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Are you trying to read the signs above theyr head when they are talking to each other?I do !
Here is an exemple:Father and little girl at breakfast:
-Could you buy me a sleeping cat?
-You're just a baby,you were using the potty just yesterday!
-I want a sleeping cat!And I'm not a baby,I'm using make up in the school bus.
-But I had woo hoo with an alien.I have negative feelings for her.
-Maybe you should buy her some makeup,she'll look better,I can show you the graph to prove it!
-I prefer ghosts,they can go to the citty and eat at the restaurant.There are statistics about that!

Can't say that i have,but i try to interpret what they are saying.For instance, when a female sim enters a room and a male is in the room she says "hey sexy".Theres more but i'm tired right now.

it's funny to listen to them speak as well

Vanessa, your conversation cracked me up.  You are too funny. lol. Yeah, it is pretty hard trying to figure out what they are staying to each other.

It's even funnier when a parent is telling their child that they woohooed recently. lol. What a pleasant conversation to have at the dinner table. lol

Even better:
When a kid talks to YOU about woohooing.

I only tried when they're gossiping about each other.
 
Maybe I should look more closely now to see what I've been missing.

Here is another one.
2 guys talking to each other:
-I like to cook.I have a saucepan for that.I'm making my food in it,then I'm eating it,my stomach getts full(Rubbs his stomach.)
-I'm the director of the Sim Simphony Orkestra.You know that part when the violins go"Tidli-didly didly"and the cellos go "Daaa-daaa-daaaa".I love that part.I can show you the graph if you want!
-No,I like to cook in my saucepan then I like to eat the food,it's so good for the stomach.Sometimes I'm wearing makeup and high heels and I'm going to the restaurant.There are aliens there,they have antennas on theyr heads,they go "Tidly didly di..",it's very ridiculous.
-I remember when I was a baby and I was using the potty.
I'm a good kisser,you know?I can show you the statistics about that.
-I love myself!

hahaha!

I like to make them gossip to see what they say:
 Grandma Trailertrash wet herself
Dr Evil burned his dinner

and the congrats are good too
Congrats on living in a house
Congrats on getting some whoohoo (this was funniest when it was Liz Trailertrash contradulating her father)
and my favorite: Congrats for NOT peeing yourself today....

Perfectly understandable for toddlers... and elders :devill:

LMAO guys

Unfortunately (for this thread) I have no baloons patch :(

A money sim and a love sim:
-How are you doing?
-I just got married.I feel I'm in prison.
-Do you have kidds?
-Yes,but I have negative feelings for them.The baby uses the potty,and no make up!
-I want money!I want a new house and then another one.And a new bush.
-I have been skiing in the mountains because it was raining.
-And a food processor!
-I kissed practicaly everyone.
-Don't do that,you can get prison for that.
-And I woo-hooed a lot!
-It can get you in prison.I love money.I want to work as a thief,at night.
(a townie passes by,stops,looks at them,starts shaking the head thinking"they could offer me a drink or something.The brunet looks hot!",and desapears.The love sim thinks"it could be a successfull woo-hoo"then asks the money sim:
Would you woo-hoo with me?
-Not when you look like an alien.Buy some make up and show me the graph about it!
-Thank you,you are my best friend!

Vanessa you crack me up, you made my day!     I especially like the second story about the two guys.  I am defineately gonna pay more attention to the conversations.

Sims are apparently obsessed with make-up.  Or at least yours seem to be, Vanessa.

Yes,makeup,potty and graphs.Today I played a family talking about the weather at lunch.Only the weather.
-It's sunny today.
-I like the sun.
-But there are clouds in the sky.
-Sun is better.
-Sometime is raining.
-I like to travel when it's raining.
-Stars are nice too.
-The sun can get you arrested.
-Sun is money.
-I made a moovie about the sun.It gave me an Oscar.
-When,in the 60?
-No,when I was an astronaut.
-Sun can get you 5 friends.
-If you have a hat when it's raining you can play videogames in the sun .
-The sun is not a planet.
-No,it's just a car..

Heres a somewhat dirty one my two female sims had hanging out:

Sim1: Do you like making out?
Sim2: I love making out! I've made out with the whole world!
Sim1: Aren't you afraid of getting caught cheating?
Sim2: Yes I am.. But I'll still make out with any new person I meet.
Sim1: I need to meet some new people. It wasn't any fun making out with your husband.
Sim2: No I don't really like him either. Did you woohoo?
Sim1: Yes we did and he wore a funny hat.
Sim2: Did he pay you?
Sim1: No he didn't but he helped me get a promotion! :smt113

Hehe, very funny!

