpgq/g9)


OH NO!!
(http://pics.livejournal.com/inyri_jax/pic/000r5876) (http://pics.livejournal.com/inyri_jax/pic/0003sdxf/g9)


no no no no no no ....
(http://pics.livejournal.com/inyri_jax/pic/000r6f3p) (http://pics.livejournal.com/inyri_jax/pic/0003td37/g9)


must ... hold ... on ...
(http://pics.livejournal.com/inyri_jax/pic/000r7b7d) (http://pics.livejournal.com/inyri_jax/pic/0003wqs0/g9)


I really don't like where this is heading.

Can we stop now?
(http://pics.livejournal.com/inyri_jax/pic/000r8t07) (http://pics.livejournal.com/inyri_jax/pic/0003xfa2/g9)


Really. The joke is over. I get it. Don't look through the telescope when the moons are full.
(http://pics.livejournal.com/inyri_jax/pic/000r94hd) (http://pics.livejournal.com/inyri_jax/pic/0003yxa2/g9)


I'm slipping!

Dude, this is not good.
(http://pics.livejournal.com/inyri_jax/pic/000ra2eb) (http://pics.livejournal.com/inyri_jax/pic/0003zcz5/g9)


Wendy: Chris? Chris, are you out there?
(http://pics.livejournal.com/inyri_jax/pic/000rbc89) (http://pics.livejournal.com/inyri_jax/pic/000409ys/g9)


Hm. Wonder where he went?
(http://pics.livejournal.com/inyri_jax/pic/000rcg5f) (http://pics.livejournal.com/inyri_jax/pic/00041dtz/g9)


and thus time passes ...

and the world echoes with the Creator's laughter.
(http://pics.livejournal.com/inyri_jax/pic/000rdg0w) (http://pics.livejournal.com/inyri_jax/pic/00042kws/g9)


In the morning light, I was finally released. But the splat against the pavement was not something that was appreciated.
(http://pics.livejournal.com/inyri_jax/pic/000rezk2) (http://pics.livejournal.com/inyri_jax/pic/00043qry/g9)


Oooo ... what happened? I can barely remember last night. Did I get drunk? Did I ...
(http://pics.livejournal.com/inyri_jax/pic/000rf73k) (http://pics.livejournal.com/inyri_jax/pic/000442ah/g9)


AAAAAHHHHHHH!
(http://pics.livejournal.com/inyri_jax/pic/000rgg37) (http://pics.livejournal.com/inyri_jax/pic/000454k5/g9)


Man. My stomache is really acting up. Do I have the flu? Could I be...

nah. Can't be.

I have to go to work.
(http://pics.livejournal.com/inyri_jax/pic/000rhyqc) (http://pics.livejournal.com/inyri_jax/pic/00046atf/g9)


All day my gut was weirding me out. But as soon as I got home, something happened.
(http://pics.livejournal.com/inyri_jax/pic/000rkaxp) (http://pics.livejournal.com/inyri_jax/pic/00047wxd/g9)


Oh. Shit. I recognize that bump.

How the hell did I get knocked up?
(http://pics.livejournal.com/inyri_jax/pic/000rp5cp) (http://pics.livejournal.com/inyri_jax/pic/00048qp3/g9)


No. Freaking. Way.

I think I want to cry.

No. Dudes don't cry. I'm not a dame. But if I keep this up, I will be.

Damn.
(http://pics.livejournal.com/inyri_jax/pic/000rqaxp) (http://pics.livejournal.com/inyri_jax/pic/00049zzr/g9)


But, I'm not going to worry about it. Abbey's birthday is tonight, and I finally get to see if Goopy's ugly genes were passed on to our daughter.
(http://pics.livejournal.com/inyri_jax/pic/000rrbg3) (http://pics.livejournal.com/inyri_jax/pic/0004aasx/g9)


Good thing she won't remember this. I can't sing to save my life!
(http://pics.livejournal.com/inyri_jax/pic/000rsrsz) (http://pics.livejournal.com/inyri_jax/pic/0004b5k6/g9)


Blow out the candles little one! You can't? Then let a dude help you.
(http://pics.livejournal.com/inyri_jax/pic/000rt8s3) (http://pics.livejournal.com/inyri_jax/pic/0004crah/g9)


Hm. I wonder what would happen if ...
(http://pics.livejournal.com/inyri_jax/pic/000rwtgk) (http://pics.livejournal.com/inyri_jax/pic/0004d9qb/g9)


I fling the baby up in the air. Promise I will catch you. Really.
(http://pics.livejournal.com/inyri_jax/pic/000rxa4c) (http://pics.livejournal.com/inyri_jax/pic/0004ekbe/g9)


o.O

Is she stuck up there?
(http://pics.livejournal.com/inyri_jax/pic/000ry1d8) (http://pics.livejournal.com/inyri_jax/pic/0004f4h8/g9)


Holy cow! She turned into a toddler.

Hell, should have done that before. Could have missed all those midnight feedings!
(http://pics.livejournal.com/inyri_jax/pic/000rz88t) (http://pics.livejournal.com/inyri_jax/pic/0004g2sa/g9)


Alright little one. Let's take a look at you.

Damn. You are adorable.
(http://pics.livejournal.com/inyri_jax/pic/000s0396) (http://pics.livejournal.com/inyri_jax/pic/0004hc3b/g9)


Goopy gave me an adorable daughter. The ugly will have to wait.
(http://pics.livejournal.com/inyri_jax/pic/000s15yc) (http://pics.livejournal.com/inyri_jax/pic/0004krpp/g9)


But that's ok. She's my baby anyway. *sob*

Damn hormones.
(http://pics.livejournal.com/inyri_jax/pic/000s2r2g) (http://pics.livejournal.com/inyri_jax/pic/0004p9tw/g9)


Put a hat on her and give her a binkie, and no one will know that she's cute as a button.
(http://pics.livejournal.com/inyri_jax/pic/000s3f58) (http://pics.livejournal.com/inyri_jax/pic/0004qbkw/g9)


So, Goopy. You have a beautiful daughter.

And I am knocked up again. But I didn't cheat on you. You're dead and I was kidnapped.
(http://pics.livejournal.com/inyri_jax/pic/000s47w6) (http://pics.livejournal.com/inyri_jax/pic/0004r3cf/g9)


I figured I should teach the mini dame to talk. She will need to understand what a dude says in order to serve them properly.
(http://pics.livejournal.com/inyri_jax/pic/000s5wgt) (http://pics.livejournal.com/inyri_jax/pic/0004szr0/g9)


Wendy and I are getting closer. It's kinda nice to have a retired lady take care of the Ishkibibblet.
(http://pics.livejournal.com/inyri_jax/pic/000s6c7s) (http://pics.livejournal.com/inyri_jax/pic/0004txa2/g9)


I can almost forget I am pregnant again. But ... something is nagging at me.
(http://pics.livejournal.com/inyri_jax/pic/000s76sb) (http://pics.livejournal.com/inyri_jax/pic/0004wepp/g9)


Even Abbey gets into the music and dancing!
(http://pics.livejournal.com/inyri_jax/pic/000s8sae) (http://pics.livejournal.com/inyri_jax/pic/0004x0f6/g9)


We put the Abbster to bed, I have a cunning plan ...
(http://pics.livejournal.com/inyri_jax/pic/000s9q2a) (http://pics.livejournal.com/inyri_jax/pic/0004ybhd/g9)


I ply Wendy with drink and food.
(http://pics.livejournal.com/inyri_jax/pic/000sa00a) (http://pics.livejournal.com/inyri_jax/pic/0004zc46/g9)


and then pop the question. I need a good dame to care for me while I take care of this ... child ??? ... in me.
(http://pics.livejournal.com/inyri_jax/pic/000sbsss) (http://pics.livejournal.com/inyri_jax/pic/000502sg/g9)


She seems thrilled at the whole ring thing.

What is it with dames and rings, anyway?
(http://pics.livejournal.com/inyri_jax/pic/000scgs9) (http://pics.livejournal.com/inyri_jax/pic/00051cq4/g9)


Ah. A dame after my own heart. Forget the box ... look at the bling!
(http://pics.livejournal.com/inyri_jax/pic/000sd10r) (http://pics.livejournal.com/inyri_jax/pic/000525wz/g9)


I guess this is yes?

We should do this before I get any fatter, you know.
(http://pics.livejournal.com/inyri_jax/pic/000sezhy) (http://pics.livejournal.com/inyri_jax/pic/00053s8w/g9)


So, Wendy and I get married in the kitchen. Well, I guess it's her kitchen now. Connected to the rest of my house.
(http://pics.livejournal.com/inyri_jax/pic/000sf88b) (http://pics.livejournal.com/inyri_jax/pic/000541kc/g9)


So, do you?
(http://pics.livejournal.com/inyri_jax/pic/000sgwzk) (http://pics.livejournal.com/inyri_jax/pic/00055a2p/g9)


Yeah. You?
(http://pics.livejournal.com/inyri_jax/pic/000sht65) (http://pics.livejournal.com/inyri_jax/pic/00056wb5/g9)


Sure. What the hell. We're not getting any younger.
(http://pics.livejournal.com/inyri_jax/pic/000sk0x9) (http://pics.livejournal.com/inyri_jax/pic/0005766z/g9)


Well, here's your ownership proof. I mean your ring.
(http://pics.livejournal.com/inyri_jax/pic/000spx19) (http://pics.livejournal.com/inyri_jax/pic/000584ha/g9)


You do realize you are an Ishkibibble now, right?

Yeah. About that. I want to keep my name.

Not a chance. You're mine.

Oh. Ok. Whatever.
(http://pics.livejournal.com/inyri_jax/pic/000sqhzp) (http://pics.livejournal.com/inyri_jax/pic/00059ysx/g9)


Slip me some tongue, wife.


Title: Of Dudes and Dames - an UnBeautiful Legacy Story - Generation Two Episode One Now Up!
Post by: Verly on September 12, 2006, 05:41:43 pm
Bwahahaha.  I love you. lol. I'm getting such a kick out of this story.


Title: Of Dudes and Dames - an UnBeautiful Legacy Story - Generation Two Episode One Now Up!
Post by: ~*Jax*~ on September 12, 2006, 06:03:07 pm
Quote from: Verly
Bwahahaha.  I love you. lol. I'm getting such a kick out of this story.


LOL

Oh wait for it.  I have the story up on my livejournal.  They are a couple ahead, and are wanting to murder me LOL

:devill:


Title: Of Dudes and Dames - an UnBeautiful Legacy Story - Generation Two Episode One Now Up!
Post by: Elven_Song on September 12, 2006, 06:49:51 pm
xD I knew he was going to marry "nanny" at some point. Now she's a permanent nanny! Bwahahaha!!


Title: Of Dudes and Dames - an UnBeautiful Legacy Story - Generation Two Episode One Now Up!
Post by: hotrod50s on September 12, 2006, 10:21:58 pm
i swear this gets funnier as it goes keep it coming this is hilarious


Title: Of Dudes and Dames - an UnBeautiful Legacy Story - Generation Two Episode One Now Up!
Post by: ladyrose on September 13, 2006, 05:58:09 am
I love this!!! Its great! Do more sooooon!!!!(like now *coughs*)


Title: Of Dudes and Dames - an UnBeautiful Legacy Story - Generation Two Episode One Now Up!
Post by: ~*Jax*~ on September 13, 2006, 05:26:57 pm
(http://pics.livejournal.com/inyri_jax/pic/000x9xzt) (http://pics.livejournal.com/inyri_jax/pic/0005agq8/g10)
No matter how many changes happen to my house and my life, I think Goopy will always be haunting my every move.
(http://pics.livejournal.com/inyri_jax/pic/000xa4ad) (http://pics.livejournal.com/inyri_jax/pic/0005bw9c/g10)
Though, I do find myself having a bubble bath more often than not with this new Ishkibibblette on the way.

A bubble bath. I'm turning into a dame. Damn.
(http://pics.livejournal.com/inyri_jax/pic/000xbb04) (http://pics.livejournal.com/inyri_jax/pic/0005c0k4/g10)
Since Wendy moved in with some extra Simoleans, I built myself a pool. Need to keep my hot bod supple and flexible!
(http://pics.livejournal.com/inyri_jax/pic/000xc5bg) (http://pics.livejournal.com/inyri_jax/pic/0005dsxe/g10)
Day and night, we use the pool but Wendy seems to like swimming in the storms.

Weird ancient dame.
(http://pics.livejournal.com/inyri_jax/pic/000xdtwc) (http://pics.livejournal.com/inyri_jax/pic/0005ew31/g10)
Old dame seems to enjoy shaking her booty to mini dame when mini dame is potty training.

I will never understand them. I swear. Such an odd race.
(http://pics.livejournal.com/inyri_jax/pic/000xe14w) (http://pics.livejournal.com/inyri_jax/pic/0005fdrb/g10)
Yergh. I seem to be fatter this knock up. Mini dame doesn't mind though.
(http://pics.livejournal.com/inyri_jax/pic/000xft3x) (http://pics.livejournal.com/inyri_jax/pic/0005gdxf/g10)
When ever Wendy uses the shower she makes such a freaking mess. I thought dames were to keep everything clean ...

HOLY SHIT IT'S HAPPENING AGAIN!!!

Why do I do this to myself?
(http://pics.livejournal.com/inyri_jax/pic/000xgz60) (http://pics.livejournal.com/inyri_jax/pic/0005htfy/g10)
Creator: Oh look, it's a basket ball! Perfectly round tummy.

LOL

Chris: Shut up. It hurts. I want my mommy.
(http://pics.livejournal.com/inyri_jax/pic/000xhtzz) (http://pics.livejournal.com/inyri_jax/pic/0005k7b6/g10)
Can we make it stop now please? I think I pulled something.
(http://pics.livejournal.com/inyri_jax/pic/000xks94) (http://pics.livejournal.com/inyri_jax/pic/0005pkr3/g10)
Note to self: no more tacos before bed. I think I have to fart.
(http://pics.livejournal.com/inyri_jax/pic/000xpcpx) (http://pics.livejournal.com/inyri_jax/pic/0005q6dr/g10)
Little Miss Cutie Pie was alseep in the next room when Chris went into labor. Poor kid woke up to her dad's screeching. Seriously. The timing was perfect. He went into labour and her energy bar was completely green!
(http://pics.livejournal.com/inyri_jax/pic/000xqsyp) (http://pics.livejournal.com/inyri_jax/pic/0005recz/g10)
Look! It's Goopy's nose! Now that he's dead, he won't be needing it anymore. LOL
(http://pics.livejournal.com/inyri_jax/pic/000xr0t3) (http://pics.livejournal.com/inyri_jax/pic/0005shft/g10)
Abbey: I WANT MY DADDEEEE!!!!
(http://pics.livejournal.com/inyri_jax/pic/000xsdcq) (http://pics.livejournal.com/inyri_jax/pic/0005tqrs/g10)
DADDEEEE!!!

Baby made a boom boom!
(http://pics.livejournal.com/inyri_jax/pic/000xt5cr) (http://pics.livejournal.com/inyri_jax/pic/0005wcq4/g10)
So the Creator was laughing so hard throughout Chris' labour and subsequent birthing that she completely neglected to take pics.

But, suffice it to say, BiBi Ishkibibble was born. Chris and Wendy hired a maid so they both could work.

I wasn't paying attention to the Simolean fund ... they had about three hundred in the bank. Oops!
(http://pics.livejournal.com/inyri_jax/pic/000xw19q) (http://pics.livejournal.com/inyri_jax/pic/0005xqys/g10)
Meet Alvin. Ugly spud. Great for future uglifiying. Chris ran out to meet him and made almost instant friends.

Did I take a photo? No. I'm the world's biggest goober.
(http://pics.livejournal.com/inyri_jax/pic/000xxycb) (http://pics.livejournal.com/inyri_jax/pic/0005ys7c/g10)
*back to story*

Good thing I married the old dame. BiBi is a demanding mini mini dame. Why did I toss another dame?? Damn.

Heh. Damn dame.
(http://pics.livejournal.com/inyri_jax/pic/000xyz42) (http://pics.livejournal.com/inyri_jax/pic/0005z2pa/g10)
With my aspiration points, I bought myself a love tub, and a bunch of dudes and dames came over for a tub party. Well, that and my bubble blower. Mmmm ... bubbles.

