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The "World Traveller Dactylograph" by BeOSBoxBoy
First Installment of the Post-Modernist Office.



Not just a typewriter, but a dactylograph!  Once a gate-way to all the mail slots of the world, fortune, power, and fame!  Before the Interweb, there was hard copy, and hard copy was and is the most sound means of communication! Start your new empire or close out the books on your fading empire with the "World Traveller Dactylograph" by BeOSBoxBoy.

Cloned from the Maxis base object "Bowl of Fruit" - at least one EP may be required, base game only compatibility is not guaranteed.  CEP is required. Get CEP here -> http://cep.modthesims2.com/ (http://cep.modthesims2.com/)

This item will display in miscellaneous decorative items by type and the study by room.  It costs §150.

Poly-count Information:
Faces: 1086
Vertices: 1220

Usage Policy:
This object may be recoloured without permission.  The mesh may be included with your recolours on any site with credit to Marvine & BeOSBoxBoy.

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The "Police State Filing System" by BeOSBoxBoy
Second Installment of the Post-Modernist Office.



Not just a filing cabinet, but also an end table! Before the digital era, there was hard copy, and hard copy was and is the most sound means of record keeping! Start your new empire or hang on to your oppressive régime with the "Police State Filing System" by BeOSBoxBoy.

Available in Decadent Aristocracy Gold, Faded Glory Blue, Failed Foreign Policy Green, Post-Industrial Mustard, Petite Bourgeoisie Pink, and Fading Empire Red.

Cloned from the Maxis base object "Contempto Adirondack End Table" - at least one EP may be required, base game only compatibility is not guaranteed. CEP is required. Get CEP here -> http://cep.modthesims2.com/ (http://cep.modthesims2.com/)

This item will display in end tables by type and the study by room. They cost: §90 - 2 drawers, §135 - 3 drawers, §180 - 4 drawers.

Poly-count Information:
2-drawers
Faces: 270
Vertices: 270

3-drawers
Faces: 398
Vertices: 391

4-drawers
Faces: 526
Vertices: 512

Get the complimenting decorative typewriter for this set above.

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This object may be recoloured without permission. The mesh may be included with your recolours on any site with credit to Marvine & BeOSBoxBoy.

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The "Shift Sergeant Desk" by BeOSBoxBoy
Third Installment of the Post-Modernist Office.

You don't have to commit a crime in order to have a seat in front of this desk. The designers at Acme Industries have taken a simple, ergonomic design, added a durable stain resistant surface, and added a metal edge-guard to make thumb-screws a thing of the past! All the functions of a 'real' business desk with none of the need for "due process". Maintain order in your police state with the "Shift Sergeant Desk" by BeOSBoxBoy.



Available in Decadent Aristocracy Gold, Faded Glory Blue, Failed Foreign Policy Green, Post-Industrial Mustard, Petite Bourgeoisie Pink, and Fading Empire Red.

Cloned from the Maxis base object "Home Office Desk by Quaint Design" - at least one EP may be required, base game only compatibility is not guaranteed. CEP is required. Get CEP here -> http://cep.modthesims2.com/ (http://cep.modthesims2.com/)

This item will display in desks items by type and the study by room. It costs: §900.

Poly-count Information:
Triangles: 740
Vertices: 893

Usage Policy:
This object may be recoloured without permission. The mesh may be included with your recolours on any site with credit to Marvine & BeOSBoxBoy.

This item may be included in lots uploaded to any Internet host EXCEPT THE EXCHANGE! The Exchange is evil and a black pit of intellectual property theft. If you upload this or any work by Marvine & BeOSBoxBoy to the Exchange very bad things may happen to you - you could start voting Republican or you may start believing that people like you when they really don't. So beware!

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The "Chief Detective Sidebar" by BeOSBoxBoy
Fourth Installment of the Post-Modernist Office.

Sometimes a desk isn't big enough when you are applying some "english" to a suspect, what you need is a broad surface area to hold down your suspect as you "bad cop" partner applies a liberal dose of rubber hose. The designers at Acme Industries have taken a simple, ergonomic design, added a durable stain resistant surface, and added a metal edge-guard to make thumb-screws a thing of the past! All the functions of a 'real' table with none of the need for "due process". Maintain order in your police state with the "Chief Detective Sidebar" by BeOSBoxBoy.