A sim family is sitting down for dinner.  The mother leans over to her only son and says, "I have many children."  
Son: None of them are as nice as me.
Mom: I deserve a reward for being such a good mom.
Son: No you are definately not goo enough for a reward.  You bug me.
Daughter 1: Did you know, I saw a ladybug in the garden.
Son: Well I saw a roach in the kitchen.
Mom: (aghast) You did not!  I clean the counters.
Daughter 2: I love cleaning.  I cleaned the tub.
Son: No it is still dirty.
Dad: Her ability to clean is definately going up.
Daughter 2: Yeah and I have the graph to prove it.

Hahahahaha...!!!

Yeah...what's with the graph????

And customer complaints!!

Father,little girl and granny at dinner:
Little girl:-I want to have a baby.What do I have to do to get one?
Father:-I don't know!
Granny:-You have to kiss a lot!
F:-That's not true!
L.g.:-You could buy me a cell phone,I'll kiss it and I'll get the baby.
Granny.-You have to woo hoo a lot!
F:-Don't say this,I have very very negative feelings for you now!
L.g.:-I want a baby!How do I get it?
F:-First,you have to get 5 best friends,then you have to become an astronaut.get an award,live in the 60's and buy new shoes.Then you have to see many buildings and play videogames.
L.g.:-Could you buy me a cell phone?
Granny:-I love to woo hoo!

I know when I have played to long and to often, cause their language starts making sense...  way to scary...and then I need to have a Guinness as I chant. They are only bits of light that make nonsense sounds that only sounds like language. lol
 
But I do pay attention to the bubbles. It cue me as to what the AI may be doing.. or maybe it is we who have the nonsense langauge and the sims are trying to commun.. Where is that GUINNESS!!! :goofy:

Hahaha...I agree,kathwynn.LOL!

I love it when my family aspiration sims walk around thinking "Maybe I should invite a baby over".

That means they want to adopt....the phone and baby balloon.

I know, but i was going for a more literal translation......(pacifier=baby) + (phone=invite someone over) = Invite a baby over.

AH...humor....gotcha......it's early, brain wasn't functioning.

I stumbled on this page at McTrick's Place (http://www.mctricksplace.com/simstories.htm) that takes sim conversations to a new level.  The stories he has posted under Ghettoville are great!

-So you got a new baby?
-Yes,it's an elefant.
-Do you usualy kiss him?
-No,but I make a lot of money out of him.
-Does he drive a car?
-Only at night,because I'm an Opera singer.
-I have a bush and some buggs.
-oh,no,I'm not an alien.I just love to play videogames after woo-hooing.It gives me even more money.I like to get payed.
-That's how you got the elefant.

I have never really tried to understand their conversations but i guess now i will have to watch them

omg, vanessa your conversations are hilarious.

Family Conversation

-Lalo, lalo!
-Do you want me to throw you up and down!
-Lalo, lalo, I'm stinky dirty on my diapers!
- Oh yes (tap,tap on the head), I get you a bottle.
- Lalo, lalo (drinks and gets more dirty on the diaper)
- Oh how I wished to buy a change table.
- Lalo, lalo, could you throw me up and down?
- Oh of course, you need an urgent bath.

-Let's talk about dogs!
-No!
-Let's talk about doctors and thermometers!¨
-Let's not!
-Let's talk about  telephons and  awards!
-No no no!Dadadadadada..talk to my hand!
-Are you a gost?
-I'm a Restaurant owner and a TV watcher and a weather reporter.You are very kind,I like you!
-Do you have any children and cats?
-I have a baby but he is dead.
-Cool,you can make him to be a zombie  and you can make yourself into a zombie and you look like hel!Put on some makeup and buy new shoes and a hat!
-Thank you,I love your husband!
-I like my voice.I'll sing some Opera for you.It streeeeengiii weeeeeeeet....
-Dadadadadada...sing to my hand!

Lol I've never really paid attention to sims' conversations. I will in future...:)

LOL Ok this reminds me, have you ever listened to a robot putting the make on a sim lol...I mean, you hear the sqeaky can noise but over this is dubbed a sexy male voice, like he's interpeting, its funny.

Have you seen your Sim bragging to his spouse or friend about cheating, how many loves they have lol, or even to one of their lovers?

