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To make up for me not visiting here that much, I thought I'd start a new game!

In this game, you post a wish, and the next person grants it, but also adds a consequence. Like so:


And then:


Now let's start!

I wish for a billion dollars.

Granted, but it starts to snow and you get stuck in your car all night!

I wish i could raid topshop!

Granted, but once you leave the police stop and arrest you for theivery!

I wish my hubby could help me with the baby at night so I could get some sleep so that I don't look like the walking dead....

Granted, but the walking-dead look is actually pretty cool.

I wish my husband would stop being a fart-knocker.

Granted, now he's completely silent.

I wish I was in the Maldives right now.

Granted, but I'm a genie that doesn't know her geography, so I accidentally send you to the Middle East.

I wish I would stop having hypoglycemic freak outs.

Granted. Now their hyperglycemic freak outs. (Let's hope my wishes never get granted, if their is such a thing like I said.

I wish this thread would get resurrected.

Granted, but now you gotta put up with me posting again. LOL!

I wish I could retire already and not work anymore.

Granted of course now your broke.  Hey you knew better.

I wish Golden Dragon Deliverred, 24/7.  Only to me!

Granted, but they deliver you food from the dumpster.

I wish I had a Classic car

Granted, but it's buried 3 stories deep in the landfill.

I wish for vanilla ice cream.

Granted but it's made from cat breast milk!

I wish for a closet full of Louboutin shoes!

(...does it still taste good?  :p)

Granted, but you dropped  the key to said closet in a vat full of heated cow manure.

I wish I understood the importance of shoes.

granted, but you'll die of boredom before that happens.

I wish stupid people would get eaten.

Granted but everyone ends up being eaten because they've been stupid at some point.

I wish I could think of something else to wish for besides wishing to think of something else to wish for.

Granted, but now all you're wishing for is even worse.

I wish someone would text me

Granted but unfortunately your parents cellphone bill rises skyhigh and your dad takes his hammer to the phone.

I wish for a button to pause time. I don't need to fast-forward or slow down. just pause.

Granted, but you can't ever unpause it.

I wish I was able to just make myself happy with a snap of my fingers

Granted, but you break your snapping fingers and are very sad.


I wish I could clean my room super fast and know where everything was.

Granted, but everything goes to the dump. (Hey, you know where it is)

I wish I could have a hug right now

Granted... but, tigers aren't very *kind* huggers  ;)

I wish I could sleep.

Granted, but you will never awake again! (dun-dun-DUN!!!!)

I wish Twilight fans would just shut up!

Granted, but the silencing happens on your wedding day and your fiance was a twighlight fan! No vows for you!

I wish that all the best tasting food had no fat, calories, or cholesterol!

Granted but now they taste like paper.

I wish that I could find any attractive and fitting clothing in my room :P

Granted, but it falls apart as soon as you walk out the door.

I wish for a shiny dark blue nail polish

Granted but it is lead based so you get lead poisoning through your nail-beds.

I wish it won't rain tonight.

Granted, it hails instead.

I wish these flashbacks to her dieing would stop.

Granted, but now you can't make anymore wishes for anything.

I wish I didn't have insomnia and get a good night's sleep every once in a while.

Granted but now you have narcolepsy and sleep too much.

I wish it certain people would hurry up and call me.

(I wouldn't need anymore wishes for anything after that)

Granted, but its the wrong certain people

I wish for a weekend with boyfriends wanting to see me and no school work

Granted but all the boyfriend wants to talk about is school work.

I wish I had telekinetic powers.

Granted, but the objects move YOU!

I wish I had fangs

Granted but their on your bottom row of teeth instead of the top, nice underbite.

I wish I had a benefactor.

Granted but your benedactor is also the enabler to all you bad habits and ruins your life.

I wish the weekend would just get here already!

Granted, but both your Saturday and Sunday turn out to be like your typical Monday mornings.

I wish someone else would organize my walk-in closet for me. I have too much clothes and clutter to do it myself lol.

Granted, but my way of organizing is throwing out all the stuff you haven't touched in the last week. (Which I'm guessing is most of it.)

I wish I had my own private mail service.

Granted but since its only for one person, it takes a month to get your mail.


