1. If you go shopping and see a new piece of clothing and say "I never downloaded that how could that be."
2. If you look through a telescope and expect to get abducted.
3. On a date you say "I can't have a whoohoo because I am only 17.."
4. You say "We don't like each other so why did he kiss me?" When he was doing a dare.
5. Your in labor and say "It will come out of my green thing I don't need to shout."
6. On your birthday you jump in the air but don't grow.
7. When you have your first kiss you expect to fly.

P.S Only 4 and 6 are true of me.