Available in Decadent Aristocracy Gold, Faded Glory Blue, Failed Foreign Policy Green, Post-Industrial Mustard, Petite Bourgeoisie Pink, and Fading Empire Red.

Cloned from the Maxis base object "The Talking Table" - at least one EP may be required, base game only compatibility is not guaranteed. CEP is required. Get CEP here -> http://cep.modthesims2.com/ (http://cep.modthesims2.com/)

This item will display in dining tables by type and the study by room. It costs: §275.

Poly-count Information:
Triangles: 620
Vertices: 581

Usage Policy:
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The "District Attorney Bookcase" by BeOSBoxBoy
Fifth Installment of the Post-Modernist Office.

Sometimes you need to find the loop hole in the law that will allow you to deprive a suspect of civil liberties. The thoughtful designers at Acme Industries have this solution for your legal library! All the functions of a 'real' law library with none of the need for "due process". Maintain order in your police state with the "District Attorney Bookcase" by BeOSBoxBoy.



Available in Decadent Aristocracy Gold, Faded Glory Blue, Failed Foreign Policy Green, Post-Industrial Mustard, Petite Bourgeoisie Pink, and Fading Empire Red.

Cloned from the Maxis base object "Double-Helix Designer Bookshelf" - at least one EP may be required, base game only compatibility is not guaranteed. CEP is required. Get CEP here -> http://cep.modthesims2.com/ (http://cep.modthesims2.com/)

This item will display in bookcases by type and the study by room. It costs: §650.

Poly-count Information:
Triangles: 820
Vertices: 480

Usage Policy:
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The "Overlord Wall Cabinet" by BeOSBoxBoy
Sixth installment of the Post-Modernist Office

Especial thanks to LyricLee (Exnem Sims (http://exnemsims.com/)) for help locating a gun model with reasonably low poly-count.  The gun 3D model is by Somchith Vongprachanh and is available as a free item from Turbosquid (http://www.turbosquid.com/).

When your desk and sidebar are otherwise occupied with less that sophisticated data-mining techniques, you need a place to store the paper and pens for confessions, bags of pay-off money, and rubber hoses.  The fine men at Acme have a solution that is fool proof!  The "Overlord Wall Cabinet" will give you the upper hand!



Available in Decadent Aristocracy Gold, Faded Glory Blue, Failed Foreign Policy Green, Post-Industrial Mustard, Petite Bourgeoisie Pink, and Fading Empire Red.

Cloned from "Olive Peynter's City SkyScape" base object - at least one EP may be required, base game only compatibility is not guaranteed. CEP is required. Get CEP here -> http://cep.modthesims2.com/.

NOTA BENE:  If you are using the glass mod that makes the glass of the base object 100% transparent, I cannot vouch that this item will be as depicted in your game.

Poly-Count Data:
With gun, handcuffs, ammunition boxes, and citation pads
Faces: 2340
Vertices: 2159

Empty (not pictured)
Faces: 192
Vertices: 224

The "Opiated Overlord Wall Cabinet" by BeOSBoxBoy
Ninth installment of the Post-Modernist Office

When you have a splitting headache from knocking heads all day, you need relief.  And a hard-working drone of the police state needs a stronger medicine than aspirin to kill the pain of his crimes.  Acme Pharmaceuticals has a solution that is fool proof!  The "Opiated Overlord Wall Cabinet" will give you the upper hand!



Available in Decadent Aristocracy Gold, Faded Glory Blue, Failed Foreign Policy Green, Post-Industrial Mustard, Petite Bourgeoisie Pink, and Fading Empire Red.

Cloned from "Olive Peynter's City SkyScape" base object - at least one EP may be required, base game only compatibility is not guaranteed. CEP is required. Get CEP here -> http://cep.modthesims2.com/.

Poly-Count Data:
Faces: 1290
Vertices: 1086

Usage Policy:
This object may be recoloured without permission. The mesh may be included with your recolours on any site with credit to Marvine & BeOSBoxBoy.

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The "Civil Liberties Dustbin" by BeOSBoxBoy
Seventh Installment of the Post-Modernist Office.

When you deprive a suspect of civil liberties, you need a means of getting rid of them. The thoughtful designers at Acme Industries have developed a solution! Dispose of unwanted evidence and civil liberties in your police state with the "Civil Liberties Dustbin" by BeOSBoxBoy.



