lol @ 'akward'. I have never figured out why the idea of pet woo hoo could cause every sim on the lot to stop what they were doing to run watch and cat call (hehe). Thank you Squinge

Blesses you master Squinges. Now maybe that stupid Doofus dog will eat his food instead of the garbage.

LOL!!! The consensus is that we all wish this one worked in RL. Thank you Squinge!

I am happy now that I don't have to kill my favorite Pomeranian for being such a little pigpen monkey and flower muncher

*Ques up the Queen in the background*
Another annoyin' one bites the dust!

Thank you Squinge! I was getting tired of beggarding my families simply because the kids were whinin' for a dog.

*quietly places flowers at her Squige alrat, offering young virgins to be deflowered*

Bless you oh Great Hackerator!

must.... not... watch... what is that sound???

*looks around darkened house in paranoia as dogs watch* This story is the BEST!!! Thanks for the sig link Kathy!!!