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Title: Donation Set: Los Hoyos – Seasons Required Post by: Micco on March 31, 2007, 05:27:17 pm Due to increased operation costs caused by the elimination of pay sites, it has become necessary to increase our exposure to the TS2 downloading world by subjecting ourselves to the condemnation and subsequent bandwidth reduction caused by the deliberate misrepresentation that the My Insane Construction Company and its subsidiary collegiate entity, Woohoo U, are forevermore donation only downloads.
We do not ask much, a mere §500 per sim donation from each sim in every neighborhood in your game (required prior to download.) They’re worth it, right? Where do you want your sim to go to college, L’comedy Grenada or Woohoo U? Pay the money; have them well educated before they embark on their adult life. A Woohoo U. education has carried many a sim luxuriously to his grave. FAQ What is required? You must purchase all lots on this page at the price of a mere §500 per sim from each sim in every neighborhood in your game. Proceeds go to ensure that everyone here has a good time (unless they are those that insist on being subject to ridicule in which case they get what they ask for.) My sims are all poor and most don’t have §500 to spare. Can’t I just send you cash instead? Yes, that is allowed. Please send any cash, gold, gemstones, jewelry, credit cards, etc to: The Dean Vernon Wormer Administration Building Campus of Woohoo U. Fort Hope, San Serriffe OU812 What happens if I don’t pay? Some people will be along shortly to break… er… I mean help you. I can see the download links, what happens if I click on them and don’t pay? Since the previous question didn’t help you, please don’t be alarmed at the loud sounds outside your window. They will subside once you have been subdued. I have managed to download all your stuff without paying. What are you going to do about it?! Nothing :D Absolutely nothing :D I have managed to download all your stuff without paying before you enabled the pay system, what happens to me? Your hard drive will reformat itself automatically within the next 3 seconds. Should it fail to do so, please hit the any key repeatedly until it does. (Sorry, it’s a bug in the software. Programming has us assured it will be fixed in the next patch.) Can I catch fish at the library? Yes but you will not see them until they are in your sim’s hand. Is this for real? Yes, yes it is. It is April onced and the day is gnu. My sims are horny, time to go fishing. Can I ask one more question? You just did. Can I build on these lots and share what I build? That’s two questions but yes you may. There are two restrictions though: 1. You may not post to the exchange. 2. If you post them to a pay site you must send me a link to it so I can get it posted on Paysites Must Be Destroyed. Lot Data: An Empty Lot, Half Under Water (both versions) Size: 3x4 Cost: §6800 Custom Content: None A Hole in the Ground with Water (both versions) Size: 6x5 Cost: §18,500 Custom Content: None Title: Donation Set: Los Hoyos – Seasons Required Post by: kere on April 01, 2007, 12:08:29 am very exotic!! :D
Title: Donation Set: Los Hoyos – Seasons Required Post by: kathy on April 01, 2007, 12:51:29 am ommfg Just what I always wanted !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111111111111111111111111
Title: Donation Set: Los Hoyos – Seasons Required Post by: Cinamun on April 01, 2007, 01:32:34 am <--cracking the hell up
You guys rock but on a serious note, do you take debit cards? *ahem* Title: Donation Set: Los Hoyos – Seasons Required Post by: xxJessicaxx on April 01, 2007, 01:33:53 am This looks lovely dear, how much?
Title: Donation Set: Los Hoyos – Seasons Required Post by: kathy on April 01, 2007, 01:34:58 am Yes, I take debit cards, cc's, midgets.
Title: Donation Set: Los Hoyos – Seasons Required Post by: Paden on April 01, 2007, 01:44:16 am Oooh, ooooh, I got a midget! Now, gimme!
Title: Donation Set: Los Hoyos – Seasons Required Post by: Frog_Man on April 01, 2007, 03:08:36 am Here, have my dog!