I love the robots.I treat them like I treat the real...sims.They are eating with the family,sleeping in beds, getting in love.. and they have pictures above theyr head too,so you can read what they are saying.
My elders are very funny too.I had a family and theyr friend at diner today,they were talking about TVs.Everybody gave attention to the child,a little boy.
Boy said he had a TV,guest said she had a TV as well.
Boy:-I like TVs.
Guest:-I like TVs too!
The rest of the family agrees,shaking theyr heads.
B:-You can wathc the TV.
G:- I can for sure do that.
(General agreement.)
B;-You can play videogames!
G:-Yes,you do!
Grandma;-It's better to woo-hoo then to play videogames.
Boy:-Yes,it's much better!
(Total agreement).

Other day I was playing and I heard 2 words ( cannot remember ) in my mother language ( portuguese ). Simlish is very interesting.

Probably in the future there will be rebellion of Sims Players who will creat a country which speaks simlish :p

One of my sims,a student,got beaten up by the cowmascot,and his wish was to see her gost!  
Have you tried to read theyr toughts,dreams,whishes?My first Brandy Brook complained to every man in sight about her misery,being a widow with kidds,needing a man to kiss,crying day and night,and she would scarry every man,they just run away,and she would cry even more,I had to resurrect her own dead husband,and she complained even to him.
We can even read the thoughts of the pets.Depending of theyr IQ,they express what or who they like or not,to more complicated things.A little dog of my was thinking"Hope the werewolf will not come tonight,he scares me so much",but the werewolf(spelling?)came,and the little dog went in and out and in and out of his...little house.Meanwhile the sim made contact with the werewolf and gave him treats and played with him,and the little dog was thinking"How stupid to play with that beast when I am available!It's unforgivable!"

Mine always end up talking about their first woohoo with their kids.  It's like a bad after school special sometimes.

Old guy,a love sim,goes into a familys yard and starts to play pinball.The ladysim of the house sees him.
-What do you think you're doing?
-Malinda macoy!(nice chick,in simlish)says the elder.
-Leave now or I'll call the doctor!He'll take your temperature and he'll use his stethoscope on you!
-I won't leave,you are so schnibwogi(sexi in simlish).I want to take you to the citty for a chumcha(pizza)
-Dirty old man,I'm usualy watching TV and during winters I'm skiing,so go away or I'll sit at my judge desk and  I'll smash something with my judge hammer.
-If you do this I'll die,I'll become a ghost and I'll hount you!!
-Will you?I'd love to see a ghost,I'm a knowledge sim,you know?!Could you become a vampire too?An alien?
-I can become everything you want!Let's go to the citty for a chumcha,then let's kiss and woo-hoo and then...
The husband comes out of the house in his underwear and starts to dance salsa,looking like an idiot ,wathing the couple like a hawk while dancing.Anyhow,the  jealousy is off,so he can't make a scene.
-I can't go out with you,but I could burn the food!Go home,awasa poa(I'm bored)
-Atohteh(I need a toilett)says the elder and goes to the bathroom.Comes out,meets the family dog and asks:
-Shall we go out for a chumcha?
-Wof!
-Fibbla!(fine)Bum Bum!(this is fun)

This is one of the funniest threads I've read in a long time.  I've done that before, watched their balloons as they've talked or daydreamed or whatever and tried to figure out what they are saying.  Hillarious!  :)

I'm so glad you like it!

These convos are HILARIOUS I used to pay to attention when a sim meets someone new so I can figure out what their interests are but never thought to pay attention to the actual dinner convos and such lol, guess i will be now!

Thank you,Cinamun.I'm a lousy photographer,otherwise I would show you the pictures.I'm very happy you people like those,I'm not playing the game every day but when I do,I'm smiling for hours and LMAO!

Thank you for posting these Vanessa.  I literally laughed until tears were streaming down my face.
Best medicine in the world - laughing til' you cry.

-M
:))

Happy you like it,mchaos.
Here is another one.

Ricky Cormier got adopted by the Duponts,a couple in a neighbourhood from the 50's,when the morals were high(!??)
He watches TV with his adoptive father.
-I kissed a girl in the school bus today.
-That's very bad,it's against the rule number 3!!!You should concentrate on school if you want to go to college!
-But she had a lot of makeup on!
-It doesn't matter,I had a  lot of makeup on myself when I went to school but nobody kissed me!
-Did you have high heels?
-Of course I had high heels!And a very elegant hat!And baloons!
-I like to kiss girls.When I do that,I feel like an astronaut.
-Once again,stop doing that!Think about your future.You could end up in prison.Is that what you want?
-Yes,I want to have handcuffs and watch the TV all day longand have an own thermometer.
-I have an own thermometer myself,but nobody kisses me ever!
-Your wife must have kissed you.
-Never!She kisses everybody else but me.Let's gossip about her.
-I can't,I only care about myself as I'm very handsome.May I kiss your wife?
-Be my guest,but then you have to buy me some baloons.
-No,thank you!