But, with the blowing of the bubbles, time marched on. Abbey was ready to become a child.
(http://pics.livejournal.com/inyri_jax/pic/000xzhaz) (http://pics.livejournal.com/inyri_jax/pic/00060rd1/g10)
(http://pics.livejournal.com/inyri_jax/pic/000y0btx) (http://pics.livejournal.com/inyri_jax/pic/00061dtz/g10)
Abbey is scared of fire, so Wendy held her and blew out the candles herself.
(http://pics.livejournal.com/inyri_jax/pic/000y1daa) (http://pics.livejournal.com/inyri_jax/pic/000625yb/g10)
She put Abbey on the floor and stood back. Abbey looked around at all the strangers at her birthday party.
(http://pics.livejournal.com/inyri_jax/pic/000y26tw) (http://pics.livejournal.com/inyri_jax/pic/00063d7t/g10)
(http://pics.livejournal.com/inyri_jax/pic/000y3gpt) (http://pics.livejournal.com/inyri_jax/pic/00064qp0/g10)
Then my mini dame stood up and wiggled her hips. I had to mention to Wendy that she's too young to attract dudes like that but she ignored me.
(http://pics.livejournal.com/inyri_jax/pic/000y4t2c) (http://pics.livejournal.com/inyri_jax/pic/00065r6f/g10)
She looks like she is straining for a fart! Like father like daughter!
(http://pics.livejournal.com/inyri_jax/pic/000y577z) (http://pics.livejournal.com/inyri_jax/pic/00066e87/g10)
Abbey looks so surprised in this shot!

(http://pics.livejournal.com/inyri_jax/pic/000y6h7x) (http://pics.livejournal.com/inyri_jax/pic/00067cpq/g10)
(http://pics.livejournal.com/inyri_jax/pic/000y7pke) (http://pics.livejournal.com/inyri_jax/pic/000689tw/g10)
And my first little dame's transistion starts. The nerves are strung tight.

Will she look like me? Goopy? Her own brand of ugly? Creator forbid ... cute?
(http://pics.livejournal.com/inyri_jax/pic/000y81cz) (http://pics.livejournal.com/inyri_jax/pic/00069d7g/g10)
And her transistion is complete.


Title: Of Dudes and Dames - an UnBeautiful Legacy Story - Generation Two Episode One Now Up!
Post by: Verly on September 13, 2006, 05:35:41 pm
MORE MORE MORE.  lol


Title: Of Dudes and Dames - an UnBeautiful Legacy Story - Generation Two Episode One Now Up!
Post by: hotrod50s on September 13, 2006, 09:42:39 pm
arrg what a place to leave a cliff hanger lol i agree more more.you always stop when it gets good lol.


Title: Of Dudes and Dames - an UnBeautiful Legacy Story - Generation Two Episode One Now Up!
Post by: caffeinated.joy on September 13, 2006, 10:23:45 pm
I really need to warn you all:

This lady is the Countess of Cliffhangers.


Title: Of Dudes and Dames - an UnBeautiful Legacy Story - Generation Two Episode One Now Up!
Post by: ~*Jax*~ on September 13, 2006, 10:46:22 pm
OH shush you! LOL

I am not.


Title: Of Dudes and Dames - an UnBeautiful Legacy Story - Generation Two Episode One Now Up!
Post by: caffeinated.joy on September 13, 2006, 10:50:03 pm
*hand on hips*

You can't shush me! I have voices! They're louder than you! ;)


Title: Of Dudes and Dames - an UnBeautiful Legacy Story - Generation Two Episode One Now Up!
Post by: franciele on September 14, 2006, 12:05:53 am
This is great Inyri! I have just read all of the chapters lol really funny :lol: I trully love that last shot of the feet..left us hanging lol  I think the creator has made a prank and she is going to be really cute :lol: Keep it up can't wait for the next chapter!


Title: Of Dudes and Dames - an UnBeautiful Legacy Story - Generation Two Episode One Now Up!
Post by: ladyrose on September 14, 2006, 12:36:52 pm
GAAAAAAH! NEED MORE!!!!!!!


Title: Of Dudes and Dames - an UnBeautiful Legacy Story - Generation Two Episode One Now Up!
Post by: omgitsamelia on September 16, 2006, 12:07:34 am
this is hilarious

i love the last name ishkabibble
its awesome


Title: Of Dudes and Dames - an UnBeautiful Legacy Story - Generation Two Episode One Now Up!
Post by: Elven_Song on September 16, 2006, 01:55:17 am
xD Omy, very interesting update.. though a bit short. As Jim Carrey said, "I'm on my knees in a $900 suit..!"  
Please update soon!


Title: Of Dudes and Dames - an UnBeautiful Legacy Story - Generation Two Episode One Now Up!
Post by: shawnee on September 19, 2006, 02:10:30 am
This is hilarious! I love this story!


Title: Of Dudes and Dames - an UnBeautiful Legacy Story - Generation Two Episode One Now Up!
Post by: dangermouse on September 19, 2006, 05:06:02 am
Brilliant, it had me laughing, just hope the poor kid isn't as ugly as he wants it!


Title: Of Dudes and Dames - an UnBeautiful Legacy Story - Generation Two Episode One Now Up!
Post by: ~*Jax*~ on September 22, 2006, 11:23:50 am
(http://pics.livejournal.com/inyri_jax/pic/000y9r44) (http://pics.livejournal.com/inyri_jax/pic/000h4h2b/g11)
My mini dame has become a little dame. I still don't know if she looks like Goopy or me. Please Creator, please let her keep her nose and be ugly.

(http://pics.livejournal.com/inyri_jax/pic/000yapg7) (http://pics.livejournal.com/inyri_jax/pic/000h506a/g11)
Damn. She's a good looking kid. We don't have an heir.

But, I still adore her. She will be trained to serve a dude in the proper fashion. She will make the Daddy Dude proud.

(http://pics.livejournal.com/inyri_jax/pic/000yc2x9) (http://pics.livejournal.com/inyri_jax/pic/000h7pcc/g11)
Goopy decided to pay a visit to his daughter. Unfortunately, she didn't really appreciate it.

Her other Daddy Dude loves to scare people.

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Little dame doesn't take her Daddy Dude's visit all that well. She had a hard time falling back to sleep.

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No sooner than she fell asleep when he came back. All told, he haunted her six times in one night. She was not a happy little dame in the morning.

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The Goopster also took to haunting poor Wendy Dame. He didn't appreciate her stepping into my life, even though her main purpose was to serve me.

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Wendy Dame had a hard time with the first husband. *shifty eyes*

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In the morning, little Dame started making the contacts of other dames that would help her acheive my goals.

(http://pics.livejournal.com/inyri_jax/pic/000ykz9a) (http://pics.livejournal.com/inyri_jax/pic/000hdd6y/g11)
It was now time for BiBi to grow into a toddler.

I prayed to the Creator for a fugly child.

(http://pics.livejournal.com/inyri_jax/pic/000yptqf) (http://pics.livejournal.com/inyri_jax/pic/000he1gh/g11)
Ok itty bitty dame ... time to become a mini dame!

(http://pics.livejournal.com/inyri_jax/pic/000yqkq1) (http://pics.livejournal.com/inyri_jax/pic/000hf18g/g11)
*FLING!*

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Praise to the Creator! BiBi was hit by the fugly bat!!

Time to celebrate! We have an heir!

(http://pics.livejournal.com/inyri_jax/pic/000ybcqg) (http://pics.livejournal.com/inyri_jax/pic/000ybcqg)
So, I get down to party, while BiBi takes a dancing lesson from the Daddy Dude.

(http://pics.livejournal.com/inyri_jax/pic/000ysz82) (http://pics.livejournal.com/inyri_jax/pic/000hh7dr/g11)
I'm still working on maintaining my manly physique. Damn I'm good looking.

(http://pics.livejournal.com/inyri_jax/pic/000ytwzq) (http://pics.livejournal.com/inyri_jax/pic/000hkcyx/g11)
Whoo Hoo! Cannon ball!

XD XD

(http://pics.livejournal.com/inyri_jax/pic/000ywb3w) (http://pics.livejournal.com/inyri_jax/pic/000hp7s0/g11)
ahem. pure gratuitous shot on the part of the Creator.

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All too soon, it was time for the new mini dame to join her sister in the little dame sorority.

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Blow out the candles you hideous little urchin ... er ... I mean my darling spud!

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Time for the Transition Tango. My heart is in my throat. Will she stay ugly? Or will she follow her sister's footsteps and be cute?

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The suspense is killing me! But I am not going to make you all wait. LOL

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Eeeewwww! She's perfect! Though the hair is too cool. Gonna have to change it to dreads, I think.

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But, before I do, it's time for me to become a swinging handsome old fart.

(http://pics.livejournal.com/inyri_jax/pic/000z441f) (http://pics.livejournal.com/inyri_jax/pic/000hza8y/g11)
and away we go!

(http://pics.livejournal.com/inyri_jax/pic/000z5sa7) (http://pics.livejournal.com/inyri_jax/pic/000hy6kk/g11)
(http://pics.livejournal.com/inyri_jax/pic/000z3x2a) (http://pics.livejournal.com/inyri_jax/pic/000k0p7e/g11)
Ow! I think I pulled something ... this aging thing really sucks!
(http://pics.livejournal.com/inyri_jax/pic/000z67wq) (http://pics.livejournal.com/inyri_jax/pic/000k18z2/g11)
Oh hey! Not too shabby!

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Come here, wife. Let's see if it still works.

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Yup ... still works.

How you doin'?
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Rawr...
(http://pics.livejournal.com/inyri_jax/pic/000zas88) (http://pics.livejournal.com/inyri_jax/pic/000k5a4x/g11)
Go away, dame. I need pork chops.





Episode Six is SO large, I had to divide it into several parts. This, obviously, is part one.

Enjoy!


Title: Of Dudes and Dames - an UnBeautiful Legacy Story - Generation Two Episode One Now Up!
Post by: Verly on September 22, 2006, 11:30:18 am
OMG, too freaking funny!


Title: Of Dudes and Dames - an UnBeautiful Legacy Story - Generation Two Episode One Now Up!
Post by: Elven_Song on September 22, 2006, 12:12:52 pm
xD The little alien heiress is so cute (in an ugly way) I can't wait to see Gen.2 0-o Ohhh man..


Title: Of Dudes and Dames - an UnBeautiful Legacy Story - Generation Two Episode One Now Up!
Post by: hotrod50s on September 22, 2006, 03:48:06 pm
rofl no matter how it is done this stays funny lol the itty bitty dame and mini dame then little dame bit is always funny,i think that has became your trademark.and oh yea thanks for picking a better place to stop then last time lol.not a major cliffhanger this time


Title: Of Dudes and Dames - an UnBeautiful Legacy Story - Generation Two Episode One Now Up!
Post by: dangermouse on September 22, 2006, 05:29:04 pm
I love this story, its so funny :D


Title: Of Dudes and Dames - an UnBeautiful Legacy Story - Generation Two Episode One Now Up!
Post by: ladyrose on September 22, 2006, 06:13:43 pm
heh heh heh. i adore this story.


Title: Of Dudes and Dames - an UnBeautiful Legacy Story - Generation Two Episode One Now Up!
Post by: franciele on September 22, 2006, 10:23:08 pm
I knew she was going to be cute hehe Now the second daugher... he must be very proud!!! Inyri I really want to do their familly portrait lol


Title: Episode Six point 2
Post by: ~*Jax*~ on September 27, 2006, 11:33:16 am
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Wendy: I don't feel so good.
 
 
 

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Abbey: Auntie Wendy? Are you OK?
 
 
 

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Wendy: Yes, little one ... I'm ok. I'm just really tired.
 
 
 

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Abbey: Oh no!! Auntie Wendy? Are you going to see Daddy Goopy?
 
Wendy: Yes, punkin. I'm going to see your Daddy Goopy.
 
 
 

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Death: It's time. You've lived a good life, you've dealt with the Ishkibibble. You deserve rest.
 
 
 

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Abbey: AUNTIE!! *cries*
 
 
 

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Chris: Abbey, what's wrong? Hey ... hula dames!
 
Wait a minute....
 
 
 

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Chris: Dude, you need to eat more. What's with the pokey thing?
 
 
 

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Death: He's a real charmer, isn't he?
 
Wendy: He's a little misunderstood.
 
Death: I'm pushing for you to be cannonized.
 
Chris: NO!!! *sob*
 
 
 

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Wendy: But I'm not packed!
 
BiBi: Wendylady! Please stay! *sob*
 
 
 

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Wendy: I guess it's time. So ... um ... where are we going?
 
Death: That's for me to know and you to find out.
 
 
 

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Wendy: But Chris can't survive without a dame to take care of him.
 
Death: Don't start. He's old. I'll be here for him soon.
 
 
 

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Death: It's your time, Wendy. Just take the tiki drink and we can get out of here. Your first husband is waiting for you.
 
 
 

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Wendy: You know, that's real tacky talking about my dead husband while my current one is sobbing right here with the kids.
 
Death: Honey, I hate to tell you this. You're dead. Gone. Kaput. Finito. Now hurry up, I have a nine o'clock over in Pleasantview.
 
 
 

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Wendy: Damn. Alright. Just, can I say goodbye?
 
Death: They won't hear you. They can't see you anymore. Just let them go. Or you will be a nasty ghost.
 
 
 

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Wendy: I can be a ghost?
 
Chris: Oh god why? Why do I lose all my wives?
 
Wendy: Aw... Chris.... I'm sorry.
 
Death: Can we get a move on please?
 
 
 

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Wendy: Ok. *sigh* Let's go. My feet and back are tired. Girls, I will watch over you. Don't fall into your Dad's dame trap, OK?
 
Death: They can't hear you.
 
Wendy: Bite me.
 
 
 

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Death: Ok God. Seven forty five coming in.
 
Wendy: *whispers* not if I can help it.
 
Death: Pardon?
 
Wendy: Oh nothing.
 
 
 

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Chris: Oh god ... the crazy is coming ....
 
 
 

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Chris: *a little crazy* Ding dong the dame is dead...
 
*wibble*
 
 
 

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Abbey: The only mother I have ever known. I can't do this.
 
BiBi: The broad is gone ... now I can take over. *blink* Where did that come from?
 
 
 

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Chris: It's ok Abbey. I'm here. You can still take care of me.
 
 
 

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Chris: It's ok BiBi. Abbey will show you how to take care of me.
 
 
 

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Cha-Ching!
 
Insurance money came in. Chris received $20,000 and Abbey recevied $1,000. BiBi didn't get anything.
 
BiBi: Why didn't the Wendylady leave me any money?
 
Chris: It's a dame's way. Give to the man, and hush money to the oldest. Learn it, live it.
 
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With the insurance money, the Ishkibibble family invested in a mausoleum to house the family. The side on the right is for the heirs, with Chris' place at the head. The side on the left is for the spouses.
 
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Goopy and Wendy's places of honour.
 
 
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Chris: Good night Abbey. Sleep well. I'm sorry you are still too young of a dame to take care of your Daddy Dude properly.
 
 
 

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Hey baby. How you doin'?



Title: Of Dudes and Dames - an UnBeautiful Legacy Story - Generation Two Episode One Now Up!
Post by: hotrod50s on September 27, 2006, 11:41:59 am
i really like how you designed that masoleum(sp) not quite as funny as the rest but i loved the conversation with death lol leave it to you to come up with something clever though i enjoyed the update.

it is my guess that the alien dame is the heir


Title: Of Dudes and Dames - an UnBeautiful Legacy Story - Generation Two Episode One Now Up!
Post by: Verly on September 27, 2006, 01:55:57 pm
yay, another update. lol. :)


Title: Of Dudes and Dames - an UnBeautiful Legacy Story - Generation Two Episode One Now Up!
Post by: oddball011 on September 27, 2006, 03:26:47 pm
haha when I read it forgot the y at the end of Goopy and thought the little girl said "Are you going to see Daddy Goop?" lol
Great update


Title: Of Dudes and Dames - an UnBeautiful Legacy Story - Generation Two Episode One Now Up!
Post by: Elven_Song on September 28, 2006, 12:43:49 am
^^ Yay! I really do hate those old dames.. I much prefer the young type -winkwink- xD Next part! Next part!