Title: Donation Set: Los Hoyos – Seasons Required Post by: Micco on April 01, 2007, 06:01:43 am Please try to stay on topic here, people are trying to spend money :happy8:
Title: Donation Set: Los Hoyos – Seasons Required Post by: marvine on April 01, 2007, 06:42:42 am How much would that be in midgets? Because I really want them!!!
Title: Donation Set: Los Hoyos – Seasons Required Post by: Elven_Ranger on April 01, 2007, 07:34:09 am Very cute! SO worth those midgets.... here, have several *throws random midgets at Micco*
Title: Donation Set: Los Hoyos – Seasons Required Post by: Cinamun on April 01, 2007, 08:58:16 am *grabs random midget, combs his hair and puts a nice tie on him*
SOLD! Title: Donation Set: Los Hoyos – Seasons Required Post by: Micco on April 01, 2007, 09:03:20 am Why is that tie made out of thick rope?
Title: Donation Set: Los Hoyos – Seasons Required Post by: kim on April 01, 2007, 09:09:07 am omg it's beautiful. *throws midget at Micco* gimme gimme
Title: Donation Set: Los Hoyos – Seasons Required Post by: Odd Person on April 01, 2007, 09:56:21 am Will you take meadow muffins in exchange. I make a mean muffin.
Title: Donation Set: Los Hoyos – Seasons Required Post by: Micco on April 01, 2007, 10:04:28 am I will accept those muffins but you must include a few road apples as well. The midgets like fruit.
Title: Donation Set: Los Hoyos – Seasons Required Post by: wawayaya on April 01, 2007, 01:15:37 pm What about the rights to the first born?
Title: Donation Set: Los Hoyos – Seasons Required Post by: Micco on April 01, 2007, 01:30:50 pm Children are not acceptable as payment no matter how old they are; too messy.
Title: Donation Set: Los Hoyos – Seasons Required Post by: Amber1981 on April 01, 2007, 02:11:20 pm Oh my, what a gorgeous lot! lol :D
Title: Donation Set: Los Hoyos – Seasons Required Post by: Lilwen on April 01, 2007, 02:25:03 pm Thanks just what i needed, midgets in post.
Title: Donation Set: Los Hoyos – Seasons Required Post by: Innocent on April 01, 2007, 02:27:39 pm Ummm if my self sim gos umm fishing with your self sim can I have it for free?
Title: Donation Set: Los Hoyos – Seasons Required Post by: Micco on April 01, 2007, 03:21:37 pm If you can find my self sim you may have it for free :D
Title: Donation Set: Los Hoyos – Seasons Required Post by: Sandman&Co on April 01, 2007, 06:40:49 pm I offer Two midgets....I'm broke .......ya know kids n wife and all.
Title: Donation Set: Los Hoyos – Seasons Required Post by: Micco on April 01, 2007, 06:57:31 pm Only two? Ok, I'll give you one version of one of the lots for that. Which one do you want?
Title: Donation Set: Los Hoyos – Seasons Required Post by: verenaheu on April 02, 2007, 07:42:28 am It´s great, can we pay in simoleons, too?
:laugh: Title: Donation Set: Los Hoyos – Seasons Required Post by: Micco on April 02, 2007, 10:19:25 am Absolutely! Moniques bank hack is handling all those transactions.
Title: Donation Set: Los Hoyos – Seasons Required Post by: nova-storm on August 23, 2007, 11:51:50 pm you freaking dork... * throws Black Périgord Truffle's at Micco.* Where is the Whoo Hoo U now! and when do I get my Cheese Cake.
Title: Donation Set: Los Hoyos – Seasons Required Post by: PoppieSkat on August 30, 2007, 06:30:31 pm Gorgeous gorgeous so gorgoeus I have to say SPAM just to come back to my senses...
*offers micco a gold coin* har har its made of chocolate......*clicks download button and moves to antarctica..* I love your humor micco, please keep it up, if age isnt the death of me yo might be lol |