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 My name is Johnnie Rae Walker. Insert your hilarious joke here. Believe me I've heard them all. Bet you had no idea my parents like to drink...ALOT. I'm a 24 year old whose the head of a huge research lab, I'm smart, and well off. I'm also the biggest dating disaster you'll meet. My first and last successful relationship was when I was 12. Roger Wilson was my first kiss and my first real boyfriend. We lasted for 2 months and I was the one who dumped him. Now I'm the one getting dumped. I had to relocate because of work so I'm hoping this new town will bring me some good dating luck.



 This is me and my chihuahua Bella. My mom gave her to me as a going away present. She thought giving me a cat would be bad luck. She didn't want her only child to be forever known as the crazy cat lady. Bella's a real good dog most of the time. Sure she shredded my new shoes and my favorite thong, but I'm willing to forgive her. I decided to take her for a long walk since I have a date tonight. Sherry from work set me up on a blind date with Jason....something or other. I can't remember. Wish me luck cause I'm going to need it.



I'm not sure if this is a bad sign. Not only do I have to pick Jason up(he doesn't drive) but I have to pay too. I'm a modern woman and all but me paying on the first date. Sherry never said why I had to pay. Guess I'll have to ask her at work tomorrow. Okay so he's good looking but he has a horrible fashion sense. If things go well between us we'll definately have to work on it. Thankfully Chez Marco isn't too far. Jason doesn't seem to be in the mood for small talk, he just blasted the radio. So much for trying to get to know him, the rude little b#^$@#d!



Like it or not he's going to have to talk to me. Great now all I have to do is think of something to talk about. Let's try work.
"So Jason what do you do for work? Sherry never told me."
Jason cringed before answering. "I..uh got laid off. Cut backs."
Oops. Guess I know why I'm paying. Moving on.
"Is the weather here always so nice? If it is maybe you could show me a good place to go fishing."
Jason shrugged and looked around. "It's pretty nice most of the time. I guess you could try Killaire Lake. I've heard the fishing there's good. I'm not too into fishing myself."
My Goddess he's impossible. Where in the world is that waiter with our food?



Finally things are starting to look up. Now that the food's here Jason seems real eager to talk. Maybe he was just hungry.
"I hope you don't think I'm rude for asking but is Johnnie Walker your real name?"
I laughed nearly choking on my food. "Yeah it is. My parents LOVE TO DRINK."
"Never would have guessed. Oh congratulations. Sherry told me you moved here because you got a promotion."
"Thanks. Yeah I was promoted to head researcher. Which just means I'm doing the same stuff I was before, but now I have more paperwork. What I really want to do is become a vererinarian."
"That's great. I love animals. I was thinking about getting a dog before I got laid off."
"I have Bella, my chihuahua. My mom's going away gift."
"Oh you have to try this filet minon. It's so good."
This is nice. It's been awhile since I've had a guy feed me. He's right, it's incredible.



There was silence again but this time it wasn't awkward. The waiter took my plate and went to get the check while Jason finished his filet minon. I was a little surprised when he put his hand on mine and looked into my eyes.
"I'm having a really good time tonight, Johnnie. Most girls would have bailed when they found out they had to pick me up and pay for dinner. It's nice to know you're different."
I'll just keep the part about me almost bailing to myself. And the part about me being desperate. No need to damage his self esteem anymore.
"There's nothing wrong with a woman paying for dinner. So what would you like to do after you finish?"
"Let's go get some pictures from the photobooth. I want a souvenir of our first date."
Photobooth. That seems harmless enough.



Being alone in the photobooth with Jason was anything but harmless. He went from shy and self conscious to smooth and confident. He was kissing me and even more shocking was the fact that I was letting him.
"You are so beautiful, Johnnie," Jason whispered as he kissed my hand.
"T...T..Thank you," I stammered. What's wrong with me?! I don't stammer!
"I mean it. You have the most incredible eyes. I could get lost in them," he whispered as he kissed his way up my arm.
I was speechless. If you know me you know that almost never happens. I let him kiss his way to my neck. If I didn't stop him soon our first time would be in the alley behind Chez Marco.



I managed to pull myself away from Jason before I completely lost control of myself. He looked a little annoyed but he'd have to just get over it.
"I'm sorry, Johnnie. I guess I got a little carried away," Jason said, looking embarrassed.
"It's alright. I got a little carried away myself."
Great now he looked downright dejected. How can I explain to him that I enjoyed what he was doing and would have loved nothing more than to have him continue without sounding like a total tramp?
"Maybe you should take me home. It's getting kind of late."
I did something that caught both of us off guard. I jumped into Jason's arms and buried my face in his neck.
"Don't be upset. I really liked what you were doing. I just didn't want our first time to be in an alley."
Jason laughed. "Okay. But you still better take me home. You have work in the morning."