-is crazy high on sugar- @.@


Title: Of Dudes and Dames - an UnBeautiful Legacy Story - Generation Two Episode One Now Up!
Post by: ~*Jax*~ on September 29, 2006, 01:26:20 pm
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Oooo ... mini dame is getting a little porky. Time to get her on a diet!
 

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But, not until mini dame becomes a teen dame. Looks like she will be doing this on her own....
 

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(http://pics.livejournal.com/inyri_jax/pic/0010psee) (http://pics.livejournal.com/inyri_jax/pic/000ssw2r/g20)
Oh dear gods. She's in a school uniform? How boring!
 

(http://pics.livejournal.com/inyri_jax/pic/0010qx8d) (http://pics.livejournal.com/inyri_jax/pic/000st32d/g20)
Wow ... even though she grew up well, no one was really paying attention. I think the little green dame is heading to the fridge.
 

(http://pics.livejournal.com/inyri_jax/pic/0010rrzg) (http://pics.livejournal.com/inyri_jax/pic/000sw7s0/g20)
So, teen dame decided to go to Ishkibibblaplaza to get new clothes and something to eat.
 
Cookies to those who recognize where she is, what table she is at, and who is her waiter .... this does not bode well.
 

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(http://pics.livejournal.com/inyri_jax/pic/0010yge6) (http://pics.livejournal.com/inyri_jax/pic/000t10fz/g20)
I knew this didn't bode well.
 
Freak.
 

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And again, he's making cheap platitudes to make it up to her.
 
Dayum.
 

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Teen dame did manage to get some food into her system. You know, it's a shame she's cute. She would have made an excellent heir. The dame has 'tude.
 

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When she was done her shopping, her loving Daddy Dude giving her his credit card, she met up with ugly Alvin. Who couldn't care less about skiing, apparently.
 

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Meanwhile, I had taken my co-worker Kerie out for dinner. I'm tired, I'm lonely, I'm horny.
 

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She's nice looking, but I have my heir, so I just need a bed warmer. I wonder ...
 

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Hey, dame? I have a question...
 

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The name is Kerie, asswipe, but go on.
 

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Yeah yeah ... whatever
 
Marry me?
 
Sure. What the hell. You're rich.
 

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Come back to my place, oh new fiance of mine!
 

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We shall be wed in the morning. Don't worry about the ghosts of my late wives.
I am loyal only to you until you die.
 

(http://pics.livejournal.com/inyri_jax/pic/001199r5) (http://pics.livejournal.com/inyri_jax/pic/000tc57p/g20)
You know ... dudes don't like pink. Why are most of my wives into putting me into fugly clothes. All but Goopy.
 
Ahh ... Goopy.
 

(http://pics.livejournal.com/inyri_jax/pic/0011adh3) (http://pics.livejournal.com/inyri_jax/pic/000tdrxy/g20)
Here wife. Eat.
 

(http://pics.livejournal.com/inyri_jax/pic/0011bqbp) (http://pics.livejournal.com/inyri_jax/pic/000te06c/g20)
But Chris! I'm a di ... mhumph ...
 

(http://pics.livejournal.com/inyri_jax/pic/0011c2cw) (http://pics.livejournal.com/inyri_jax/pic/000tfqab/g20)
It's diabetic safe, wife. Do you think I want to lose another one on my wedding night? I have plans.
 

(http://pics.livejournal.com/inyri_jax/pic/0011d62q) (http://pics.livejournal.com/inyri_jax/pic/000tgs63/g20)
Oh how sweet!
 
Really? They said it wouldn't be.
 
o.O
 

(http://pics.livejournal.com/inyri_jax/pic/0011exr0) (http://pics.livejournal.com/inyri_jax/pic/000thqby/g20)
It was just a saying, Chris.
 
Oh. HAHAHAHAHA!
 
Um. yeah.
 

(http://pics.livejournal.com/inyri_jax/pic/0011f0p4) (http://pics.livejournal.com/inyri_jax/pic/000tkr0t/g20)
Now that most of the guests have left, it's time for the family toast.
 
But first...let the kissing of the dude commence!
 

(http://pics.livejournal.com/inyri_jax/pic/0011gyaz) (http://pics.livejournal.com/inyri_jax/pic/000tp1sk/g20)
Kerie: To life, love and family!
 
Chris: To having a dame wait on me hand and foot!
 
Abbey: To my first kiss!
 
BiBi: To take over the world! huh? Again...where did that come from???
 

(http://pics.livejournal.com/inyri_jax/pic/0011h9gd) (http://pics.livejournal.com/inyri_jax/pic/000tqksr/g20)
Now that Kerie seems to have disappeared ( o.O ) the family toasts its good fortune.
 

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BiBi: Hey Abbey? Why did Daddy Dude get married again?
 
Abbey: Because he needs a dame to care for him.
 
Chris: Because I need you both to be trained properly.
 

(http://pics.livejournal.com/inyri_jax/pic/0011prrp) (http://pics.livejournal.com/inyri_jax/pic/000tsth7/g20)
Abbey: Don't worry about Dad, BiBi. I won't let him corrupt you.
 
BiBi: Thanks Abbey!
 

(http://pics.livejournal.com/inyri_jax/pic/0011qwpa) (http://pics.livejournal.com/inyri_jax/pic/000tt0p2/g20)
Apparently Wendy has issues with Chris getting married
 
THE DAY AFTER SHE DIED!!!
 

(http://pics.livejournal.com/inyri_jax/pic/0011ra99) (http://pics.livejournal.com/inyri_jax/pic/000twhyt/g20)
No matter how much she scared him ... the bugger wouldn't keel over from shock.
I think he's going to grow to be an ornery old geezer.
 

(http://pics.livejournal.com/inyri_jax/pic/0011syff) (http://pics.livejournal.com/inyri_jax/pic/000txkr6/g20)
So Wendy decided to go off and bother other people.
 

(http://pics.livejournal.com/inyri_jax/pic/0011t5e8) (http://pics.livejournal.com/inyri_jax/pic/000tyfcp/g20)
Like Abbey ... a few minutes after Chris went to bed.
 

(http://pics.livejournal.com/inyri_jax/pic/0011wqh3) (http://pics.livejournal.com/inyri_jax/pic/000tzq7f/g20)
Notice how she is laughing? Evil ghost I tell you.
 

(http://pics.livejournal.com/inyri_jax/pic/0011xtp4) (http://pics.livejournal.com/inyri_jax/pic/000w0e3z/g20)
Then she turned her attentions to poor BiBi. Mind you, BiBi really enjoyed it LOL!
 

(http://pics.livejournal.com/inyri_jax/pic/0011ysk4) (http://pics.livejournal.com/inyri_jax/pic/000w1hdx/g20)
The next evening, BiBi went out and put the moves on Alvin. Even though she is still a child.
 
BiBi: Hey good looking. I'll be a teen in a few days...
 
Alvin: ew.
 

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Aahh... a blissful home.
 

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for now ...
 
XD
 
Damn ... Wendy is mad!!!
 

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The group likes to invite over friends from school for tub and Mysh ... bingo parties.
 
The only one who didn't win anything during this game was Chris. Think the fates are trying to tell him something?
 
Yes, Kerie is still around. It's just that she and Chris were on opposite work schedules. Sucks to be them!
 
Thus ends Episode Six!


Title: Of Dudes and Dames - an UnBeautiful Legacy Story - Generation Two Episode One Now Up!
Post by: hotrod50s on September 29, 2006, 03:48:55 pm
lol good update wendy is really giving daddy dude a bad time lol really fine job made me laugh as much as your story normaly does rofl


Title: Of Dudes and Dames - an UnBeautiful Legacy Story - Generation Two Episode One Now Up!
Post by: Verly on September 29, 2006, 05:55:14 pm
yay! another update. :D


Title: Of Dudes and Dames - an UnBeautiful Legacy Story - Generation Two Episode One Now Up!
Post by: Elven_Song on September 30, 2006, 01:07:05 pm
^^ lol! I love the part with the cake.. it's always my fave part of the weddings. And the added humor didn't hurt. Go Ishkibibble!! Woo!


Title: Of Dudes and Dames - an UnBeautiful Legacy Story - Generation Two Episode One Now Up!
Post by: ladyrose on October 01, 2006, 09:00:39 am
heh heh heh. I so love this story!


Title: Of Dudes and Dames - an UnBeautiful Legacy Story - Generation Two Episode One Now Up!
Post by: ~*Jax*~ on October 04, 2006, 04:55:50 pm
Thanks guys.  I will be not able to update for a while, as I have to play to get more photos.  Hopefully you all will stick around anyway.   :(


Title: Of Dudes and Dames - an UnBeautiful Legacy Story - Generation Two Episode One Now Up!
Post by: SimulatedDork on October 07, 2006, 02:00:36 pm
Oh this story is perfect and so funny! You rock! And your suspense in early parts killed!

Heh, BiBi was already a toddler in part 6, but before you showed us, she was playing with the dollhouse in one of the shots...


Title: Of Dudes and Dames - an UnBeautiful Legacy Story - Generation Two Episode One Now Up!
Post by: dangermouse on October 11, 2006, 03:53:15 am
Yay! Update! This is really funny, and I promise I won't pester you for updates :D


Title: Of Dudes and Dames - an UnBeautiful Legacy Story - Generation Two Episode One Now Up!
Post by: Verly on October 11, 2006, 09:22:00 am
Take your time, we'll be here. :)


Title: Of Dudes and Dames - an UnBeautiful Legacy Story - Generation Two Episode One Now Up!
Post by: SimulatedDork on October 12, 2006, 04:07:38 pm
It makes a change - a funny story! You must be very proud! Lol, all I seem to be able to churn out is depressing stories of childhood misery and woe! Gah!


Title: Of Dudes and Dames - an UnBeautiful Legacy Story - Generation Two Episode One Now Up!
Post by: starlucid on October 13, 2006, 02:29:51 pm
very funny!  Love it!   Simulated I like your story it has the beginning of a good drama!
Me what I write usually ends up horror so don't feel bad!


Title: Of Dudes and Dames - an UnBeautiful Legacy Story - Generation Two Episode One Now Up!
Post by: ~*Jax*~ on October 22, 2006, 05:46:39 pm
OK, quick update note here:
 
I realize that the photos had disappeared for a couple of weeks.  My apologies.  They are back now and I am working on three more episodes that will be updated soon.
 
Thanks for the PMs about the missing photos guys!  :D :D


Title: Of Dudes and Dames - an UnBeautiful Legacy Story - Generation Two Episode One Now Up!
Post by: ~*Jax*~ on October 23, 2006, 12:27:52 am
(http://pics.livejournal.com/inyri_jax/pic/001bdqzd) (http://pics.livejournal.com/inyri_jax/pic/001bdqzd/g161)

My little Heir-Dame is looking for answers from her other father. But, as she is just a dame, and a green one at that, he's not going to answer.
(http://pics.livejournal.com/inyri_jax/pic/001becxp) (http://pics.livejournal.com/inyri_jax/pic/001becxp/g161)

So she starts to work on her weaving project for school.

Maybe she's making something for her Daddy Dude.
(http://pics.livejournal.com/inyri_jax/pic/001bfk9w) (http://pics.livejournal.com/inyri_jax/pic/001bfk9w/g161)

I sent the wife up to the nursery to deal with the baby dame she squeezed out for heir purposes. Too bad she squeezed out cute twins.
(http://pics.livejournal.com/inyri_jax/pic/001bg5gh) (http://pics.livejournal.com/inyri_jax/pic/001bg5gh/g161)

So let's fling the little ankle biters into the air to scare them into their next age.
(http://pics.livejournal.com/inyri_jax/pic/001bh70h) (http://pics.livejournal.com/inyri_jax/pic/001bh70h/g161)

(http://pics.livejournal.com/inyri_jax/pic/001bkdd2) (http://pics.livejournal.com/inyri_jax/pic/001bkdd2/g161)

(http://pics.livejournal.com/inyri_jax/pic/001bpcxp) (http://pics.livejournal.com/inyri_jax/pic/001bpcxp/g161)

People think this is a happy home. It is. My only son Chris Junior - CreeJer - and I are well cared for by the harem of dames here.
(http://pics.livejournal.com/inyri_jax/pic/001bqb9w) (http://pics.livejournal.com/inyri_jax/pic/001bqb9w/g161)

A dame's touch.
(http://pics.livejournal.com/inyri_jax/pic/001brpag) (http://pics.livejournal.com/inyri_jax/pic/001brpag/g161)

Someone really needs to teach the Abbey dame to care for the kids. That's what she's here for. Sheesh. Kerie is failing at her post.
(http://pics.livejournal.com/inyri_jax/pic/001btpfs) (http://pics.livejournal.com/inyri_jax/pic/001btpfs/g161)

But she makes good pork chops, so I think I will keep her.
(http://pics.livejournal.com/inyri_jax/pic/001bw5bd) (http://pics.livejournal.com/inyri_jax/pic/001bw5bd/g161)

Calling up a nanny, as both the wife-dame and I work together. I solemnly swear I won't marry this old dame.
(http://pics.livejournal.com/inyri_jax/pic/001bxp7x) (http://pics.livejournal.com/inyri_jax/pic/001bxp7x/g161)

The heir-dame chats up Kennedy. Maybe she can work around his nose.
(http://pics.livejournal.com/inyri_jax/pic/001bybqa) (http://pics.livejournal.com/inyri_jax/pic/001bybqa/g161)

The house seems to change at the whim of the Creator. *shrug* As long as I have my tub, I don't care.
(http://pics.livejournal.com/inyri_jax/pic/001bz2xk/g161)

(http://pics.livejournal.com/inyri_jax/pic/001c0p7x) (http://pics.livejournal.com/inyri_jax/pic/001c0p7x/g161)

The teen-dames are regaling me with how they plan to enhance my gene-pool
(http://pics.livejournal.com/inyri_jax/pic/001c1bby) (http://pics.livejournal.com/inyri_jax/pic/001c1bby/g161)

And now, the heir-dame is off to the hospital where she works.
(http://pics.livejournal.com/inyri_jax/pic/001c2seg) (http://pics.livejournal.com/inyri_jax/pic/001c2seg/g161)

She will be Cheif of Staff someday ... and be in charge of the health and welfare of all Ishkibibblapalooza!!

MWAHAHAHA!!!
(http://pics.livejournal.com/inyri_jax/pic/001c3p5e) (http://pics.livejournal.com/inyri_jax/pic/001c3p5e/g161)

It's time for ChreeJer to grow into a child and his heritage.
(http://pics.livejournal.com/inyri_jax/pic/001c4d5s) (http://pics.livejournal.com/inyri_jax/pic/001c4d5s/g161)

The wife-dame spent all day baking a cake or two for the twins, and completely neglecting to bathe the smelly little ... tykes, yeah tykes.

Ew.
(http://pics.livejournal.com/inyri_jax/pic/001c5wkg) (http://pics.livejournal.com/inyri_jax/pic/001c5wkg/g161)

(http://pics.livejournal.com/inyri_jax/pic/001c6yrr) (http://pics.livejournal.com/inyri_jax/pic/001c6yrr/g161)

(http://pics.livejournal.com/inyri_jax/pic/001c7wpk) (http://pics.livejournal.com/inyri_jax/pic/001c7wpk/g161)

(http://pics.livejournal.com/inyri_jax/pic/001c8z31) (http://pics.livejournal.com/inyri_jax/pic/001c8z31/g161)

(http://pics.livejournal.com/inyri_jax/pic/001c9wr4) (http://pics.livejournal.com/inyri_jax/pic/001c9wr4/g161)

How the hell can she breathe?

Ew.
(http://pics.livejournal.com/inyri_jax/pic/001ca2fb) (http://pics.livejournal.com/inyri_jax/pic/001ca2fb/g161)

And CreeJer starts his transformation.
(http://pics.livejournal.com/inyri_jax/pic/001cbb9z) (http://pics.livejournal.com/inyri_jax/pic/001cbb9z/g161)

(http://pics.livejournal.com/inyri_jax/pic/001ccpd2) (http://pics.livejournal.com/inyri_jax/pic/001ccpd2/g161)

(http://pics.livejournal.com/inyri_jax/pic/001cdzbh) (http://pics.livejournal.com/inyri_jax/pic/001cdzbh/g161)

Not even close to being in the running. CreeJer, like me, is a handsome chap.
(http://pics.livejournal.com/inyri_jax/pic/001cep7f/g161)
(http://pics.livejournal.com/inyri_jax/pic/001cf50q) (http://pics.livejournal.com/inyri_jax/pic/001cf50q/g161)

Why do I have to deal with the baby dame?