After sim 1 peed on the floor accidentally and sim 2 laughed maniacally

S2- (giggles)
S1- (walks over to S2 and talks) I do not like Sally Graves, she has 3 cats
S2- Yes, I see. Her cats are nothing like her ladybugs though
S1- I do not like her ladybugs.
S2- I have a graph about her ladybugs, back at my house
S1- I do not like your graph
S2- You have peed on my floor. I do not like you.
S1- I think you are very pretty.
S2- You smell bad

A few minutes later, Sim 1 asks Sim 2 to dance, whereupon he performes the hip wiggle and makes the funny face. He is turned down by Sim 2, who then goes off to Sally Graves and starts a conversation.

S2- I love your lady bugs
Sally- I hope you catch fire (becomes enraged and walks off)

:laugh: This thread is hilarious! Ta for making me laugh! :D I must pay more attention to their thought bubbles!

Very funny Smoogi,I'm so glad you posted your conversation,hope you guys out there will contribute too!

I'm playing a neighbourhood from the 50's because the hats and the outfits are so incredible funny!
A new family mooved in .a couple with a teen son.The father's jaket is red with white strips and his hat is a borsalino.I laughted for minuts!
The guy got 3 cooking points so he could make the chilli.The neighbours come to visit,a couple and the fortune teller living with them to take care of the kidds.They are all eating nicely,no barking no farting,and the hostess says:
-I'm going to have a very successfull woohoo tonight!
-I'm going to have a very successfull woohoo too,and I'm going to have it with YOU!says the husband,and the teen son agrees.
-I had some woohoo in my life,but it was not that successfull,says the lady guest.
-I had a lot of woohoo in my life too,but it was totaly boring,says her husband,Total fiasco!
And the teen son agrees.
-I'm well known as a very successfull woohoo-er so I can't wait,says the hostess.
-Let's get successfull!says her husband.
-Yes,let's!says the teen son.
So they all dance the Salsa.
The host gets very tired and goes to bed.
The hostess sleeps on the couch.
The teen son sleeps on the floor.
The guests are falling to sleep on the yard.
So much for the successfull woohoo!

(I considered the purple heart surrounded by light as meaning"succesfull woohoo)

Come on,guys,post some funny conversations!!

*ROFLMHO at vanessa's sim conversations* :laugh: :rofl:

When they say "Malinda McCoy" it drives me crazy, because that's my first name (spelled *exactly* that way, but you can call me Milla, it's easier all around) and close enough to my real surname to sound like they are talking about me.

2 sisters and 2 brothers,married to each other,in the hot tube.They went to school together,they played together,they went to the same college,they live in the same house,they run a restaurant together,they know everything about each other but still they're lying about theyr carriers.
-I just got an Oscar as a moovie starr and as a makeup artist and I'm very hapy about that!
-I know,I saw it on the TV!
-You couldn't have seen it on the TV  I,m a moovie starr,not a TV star!
- You can see everything on the TV if you are at home.I'm a TV star myself,so I can see myself.
-I'm a Sumo wrestler and an astronaut so I can see everything on this planet!
-Can you see my new hat? I lost it when I was directing the Symphony orkestra!
-As an astronaut I can order  people to use handcufs every day.
-I love handcufs,I always wanted to go to prison,the food is so good in prison,realu healty!
-Stop talking about yourselfs,let's talk about my award!I had to woo hoo a lot to get it!
-As a TV star I have to woo hoo a lot too,because I have to be at home to watch myself on the TV.
-Me,I love the prison life!The fresh air,and especialy the food!
- As an astronaut and a judge,I can arrange for you to get caught.What can you do?
-I can gossip.
-I'll put you in prison for that.
-I'm a moovie starr,I don't have to listen to this.It cost(ed) me a lot to get where I am today.
-So you had to pay for the woo hoo?
-Yes!

*dies* Your ability to interpret Simlish is astounding and brilliant.

Also - it's somewhat reassuring to know I'm not the only one who does this! Most of my Sims are embodiments of my fiction/story/RPG muses, and I love playing out their conversations. Or observing their facial expressions.