I got a nice surprise when I got home from an incredibly hectic day. Jason had a gorgeous bouquet of roses delivered to my house. Sherry must have given him my address. I put them in the livingroom and called Jason.
"Hello."
"I love them. They're gorgeous."
Jason chuckled. "I see you got the roses. Don't worry I gave Sherry the money and she ordered them for me Don't want you thinking I'm a stalker."
"The thought never crossed my mind. So would you like to come over for dinner tomorrow night? I was planning on making some lasagne with cheesecake for dessert."
"Sure. Sounds good. What time?"
"Is 8 alright? I've got a couple meetings."
"I'll be there."



After I got off the phone with Jason I got ready for bed, I was exhausted. I looked at my nightstand and saw the picture of us from the photobooth. I couldn't help wondering, had my luck finally changed? Or was this too good to be true? I did enjoy being with him and we did make a gorgeous couple. But would that be enough to keep a relationship going? Did we even have a relationship? All this relationship stuff is hurting my head. Guess I'll try and figure it out after I see how our second date goes.[/SIZE][/FONT][/B]

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Okay so the sesond date didn't start with lasagna like I had planned. Jason showed up early to "help out" but instead he hindered the process. I ended up burning the lasagna no thanks to him. I was slightly peeved since I was starving I had been looking forward to it all day. Jason saw how annoyed I was and started sweet talking me and of course I fell for it. I led him up to my bedroom. Jason only seemed interesting in kissing so me being an idiot let my guard down. That's when he made his move.
"Johnnie, I feel like I have to tell you this. I've never felt like this before with any girl. There's just something about you," Jason told me sincerely.
Cheesy, sure. But I bought it all the same.
"Really? It's been awhile since I felt like this."
I let Jason make love to me all night. It was incredible. Even more incredible was that he was there when I woke up in the morning. He even made me breakfast. My luck was really beginning to change.



When I got home from work Jason was gone. He didn't leave me a note, he was just gone. It's been two weeks since I've heard from him. I've been calling him at least six times a day. I talked to Sherry about him and she hasn't heard from him either. I was getting the distinct feeling I was being used. I was getting annoyed with Jason. I decided to call him again.
"Jason, it me again. Johnnie. Remember me. Piercings, tattoos, red and black streaked hair. Oh yeah and we slept together two weeks ago. I'm not trying to stalk you, I just want to know what's going on with us. If there even is an us. If you don't want to see me just call me so I know if I should move on."
I hung up and paced around my livingroom. I really hate being used. If he wanted to use me the least he could do is be man enough to tell me.



Two months and still no word from Jason. Sherry is beginning to get worried too. Jason was....is one of her close friends and she hasn't heard from him either. I've given up calling him. Whatever relationship we might have had is over now. I decided to take up kickboxing to get rid of some of my frustration. I like pretending the bag is Jason. Work was getting tough, I'm taking night classes so I can got to Veterinary school, and I might be pregnant. Like my life isn't hectic enough. What am I going to do with a baby? As you can see I've never really been the motherly type. I'm dreading going to the doctor because in my mind if I don't go to the doctor than I'm not really pregnant. So my logic might not make sense to you but it helps me sleep at night.



Oh no!! I've got morning sickness and a nice little bump where my flat tummy used to be. I can't keep denying it. I'm pregnant. I'm thinking of putting the baby up for adoption. I'm sure there's a nice family that will be able to give it a better life than me. I'm a selfish workaholic. This baby deserves better. I've also got to have a nice long talk with my supervisor. Since I'm pregnant I won't be able to work in the lab. Lab animals and dangerous chemicals are no-nos for pregnant woman. I'm kind of scared that I might get fired. I've only been at the lab for six months so I'm probably replaceable. I feel like crying. Damn these hormones.



Here I am, six months along. I've been going to the doctor regularly like a good pregnant girl. When the doctor told me I was having a girl, I'll admit it, I was really excited. I'm still not sure if I'm keeping her, but I'm seriously thinking about it. I didn't get fired, thankfully. I've just been stuck doing paperwork and answering phones. It's easy work and I'm still getting my normal salary, but I miss the lab and the animals. I'm still going to night school even though it's starting to take its toll on me. But when I start doing too much she lets me know with a good kick to my kidneys or bladder.
"Hey Little One. I'm trying real hard not to get too attached. Well...more attached than I already am. After all we are sharing my body. I don't think I'm too good for you. I'll probably be a terrible mom. I'm selfish and I work too much. I'm sure there's a good family out there who will give you what you need," I told her as I rubbed my belly.



Sherry is a good friend or at least she tries to be. She set me up on another blind date with some clerk named David. I have no problem with him being a clerk but he refuses to take off his work apron. The only time he takes it off is when he sleeps and showers. Weird. Even weirder is that he has a thing for pregnant women. Lucky me. I only agreed to meet this guy cause Sherry still feels bad about Jason. David isn't bad looking but he seems a bit creepy.
"So Johnnie Walker huh? Did you know you were named after whiskey? Did your parents like to drink?"
"Yeah I know I'm named after whiskey and yeah my parents LOVE to drink."
"You know it's not safe for pregnant women to drink," David snapped.
"I don't drink you idiot!"
Sherry is so going to pay for this.