Damn.
(http://pics.livejournal.com/inyri_jax/pic/001cgsrd) (http://pics.livejournal.com/inyri_jax/pic/001cgsrd/g161)

(http://pics.livejournal.com/inyri_jax/pic/001chb6r) (http://pics.livejournal.com/inyri_jax/pic/001chb6r/g161)

(http://pics.livejournal.com/inyri_jax/pic/001ckq82) (http://pics.livejournal.com/inyri_jax/pic/001ckq82/g161)

Let's get it over with already.
(http://pics.livejournal.com/inyri_jax/pic/001cpb5k) (http://pics.livejournal.com/inyri_jax/pic/001cpb5k/g161)

(http://pics.livejournal.com/inyri_jax/pic/001cqzbh) (http://pics.livejournal.com/inyri_jax/pic/001cqzbh/g161)

Time to change ... and I don't mean your diapers, baby dame.
(http://pics.livejournal.com/inyri_jax/pic/001cr6cz) (http://pics.livejournal.com/inyri_jax/pic/001cr6cz/g161)

(http://pics.livejournal.com/inyri_jax/pic/001csay6) (http://pics.livejournal.com/inyri_jax/pic/001csay6/g161)

(http://pics.livejournal.com/inyri_jax/pic/001ctxp6) (http://pics.livejournal.com/inyri_jax/pic/001ctxp6/g161)

(http://pics.livejournal.com/inyri_jax/pic/001cw21p) (http://pics.livejournal.com/inyri_jax/pic/001cw21p/g161)

(http://pics.livejournal.com/inyri_jax/pic/001cxxrd) (http://pics.livejournal.com/inyri_jax/pic/001cxxrd/g161)

(http://pics.livejournal.com/inyri_jax/pic/001cyz3t) (http://pics.livejournal.com/inyri_jax/pic/001cyz3t/g161)

(http://pics.livejournal.com/inyri_jax/pic/001czwzr) (http://pics.livejournal.com/inyri_jax/pic/001czwzr/g161)

(http://pics.livejournal.com/inyri_jax/pic/001d0qbp) (http://pics.livejournal.com/inyri_jax/pic/001d0qbp/g161)

(http://pics.livejournal.com/inyri_jax/pic/001d15wc) (http://pics.livejournal.com/inyri_jax/pic/001d15wc/g161)

And we tossed another cute kid. Precocious little thing, isn't she?


Title: Of Dudes and Dames - an UnBeautiful Legacy Story - Generation Two Episode One Now Up!
Post by: Verly on October 23, 2006, 01:45:38 am
Poor Chris. He keeps having cute babies. hehe. except for the alien of course. lol


Title: Of Dudes and Dames - an UnBeautiful Legacy Story - Generation Two Episode One Now Up!
Post by: Elven_Song on October 24, 2006, 06:31:49 pm
Aww.. the twins are way too cute to be heirs at all. I can't wait to see how the alien genes work in this fugly family. -shudders-


Title: Of Dudes and Dames - an UnBeautiful Legacy Story - Generation Two Episode One Now Up!
Post by: ~*Jax*~ on October 25, 2006, 10:47:52 am
Yeah, they are cute aren't they?  Wait until you see CreeJer as a teen.  Might use him in a regular legacy LOL
 
Hopefully I will fix episode 8 and have it up today.  Keep your fingers crossed!


Title: Of Dudes and Dames - an UnBeautiful Legacy Story - Generation Two Episode One Now Up!
Post by: starlucid on October 25, 2006, 11:09:00 am
love this inyri jax what a wonderfull cynic! LOL!


Title: Of Dudes and Dames - an UnBeautiful Legacy Story - Generation Two Episode One Now Up!
Post by: ladyrose on October 25, 2006, 12:34:07 pm
I absolutely ADORE this! POST MORE pleeeeeaaaaaaaase!


Title: Of Dudes and Dames - an UnBeautiful Legacy Story - Generation Two Episode One Now Up!
Post by: ~*Jax*~ on October 25, 2006, 01:42:56 pm
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Hey Nanny - Dame? You ate us out of house and home ... you're fired, and I'm going on vacation!
 

(http://pics.livejournal.com/inyri_jax/pic/001d3t4a) (http://pics.livejournal.com/inyri_jax/pic/001d3t4a/g162)
What's that?
 
You hope a satellite crushes my one true love?
 
*wibble*
 
You're too late ...
 

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The green Heir-Dame asks old-Dame for advice.
 
"Oh Wendy-Lady, how do I take over the world?"
 

(http://pics.livejournal.com/inyri_jax/pic/001d5fzz) (http://pics.livejournal.com/inyri_jax/pic/001d5fzz/g162)
After a good session of Whoo Hoo with the Wife-Dame, she makes me a good plate of spaghetti.
 
Mmmm ... meat balls .... *drool*
 

(http://pics.livejournal.com/inyri_jax/pic/001d66ht) (http://pics.livejournal.com/inyri_jax/pic/001d66ht/g162)
Ack!
 
The Dee-Dee-Dame is possessed. Maybe I should have named her Linda. Or Blair. Or .. OMGWTF???
 

(http://pics.livejournal.com/inyri_jax/pic/001d703z) (http://pics.livejournal.com/inyri_jax/pic/001d703z/g162)
You ever feel like you are being watched?
 

(http://pics.livejournal.com/inyri_jax/pic/001d8rd9) (http://pics.livejournal.com/inyri_jax/pic/001d8rd9/g162)
Damn. I look good as a General. I'm off to my last day of work ... then VACATION!
 
The Ishkibibblets are old enough to not need a nanny. CreeJer needs to be shown how to deal with the dames.
 
That's where I step in.
 

(http://pics.livejournal.com/inyri_jax/pic/001d91q0) (http://pics.livejournal.com/inyri_jax/pic/001d91q0/g162)
*whine*
 
What's that noise?
 

(http://pics.livejournal.com/inyri_jax/pic/001da0p1) (http://pics.livejournal.com/inyri_jax/pic/001da0p1/g162)
'Tis my ride.
 
I'm a General donchaknow?
 

(http://pics.livejournal.com/inyri_jax/pic/001dbz36) (http://pics.livejournal.com/inyri_jax/pic/001dbz36/g162)
(http://pics.livejournal.com/inyri_jax/pic/001dc8bg) (http://pics.livejournal.com/inyri_jax/pic/001dc8bg/g162)
Oooo ... swanky.
 
All leather interior.
 

(http://pics.livejournal.com/inyri_jax/pic/001dd1tc) (http://pics.livejournal.com/inyri_jax/pic/001dd1tc/g162)
(http://pics.livejournal.com/inyri_jax/pic/001deq00) (http://pics.livejournal.com/inyri_jax/pic/001deq00/g162)
(http://pics.livejournal.com/inyri_jax/pic/001df3fh) (http://pics.livejournal.com/inyri_jax/pic/001df3fh/g162)
hehe
 
Let me manage the stick ...
 

(http://pics.livejournal.com/inyri_jax/pic/001dghz3) (http://pics.livejournal.com/inyri_jax/pic/001dghz3/g162)
You know ... I have a daughter who would just lurve you ...
 
What part of the ugly tree did you fall out of?
 

(http://pics.livejournal.com/inyri_jax/pic/001dhw4f) (http://pics.livejournal.com/inyri_jax/pic/001dhw4f/g162)
(http://pics.livejournal.com/inyri_jax/pic/001dk2y4) (http://pics.livejournal.com/inyri_jax/pic/001dk2y4/g162)
(http://pics.livejournal.com/inyri_jax/pic/001dpy58) (http://pics.livejournal.com/inyri_jax/pic/001dpy58/g162)
o.O
 
Chris is still messing with his stick...
 

(http://pics.livejournal.com/inyri_jax/pic/001dq8f0) (http://pics.livejournal.com/inyri_jax/pic/001dq8f0/g162)
(http://pics.livejournal.com/inyri_jax/pic/001ds20a) (http://pics.livejournal.com/inyri_jax/pic/001ds20a/g162)
Instead of cooking, the green Heir-Dame orders pizza. The delievery boy is ugly ... but not ugly enough.
 
I *know* there is better out there.
 

(http://pics.livejournal.com/inyri_jax/pic/001dthrc) (http://pics.livejournal.com/inyri_jax/pic/001dthrc/g162)
She's more into the food anyway.
 
Delivery dude? Is more interested in her.
 

(http://pics.livejournal.com/inyri_jax/pic/001dwz39) (http://pics.livejournal.com/inyri_jax/pic/001dwz39/g162)
I can't remember which ghost scared her, and pushed her into the platinum aspiration ... but why the hell does a green skinned dame have on a green swimsuit???
 

(http://pics.livejournal.com/inyri_jax/pic/001dxxgs) (http://pics.livejournal.com/inyri_jax/pic/001dxxgs/g162)
Goopy is active tonight!
 

(http://pics.livejournal.com/inyri_jax/pic/001dyxgs) (http://pics.livejournal.com/inyri_jax/pic/001dyxgs/g162)
Out he comes for a midnight show.
 
He's still ticked that we sold his stuff. Ah well, makes for great campfire stories.
 

(http://pics.livejournal.com/inyri_jax/pic/001dzfy6) (http://pics.livejournal.com/inyri_jax/pic/001dzfy6/g162)
It's time for the Abbey-Dame to become an adult.
 

(http://pics.livejournal.com/inyri_jax/pic/001e0a04) (http://pics.livejournal.com/inyri_jax/pic/001e0a04/g162)
(http://pics.livejournal.com/inyri_jax/pic/001e1wtf) (http://pics.livejournal.com/inyri_jax/pic/001e1wtf/g162)
(http://pics.livejournal.com/inyri_jax/pic/001e20tb) (http://pics.livejournal.com/inyri_jax/pic/001e20tb/g162)
In this pic, you can see that instead of going on vacation, Chris screwed up at work and was demoted to astronaut. Goof-ball. So, he's gotta work on it again.
 
However, the entire family and one friend is there to celebrate her transition.
 

(http://pics.livejournal.com/inyri_jax/pic/001e3hd9) (http://pics.livejournal.com/inyri_jax/pic/001e3hd9/g162)
(http://pics.livejournal.com/inyri_jax/pic/001e49pe) (http://pics.livejournal.com/inyri_jax/pic/001e49pe/g162)
(http://pics.livejournal.com/inyri_jax/pic/001e5xex) (http://pics.livejournal.com/inyri_jax/pic/001e5xex/g162)
(http://pics.livejournal.com/inyri_jax/pic/001e6g0a) (http://pics.livejournal.com/inyri_jax/pic/001e6g0a/g162)
(http://pics.livejournal.com/inyri_jax/pic/001e7rdr) (http://pics.livejournal.com/inyri_jax/pic/001e7rdr/g162)
OK, here we go!
 

(http://pics.livejournal.com/inyri_jax/pic/001e8798) (http://pics.livejournal.com/inyri_jax/pic/001e8798/g162)
(http://pics.livejournal.com/inyri_jax/pic/001e9rde) (http://pics.livejournal.com/inyri_jax/pic/001e9rde/g162)
(http://pics.livejournal.com/inyri_jax/pic/001eadf9) (http://pics.livejournal.com/inyri_jax/pic/001eadf9/g162)
Meh. Not much of a change. The clothes suck though. I think I am going to switch the cool stuff Kerie has with this.
 

(http://pics.livejournal.com/inyri_jax/pic/001eb1b1) (http://pics.livejournal.com/inyri_jax/pic/001eb1b1/g162)
(http://pics.livejournal.com/inyri_jax/pic/001ec999) (http://pics.livejournal.com/inyri_jax/pic/001ec999/g162)
She seems happy. And she didn't have a melt down that she didn't go to college.
 
Time to find her a man to take care of, and squeeze out some babies!
 

(http://pics.livejournal.com/inyri_jax/pic/001eds4k) (http://pics.livejournal.com/inyri_jax/pic/001eds4k/g162)
Artsy shot of the BiBi-Dame lighting a fire.
 

(http://pics.livejournal.com/inyri_jax/pic/001eeq8s) (http://pics.livejournal.com/inyri_jax/pic/001eeq8s/g162)
(http://pics.livejournal.com/inyri_jax/pic/001efqb1) (http://pics.livejournal.com/inyri_jax/pic/001efqb1/g162)
(http://pics.livejournal.com/inyri_jax/pic/001eg0tb) (http://pics.livejournal.com/inyri_jax/pic/001eg0tb/g162)
My favorite shot of BiBi.
 

(http://pics.livejournal.com/inyri_jax/pic/001ehksr) (http://pics.livejournal.com/inyri_jax/pic/001ehksr/g162)
Abbey called up the matchmaker and spent a good portion of her Daddy's money to find herself a hubby.
 
The Matchmaker came up with Kent something or other.
 

(http://pics.livejournal.com/inyri_jax/pic/001ek467) (http://pics.livejournal.com/inyri_jax/pic/001ek467/g162)
Yet she still manages to get into a fight with the resident Master Vampire in Downtown Ishkibibblapalooza.
 

(http://pics.livejournal.com/inyri_jax/pic/001ept9z) (http://pics.livejournal.com/inyri_jax/pic/001ept9z/g162)
As is a dame's way, she nags him until sunrise.
 

(http://pics.livejournal.com/inyri_jax/pic/001eqrt9) (http://pics.livejournal.com/inyri_jax/pic/001eqrt9/g162)
Meanwhile, BiBi and Kerie get into a dominance race, with Creejer looking on. Dee-Dee is oblivious, as usual.
 

(http://pics.livejournal.com/inyri_jax/pic/001erz5c) (http://pics.livejournal.com/inyri_jax/pic/001erz5c/g162)
Kerie gets a promotion to Astronaut ... the exact same career and position as Chris.
 
No trouble on the homefront there...
 

(http://pics.livejournal.com/inyri_jax/pic/001etxqt) (http://pics.livejournal.com/inyri_jax/pic/001etxqt/g162)
LOL
 
Kerie got a good look at the driver of her car.
 

(http://pics.livejournal.com/inyri_jax/pic/001esa7y) (http://pics.livejournal.com/inyri_jax/pic/001esa7y/g162)
Abbey has a makeover and invites Kent over for dinner.
 
No, he's not the main course. Dessert, yes. Main course, no.
 

(http://pics.livejournal.com/inyri_jax/pic/001ewfy6) (http://pics.livejournal.com/inyri_jax/pic/001ewfy6/g162)
... and in front of her father, setting him into a platinum mood, Abbey asks Kent to marry her.
 
**author's note: at this point my computer had a hissy fit. The entire thing crashed, and I'm thankful for backups. However, Chris went from a Family Sim to a Knowledge Sim, Abbey went from Pleasure Sim to Family, and it seems that BiBi stayed the same. So, if you notice a difference, that's why.**
 

(http://pics.livejournal.com/inyri_jax/pic/001ex4st) (http://pics.livejournal.com/inyri_jax/pic/001ex4st/g162)
(http://pics.livejournal.com/inyri_jax/pic/001eycxp) (http://pics.livejournal.com/inyri_jax/pic/001eycxp/g162)
Abbey decides, now that she is an adult, she wants to move out.
 
**notice how there is no furniture? yeah ... lost a lot in the meltdown. I'm pissed**
 



Title: Of Dudes and Dames - an UnBeautiful Legacy Story - Generation Two Episode One Now Up!
Post by: ~*Jax*~ on October 25, 2006, 02:01:58 pm
Sorry about the two deleted posts above.
 
I'm have a hard time with the formatting.  So, it may be a bit before part two is added.


Title: Of Dudes and Dames - an UnBeautiful Legacy Story - Generation Two Episode One Now Up!
Post by: starlucid on October 25, 2006, 09:41:05 pm
oh man!  This has become a sitcom for me *whines*  hope you are able to recover your stuff we are so hooked on your story it reminds me of the Bundy's I love it!