For instance, I created a dorm full of college students, and the first day of school, one of them downed half a six-pack of beer. BEFORE class. Once he got back, while everyone else was studying, he started drinking again. And they all looked up from their term papers with funny expressions:

Girl #1 looked confused, like she was thinking, 'WTF, didn't he just FINISH drinking??'
The guy was wide-eyed and slack-jawed, as in, 'Look at his high alcohol tolerance! He's my idol!'
and Girl #2 had this knowing smirk, like, 'Ten bucks says he's kissing the toilet tonight...'

No conversations come to mind, but I imagine their conversation regularly. :X

ROFLMALOL!!! Vanessa your sim's conversations are hilarious!! i love post # 47 about Ricky Cormier the most. I laughed so much my stomach starts to hurt..lol.  I never pay attention to the bubbles, but now i will :D.

The Ricky Cormier one was just hilarious!
Kid, you've got talent!
I am currently going through a phase where I what I do in-game is based wholly on my sims conversations. For example, if my female sim talks non stop about make-up to their spouses, I have the husband take the lucky wife out to the beauty parlour (where the husband often talks to the manager about graphs and hats!)

Vanessa, you crack me up!!

So Dreamer sr married Brandy Brooke,they are very much inlove and all  the children are happy  
together.This is the day after the wedding.
D:-You look beautyfull today!
B:-I do?Oh,thank you,thank you!
D;-Congratulations for being married to me!
B:-Thank you very much.
D:-Congratulations for being my wife.
B:-Thank you.
D:-Congratulations for your marriage to me.
B;-Thanx.
D;-Congratulations for the best thing in your life:your marriage.To me.
B:-OK.
D:- I realy have to congratulate you for one thing:You made it!You're my wife now!
B:-Your suitcase is ready,you know?!
D:-You are so clever!You got me to marry you!Congratulations!
B:-You could travell around the whole world,please do it!
D:-Not before congratulating you for your excelent test ,your marriage to me proves it!
B:- In that case I want to Congratulate YOU for YOUR marriage to ME!!!
D:- OK,that's inough!


And thank you The Kittenator,Kirsten,Simulated Dork and Wyntersdarkness for the positive comments.

2 guys at the bar:
_Hi,long time no see.We used to put our makeup on on the school bus.
-Yes,but we were children then,we had pacifiers into our faces.
-Yes,and look at us now!We can woo-hoo all we want!
-My parents woo-hoo-ed all night,it was very embarassing,you know.
-Do you still have your parents?
-yes,but they are dead.They had crosses over theyr eyes.I burried them in the yard.
-You're not funny,you know,I don't like you!
-Thank you.
-If you have your fancy hat on,you can stand against the world.Did they have the hats on?
-No!
-That's why I have to buy a big dog and a puppy standing side by side.
-I had many big dogs and puppies in my life.They were side by side to the end.
-How many?
-None.They are dead.Crosses over theyr eyes.Burried in the yard.
-Did you take theyr temp?
-No.
-You can see the bones in your handwith the X rays,you know?If your knees hurt,you just use the stethoskope and Xray your hand,then you can play videogames.
-My children used to play videogamesall day long.They were very fat,but they played golf and they had 5 friends .
-How old are they now?
-They aren't.
-Let me guess:are they dead?
-Yes!

Ok i have three charas that are baised off of a story i write well one of the charas is a very grouchy and strick person but for some reason his sim decides to start talking about whoo-hooing with his firend to his Girlfirend i nearly died laughing

Ricki Cormier is a very rich man now,married with children,owner of the best nightclub in town.
So missis Crumplebottom goes to the bar in the night club and orders a drink.When she looks away Ricki takes her drink and drink it.Crumplebottom orders another one and goes to the bathroom.Ricki drinks her glas again.This time Crumplebottom stays with her new drink,Ricki danses Salsa keeping his eye on her glas.Crumplebottom orders anotherone,Ricky takes it directly.
An old lady at the bar says"How can you do this,you can go to prison for this,you know?!"

This realy happened today in my game,I just wanted to share,lol.

Hey, your conversations are so hilarious. I like to incorporate the sims' conversations and body language to stories if I can too. Maybe, it's just me, but I like having a bit of randomness once in a while though strangely enough they sometimes talk about something relevant to the story!

This is a brief (very brief- like three bubbles) conversation that gets interrupted. It's also posted on the wedding thread (as it was during a wedding). I didn't get the whole conversation captured, but these are the types of things I remember.