I wish I could be granted 3 wishes.

Granted.....but the wishes only benefit me.

I wish for a cupcake.

Granted, but it has a odd soapy flavour.

I wish I had a robot maid like the one off Sims.

granted, but he/shebot is always cleanning the toilet when you've REALLY got to use it.

I wish I had a pet I could love but not take care of it.

Granted, but it's one of those Pet Rock gag gifts.

I wish I was half fish.

Granted, but its half dead fish.

I wish for a goldfish

Granted, but it's also the dead fish I'm part of :P

I wish I was the smartest student in school (This could be interesting)

Granted, but everyone hates you because you're a know-it-all and that's annoying.

I wish I had a horse

Granted...as the ingredients of a bag of pet food.

I wish I could find love again.

Granted, but its with the last person on earth you'd think you would.

I wish for... Erm. for a free bar of gold.

Granted... But all your teeth are gold :)

I wish for more time to do my homework...

Granted, but you fall asleep.

I wish I had some garlic bread. Man that sounds quite good right now.

granted, but there the hard end peices nobody wants.

I wish I could sing.

Granted, but now everyone thinks you want everything to be a musical because you can't talk normally anymore.  ;D

I wish I spoke every language in the world. at my will.

Consedido, pero nadie te entiende a tu casa. (Granted, but no one will understand you at home) ;)

I wish my back didn't ache so badly

Hahaha! I guess that's a wish nobody can ruin  >:D
Ok, I'll make it easier for you all.

I wish my backpack wasn't so heavy :P

Wow, I'm ruining this for you, aren't I?

Ok, I wish the schoolbooks had less content :p (I'll be nice and let you ruin it  :rolleyes:)

Granted, but everything is a lot more difficult, and takes ten times longer to read and understand.

I wish that I knew karate

granted,but your limbs fall of and now can't use it!

I wish i had an awesome computer for the Sims 3

Granted.......but the computer spontaneously combusts the second you boot up the Sims 3.

I wish I had a copy of The Silence of the Lambs on DVD.

granted, but you eat it with fava beans and a nice ciante before popping it in.

I wish i had a tattoo

granted but all he does is run around on the beach pointing in the sky yelling "De Plane De Plane!"

I'm wishing for chinese food this time. no wammies no wammies no wammies :D

granted, but double wammies are included  :p

I wish I could play some sort of instrument

Granted! Unfortunately everyone falls asleep the instant they hear you play a note  :'(

I wish I was a teenage mutant ninja turtle.

Granted, but you're the one nobody remembers and a Creole woman eats you in a soup.

I wish for a floating car.

Granted, but it only floats in one spot.

I wish I could get tickets to see the Disney On Ice the princess one so I can take my nieces. *shifts eyes suspiciously and clears throat* Yeah.... :rolleyes:

Granted, but its shoddy seats, next to a loud, stinky, obnoxious dude.

I wish I could get a job that worked with my schedule.

Granted, but then you'd have a whole 'nother schedule

I wish I had stronger wrists

Granted, but they don't move.


I wish I had a laptop cooler.

Granted, but its a crummy one that doesn't work.

I wish I didn't have such bad gingivitis.

Granted, but now you have no teeth!

I wish I didn't have to document every single thing on the Senior Project!

Granted.
But now you're back to the junior project.

I whish I could win the Nobel Price.

Granted! But now the ghost of Alfred Noble follows you everywhere!

I wish that I could eat whatever I wanted all day long and never gain weight!

Granted,but now some of the food takes nasty..because you are a smoker?

I wish to live in Vegas!

Granted! but all the casinos have burned down so now its just an abandoned desert again.

I wish I were a best-selling writer.

Granted, but a hungry circus elephant mistakes your hands for a bag of peanuts and gnaws them off the very next day*

I wish my morbidly-obese neighbor across the street would buy some damn blinds for her bathroom window.

GRANTED! But they're invisible blinds...hee hee hee!

I wish that I could travel around the world!

Granted,but the traveling expenses have tripled...