Title: Of Dudes and Dames - an UnBeautiful Legacy Story - Generation Two Episode One Now Up!
Post by: ~*Jax*~ on October 26, 2006, 01:05:13 am
(http://pics.livejournal.com/inyri_jax/pic/001eze2a)
 
Abbey in her new living room. I had everything set at a fabulous diagonal. She loves the green color scheme.
 
(http://pics.livejournal.com/inyri_jax/pic/001f0y46)
 
A good view of her living room. However, I found out the hard way that the game doesn't let you sit and watch TV if it's diagonal. Hopefully the new expansion pack (being Pets) will address that.
 
I don't have anything above Nightlife, so it will be awhile before I find out :-)
 
(http://pics.livejournal.com/inyri_jax/pic/001f11tc)
 
Kent becomes an Ishkibibble.
 
(http://pics.livejournal.com/inyri_jax/pic/001f2gx7)
 
Damn ... you guys ready yet? Abbey won't give me any until we're married!
 
(http://pics.livejournal.com/inyri_jax/pic/001f3qzd)
 
Kent: I promise to honour and cherish you. I promise to treat you like an equal in all things ...
 
Chris: No no no! No equality! She's a dame!
 
Abbey: Daddy, shut up.
 
(http://pics.livejournal.com/inyri_jax/pic/001f48px)
 
(http://pics.livejournal.com/inyri_jax/pic/001f5daf)
 
(http://pics.livejournal.com/inyri_jax/pic/001f6p7f)
 
Abbey: For my part, I vow to share things equally with you, honor and love you. I promise to uphold our vows until my dying day.
 
Chris: Damned right you will honour him, Dame.
 
Kent: Dad, shut up.
 
Chris: Hrmph.
 
(http://pics.livejournal.com/inyri_jax/pic/001f7saq)
 
Abbey: Psst. Kent? Do you think we managed to piss him off enough?
 
(http://pics.livejournal.com/inyri_jax/pic/001f87kf)
 
(http://pics.livejournal.com/inyri_jax/pic/001f9x4x)
 
Abbey: Here is a ring to show the world how much I love you.
 
(http://pics.livejournal.com/inyri_jax/pic/001fa6zq)
 
(http://pics.livejournal.com/inyri_jax/pic/001fbrz4)
 
Kent: And here is my token to you, to prove to the world we are joined.
 
Chris: Ownership tackle!
 
Abbey and Kent: Dad, shut up!
 
(http://pics.livejournal.com/inyri_jax/pic/001fcrtr)
 
(http://pics.livejournal.com/inyri_jax/pic/001fd2h0)
 
Kent: Our vows are complete. I am yours and you are mine. Equal partners as we walk through life.
 
Chris: Oh. My. God. I'm having a heart attack. He can't be serious!
 
Kent and Abbey: Dad. Shut. Up.
 
(http://pics.livejournal.com/inyri_jax/pic/001fephd)
 
BiBi: Kiss her already!
 
Chris: BiBi, they don't need your help.
 
BiBi: Equality rules!
 
Chris: *sob*
 
(http://pics.livejournal.com/inyri_jax/pic/001ff544)
 
(http://pics.livejournal.com/inyri_jax/pic/001fgtgg)
 
Chris: Are you finished yet? Can we get to the drinking part of this thing?
 
(http://pics.livejournal.com/inyri_jax/pic/001fhr8b)
 
Creator: I now pronounce you man and wife. You may now piss off your father.
 
(http://pics.livejournal.com/inyri_jax/pic/001fkt3k)
 
Time to cut the cake!
 
Chris: Is that booze I see?
 
(http://pics.livejournal.com/inyri_jax/pic/001fp5xq)
 
(http://pics.livejournal.com/inyri_jax/pic/001fq3xp)
 
(http://pics.livejournal.com/inyri_jax/pic/001frcp1)
 
Abbey: Here you go, my love.
 
Kent: Thank you, darling.
 
Chris: I need a drink.
 
(http://pics.livejournal.com/inyri_jax/pic/001fskyx)
 
Watching Abbey gently feed Kent some cake, Chris downs one glass of champagne and pours another.
 
(http://pics.livejournal.com/inyri_jax/pic/001ftf8e)
 
But, Abbey being fun loving, smooshes the cake into Kent's mouth.
 
(http://pics.livejournal.com/inyri_jax/pic/001fw21p)
 
The Bride and Groom laugh it off.
 
The Father of the Bride has another drink.
 
(http://pics.livejournal.com/inyri_jax/pic/001fxs2y)
 
Kent: I would like to make a toast to my beautiful bride. May all our days be shared equally and with love.
 
Chris: Are you trying to kill me? I need a drink.
 
(http://pics.livejournal.com/inyri_jax/pic/001fykyx)
 
(http://pics.livejournal.com/inyri_jax/pic/001fzyhe)
 
Chris: I give up. To Life, Love and Happiness!
 
Everyone but Chris: To equality!
 
Chris: It's a conspiracy.
 
(http://pics.livejournal.com/inyri_jax/pic/001g0ckk)
 
(http://pics.livejournal.com/inyri_jax/pic/001g12qw)
 
BiBi: Suck out his tonsils, Abbey!
 
Abbey: With pleasure!
 
Chris: Ew.
 
(http://pics.livejournal.com/inyri_jax/pic/001g2tfd)
 
BiBi: To having a cool older brother in law. And to pissing off Dad!
 
(http://pics.livejournal.com/inyri_jax/pic/001g34gp)
 
As Kent and BiBi get to know one another, Abbey and Chris start to dance.
 
Then it got weird. There is something not quite right about watching Father and Daughter dirty dancing.
 
(http://pics.livejournal.com/inyri_jax/pic/001g4pwz)
 
I would love to know what Kent is talking about!!
 
(http://pics.livejournal.com/inyri_jax/pic/001g56wq)
 
With Kent and Abbey's wedding being a roof raiser, Chris and BiBi walk home (next door - you can see BiBi's Heir-Bug). Kent and Abbey go on their Honeymoon.
 
(http://pics.livejournal.com/inyri_jax/pic/001g6dgf)
 
(http://pics.livejournal.com/inyri_jax/pic/001g7hfw)
 
(http://pics.livejournal.com/inyri_jax/pic/001g8wfz)
 
(http://pics.livejournal.com/inyri_jax/pic/001g91b1)
 
(http://pics.livejournal.com/inyri_jax/pic/001gabby)
 
Then come home, and Kent finally gets some.
 
...
 
Is that a baby chime I hear?
 
(http://pics.livejournal.com/inyri_jax/pic/001gbxtq)
 
(http://pics.livejournal.com/inyri_jax/pic/001gc0dh)
 
Kent massages the kinks out of Abbey's neck.
 
(http://pics.livejournal.com/inyri_jax/pic/001gd7ge)
 
Abbey eating for two.
 
(http://pics.livejournal.com/inyri_jax/pic/001ge1p0)
 
Resting for two in the newly re-modelled living room (so they can watch TV now)
 
(http://pics.livejournal.com/inyri_jax/pic/001gf3g5)
 
AAAH!
 
The baby is twisted!
 
And this, my friends, is what happens when you play the game at slowMotion 6.
 
(http://pics.livejournal.com/inyri_jax/pic/001gg66g)
 
And the first two granddchildren of Chris Ishkibibble.
 
This will be the last you see of them unless I get bored.


Title: Of Dudes and Dames - an UnBeautiful Legacy Story - Generation Two Episode One Now Up!
Post by: Innocent on October 26, 2006, 01:38:55 am
awww I wanna see more! :D


Title: Of Dudes and Dames - an UnBeautiful Legacy Story - Generation Two Episode One Now Up!
Post by: starlucid on October 26, 2006, 07:33:58 am
LOL! Great update!  The babies will hopefully unkink for their next appearance! LOL!


Title: Of Dudes and Dames - an UnBeautiful Legacy Story - Generation Two Episode One Now Up!
Post by: The Mule on October 26, 2006, 07:37:42 am
I just read the first 2 episodes last night. I've been missing out. I will be looking forward to getting caught up.

JUst read another episode or two...don't mind me...just marking where I left off

http://www.insimenator.org/showpost.php?p=317863&postcount=42 (http://www.insimenator.org/showpost.php?p=317863&postcount=42)


Title: Of Dudes and Dames - an UnBeautiful Legacy Story - Generation Two Episode One Now Up!
Post by: Verly on October 26, 2006, 11:03:20 am
This is too funny. I'm sure we'll only see those two if they grow up to make Chris proud. lol.


Title: Of Dudes and Dames - an UnBeautiful Legacy Story - Generation Two Episode One Now Up!
Post by: ~*Jax*~ on October 26, 2006, 11:41:41 am
Quote from: Verly
This is too funny. I'm sure we'll only see those two if they grow up to make Chris proud. lol.

Hint:  In Gen Two, look closely at the photos on the walls/mantels/shelves etc ...
 
You may see them grow up!


Title: Of Dudes and Dames - an UnBeautiful Legacy Story - Generation Two Episode One Now Up!
Post by: The Mule on October 26, 2006, 08:39:41 pm
I'm caught up! How do you get the waiter to spill the food? I really enjoyed reading it!


Title: Of Dudes and Dames - an UnBeautiful Legacy Story - Generation Two Episode One Now Up!
Post by: ~*Jax*~ on October 26, 2006, 09:46:40 pm
Quote from: The Mule
I'm caught up! How do you get the waiter to spill the food? I really enjoyed reading it!

Hi Mule!!
 
The waiter is just a frikkin' dork.  I have no hack or anything to make him do that .... he just does.
 
It could be that he works on a lot I built specifically for Ishkibibbapalooza, but I *think* it's just a random occurance.
 
hehe...after the episode with Chris and the waiter, Chris actually had the fear of having food spilled on him! LOL
 
Thank you for reading!  And thank you for liking! :D


Title: Of Dudes and Dames - an UnBeautiful Legacy Story - Generation Two Episode One Now Up!
Post by: starlucid on October 27, 2006, 07:18:39 am
Inri love this gives me a reason to smile while I try to fix my own game which is on life support!  ready for reinstall at any moment.


Title: Of Dudes and Dames - an UnBeautiful Legacy Story - Generation Two Episode One Now Up!
Post by: ~*Jax*~ on October 27, 2006, 10:44:26 am
Wow ... thanks starlucid!  *blush*
 
You guys sure make me glad I posted this here.
 
:grouphug:


Title: Of Dudes and Dames - an UnBeautiful Legacy Story - Generation Two Episode One Now Up!
Post by: The Mule on October 27, 2006, 11:29:12 am
What a great use for the "subscribe" tool....


Title: Of Dudes and Dames - an UnBeautiful Legacy Story - Generation Two Episode One Now Up!
Post by: ~*Jax*~ on October 27, 2006, 01:37:04 pm
(http://pics.livejournal.com/inyri_jax/pic/001gh4sz) (http://pics.livejournal.com/inyri_jax/pic/001gh4sz/g163)
Ah, the family gathers around to talk about me. This is the life.
 
 
(http://pics.livejournal.com/inyri_jax/pic/001gkw0c) (http://pics.livejournal.com/inyri_jax/pic/001gkw0c/g163)
Explaining to the wife-dame that she makes the best pork chops in Ishkibibbapalooza. Her station is secure.
 
 
(http://pics.livejournal.com/inyri_jax/pic/001gptd9) (http://pics.livejournal.com/inyri_jax/pic/001gptd9/g163)
However, if she burns them ... that's it.
 
 
(http://pics.livejournal.com/inyri_jax/pic/001gq9sh) (http://pics.livejournal.com/inyri_jax/pic/001gq9sh/g163)
But for now, I sing praises for her pork chop making skills.
 
 
(http://pics.livejournal.com/inyri_jax/pic/001gry19) (http://pics.livejournal.com/inyri_jax/pic/001gry19/g163)
"Yummy yummy yummy I got pork chops in my tummy ..."
 
 
(http://pics.livejournal.com/inyri_jax/pic/001gs09h) (http://pics.livejournal.com/inyri_jax/pic/001gs09h/g163)
" and they make me feel so good!"
 
 
(http://pics.livejournal.com/inyri_jax/pic/001gtaz4) (http://pics.livejournal.com/inyri_jax/pic/001gtaz4/g163)
"because you are a dame, you make them so good ..."
 
 
(http://pics.livejournal.com/inyri_jax/pic/001gwq4z) (http://pics.livejournal.com/inyri_jax/pic/001gwq4z/g163)
" and I think I will keep you around!"
 
 
(http://pics.livejournal.com/inyri_jax/pic/001gxr6q) (http://pics.livejournal.com/inyri_jax/pic/001gxr6q/g163)
Feeling empowered, the wife-dame helps out the Boy in his quest for top score.
 
 
(http://pics.livejournal.com/inyri_jax/pic/001gyysa) (http://pics.livejournal.com/inyri_jax/pic/001gyysa/g163)
Finally, the Daddy-Dude has to show Little Dude how it's done. Ah ... a chip off the old block!

*is proud*
 
 
(http://pics.livejournal.com/inyri_jax/pic/001gzpka) (http://pics.livejournal.com/inyri_jax/pic/001gzpka/g163)
And here is my beloved green Heir-Dame making friends with the ugliest sim in the neighborhood!
 
 
(http://pics.livejournal.com/inyri_jax/pic/001h0gkd) (http://pics.livejournal.com/inyri_jax/pic/001h0gkd/g163)
*wibble*

He's hideous.

I'm so very proud!
 
 
(http://pics.livejournal.com/inyri_jax/pic/001h1p6s) (http://pics.livejournal.com/inyri_jax/pic/001h1p6s/g163)
Now that I am on vacation, I can spend time with my fishy dudes.
 
 
(http://pics.livejournal.com/inyri_jax/pic/001h2ky6) (http://pics.livejournal.com/inyri_jax/pic/001h2ky6/g163)
And have midnight pork chops.
 
 
(http://pics.livejournal.com/inyri_jax/pic/001h314q) (http://pics.livejournal.com/inyri_jax/pic/001h314q/g163)
or make pancakes because I want to.

The wife dame says to watch the cholesterol, so while she's sleeping, I pile on the butter. What she don't know ... can fill a football stadium.

Dames. Sheesh.
 
 
(http://pics.livejournal.com/inyri_jax/pic/001h41bw) (http://pics.livejournal.com/inyri_jax/pic/001h41bw/g163)
However, I think she is having a wandering eye....

She mentioned trying to fix the DeeDee Dame up with a couple of people she knows...

 
(http://pics.livejournal.com/inyri_jax/pic/001h5f4r) (http://pics.livejournal.com/inyri_jax/pic/001h5f4r/g163)
But we all know it's the headmaster that got her panties in a knot.

Now that the kids are in private school, she has to work to keep them there.
 
 
(http://pics.livejournal.com/inyri_jax/pic/001h6gse) (http://pics.livejournal.com/inyri_jax/pic/001h6gse/g163)
But, because she is a good dame, I let her clean my fish dude's tank.
 
 
(http://pics.livejournal.com/inyri_jax/pic/001h7pak) (http://pics.livejournal.com/inyri_jax/pic/001h7pak/g163)
and I still let her cook for me and my Little Dude.
 
 
(http://pics.livejournal.com/inyri_jax/pic/001h8h53) (http://pics.livejournal.com/inyri_jax/pic/001h8h53/g163)
Though, the green Heir-Dame gets them ready for private school.
 
 
(http://pics.livejournal.com/inyri_jax/pic/001h9faw) (http://pics.livejournal.com/inyri_jax/pic/001h9faw/g163)
Do all y'all remember the dude, Benjamin Long?

He came by for a visit showing off his youthfulness technique.
 
 
(http://pics.livejournal.com/inyri_jax/pic/001haptw) (http://pics.livejournal.com/inyri_jax/pic/001haptw/g163)
He says it comes in the mail, but I don't know.

The green Heir-Dame doesn't trust him as far as she can kicky bag him.
 
 
(http://pics.livejournal.com/inyri_jax/pic/001hbz88) (http://pics.livejournal.com/inyri_jax/pic/001hbz88/g163)
So we play kicky bag and ignore the wimpy dude.
 
 
(http://pics.livejournal.com/inyri_jax/pic/001hceky) (http://pics.livejournal.com/inyri_jax/pic/001hceky/g163)
We do well, but Wimpy-Dude seems to think we suck.