(while watching tv at someones wedding reception.)
Picture 1
Brandi Broke: So let me tell you the first thing about bums (raggedy suitcase)

Picture 2
Angela Broke: So how do you tell if he's a bum (raggedy suitcase)
(Brandi changes the channel and the girl sitting next to them begins to listen in)

Picture 3
Brandi Broke: The way you know is if he picks his nose he's a bum (raggedy suitcase)
(Angela looks straight into the camera like she's shocked and embarrassed to be caught talking about this)

No Photo moment
(Suddenly, a man comes (the husband of the other lady))
Man: Hey, there's a limo outside (limo)
Man (thinking): I'm gonna get some (woo-hoo thought bubble)

Picture 4
(his wife looks up at him and Brandi)
Man: So about the limo... (limo)
Angela Broke (saying to herself): This looks like train wreck (train)

Picture 5
Brandi Broke: Cool! A limo! (limo)
(Brandi runs outside, while man walks casually with a sinister look on his face. His wife doesn't seem to care... another proposed theory is tvsimitis- where the sim is so absorbed into the tv, that they don't know what's going on- known cures are manually "fixing" them, psychic woo-hoo cheating, and fighting)

ROFLMAO!

LOL, pretty funny conversation.  But, the raggedy suitcase...well, the it's supposed to be a suitcase with stickers all over it.  Like they used to do with luggage on trains and ships.  They put stickers on it of the places they were going to.  So if someone had travelled a lot with the same suitcase it'd be covered in stickers or stamps of all the places it had been.  Or at least that's my understanding...so I think the suitcase conversation bubble comes up a lot for sims who have an interest in travel.  I think travel is one of their possible interests.  Hmmm....now I don't remember.

Those were stickers!? I thought it was like patches like covering up holes! That actually makes sense for being travel topic... and all this time, I thought it was for money topic...

my sims only ever talk about engagment and their first kiss. they are really shallow :(

LOL,I like the idea of the suitcase being a bum's atribute,it's very immaginative,lol.And the fact that if you're a bum you're picking your nose it's hillarious,lol.
And,jordinary,if you make them talk to each other a lot,they'll talk about everything,in time, I just love to speculate about what they are saying.

Husband and wife caught eachother cheating at the same time. They then watched television together. This was their convo.

Wife: I liked that Engagement ring you gave me.
Husband: Yes, I also liked it. Let's hold hands.
Wife: Oh, good idea!
*awkward silencde*
Wife: Hey, weren't we going to hold hands? We are married, after all!
Husband: Oh yeah, we're married! I love you.
Wife: I love you too, that's why we're married!
Husband: Yes, we are married. Let's kiss!
Wife: Yes, let's kiss. Let's go outside where it's sunny!
Husband: Yes, it is quite sunny today! But it's also cloudy, too!
*Husband stands up* and thinks "I'm not tired, but I want to go to bed."
*Wife lies down on couch* and thinks "I'm not tired either, but I feel like lying down."

*They sit back down to watch TV*
Husband: I have two best friends.
Wife: I also have two best friends!
*Pause*
Wife: I cheated on you.
*Pause*
Wife: Let's kiss!
Husband: Yeah, let's kiss! It's the least you can do since I bought you such a wonderful engagement ring!
Wife: Yes, it was a great engagement ring! You're my best friend.
Husband: You're my best friend too! I love you!
Wife: I love you twice as much!
Husband: I love you more, because you're my best friend!
Wife: Did I mention that you're my best friend! I sooo wanna kiss you right now!
Husband: I wanna kiss you too! And hold your hand!
Wife: Yes, let's hold hands because we love eachother!
Husband: Yes, we love each other so much!
Wife: I like kissing. I have kissed two people today, because I love them!
Husband: Yeah, me too! Did I mention that you're my best friend?
Wife: YES!!!! This is a nice house.
Husband: I know. It cost me a fortune, and so did the engagement ring.
Wife: Did you propose to me on a train?
HUsband: No, not a train, a boat!
Wife: No, I'm pretty sure it was a train. I remember the sign with the squiggly line on it!

*They talked about boats, trains, signs with a squiggly line on it, love, kisses, wedding and engagement rings and best friends for several hours*

*Later, Husband, Wife, Husband's lover (Neil the fireman) and Wife's lover (Ivy) are eating dinner together*
Husband: I like firemen.
Fireman: I'm a fireman. I like clocks with envelope slots.
Husband: I like clocks with envelope slots too! I also like shoes!
Fireman: I don't like shoes, but I love kissing!
Husband: Let's make out!
Wife: Can I make out with you too? I'll be your best friend!
HUsband: No. Do the dishes!