My "date" with David is going downhill. He is obsessed with trying to rub my belly even though I've told him not to. He just does not get the hint. I do not want this guy touching me.
"Do you know who the baby's father is," David asked me suddenly.
Is he trying to suggest something? What does it matter to him?
"Yeah. Her dad is an ex."
"So I guess you're putting the baby up for adoption then."
I'm getting really aggravated with this guy.
"No I've decided to keep HER," I informed him coldly.
"What?! You're an idiot. You can't raise the baby on your own."
"Yes I can. I have a good job and I'm very responsible."
"But you're not very bright. The baby deserves better than just you."
"That is it! I've had it with you. GET OUT OF MY HOUSE!!"
Who does he think he is? Calling me an idiot! Insinuating I'm not going to be a good mom. He is so lucky my belly's so big or else I might have used him as a punching bag.



After two pints of Ben & Jerry's and a nice hot bubblebath I was ready for bed. But once I got into bed and I tried to sleep I couldn't. I had too much on my mind so I laid on my covers, thinking. I thought about Jason who even though he used me I couldn't help but wonder what happened to him. I wanted to tell him about his daughter. And now that I decided to keep her I hoped I was the kind of mom she deserved. I thought about how she's been restless the past few days, moving and kicking. I wondered if she was ready to come out. Part of me hoped she wasn't coming soon cause I was not ready for her, yet. I also had to think of a way to keep my mom from coming to help me with the baby. I love her dearly and appreciate her offer but she'll drive me batty. I better try and get some sleep before anymore terrifying thoughts pop into my head.



I'll spare you all the gory hospital pictures. Besides there was no way I was letting anyone take my picture with me looking that bad. Those would be known as blackmail pictures. Anyways on September 13th at 7:13 AM Anna Lynne Walker entered the world. She was a 6lb 5oz, 19 in squirming, screaming bundle of joy. She was so beautiful and perfect. And I was absolutely terrified, I'm a mom now. My life was...is going to change drastically. But I can handle it...I hope. It's a little nerve wracking knowing my life is going to be bottles, dirty diapers, and sleepless nights for awhile. How did my mom do this? I definately need to thank my mom for everything. Now I feel kind of bad for asking her not to come. She seemed to understand though. She even sent the Hello Kitty crib and changing table for Anna. I'll have to remember to ask mom if she had the overwhelming urge to check on me as often as I check on Anna.



Anna's two months old now and I've finally gotten a sleep pattern. I'm a little worried about how I'm going to manage all this when I go back to work. While she was taking her afternoon nap I decided I better pay some bills. I was putting them in the mailbox when Bella started barking at someone or something. I turned around and almost passed out. I was staring at Martin Agnelli, my first love. He was the captain of the football, wrestling, and baseball teams and I was the nerdy rebel. But somehow we were good together. Until he dumped me and broke my heart.
"Martin? Is that really you," I asked
"Yeah it me, Johnnie. So how's life treating you? You look really good," Martin said as he pulled me into a hug.
Goddess how I missed being in those arms. I didn't want to pull away and Martin didn't seem to eager to let me go either.
"I'm good, Martin. I actually had a baby a couple months ago. A little girl, her name is Anna," I mumured into his neck.
As I Martin and I talked with me still in his arms I couldn't help but wonder if my life was going to get even more complicated. A new baby, my struggle to become a vet, and the return of my first love.[/SIZE][/FONT][/B]

Hooray! An update! More, please!

P.S. The little girl is so beautiful!

P.P.S. Where did you get the outfit in the last picture for Johnnie? It's uber cute.

Yay! an update. I lvoed it. Can't wait for more

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this story is really great. i love all the different twists and new issues coming into her life. im eager to read more!

oh my goodness! another great update from one of my favorite writers! thank you so much for sharing such great stories!

Update...update...UPDATE!! :P

great update. I loved it. I hope things keep going good for her

great story and Great update

a fantastic update! i just absolutely love this story! i love all of your stories. and your pictures are beautiful! :)

nooooooooooo u cant STOP there UPDATE loli love it agreed with hannah

yeahhhh
*victory dance*

Hooray I hope it's soon!!

me too^

Me too. :D ^

me 4^^

can i be five?

Here, I'll be six.

And...HOORAY!! MORE MORE MORE!! *pants*

omg! that update was scary good. i feel so bad for johnnie, but i don't think martin was overreacting. jason is a scum of the earth! :) great job i absolutely loved it

OMG! Jason the scumbag! that was so good it was scary good as xHannaHx said!

agreed with hannah and ryan OMG!!! update please <3

*raises knife* Update soon or it comes down!

oh wow, i feel so bad for this poor girl. her life was just starting to look up! aww i hope everything turns out with her and Martin.
-dying for an update

we will do it together lool :)

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then i shall start a protest against the angry mob if it helps you update sooner :)

I hope you update soon :sad5:

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I enjoyed the update! now I want another one :thumbrig:

great update!

cool more

Dang!

But I did love the update, and of course would love more.