Well ... we didn't get beat up by a dame!
 
 
(http://pics.livejournal.com/inyri_jax/pic/001hdafy) (http://pics.livejournal.com/inyri_jax/pic/001hdafy/g163)
The wife-dame made chilli for dinner, and Wimpy-Dude decided to stay. After all, Little Dude and his sister, the Dee Dee Dame are turning into teens today.
 
 
(http://pics.livejournal.com/inyri_jax/pic/001he45d) (http://pics.livejournal.com/inyri_jax/pic/001he45d/g163)
As the Dames clean up, Little Dude tells the Daddy Dude about his plans for world pinball domination.

It's good he has goals.
 
 
(http://pics.livejournal.com/inyri_jax/pic/001hfw3s) (http://pics.livejournal.com/inyri_jax/pic/001hfw3s/g163)
and now it's time for my Little Dude to turn into Teen Dude.

I'm so proud!
 
 
(http://pics.livejournal.com/inyri_jax/pic/001hg6hp) (http://pics.livejournal.com/inyri_jax/pic/001hg6hp/g163)
As you can see, Wimpy-Dude is glaring at the green Heir-Dame for being ... well ... green.
 
 
(http://pics.livejournal.com/inyri_jax/pic/001hh7ge) (http://pics.livejournal.com/inyri_jax/pic/001hh7ge/g163)
(http://pics.livejournal.com/inyri_jax/pic/001hk467) (http://pics.livejournal.com/inyri_jax/pic/001hk467/g163)
(http://pics.livejournal.com/inyri_jax/pic/001hptg4) (http://pics.livejournal.com/inyri_jax/pic/001hptg4/g163)
Little Dude: I wish for world pinball domination!
 
 
(http://pics.livejournal.com/inyri_jax/pic/001hqts1) (http://pics.livejournal.com/inyri_jax/pic/001hqts1/g163)
(http://pics.livejournal.com/inyri_jax/pic/001hr9h0) (http://pics.livejournal.com/inyri_jax/pic/001hr9h0/g163)
(http://pics.livejournal.com/inyri_jax/pic/001hse66) (http://pics.livejournal.com/inyri_jax/pic/001hse66/g163)
(http://pics.livejournal.com/inyri_jax/pic/001ht342) (http://pics.livejournal.com/inyri_jax/pic/001ht342/g163)
(http://pics.livejournal.com/inyri_jax/pic/001hwgw5) (http://pics.livejournal.com/inyri_jax/pic/001hwgw5/g163)
Teen Dude: Oh hey! Look at my muscles!
 
 
(http://pics.livejournal.com/inyri_jax/pic/001hx6sy) (http://pics.livejournal.com/inyri_jax/pic/001hx6sy/g163)
Teen Dude: Hey baby. How you doin'?
 
 
(http://pics.livejournal.com/inyri_jax/pic/001hyyxy) (http://pics.livejournal.com/inyri_jax/pic/001hyyxy/g163)
Dee Dee Dame: My turn!

Teen Dude: Let me pose.
 
 
(http://pics.livejournal.com/inyri_jax/pic/001hz4st) (http://pics.livejournal.com/inyri_jax/pic/001hz4st/g163)
(http://pics.livejournal.com/inyri_jax/pic/001k0zef) (http://pics.livejournal.com/inyri_jax/pic/001k0zef/g163)
(http://pics.livejournal.com/inyri_jax/pic/001k1etp) (http://pics.livejournal.com/inyri_jax/pic/001k1etp/g163)
(http://pics.livejournal.com/inyri_jax/pic/001k217x) (http://pics.livejournal.com/inyri_jax/pic/001k217x/g163)
Family: Woot!

BiBi: Did Creejer just fart?
 
 
(http://pics.livejournal.com/inyri_jax/pic/001k3q6a) (http://pics.livejournal.com/inyri_jax/pic/001k3q6a/g163)
Dee Dee Dame: I wish for ...

Chris: A man to take care of!

Dee Dee Dame: A ticket out of here!
 
 
(http://pics.livejournal.com/inyri_jax/pic/001k42sp) (http://pics.livejournal.com/inyri_jax/pic/001k42sp/g163)
Wow ... the dame blew the candles out all by herself!

She'll be a good wife!
 
 
(http://pics.livejournal.com/inyri_jax/pic/001k5yrr) (http://pics.livejournal.com/inyri_jax/pic/001k5yrr/g163)
(http://pics.livejournal.com/inyri_jax/pic/001k6cqf) (http://pics.livejournal.com/inyri_jax/pic/001k6cqf/g163)
(http://pics.livejournal.com/inyri_jax/pic/001k7rpb) (http://pics.livejournal.com/inyri_jax/pic/001k7rpb/g163)
(http://pics.livejournal.com/inyri_jax/pic/001k8wyq) (http://pics.livejournal.com/inyri_jax/pic/001k8wyq/g163)
Damn these kids get good height!
 
 
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Dee Dee Dame: Hey, not too shabby!

Kerie: Oh my god .. she's normal! I'm so happy!

Chris: Oh my god .. she's still a dame. Damn.
 
 
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Ain't I cute?
 
 
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I take the wife-dame for a slow dance to celebrate the fact that all the kids are now teens or out of the house altogether.
 
 
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And the Dee Dee Dame lights the house on fire.
 
 
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and of course, the family panics.

Haven't you people heard of fire extinguishers?
 
 
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The fire department comes and saves the family.

And BiBi hits on the fireman.
 
 
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Hey not too bad, green Heir-Dame! He's ugly!

Go Dame Go!
 
 
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I just noticed ... Dee Dee Dame can't dance. o.O
 
 
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BiBi: Don't mind my sister. She doesn't need rescuing like I do. Stud.

Fireman: o.O
 
 
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Fireman: Ok. Yeah. Whatever. Don't set any more fires. Bye.
 
 
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BiBi: What? No mouth to mouth?

Fireman: I'm outta here.
 
 
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Family Jam Session.

Creejer is literally hiding. His family is warped.


Title: Of Dudes and Dames - an UnBeautiful Legacy Story - Generation Two Episode One Now Up!
Post by: Verly on October 27, 2006, 01:49:41 pm
Bwahahaha.  I'm feeling like total crap today, I needed a good laugh. :)


Title: Of Dudes and Dames - an UnBeautiful Legacy Story - Generation Two Episode One Now Up!
Post by: Lilwen on October 27, 2006, 01:51:07 pm
you are very good at story telling its so like a soap just dying to know what else happens


Title: Of Dudes and Dames - an UnBeautiful Legacy Story - Generation Two Episode One Now Up!
Post by: caffeinated.joy on October 27, 2006, 02:14:03 pm
I just love Chris to pieces. His eeevil rules.


Title: Of Dudes and Dames - an UnBeautiful Legacy Story - Generation Two Episode One Now Up!
Post by: The Mule on October 27, 2006, 02:53:24 pm
awesome!


Title: Of Dudes and Dames - an UnBeautiful Legacy Story - Generation Two Episode One Now Up!
Post by: hotrod50s on October 27, 2006, 04:13:22 pm
great update lol got to love the dialogue made me laugh


Title: Of Dudes and Dames - an UnBeautiful Legacy Story - Generation Two Episode One Now Up!
Post by: starlucid on October 27, 2006, 08:30:34 pm
Chris really needs to take the rejuvenation potion so he can keep up with all the dames! LOL!
Once all those kids are gone he can move himself and his dame into a cool condo by the beach. LOL!


Title: Of Dudes and Dames - an UnBeautiful Legacy Story - Generation Two Episode One Now Up!
Post by: ~*Jax*~ on October 27, 2006, 11:55:54 pm
(http://pics.livejournal.com/inyri_jax/pic/001kttha) (http://pics.livejournal.com/inyri_jax/pic/001kttha/g164)
With the Daddy-Dude being on vacation, he's a happy Dude. Happy enough that the simolean trees give lots of cash!
 
 
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He's able to watch his stories about pork chops...
 
 
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And finally, it's time for the green Heir-Dame to become a contributing member of the family.
 
 
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The wife-dame brought a friend home from work - yet another dame dammit - and without the Dudes there to help them figure out what to do, they stand around waiting.

Silly dames.
 
 
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The Dudes show up and the change is about to happen.
 
 
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BiBi: I wish for ... *cough* WORLD DOMINATION!

Chris: what??!!?
 
 
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BiBi: Something doesn't feel right ... *twitch*
 
 
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OMG! She got her eyes back! WOOT!

And, BiBi, what hideous clothes you're wearing!

>.< gack
 
 
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Yet, she's proud.

o.O
 
 
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... maybe not.
 
 
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Yes, CreeJer, we all agree.

BiBi's Bonkers
 
 
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Thankfully, the doc still makes house calls ...

"Tell me about your Mother ..."

"I don't have a Mother"

"Oh. That can't be good."
 
 
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With BiBi now working nights, and Kerie helping the Dee Dee Dame and Teen Dude with their homework, I decide to check out the fresh meat ... er ... dame friend in the kitchen.
 
 
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After she tells me that she wants to be a matchmaker, Wendy scares her out of the house, never to be seen again.
 
 
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Wendy then promptly heads to the mausoleum.
 
 
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... to harass Goopy.

o.O

Ok, my Sims are odd..
 
 
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What the hell are they doing in there? Ghostly WooHoo?

Wait.

I don't want to know.
 
 
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erm ... she seems happier ...

*facepalm*
 
 
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Apparently she's still mad that Chris sold the bed.
 
 
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The next morning, I convince the wife-dame to make me pancakes, even though I had some in the middle of the night. Wife-dame still doesn't know. *grin*
 
 
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Teen Dude and Dee Dee Dame go to school. Odd, Creejer can't see over the steering wheel that well...
 
 
(http://pics.livejournal.com/inyri_jax/pic/001pt4st) (http://pics.livejournal.com/inyri_jax/pic/001pt4st/g164)
and I ignore the helicopter that wants to take me to that job ... I'm on vacation dudes!!!
 
 
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I admire the Heir Dame's new clothes. Hrmm.. they look familiar somehow...
 
 
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After her makeover, she decides to take off for a bit. That dame is truly bizarre. She mentioned something about sperm count and entrapment.
 
 
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Oh I see. She's dating Jonathan!

GO BIBI GO
 
 
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They share a first kiss ...
 
 
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Then promptly bean each other with pillows. I don't think I will ever understand young people.
 
 
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That profile on Jonthan is just .... wow ... so perfectly flat!

*swoon*
 
 
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They had a dream date, so later on that day, Jonathan leaves the Heir Dame some flowers.

She's got him hook line and sinker.
 
 
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And here is Marissa. Ya know, the dame that beat up wimpy-dude?

She's still pissy about that fight.

Wow, dames can sure hold a grudge!!
 
 
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Jonathan loved the date so much, he gave over that electro dance-a-ma-jig over there.

And CreeJer works on the studly body.
 
 
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While I teach the Dee Dee Dame the rules about Dude Care.
 
 
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Hm. This is good. She's a quick study.
 
 
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BiBi and Jonathan get hot and heavy in the Love Tub.

Ah, the Love Tub. Seen many a great night in that ...


 
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Oh my god! He's biting her!

No ... I think that's a kiss ...

They Whoo Hoo'd for the first time after that, and BiBi had a smile for hours on her face ...

(http://pics.livejournal.com/inyri_jax/pic/001qd467) (http://pics.livejournal.com/inyri_jax/pic/001qd467/g164)
She decided to help the Dee Dee Dame get into shape.
 
 
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Then as CreeJer went to work, we all got together for a family jam.

Kerie came home from the political office, where she now works after losing her job in space, and danced for me.
 
 
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Shake that money maker, wife!
 
 
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I went to go sit down, I was feeling a little faint...
 
 
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There's a cold wind at my back. A familiar presence. A scent I can't quite place.

All I know, is I'm tired. My bones ache. Age is creeping up on me.
 
 
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Out of the corner of my eye, I see a familiar hood.

Ah, it's you. It's been a while.
 
 
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In my mind, I hear grass skirts rustling.

Death: I have a request for you. It's time. Finally.
 
 
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Death: You have lived for 79 days. It's long enough. Too long in some cases.
 
 
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Death: Your reign of terror in Ishkibibblapalooza is over.
 
 
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The sounds of grass skirts echo in my mind.

There are gasps and soft crying in there too.

But, they are behind me now ... I can barely hear them.
 
 
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Death: You are taking this rather well. Your Dude is waiting for you. He's stayed behind to be near you.
 
 
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Chris: It's just the dames here now. My Teen Dude won't know.

Death: It's too late for him now. It's time to go. You can feel it can't you?
 
 
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Death: Here's your suitcase, your drink, your suitcase and your room key.
 
 
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Death: Alright, we're set to go.
 
 
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Chris: Goopy? Is that you?
 
 
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Chris: Goopy, I'm coming home. I missed you.
 
 
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Title: Of Dudes and Dames - an UnBeautiful Legacy Story - Generation Two Episode One Now Up!
Post by: Verly on October 28, 2006, 12:09:50 am
awwww... bye bye Chris.  On to generation 2.


Title: Of Dudes and Dames - an UnBeautiful Legacy Story - Generation Two Episode One Now Up!
Post by: caffeinated.joy on October 28, 2006, 12:10:09 am
:crybaby:


Title: Of Dudes and Dames - an UnBeautiful Legacy Story - Generation Two Episode One Now Up!
Post by: Lilwen on October 28, 2006, 04:47:05 am
Sad but for some reason funny


Title: Of Dudes and Dames - an UnBeautiful Legacy Story - Generation Two Episode One Now Up!
Post by: hotrod50s on October 28, 2006, 12:39:33 pm
i thought chris's time was close.what was funny was him asking if that was goopy lol.now for the next generation


Title: Of Dudes and Dames - an UnBeautiful Legacy Story - Generation Two Episode One Now Up!
Post by: The Mule on October 28, 2006, 09:20:38 pm
I don't think I've ever seen the hula dancers in my game...or a smile on the dying sim. But then again, in my game the only ones that die are the ones I torture anyways.....

Looking forward to the next installment!


Title: Of Dudes and Dames - an UnBeautiful Legacy Story - Generation Two Episode One Now Up!
Post by: ladyrose on October 29, 2006, 03:56:17 pm
*wipes away a tear*

I'll miss the Chris dude, but its best he's with the Goopster.

And now....*evil cackle* we get to see the next generation!

YAYAYAYAY


Title: Of Dudes and Dames - an UnBeautiful Legacy Story - Generation Two Episode One Now Up!
Post by: Elven_Song on October 29, 2006, 05:20:20 pm
Oh yes... the time has come.. for Gen 2! How will the ugly alien babies turn out? I'm anxious to see how Jonathan's genes get mixed in there. We can only hope thar BiBi's eyes are passed down.


Title: Of Dudes and Dames - an UnBeautiful Legacy Story - Generation Two Episode One Now Up!
Post by: starlucid on October 30, 2006, 09:18:11 am
Aww! We gathered here in memory of Chris the founder of "An Unbeautifull Legacy"  may he rest in peace.


Title: Of Dudes and Dames - an UnBeautiful Legacy Story - Generation Two Episode One Now Up!
Post by: dangermouse on November 01, 2006, 06:21:32 am
Amen to that :)
But onto bigger (and dare I say it) stranger things :D


Title: Of Dudes and Dames - an UnBeautiful Legacy Story - Generation Two Episode One Now Up!
Post by: eof3 on November 01, 2006, 09:15:28 pm
o wow lol..funny story, i'm enjoying it.