Available in Decadent Aristocracy Gold, Faded Glory Blue, Failed Foreign Policy Green, Post-Industrial Mustard, Petite Bourgeoisie Pink, and Fading Empire Red.

Cloned from the Maxis base object "Narcisco Rubbish Bin" - at least one EP may be required, base game only compatibility is not guaranteed. CEP is required. Get CEP here -> http://cep.modthesims2.com/

This item will display in miscellaneous by type and the study by room. It costs: §45.

Poly-count Information:
Triangles: 336
Vertices: 309

Usage Policy:
This object may be recoloured without permission. The mesh may be included with your recolours on any site with credit to Marvine & BeOSBoxBoy.

This item may be included in lots uploaded to any Internet host EXCEPT THE EXCHANGE! The Exchange is evil and a black pit of intellectual property theft. If you upload this or any work by Marvine & BeOSBoxBoy to the Exchange very bad things may happen to you - you could start voting Republican or you may start believing that people like you when they really don't. So beware!

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The "Police Informant Refreshment System" by BeOSBoxBoy
Eighth installment in the Post-Modernist Office

Selling out your friends and family is drying work. When you are feeling parched after ratting out your grandmother for having a photo of the former El Presidente over the mantel instead of the current Generalissimo or your friends for having silly liberal ideas, stop by the "Police Informant Refreshment System" by Acme Industries.  The clever lads at Acme have even made this simple water cooler a table!



Available in Decadent Aristocracy Gold, Faded Glory Blue, Failed Foreign Policy Green, Post-Industrial Mustard, Petite Bourgeoisie Pink, and Fading Empire Red.

Cloned from the "Gliteri & Co. Trieste End Table" base game object - at least one EP may be required, base game only compatibility is not guaranteed. CEP is required. Get CEP here -> http://cep.modthesims2.com/.

Poly-count Information:
Faces: 2161
Vertices: 1836

Usage Policy:
This object may be recoloured without permission. The mesh may be included with your recolours on any site with credit to Marvine & BeOSBoxBoy.

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The "Proleteriat Coffee & End Table" by BeOSBoxBoy
Tenth and eleventh installments of the Post-Modernist Office

Get a table that's for the workers by the workers.  Amce Industries' prison factories craft these durable goods in sweatshop conditions worthy of Kathy Lee! These items are must have!  Really, they are, our Fearless Leader gets 10% off the top of the sales, so you better buy one if you know what is good for you!



Available in Decadent Aristocracy Gold, Faded Glory Blue, Failed Foreign Policy Green, Post-Industrial Mustard, Petite Bourgeoisie Pink, and Fading Empire Red.

Proleteriat Coffee Table

Cloned from the 'Scraps Ranch "CafeMate" Coffee Table' base game object - at least one EP may be required, base game only compatibility is not guaranteed. CEP is required. Get CEP here -> http://cep.modthesims2.com/.

Poly-count Information:
Faces: 618
Vertices: 723

Proleteriat End Table

Cloned from the "Contempto Adirondack End Table" base game object - at least one EP may be required, base game only compatibility is not guaranteed. CEP is required. Get CEP here -> http://cep.modthesims2.com/.

Poly-count Information:
Faces: 882
Vertices: 752

Usage Policy:
This object may be recoloured without permission. The mesh may be included with your recolours on any site with credit to Marvine & BeOSBoxBoy.

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SUGGESTED DOWNLOAD:
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The "7-Year Plan Coffee Urn" by BeOSBoxBoy
Twelfth installment of the Post-Modernist Office

The "7-Year Plan Coffee Urn" is for the hardened coffee-drinking men and women who are up all night listening to your conversations, tapping your phones, and going through your trash for signs of sedition and treason.  So-called because it is rumoured this coffee urn brews enough coffee to last seven years!



Cloned from the "Bowl of Plastic Fruit" base game object - at least one EP may be required, base game only compatibility is not guaranteed. CEP is required. Get CEP here -> http://cep.modthesims2.com/.

Poly-count Information:
Faces: 1405
Vertices: 1191

Usage Policy:
This object may be recoloured without permission. The mesh may be included with your recolours on any site with credit to Marvine & BeOSBoxBoy.