*Later they're all watching television*
Ivy (to Wife): Woohoo with me!
Fireman: No, woohoo with me! I'll be your best friend!
Husband: I thought I was your best friend! I cheated on my wife for you, remember?
*Fireman turns off TV*
Ivy, husband and wife: OI! WHAT DID YOU DO THAT FOR????

ROFLMAO,Talya,this is realy hilarious!!!
I laugted so much,tears streaming out,this convo is so much like real life!!!
Love it,please,post some more,please!

i agree with alga and that really was hilairious i was laughing just as hard as alga was lol.:D

I'd like to know what the Simish for Ublana means, they say it all the time lol :)

It's funny when you can tell what they're saying. I usually can.

Lissa- Hey sexy!
Hot Guy- Hey sexy!
Lissa- Don't you just love soup! I got potty trained when I was little!
Hot Guy- I don't like soup! *pats shoulder and congratulates on getting potty trained*.
Lissa- I also love wearing my big high heal shoes and putting on make-up, don't you?
Hot Guy- Heck yes, I love high heels and make-up!

;'D

My sims think/talk about the weirdest things.

haha very funny madi_loves_yew.:-P

Realy funny,Madi,I love those,it's so funny to read theyr minds!I was doing it all the time before,most get back the ability,LOL.

Rofl if life were only that simple lol. :p

I ROFLed at them all, too. Great stuff, I'll try watching some myself tomorrow, if I see anything cool, I'll post it here. :cool:

yesterday i was playing ts2 and two sims were fighting and there was this one sim yelling it sounded like get your own freebag haha. 2laugh

LOL!

Mom- I like food, it's good.
Dad- Nah, food is so uncool! I like space ships.
Mom- Well I like shoes.
Dad- Spagetti is gross! I graduated college!
Mom- Congrats on getting potty trained!
Dad- Thanks! Food is awesome.

(Lol, the dad said food is uncool earlier.. he really did have an X on it first, then he was saying he liked it.)

My sims have the weirdest thoughts. The dad was due to be an elder soon, a bit late there, eh, mum?
Yeah,  on this television show I ALWAYS hear a lady say, For butt and bra. Lol. It sounds so much like she's saying that!

I've had some weird ones in my game. In one household, dad and his daughter decided to have a little conversation that went like this:

Dad: "I like grilled cheese."
Kid:   "Nu uh. I don't like grilled cheese."
Dad: "Science is cool."
Kid:  "Yeah, science is awesome!"
Dad: "I got a promotion at work today."
Kid: "I really like woohooing."
Dad: *overly excited (http://i115.photobucket.com/albums/n283/comicalmuse/Sims_2/snapshot_b2dbe5f5_72e3e05a.jpg)* "I really like woohooing too!"

Ahem...

LOL! Jenna, that's really, weird. Usually my simmie kids talk about woohoo at the dinner table and the mum gets discusted but the dad perks up.

simmie kids talking about woohoo at the dinner table that had me rofl. 2laugh 2rofl

No lie, Fiesty! I caught a picture!

Then a little later, the same little girl and mother were playing chess, this was their conversation. Really.
(Little girl is Lydia and Mom is Rosie.)

Lydia- I like Woohoo!
Rosie- Me too! I had woohoo with my best friend once!
Lydia- I have a best friend! He's a rat!
Rosie- I don't like rats..
Lydia- Do you like trophies?
Rosie- Heck Yes!
LOL! The little girl is dirty, she ALWAYS mentions woohoo everywhere.

I wish I had taken a screen shot of the last sim conversation I witnessed......Ellen Frost and Phineas Furley graduated from Academie Le Tour and got married...Ellen is pregnant and expecting almost any day now....anyway,she was standing in the kitchen crying about her full bladder and the fact that she was starving...Phineas engaged her in a pillow fight.....
Ellen:OMG!I have to pee right now!
Phineas slugs her with a pillow
Ellen:Yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay!pillow fight!
unbelievable...the pillow fight escalated into the front yard(and who among us hasn't had a pillow fight...fully clothed...in their front yard?)smack smack witht he pillow...cry about needing to pee...smack smack...I am so hungry!and so it went until she passed out in the driveway..I was laughing so hard I just let her lie there...and the next morning Phineas went to work...and STEPPED over her on his way to his car!it was hilarious......