I wish for a billion dollars that I can use to my liking ;)

Granted, however you discover after spending it all that you forgot that cash prizes over $500 require a minimum tax payment of 10%. That's 100 million you now have to repay to your government :-)

I wish i could have more than 3 days off >.>

Granted,but when you return to work,you have twice as much work to do when you get there....

I wish I was happy again..

Granted, but you're only happy during the day and psycho at night. Like Mr. Hyde and Dr. Jekyll  ;D

I wish I could finish college already.

Granted, but you're left working at the same old office for years with the coworkers you despise just to pay off student loans.

I wish I didn't have to reinstall my Sims 2 game every month.

Granted,but the game will be laggier than a muv

I wish I could get some sleep ! ! !

Granted, but you never wake up.

I wish my legs didn't hurt.

Granted,but you won't be able to walk for two weeks straight.


I wish my mother would stop being a jerk..

Granted but now she' sway too nice and wont stop asking if you want soup.

I wish these pizza rolls would multiply. I want moar.

Granted,but they'll come with twice the calories. :/

I wish it wasn't so cold around here all the time!!!

Granted, but now it's so hot you can't breathe.

I wish I had pajamas here.

Granted,but they're your least favorite color......

I wish I didn't have to work eight hours this weekend!

(Ew pink!)

Granted, but you have to work more. Like 24.

I wish teenagers weren't so suicidal. (I.E. my friends from school... *much eye rolling* )

(You hate pink too??! Oh my gosh..I think we'll get along just great! Lol)

Granted,but now it's the elderly...

I wish my toes would stop itching!

(I think so too!)
((that's bad, two elderly people live with me!))

Granted, but now your face itches.

(Holy crap! That's weird! Right before I read that Katie,my face started itching a little bit. LOL)

I wish I was funny like a true comedian..

Granted but you get the lawsuits that come with it :)

I wish I could make others happy all the time.

Granted,but they will flip it,making you mad all the time.


I honestly wish things would get better...

Ah, ha! There's always a catch to making others feel better  ;)

Granted, but you lose the ability to talk.

I wish the rain would slow down a little bit.

Granted but there's a six week drought.

I wish my friend would come over.

Granted,but you only get five minutes with them....


I wish flies would stop curiously coming in the house...

Granted, but giant spiders come instead.

I wish I could live forever.

Granted, but you have to maintain your body just like Goldie Hawn and Meryl Streep in Death Becomes Her. I hope you have some spray paint :)

I wish I could hurry up and finish my homework and ace the test :)

Granted,but now you have to go to work for eight hours

I wish I could meet my idols...

Granted, but you are disappointed to find out they're all slobs who have others do their work.

I wish my niece would behave a little better for her mother.

Granted,but now her mother isn't going to behave. Haha

I wish I could get some privacy...

HAHAHAHA!

Granted, but you're stranded on an island by yourself with no one to keep you company. And yes, no "WILSON!" :)

Aaaah...come on!  :D

I wish my face could stop burning..

Granted, but now your face is freezing lol.

I wish I wasn't so irritable during the week.

Granted but now you're a grumpy mess on the weekends.

I wish pests would stay out of my garden.

Granted,but now they're in your pool

I wish this storm would blow over quick

Granted, but now it's raining cats and dogs...literally.

I wish I could get to the beach today.

Granted,but youll have an accidental 'slip' while there :/

I wish I could meet Big Time Rush and have them think Im pretty...

Granted, but at the concert someone elbows you in the face and you get an ugly black eye.

I wish for a site update.

Granted, but now you have to pay for it

I wish for some sleep

Granted, but it's only 30 minutes worth.

I wish my prayers were answered.

Granted, but they are answered in Ukranian.

I wish I had a pony.

Granted, but it's a toy that fits in the palm of your hand.

I wish it would not snow tomorrow so I can go to the SPCA and see puppies and kittens.

Granted, but the puppies and kittens are man-eating, and will try to devour you.

I wish dullahans were real.

GRANTED......But now you look like one!


I wish that I had an unending supply of wishes.

YES!  3yay

Granted, but all of your wishes will come from a Genie who is a master at loopholes.


I wish Izaya Orihara was real.

You forgot your wish Dullahan  ;)

Whoopsies, I edited my post. XD

Granted, but he will be so two dimensional.

I wish I was able to run again.