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"7-Year Plan Doughnuts" by BeOSBoxBoy
Thirteenth installment of the Post-Modernist Office

Fresh (sic) from the Chewy Cud Bakery to your office, these durable pasteries will keep the men and women of your police state's crime scene investigation unit on the job or on the can. Yosh Schmenke, CEO of Chewy Cud Bakery (and brother-in-law of our Fearless Leader), claims that eating these doughnuts is a statement of loyalty... he ain't kidding.  These doughnuts are to bread products what automobile tyres are to fruit.



Cloned from "Bowl of Plastic Fruit" base game object - at least one EP may be required, base game only compatibility is not guaranteed. CEP is required. Get CEP here -> http://cep.modthesims2.com/

Poly-count Information:
Triangles: 2858
Vertices: 2198

Usage Policy:
This object may be recoloured without permission. The mesh may be included with your recolours on any site with credit to Marvine & BeOSBoxBoy.

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The "Secret State Police Filing System" by BeOSBoxBoy
Fourteenth installment of the Post-Modernist Office

Files that do not exist need cabinets that do not exist.  Hidden in basements and bunkers beneath the work-a-day world, the "Secret State Police Filing System" does not exist, and you should not ask if it does!



Cloned from "Curvaceous Colonial End Table" - at least one EP may be required, base game only compatibility is not guaranteed. CEP is required. Get CEP here -> http://cep.modthesims2.com/

NOTE BENE - This item will sink into walls at the back - it is a trade-off - I made them this size so they could be placed back to back with no gap.

Poly-count Information:
Faces: 824
Vertices: 764

Usage Policy:
This object may be recoloured without permission. The mesh may be included with your recolours on any site with credit to Marvine & BeOSBoxBoy.

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The "Ash Tyrant Public Ashtray" by BeOSBoxBoy
Fifteenth installment of the Post-Modernist Office

This product of a by-gone era was once commonplace in every office building in the civilised world.  But, no longer, thanks to health-minded tyranny this butt-can is relegated to un-enlightened nations where you are still free to smoke in public.



Cloned from "Narcisco Rubbish Bin" base game object - at least one EP may be required, base game only compatibility is not guaranteed. CEP is required. Get CEP here -> http://cep.modthesims2.com/.

Poly-count Information:
Faces: 300
Vertices: 311

Usage Policy:
This object may be recoloured without permission. The mesh may be included with your recolours on any site with credit to Marvine & BeOSBoxBoy.

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The "Kanagroo Trial Defendant Bench" by BeOSBoxBoy
Sixteenth installment of the Post-Modernist Office

Hard and short of comfortable, short but stout, this bench seats two: You and your state appointed lawyer (if any) to use as you await justice (sic). The "Kanagroo Trial Defendant Bench" provides the function of a sitting surface. They say confession is good for the soul, but in the police state it's mandatory!



Cloned from the "Zecutime Cityside Loveseat" base game object - at least one EP may be required, base game only compatibility is not guaranteed. CEP is required. Get CEP here -> http://cep.modthesims2.com/ (http://cep.modthesims2.com/)

Poly-count information:
Faces: 504
Vertices: 490

Usage Policy:
This object may be recoloured without permission. The mesh may be included with your recolours on any site with credit to Marvine & BeOSBoxBoy.

This item may be included in lots uploaded to any Internet host EXCEPT THE EXCHANGE! The Exchange is evil and a black pit of intellectual property theft. If you upload this or any work by Marvine & BeOSBoxBoy to the Exchange very bad things may happen to you - you could start voting Republican or you may start believing that people like you when they really don't. So beware!

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The "Ministry of Propaganda Visual Disseminator" by BeOSBoxBoy
Seventeenth installment of the Post-Modernist Office

When the state news organ wants you to know something, they want you to know it fast!  The social scientists at Amce Radiotronic have made this reliable piece of technical equiptment that offers the amazing feature of two state engineering!  This television can monitor the activities of your restless masses in both 'on' and 'off' states!



Available in Decadent Aristocracy Gold, Faded Glory Blue, Failed Foreign Policy Green, Post-Industrial Mustard, Petite Bourgeoisie Pink, and Fading Empire Red.

Cloned from 'Trottco 27" MultiVid IV Television' base game object - at least one EP may be required, base game only compatibility is not guaranteed. CEP is required. Get CEP here -> http://cep.modthesims2.com/ (http://cep.modthesims2.com/)

Poly-count Information:
Triangles: 1094
Vertices: 1255

I wanted to make this bad boy smoke and spark like the old one we had when I was a kid - but it proved beyond my skills.  The monolithic beast we had was black-and-white only and would shock the bejezus out of you if you touched the shiney metal parts.  This is as close as I could come without creating a way more complicated bit of machinery than was needed.