Title: Of Dudes and Dames - an UnBeautiful Legacy Story - Generation Two Episode One Now Up!
Post by: ~*Jax*~ on November 02, 2006, 03:11:05 pm
The story hasn't ended yet ... I plan on doing all ten generations.  I just have to get off my butt and write captions for the photos I have LOL


Title: Of Dudes and Dames - an UnBeautiful Legacy Story - Generation Two Episode One Now Up!
Post by: hotrod50s on November 02, 2006, 04:48:07 pm
woohoo 10 generations  this story will go for a while yet lol


Title: Of Dudes and Dames - an UnBeautiful Legacy Story - Generation Two Episode One Now Up!
Post by: ladyrose on November 03, 2006, 12:20:08 pm
Quote from: Inyri_Jax
The story hasn't ended yet ... I plan on doing all ten generations.  I just have to get off my butt and write captions for the photos I have LOL

OMG ten generations! YYAYAYAYAYAYAYAAY!!!! I cant wait this is gonna be soooo good *sits down to wait*


Title: Of Dudes and Dames - an UnBeautiful Legacy Story - Generation Two Episode One Now Up!
Post by: oddball011 on November 06, 2006, 05:07:58 pm
awww hes gone to be with "daddy Goop" lol


Title: Of Dudes and Dames - an UnBeautiful Legacy Story - Generation Two Episode One Now Up!
Post by: ~*Jax*~ on November 14, 2006, 11:43:11 am
Good news, faithful readers!  I have finally organized the photos for Generation 2 Episodes 1 and 2, so this week at least one of them will be up.
 
Now, my question is this ... who would be interested in a poll to find out who the Generation Three heir is?  I have a boy and a girl to choose from, and they are both really beautifully ugly.


Title: Of Dudes and Dames - an UnBeautiful Legacy Story - Generation Two Episode One Now Up!
Post by: Verly on November 14, 2006, 11:48:36 am
It sounds like Chris would be proud either way. lol. It would be fun to do a poll.

btw, your doing this legacy got me interested in finding out what the legacy challenge was, so I found the site and I'm going to give it a try. It will be quite hard for me as I can't function without my cheats. lol


Title: Of Dudes and Dames - an UnBeautiful Legacy Story - Generation Two Episode One Now Up!
Post by: SashaSplat on November 14, 2006, 09:09:54 pm
I guess I am jumping on the bandwagon if I only started reading this last night. Comedy gold, this is like so totally awesome! You are a comedic genius. Thanks for sharing this with us. :)


Title: Of Dudes and Dames - an UnBeautiful Legacy Story - Generation Two Episode One Now Up!
Post by: babyblueheart on November 16, 2006, 08:16:58 pm
Can't wait!!


Title: Of Dudes and Dames - an UnBeautiful Legacy Story - Generation Two Episode One Now Up!
Post by: lonelydoowoop on November 17, 2006, 05:28:17 pm
Yay! Excitement!


Title: Of Dudes and Dames - an UnBeautiful Legacy Story - Generation Two Episode One Now Up!
Post by: oddball011 on November 18, 2006, 05:16:31 pm
Quote from: Inyri_Jax;423372
Good news, faithful readers!  I have finally organized the photos for Generation 2 Episodes 1 and 2, so this week at least one of them will be up.
 
Now, my question is this ... who would be interested in a poll to find out who the Generation Three heir is?  I have a boy and a girl to choose from, and they are both really beautifully ugly.


I'm going to have to go with the boy because Chris always said 'Dames' were for taking care of the men lol


Title: Of Dudes and Dames - an UnBeautiful Legacy Story - Generation Two Episode One Now Up!
Post by: mrosner on November 20, 2006, 09:33:03 pm
I say girl. Take that, chris!


Title: Of Dudes and Dames - an UnBeautiful Legacy Story - Generation Two Episode One Now Up!
Post by: DaniGirl16003 on November 22, 2006, 06:05:05 pm
I say Girl to.


Title: Of Dudes and Dames - an UnBeautiful Legacy Story - Generation Two Episode One Now Up!
Post by: The Mule on November 22, 2006, 10:29:36 pm
boy....hey I have to be contrary....


Title: Of Dudes and Dames - an UnBeautiful Legacy Story - Generation Two Episode One Now Up!
Post by: IrishGrace on November 25, 2006, 11:21:58 pm
oh wow... I just read this entire story and it is awesome!  Can't wait for the next part :D

BTW, I vote for girl too, just to piss off Chris LOL


Title: Of Dudes and Dames - an UnBeautiful Legacy Story - Generation Two Episode One Now Up!
Post by: maskeddelusion on November 26, 2006, 01:26:44 am
I'd vote for the boy. I can't quite picture a girl keeping on the original family's track...  "i'm a dame, i'm here to take care of you, poor dude.". Oh, maybe i can. Anyway, what about some nice ghost to be our narrator?


Title: Of Dudes and Dames - an UnBeautiful Legacy Story - Generation Two Episode One Now Up!
Post by: ~*Jax*~ on November 27, 2006, 12:18:25 pm
LOL!!  :laugh:
 
Hey guys ... how about waiting for the pictures and poll!  
 
:laugh:
 
You are all too much.


Title: Of Dudes and Dames - an UnBeautiful Legacy Story - Generation Two Episode One Now Up!
Post by: caffeinated.joy on November 27, 2006, 12:21:12 pm
They all want in on the action now! lol


Title: Of Dudes and Dames - an UnBeautiful Legacy Story - Generation Two Episode One Now Up!
Post by: SimulatedDork on November 27, 2006, 04:53:06 pm
But you must admit - you got us under your control!

Girl - it be more intresting, I've had 6 pages of Dame-this and Dame-that, let's see how the dames react!

Loving it, you have to keep going - I will squeal with delight at every update!


Title: Of Dudes and Dames - an UnBeautiful Legacy Story - Generation Two Episode One Now Up!
Post by: nova-storm on December 02, 2006, 03:01:53 am
rofl! that was fun!
 
"Now hurry up, I have a nine o'clock over in Pleasantview. " I almost died when i read that!


Title: Of Dudes and Dames - an UnBeautiful Legacy Story - Generation Two Episode One Now Up!
Post by: starlucid on December 07, 2006, 10:04:54 pm
hmmm.....either way I think it will be great Ini but a girl would be funny especially if she was haunted by both Chris and Goopy.  LOL!


Title: Of Dudes and Dames - an UnBeautiful Legacy Story - Generation Two Episode One Now Up!
Post by: babyblueheart on December 10, 2006, 10:49:52 am
I say girl it is!
I just read your story over for the thousandth time.


Title: Of Dudes and Dames - an UnBeautiful Legacy Story - Generation Two Episode One Now Up!
Post by: oddball011 on December 10, 2006, 11:08:30 am
I still say boy , cant change my mind


Title: Of Dudes and Dames - an UnBeautiful Legacy Story - Generation Two Episode One Now Up!
Post by: lonelydoowoop on December 10, 2006, 06:54:32 pm
When is the next update going to be?


Title: Of Dudes and Dames - an UnBeautiful Legacy Story - Generation Two Episode One Now Up!
Post by: ~*Jax*~ on December 10, 2006, 07:48:47 pm
Quote from: lonelydoowoop;461277
When is the next update going to be?

I'll get it up as soon as I can.  I had a major systems crash and lost everything.
 
Once everything is re-found and re-made I will continue.


Title: Of Dudes and Dames - an UnBeautiful Legacy Story - Generation Two Episode One Now Up!
Post by: charleejane on December 10, 2006, 08:36:30 pm
absolutely great - couldn't stop laughing


Title: Of Dudes and Dames - an UnBeautiful Legacy Story - Generation Two Episode One Now Up!
Post by: lonelydoowoop on December 10, 2006, 10:29:16 pm
okie dokie. I was getting nervous. I hope you can get all of your characters back!


Title: Of Dudes and Dames - an UnBeautiful Legacy Story - Generation Two Episode One Now Up!
Post by: ~*Jax*~ on December 10, 2006, 11:17:14 pm
Oh I have the characters LOL
 
It's the objects I am having issues with.  I have to remake some of the custom content.  :D


Title: Of Dudes and Dames - an UnBeautiful Legacy Story - Generation Two Episode One Now Up!
Post by: babyblueheart on December 11, 2006, 11:27:27 pm
Aww well, I'm glad you got your characters! I remain faithful to your story always!


Title: Of Dudes and Dames - an UnBeautiful Legacy Story - Generation Two Episode One Now Up!
Post by: babyblue1387 on December 14, 2006, 10:43:26 am
I LOVE your story! I can't wait for the next update. In fact, I'm going to subscribe to the thread so that I can be here the MOMENT it gets updated! :happy1: (this is me waiting)


Title: Of Dudes and Dames - an UnBeautiful Legacy Story - Generation Two Episode One Now Up!
Post by: babyblueheart on December 14, 2006, 06:50:09 pm
Quote from: babyblue1387;467367
I LOVE your story! I can't wait for the next update. In fact, I'm going to subscribe to the thread so that I can be here the MOMENT it gets updated! :happy1: (this is me waiting)


Gosh, I am SO STUPID! Instead of going to this thread every day to check for updates, I could've just subscribed! Duh!:oops:


Title: Of Dudes and Dames - an UnBeautiful Legacy Story - Generation Two Episode One Now Up!
Post by: mieley on December 20, 2006, 04:33:53 pm
i love this its so funny. dying for more!


Title: Generation Two: Episode One!
Post by: ~*Jax*~ on December 26, 2006, 04:30:25 pm
(http://pics.livejournal.com/inyri_jax/pic/002dr2kw) (http://pics.livejournal.com/inyri_jax/pic/002dr2kw/)



(http://pics.livejournal.com/inyri_jax/pic/001r4yhz) (http://pics.livejournal.com/inyri_jax/pic/001r4yhz/g167)
BiBi: Ol' Grimm left us with just Dad's ashes .... and me in charge.

Time to do some housecleaning

(http://pics.livejournal.com/inyri_jax/pic/001r5sbz) (http://pics.livejournal.com/inyri_jax/pic/001r5sbz/g167)
Dee Dee was taking Dad's demise hard ...

(http://pics.livejournal.com/inyri_jax/pic/001r69af) (http://pics.livejournal.com/inyri_jax/pic/001r69af/g167)
But me? I didn't know if I was more upset about Dad dying, or him leaving me saddled with the step-dweebs to care for.

I have plans. Big plans.

(http://pics.livejournal.com/inyri_jax/pic/001r70x3) (http://pics.livejournal.com/inyri_jax/pic/001r70x3/g167)
Like answering my phone.

(http://pics.livejournal.com/inyri_jax/pic/001r8p61) (http://pics.livejournal.com/inyri_jax/pic/001r8p61/g167)
Oh Hi Jonathan! Sure, come on over. I just have to clean the house a bit.

(http://pics.livejournal.com/inyri_jax/pic/002c46c8) (http://pics.livejournal.com/inyri_jax/pic/002c46c8/g167)
Uh oh. Step mom is having issues

(http://pics.livejournal.com/inyri_jax/pic/002c5hs3) (http://pics.livejournal.com/inyri_jax/pic/002c5hs3/g167)
*giggles*

(sings to the tune of London Bridge)

Kerie 'Bibble is falling down, falling down, falling down ....

(http://pics.livejournal.com/inyri_jax/pic/002c6db6) (http://pics.livejournal.com/inyri_jax/pic/002c6db6/g167)
"Kerie 'Bibble is falling down, my fair lady-o"

(http://pics.livejournal.com/inyri_jax/pic/002c79st) (http://pics.livejournal.com/inyri_jax/pic/002c79st/g167)
(http://pics.livejournal.com/inyri_jax/pic/002c8531) (http://pics.livejournal.com/inyri_jax/pic/002c8531/g167)
Whoo Hoo! Pop's inheritance money has come in!

Damned shame I have to share it with everyone ...

unless ...

(http://pics.livejournal.com/inyri_jax/pic/002c92b3) (http://pics.livejournal.com/inyri_jax/pic/002c92b3/g167)
Hey Kerie? I think there is an email for you?

FROM THE REALTOR!

(http://pics.livejournal.com/inyri_jax/pic/002cap8k) (http://pics.livejournal.com/inyri_jax/pic/002cap8k/g167)
Buh bye, biotch!

(http://pics.livejournal.com/inyri_jax/pic/002cby4z) (http://pics.livejournal.com/inyri_jax/pic/002cby4z/g167)
*sob* *sob* *sob* *giggle* *sob* *sob* *sob*

(http://pics.livejournal.com/inyri_jax/pic/002cc9zt) (http://pics.livejournal.com/inyri_jax/pic/002cc9zt/g167)
(http://pics.livejournal.com/inyri_jax/pic/002cda9t) (http://pics.livejournal.com/inyri_jax/pic/002cda9t/g167)
And since Crejer was at work when Dad died ... he just came to my place ... then just walked away ....
(http://pics.livejournal.com/inyri_jax/pic/002ce15k/g167)
(http://pics.livejournal.com/inyri_jax/pic/002cfp4x) (http://pics.livejournal.com/inyri_jax/pic/002cfp4x/g167)
.. thinking about Dad's death.

(http://pics.livejournal.com/inyri_jax/pic/002cg2e0) (http://pics.livejournal.com/inyri_jax/pic/002cg2e0/g167)
First thing I did after the step-goons "left" and gee ... they "left" their inheritance money behind too *giggle* ... I demolished the house and rebuilt one for Jonathan's baby and I. I will think about allowing Jonathan to move in.
(http://pics.livejournal.com/inyri_jax/pic/002chybf/g167)
(http://pics.livejournal.com/inyri_jax/pic/002ck00z/g167)
(http://pics.livejournal.com/inyri_jax/pic/002cpa68) (http://pics.livejournal.com/inyri_jax/pic/002cpa68/g167)
No baby bump yet. But, it will come....as will my succussion as QUEEN OF THE WORLD!

(http://pics.livejournal.com/inyri_jax/pic/002cqbwb) (http://pics.livejournal.com/inyri_jax/pic/002cqbwb/g167)
OK ... maybe there is a small one.  For now.

(http://pics.livejournal.com/inyri_jax/pic/002cr67e) (http://pics.livejournal.com/inyri_jax/pic/002cr67e/g167)
(http://pics.livejournal.com/inyri_jax/pic/002cstpr) (http://pics.livejournal.com/inyri_jax/pic/002cstpr/g167)
Do you ever get the feeling of being watched?

(http://pics.livejournal.com/inyri_jax/pic/002ct237) (http://pics.livejournal.com/inyri_jax/pic/002ct237/g167)
*plotting to take over the world while in a bubble bath*
(http://pics.livejournal.com/inyri_jax/pic/002cwr1h/g167)
(http://pics.livejournal.com/inyri_jax/pic/002cxpas) (http://pics.livejournal.com/inyri_jax/pic/002cxpas/g167)
While visiting Dad, my stomache decided to make itself known.

What the hell is it with orange jammies?
(http://pics.livejournal.com/inyri_jax/pic/002cy93g/g167)
(http://pics.livejournal.com/inyri_jax/pic/002cz2fp/g167)
(http://pics.livejournal.com/inyri_jax/pic/002d0g49) (http://pics.livejournal.com/inyri_jax/pic/002d0g49/g167)
Decided to invite the sperm donor ... er ... Jonathan over for dinner. He brought along a "friend".

I will dispatch her quickly.

(http://pics.livejournal.com/inyri_jax/pic/002d1tg0) (http://pics.livejournal.com/inyri_jax/pic/002d1tg0/g167)
Now that she's gone, it's time to apply my feminine charm. He's no match.

mwahahaha!!

(http://pics.livejournal.com/inyri_jax/pic/002d2581) (http://pics.livejournal.com/inyri_jax/pic/002d2581/g167)
Poor Jonathan. Starved for affection.

Move in and take care of my sproglings and I will throw you a boner. Or give you one. Your choice.

(http://pics.livejournal.com/inyri_jax/pic/002d3qkx) (http://pics.livejournal.com/inyri_jax/pic/002d3qkx/g167)
Yes ... this is all because of you. Worship my reproductive powers!

(http://pics.livejournal.com/inyri_jax/pic/002d44pz) (http://pics.livejournal.com/inyri_jax/pic/002d44pz/g167)
Hi Daddy! Why so sad?

(http://pics.livejournal.com/inyri_jax/pic/002d5e40) (http://pics.livejournal.com/inyri_jax/pic/002d5e40/g167)
(http://pics.livejournal.com/inyri_jax/pic/002d63w9) (http://pics.livejournal.com/inyri_jax/pic/002d63w9/g167)
OK, so the first night after dear ol' Dad passes away, he haunts my bed?!?

Dork.

(http://pics.livejournal.com/inyri_jax/pic/002d7qkq) (http://pics.livejournal.com/inyri_jax/pic/002d7qkq/g167)
Labor pains in the bathroom. Time to see what the sprogling will look like!

(http://pics.livejournal.com/inyri_jax/pic/002d8qcs) (http://pics.livejournal.com/inyri_jax/pic/002d8qcs/g167)
It's a girl!