LOL!  I love simmy conversations they are so silly!  I do have a question the little girl with woohoo thought bubbles, she grew up to be a romance sim?

When my sims are having a conversation or talking in someway, I talk 4 them too 1tehe. It helps make the game funner :D! And helps when ur planing out a new idea for a story of a movie! :rolleyes:

Could you do your fellow users a favour and stop with the pink text on a white background, it's killing my eyes...

Awww Boohoo! Get glasses >:D! LoL kidding :p. But fine if...color distrubes u so much, I'll change the color  1okay

But u gotta admitt that color button is there 4 a reason!  1hugs

Well, I'm WEARING my glasses and it hurts my eyes too. I have to squint to read it and eventually gave up and just went on.

Please don't use that color!

NO, I don't "have to admit" anything because I'm one of those that knows how to type in the bulletin board code because I'm smart enough to use the quick reply box and type out the complete words in my sentences. I'm also one of the ones here that you don't really wanna sass all that much because I'm just a rude old bag.

Anyways, my sims have been boring lately with their conversations. All they do is talk about mice and elephants and weather.

Rainbow!
(Ha ha!)

P.S. The pink button is to be used like this. !!! (On small things like exclamation points.)

*shudders* Next person to use pink text is going to get themselves publically flogged.


...who happens to shed too much as well. Must be hell for the people with allergies around here. Hah.

Is that why you're always sneezing? I do suggest allergy shots for that, dearie.

Paden? its u :D! Oh, I'm sorry if u thought i was tryin 2 "sass" u... I'm just very energetic in that manner thats all  ;D I was tyred of the pink anyways 1tehe ^^

I'm gonna start using blue! ( Just kiddin... LOL)  1jump
Once u go black u never go back! 1rock

Black text is just easier to read for lots of people, which is why most folk tend to use it is all. Coloured text has its place if there is something that you need attention drawn to, though.

Okay! I understand!   1okay
Thank you 4 the tip! :D

Though I didn't think pink would bother anyone... hehe! How selfish of me ;D
 1fanku

now that you've brought that up Jelzi i've always wondered what is so interesting about sims and talking about weather lol ? ;D 2hug

Sims are so RANDOM! Its halirious! 1pickle

that is so true lol. ;D

 :D

Yeah, it's just like my sim is talking about rats and then heads straight to the conversation about suns & clouds, then switches to make-up and Sci-fi. What's wrong with them??

They have the attention span of hamsters on crack??

bahahahahaha see why paden is awesome she's so funny. ;D

Can't say I ever got into translating my sims' conversations, but I have noticed that pregnant sims (and sims talking to pregnant sims) will use a different pacifier icon, not the traditional one, when they talk about babies. This one looks more "handmade" and comes in softer colors. Anyone knows why this happens? I always thought it was because the sims in question tended to romanticize the idea of having a baby for the benefit of the expecting mother.

They have ADHD, I swear. "Oh, look at my shoes? Don't you love fashion? So, then I saw ghost the other night and, oh yeah, my shoes! But oh, I was robbed! And there are aliens out there! Mmmmm.... grilled cheeeeeese."

when i was playing a couple days ago i swear i head my sims say that's a bunch of tapioca or however you spell they word lol. :p ;D

They know my wife?  They forgot the random chicken sightings...

This reminds me so much of "The American Dream" by Edward Albee.

ITs fun to make up sims conversations...I always do it when I play the game but forget about it later. Its terrible really but they have the most random speech bubble thoughts while doing things.

LOL I usually read the think bubbles and try to think up what their conversation is about. Sometimes I also just listen to their conversation and pull out words I recognize. Sim conversations are pretty much just a bunch of words from different languages. I'm learning french, so I'm always listening for french words :)

sims conversations are quite amusing hehe i could've sworn i heard my sim tell another sim to go to hell lol. ;D 1rofl

I don't know if it was the painkillers, but I swore I caught my self-sim trying to proposition another Sim for...uh...woohoo.

SimJenna: "I like woohoo!"
OtherSim: "I like woohoo too!"
SimJenna: "So, I got a lot of money..."

*SimJenna gestures to the other Sim that she thinks she's hot*

rofl jenna that is just epic. 1laugh 1rofl

Lol. Now thanks to all you guys, almost every conversation the Sims have cracks me up.

haha same here hehe. :D

This is exactly what I do for my storylines.