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(http://www.insimenator.net/images/icons/icon4.gif) Note to recolourists: the legs and metal parts on the front are the "TV" part, and the rest is the "Stand" part.

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The "Chancellor's One-Hit-Wonder" by BeOSBoxBoy
and
The "Ministry of War's Answer" by BeOSBoxBoy
Eighteenth & nineteenth installments of the Post-Modernist Office.

"We've always been at war with Eurasia."

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The "Chancellor's One-Hit-Wonder" (description)
A free-flowing musical masterpiece, "Chancellor's One-Hit-Wonder" is a daring piece of introspective diplomacy, a unique piece of foreign policy, and -- as with it's sister poece -- a segment of steel reminiscent of a mother's love.

Cloned from '"Immobile Chimes" Mobile in Steel' - at least one EP may be required, base game only compatibility is not guaranteed. CEP is required. Get CEP here -> http://cep.modthesims2.com/ (http://cep.modthesims2.com/)

This item will display in scultptures by type and the study by room. It costs: §1500 - cheaper in quantity! See the "Ministry of War's Answer" below!

The "Ministry of War's Answer" (description)
Are you having problems with wayward neighbouring states? The Ministry of War's Answer is a remarkable combination dimplomacy and protector. The beautiful curved design attracts only good doiplomatic Karma, while the green, central, cylinder funnels any bad diplomatic Karma away. Best of all, the open ended design allows it to be easily moved to any part of the world in need of an instant boost of positive energy.

Cloned from "The My-Chi Sculpture Form" - at least one EP may be required, base game only compatibility is not guaranteed. CEP is required. Get CEP here -> http://cep.modthesims2.com/ (http://cep.modthesims2.com/)

This item will display in sculptures by type and the study by room. It costs: §2500.

Poly-count Information:
The "Chancellor's One-Hit-Wonder" - single bomb
Faces: 894
Vertices: 798

The "Ministry of War's Answer" - group of 3 bombs
Faces: 2606
Vertices: 2242

Usage Policy:
This object may be recoloured without permission. The mesh may be included with your recolours on any site with credit to Marvine & BeOSBoxBoy.

This item may be included in lots uploaded to any Internet host EXCEPT THE EXCHANGE! The Exchange is evil and a black pit of intellectual property theft. If you upload this or any work by Marvine & BeOSBoxBoy to the Exchange very bad things may happen to you - you could start voting Republican or you may start believing that people like you when they really don't. So beware!

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The "Ministry of Justice's Obfuscation" by BeOSBoxBoy
Twentieth installment of the Post-Modernist Office.

A tribute to all the men and women who help develop legal systems that are unintelligible and inefficient.

Sometimes you need to give the people symbols they can recognise and understand, this is called "obfuscation" -- so in your police state, you need a symbol for justice (sic) that the people can rely on.  Made of cold-hearted marble and greedy gold, this masterwork of obfuscation communitcates to your unwashed masses that "money equals justice".



Cloned from "SimCity at Night" - at least one EP may be required, base game only compatibility is not guaranteed. CEP is required. Get CEP here -> http://cep.modthesims2.com/ (http://cep.modthesims2.com/)

This item will display in wall-hangings by type, and the study and outdoors by room.

NOTA BENE - this item is meant for two-wall height areas to maintain the overstated pseudo-classical effect of real Halls of Justice (sic).

Poly-count Information:
Faces: 1615
Vertices: 1594

Usage Policy:
This object may be recoloured without permission. The mesh may be included with your recolours on any site with credit to Marvine & BeOSBoxBoy.

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"Hero of the Revolution" by Marvine & BeOSBoxBoy
Twenty-first Installment of the Post-Modernist Office.

Special thanks to Marvine for being smarter than me and figuring out a smoothing problem.
Special thanks to Kavar for his help with the laurel wreath.
Special thanks to Louis (Ren) of SimCribbling/MTS2 for her skintones which were modified for the bust texture.

A nation is driven forward by the ambition and dedication of its heroic people. Sometimes one stands out among the others (usually a relative of the Fearless Leader) that deserves especial note.  Such is our young "Hero of the Revolution".



