Can somebody make a Baywatch Buoy, please?

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EDIT:
Thanks for understanding, won't happen again.

So is there a genius who can create a thing like that [for Sims2, if not possible for some EP(s) of Sims2]:


with the actual size as in the picture but as for a sim's body (or approximately):

I'm searching for Cloud's Fenrir too ..