Evie Ishkibibble...or Evil. Take your pic.

Awww ... she sort of has Mommy's eyes!

(http://pics.livejournal.com/inyri_jax/pic/002d9hwf/g167)
(http://pics.livejournal.com/inyri_jax/pic/002datg0) (http://pics.livejournal.com/inyri_jax/pic/002datg0/g167)
Dad sure loves to scare me...

(http://pics.livejournal.com/inyri_jax/pic/002dbf1f) (http://pics.livejournal.com/inyri_jax/pic/002dbf1f/g167)
At least I am getting aspiration points for this mess.

(http://pics.livejournal.com/inyri_jax/pic/002dcedx) (http://pics.livejournal.com/inyri_jax/pic/002dcedx/g167)
(http://pics.livejournal.com/inyri_jax/pic/002dd7rx) (http://pics.livejournal.com/inyri_jax/pic/002dd7rx/g167)
Hey dad? It's a dame! The ladies will take over the world! Men will be made to serve us!

Mwahaha!

(http://pics.livejournal.com/inyri_jax/pic/002depas) (http://pics.livejournal.com/inyri_jax/pic/002depas/g167)


As we speed forward through a boring infancy ... we shall throw the baby out with the bathwater ... er toss her ass in the air and see what happens.
(http://pics.livejournal.com/inyri_jax/pic/002dfwzr) (http://pics.livejournal.com/inyri_jax/pic/002dfwzr/g167)
Blow baby blow!
(http://pics.livejournal.com/inyri_jax/pic/002dgr4e/g167)
(http://pics.livejournal.com/inyri_jax/pic/002dhhe3) (http://pics.livejournal.com/inyri_jax/pic/002dhhe3/g167)
... and FLING!!

(http://pics.livejournal.com/inyri_jax/pic/002dkcf0) (http://pics.livejournal.com/inyri_jax/pic/002dkcf0/g167)
Alright ... let's take a look at you.

(http://pics.livejournal.com/inyri_jax/pic/002dpcf0) (http://pics.livejournal.com/inyri_jax/pic/002dpcf0/g167)
Crumpled ears, eye stalks ... so far so hideous...

(http://pics.livejournal.com/inyri_jax/pic/002dqb7e) (http://pics.livejournal.com/inyri_jax/pic/002dqb7e/g167)
Whoa ... baby!

(http://pics.livejournal.com/inyri_jax/pic/001rb9ca) (http://pics.livejournal.com/inyri_jax/pic/001rb9ca/g167)
I think I am going to be sick.

She's perfect!!!





Meet Generation Two.  I'm still finding BiBi's voice...

But now that I have transferred everything over to the new computer ... and installed OFB and FFS ...

LET THE FUGLY BEGIN!


Title: Of Dudes and Dames - an UnBeautiful Legacy Story - Generation Two Episode One Now Up!
Post by: lonelydoowoop on December 26, 2006, 04:45:47 pm
OH MY GOD
IT'S
SO
UGLY!


Title: Of Dudes and Dames - an UnBeautiful Legacy Story - Generation Two Episode One Now Up!
Post by: Verly on December 26, 2006, 04:56:29 pm
Chris would be so proud.lol


Title: Of Dudes and Dames - an UnBeautiful Legacy Story - Generation Two Episode One Now Up!
Post by: starlucid on December 26, 2006, 06:46:19 pm
Roflmao!  She's perfect!  Evie Evil LOL!


Title: Of Dudes and Dames - an UnBeautiful Legacy Story - Generation Two Episode One Now Up!
Post by: Luna_Alias on December 26, 2006, 06:50:26 pm
I'm laughing as I type! None of my born-in-game sims were as ugly as that one! Well done! :D


Title: Of Dudes and Dames - an UnBeautiful Legacy Story - Generation Two Episode One Now Up!
Post by: Kielen on December 26, 2006, 10:39:51 pm
*dies laughing* I love her!! So awful!!

More chapters! More chapters!!


Title: Of Dudes and Dames - an UnBeautiful Legacy Story - Generation Two Episode One Now Up!
Post by: caffeinated.joy on December 26, 2006, 10:57:19 pm
Awwww...lookit how ugly she is!  coochie coo! *Counts fingers to make sure they're all there* Phew!

:clapp:


Title: Of Dudes and Dames - an UnBeautiful Legacy Story - Generation Two Episode One Now Up!
Post by: JustMilly on December 26, 2006, 11:41:11 pm
lmfao!!! Perfect!!! lol
more! more! :laughing:


Title: Of Dudes and Dames - an UnBeautiful Legacy Story - Generation Two Episode One Now Up!
Post by: SimulatedDork on December 27, 2006, 02:39:41 pm
Need more fugly! Need more babies! More, more!!!

And more updates too?

:D


Title: Of Dudes and Dames - an UnBeautiful Legacy Story - Generation Two Episode One Now Up!
Post by: Elven_Song on December 27, 2006, 09:05:27 pm
Ohmygosh! 0.o You gave that monstrosity my name!?!
I'm flattered. ^^ and she even looks like me too! Erm... sort of.

So glad you got the game up and running! I was going into withdrawls not having any ugli-ness to gawk at.


Title: Of Dudes and Dames - an UnBeautiful Legacy Story - Generation Two Episode One Now Up!
Post by: ~*Jax*~ on December 27, 2006, 09:07:17 pm
Your name is Evil? LOL  
 
We can't have you going through withdrawls ... that wouldn't be fair to you!   Will update again soon.  I'm just about finished the next episode.


Title: Of Dudes and Dames - an UnBeautiful Legacy Story - Generation Two Episode One Now Up!
Post by: tumle on December 27, 2006, 09:51:45 pm
it's almost morning in my part of the world but i just can't stop reading. your "unbeautiful legacy story" is the best - ever!! i'm being sucked into this strange sim world of yours and i loveitloveitloveit! please, don't stop! :)


Title: Of Dudes and Dames - an UnBeautiful Legacy Story - Generation Two Episode One Now Up!
Post by: dragon_tfm on December 29, 2006, 01:56:16 am
oh this is freaking hilarious cant wait for the next update!


Title: Of Dudes and Dames - an UnBeautiful Legacy Story - Generation Two Episode One Now Up!
Post by: babyblueheart on December 29, 2006, 09:54:25 pm
Yayyyyy!! An update. Man, why did I have to go on vacation?? I coulda seen princess ugly sooner!! Anyways, love where the story is going!! :)


Title: Of Dudes and Dames - an UnBeautiful Legacy Story - Generation Two Episode One Now Up!
Post by: starlucid on January 01, 2007, 06:02:05 pm
Ini I wanted to tell you that Goopy is dating my Penelope on the contest page!  He makes a distinguished Elder!


Title: Of Dudes and Dames - an UnBeautiful Legacy Story - Generation Two Episode One Now Up!
Post by: ~*Jax*~ on January 01, 2007, 09:26:33 pm
You mean he actually lives that long? LOL  I'll have to take a look!


Title: Of Dudes and Dames - an UnBeautiful Legacy Story - Generation Two Episode One Now Up!
Post by: Ferdrya747 on January 02, 2007, 09:42:55 pm
How did you get those great pics? (The ones over their urns)

Anyways, AWESOME story. It's so hilarious. I can't wait for the next update. Evie is so hideous!


Title: Of Dudes and Dames - an UnBeautiful Legacy Story - Generation Two Episode One Now Up!
Post by: ~*Jax*~ on January 02, 2007, 09:49:19 pm
For the photo over Chris' urn, I had Wendy paint it as she had a high creativity score.  For the wedding photos, they are recolours of the Red vs Blue Portrait.
 
Thanks so much! :)


Title: Of Dudes and Dames - an UnBeautiful Legacy Story - Generation Two Episode One Now Up!
Post by: Ferdrya747 on January 02, 2007, 10:15:09 pm
The picture turned out really good. I had one of my sim's (the baby in my avatar, he's now an adult) paint a picture of his mother (also in avatar) and it turned out horrible. Maybe I'll try again with another sim.

When's the next update gonna come up?


Title: Of Dudes and Dames - an UnBeautiful Legacy Story - Generation Two Episode One Now Up!
Post by: ~*Jax*~ on January 02, 2007, 11:07:24 pm
Quote from: Ferdrya747;502338
When's the next update gonna come up?

 
I'll get it up as soon as I finish the commentary.  I'm just about caught up.  Gimme about a week or so.  I work about 12 hours a day, so this is only a weekend project.


Title: Of Dudes and Dames - an UnBeautiful Legacy Story - Generation Two Episode One Now Up!
Post by: kristal_shyt on January 03, 2007, 06:14:08 am
This story is absolutely HILARIOUS!  I made the mistake of reading it while drinking a soda... had to stop in the middle of reading it to clean soda off my monitor.  lol  

Very funny!  :)

More!  More!  Please!


Title: Of Dudes and Dames - an UnBeautiful Legacy Story - Generation Two Episode One Now Up!
Post by: ladyrose on January 04, 2007, 05:18:54 pm
*giggles insanely* oh I have missed this story *goes back to giggling*


Title: Of Dudes and Dames - an UnBeautiful Legacy Story - Generation Two Episode One Now Up!
Post by: papersky06 on January 07, 2007, 01:18:01 pm
I just read this whole thing, and I couldn't stop craking up. The overuse of the word 'dame' makes the whole thing so much better. :)


Title: Of Dudes and Dames - an UnBeautiful Legacy Story - Generation Two Episode One Now Up!
Post by: mieley on January 07, 2007, 06:00:14 pm
I think Evie's going to be a wonderfully ugly woman. This story is really keeping me laughing.


Title: Of Dudes and Dames - an UnBeautiful Legacy Story - Generation Two Episode One Now Up!
Post by: eof3 on January 08, 2007, 04:54:55 pm
lmao! shes so ugly. hahha.


Title: Of Dudes and Dames - an UnBeautiful Legacy Story - Generation Two Episode One Now Up!
Post by: dangermouse on January 09, 2007, 08:30:53 am
Yay, poor kid turned out ugly!


Title: Of Dudes and Dames - an UnBeautiful Legacy Story - Generation Two Episode One Now Up!
Post by: Bev in NY on January 12, 2007, 03:22:28 am
this story is so funny...now Evie is one ugly child!!!! she is generation 3 and u said u have 10....omg the ugly outcome must b grose....the anticipation of it is what keeps us all coming back....i must applaud u on your creativity and humor...


Title: Of Dudes and Dames - an UnBeautiful Legacy Story - Generation Two Episode One Now Up!
Post by: LadyAzmodan on January 12, 2007, 12:12:03 pm
hahah i have read a lot of ishkabibble stories, yet i have only seen one baby ever as hideous as Evie.. its sheere brilliance :) congratulations!


Title: Of Dudes and Dames - an UnBeautiful Legacy Story - Generation Two Episode One Now Up!
Post by: kristal_shyt on January 16, 2007, 01:45:18 am
Wow, 2 of my sims just had babies with ugliness worthy of the Ishkabibbles...  As soon as I saw those hideous little faces, I immediately thought of this story.... maybe I'll share pics somewhere sometime.  

*still waiting patiently for an update*


Title: Of Dudes and Dames - an UnBeautiful Legacy Story - Generation Two Episode One Now Up!
Post by: Elven_Song on January 18, 2007, 08:56:33 pm
xD I always get so confused when I read the comments about Evie. I'm like "I look like a WHAT!?!". Then I remember Ishkabibble gen.2 is named Evie. :D heheh. I smell disaster ahead.


Title: Of Dudes and Dames - an UnBeautiful Legacy Story - Generation Two Episode One Now Up!
Post by: Ferdrya747 on January 19, 2007, 08:26:11 pm
Can't wait for the next update! Hope it's up soon.


Title: Of Dudes and Dames - an UnBeautiful Legacy Story - Generation Two Episode One Now Up!
Post by: kristal_shyt on January 30, 2007, 06:41:08 am
Quote from: Ferdrya747;535782
Can't wait for the next update! Hope it's up soon.


Ditto.  :D


Title: Of Dudes and Dames - an UnBeautiful Legacy Story - Generation Two Episode One Now Up!
Post by: lonelydoowoop on February 04, 2007, 05:34:08 pm
updateeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee


Title: Of Dudes and Dames - an UnBeautiful Legacy Story - Generation Two Episode One Now Up!
Post by: dragon_tfm on February 09, 2007, 09:58:46 pm
oh i hop eyou havent given up on this i enjoyed it very much thus far =]


Title: Of Dudes and Dames - an UnBeautiful Legacy Story - Generation Two Episode One Now Up!
Post by: ~*Jax*~ on February 09, 2007, 10:03:46 pm
No, I haven't given up.  I switched computers and am having slight issues getting everything back.


Title: Of Dudes and Dames - an UnBeautiful Legacy Story - Generation Two Episode One Now Up!
Post by: caffeinated.joy on February 09, 2007, 10:04:46 pm
She's plotting new episodes all the time. :D


Title: Of Dudes and Dames - an UnBeautiful Legacy Story - Generation Two Episode One Now Up!
Post by: Pyromaniac on February 11, 2007, 12:32:59 am
I love of your sense of humour.

*Subscribes* :D


Title: Of Dudes and Dames - an UnBeautiful Legacy Story - Generation Two Episode One Now Up!
Post by: xgreydovex on February 16, 2007, 06:42:45 pm
this is utter sweetness.  made me laugh soooo hard. very excited for the update :D


Title: Of Dudes and Dames - an UnBeautiful Legacy Story - Generation Two Episode One Now Up!
Post by: kristal_shyt on February 19, 2007, 01:16:06 pm
Quote from: Inyri_Jax;571433
No, I haven't given up.  I switched computers and am having slight issues getting everything back.

Good luck with that, Inyri_Jax...  I'm gonna have to deal with that whenever I manage to be able to afford a new computer.  

I REALLY love this story, though.  I'll try my best to be patient whilst waiting for the next update.  :)


Title: Of Dudes and Dames - an UnBeautiful Legacy Story - Generation Two Episode One Now Up!
Post by: lonelydoowoop on March 05, 2007, 12:00:11 am
I think someone should update a certian story. uhm.


Title: Of Dudes and Dames - an UnBeautiful Legacy Story - Generation Two Episode One Now Up!
Post by: ~*Jax*~ on March 12, 2007, 08:57:34 pm
please be patient.  I just got my computer back and working, and am now dealing with the loss of a friend.


Title: Of Dudes and Dames - an UnBeautiful Legacy Story - Generation Two Episode One Now Up!
Post by: lonelydoowoop on March 12, 2007, 10:48:35 pm
I'm sorry, if I knew I wouldn't have pestered you. =(
I'm so sorry about your friend. take your time.


Title: Of Dudes and Dames - an UnBeautiful Legacy Story - Generation Two Episode One Now Up!
Post by: ~*Jax*~ on March 12, 2007, 10:55:00 pm
I know. .. and I am sorry for snapping.
 
Computer issues suck and coupled with this news?  Makes for a nasty post.  Forgive me?


Title: Of Dudes and Dames - an UnBeautiful Legacy Story - Generation Two Episode One Now Up!
Post by: lonelydoowoop on March 12, 2007, 11:05:52 pm
I understand, my friend recently got hit by a car and passed away. so I know how you feel. (except he was 14).

oh, and of course I forgive you.


Title: Of Dudes and Dames - an UnBeautiful Legacy Story - Generation Two Episode One Now Up!
Post by: purpleshoes on March 25, 2007, 09:06:58 pm
-has just read up to the last update- Such an truly hideous toddler!


Title: Of Dudes and Dames - an UnBeautiful Legacy Story - Generation Two Episode One Now Up!
Post by: purpleshoes on April 26, 2007, 11:28:34 pm
Ohmygosh. I was playing sims, and one of my sim's children grew up to be the UGLIEST KID. I'm not even sure what to do with it. But it's not as ugly as the new toddler in this story.


Title: Of Dudes and Dames - an UnBeautiful Legacy Story - Generation Two Episode One Now Up!
Post by: ~*Jax*~ on August 17, 2007, 12:31:16 am
It is with the greatest amount of regret that I announce that Ishkibibblapalooza has crashed so bad I cannot fix it.  I cannot continue this story.

I am so sorry.

:(


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