Cloned from 'Museé Public "Collection Sculpture"' - at least one EP may be required, base game only compatibility is not guaranteed. CEP is required. Get CEP here -> http://cep.modthesims2.com/ (http://cep.modthesims2.com/)

Available in Futurist Chrome, Resolved Iron, and Popularist Bronze; base available in Cold-Hearted Marble or Serious Black.

This item will display in sculptures items by type and the study by room.

Poly-count Information:
Faces: 3031
Vertices: 2353

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"Fire of the Revolution" Lighting System



I ran short on sassy descriptions, thus the break in the pace of posting.  I am sorry that the 2-tile light is Uni EP req'd, but it was the best match for the lighting radiance I had found :([/SIZE][/FONT]

As you may already know, this is a series of items based on my idea of realism that is conspicuous by its absence in The Sims 2. It is a body of work I dedicate to a group of marvelous artists that make items that I use extensively in my game: ::smilieiforgetwhi::Cyclonesue (http://www.thesimsresource.com/artists/Cyclonesue)::smilieiforgetwhi:: (TSR), Katy_76 (http://www.pc-sims.com/smb/smb.php) (Sims Mod Board), Olemantiker (http://www.insimenator.net/forumdisplay.php?f=197) (InSIM, etc), ::smilieiforgetwhi::Padre333 (http://www.thesimsresource.com/artists/padre333/)::smilieiforgetwhi:: (TSR), Shakeshaft (http://www.thesimsresource.com/artists/Shakeshaft) (TSR), ::smilieiforgetwhi::ShannaniSims (http://www.thesimsresource.com/artists/Shannanigan)::smilieiforgetwhi:: (TSR etc), Solander (http://www.pimp-my-sims.com/) (Pimp-my-Sims), Suzanne (http://suigetu.eco.to/) (Sim People & Me), Windkeeper (http://www.thesimsresource.com/artists/Windkeeper) (TSR etc).
 
These items may be recoloured without explicit permission - give credit to Marvine & BeOSBoxBoy.
 
Except where marked "InSIMenator Exclusive" - You may include the base mesh with your recolours.
 
If you wish to use the 3D-models used in this project to learn or to modify for your own projects, they are available for FREE here: http://www.insimenator.org/showthread.php?t=33824 - you may use them in whole or in part without even crediting me! Yes, I made them, but it is about the game, not about me.
 
These items may be included in lots that you share with people - except the Exchange. The only place that this body of work is forbidden for use is the Exchange. The Exchange is evil and a black pit of intellectual property theft. If you upload this or any work by Marvine & BeOSBoxBoy to the Exchange very bad things may happen to you - you could start voting Republican or you may start believing that people like you when they really don't. So beware!
 
So to re-cap: DON'T UPLOAD THIS OR ANY OF MARVINE & BEOSBOXBOY'S WORK TO THE EXCHANGE!
 
Other than that, be nice to one another, share your creations, and have fun.

Suggested Downloads:
- Post-Modernist Collection Files (http://www.insimenator.org/showthread.php?t=58544)
 

UPDATE 18 May 2007: the transparency problem was corrected through the surgical skills of Monshanjik, so a big squishy man hug to him.  Please re-download this object, the corrected file will over-write to old buggy one.

Far from perfect, I never was able to figure out how to make the rings on the sprial notebook work right; but after much beating and name-calling of various versions of SimPE, a new item for your post-modern needs.

You may clone, copy, recolour, redistribute, fold, spindle, or mutilate as you see fit.

There is a recolour of the Maxis Penn Station wood chair that matches the table, filing cabinet, and this desk attached as well.

CEP is required for these to work, as usual.

Enjoy :)

wow thanks for all these grate props

Thank you.

Nevermind...they popped up right after my silly question!  Thanks!

I think I had even more fun reading the descriptions than downloading them all. I'm stii laughing my %&$ off. Thanks for both! :worship:

Thank you for all ,beos they are absolutely great.
Much appreciated.:worship:

What an amazing set. Thank you so much!

once again you are my hero! thank you form making the sims two a more down to earth place, now I'm off to play with all these goodies!

Excellent!

This set is awesome! And you managed to make the descriptions entertaining too, so it was fun to read them. :) Thanks for a great set!

I agree, great stuff and really funny bits to read! :)

Thanks! The gates are probably my favorite.
*Note to self: Beos=Marvine

Thanks that sooo good job, I downloaded those all :)

Good job, I like these. Thank you very much. :)