"At the precise Moment a Simme giveth birth to a Merbabe in a Family where no Mermen existeth, all the Men in the Neighborhoode's Danglies doth disappeare. If a Man wisheth them restoreth, seeketh he a wandering Matchmaker Woman and purchase of her Wares a Stringge of Silver Bells calleth a "Ding-a-Ling". He must keepeth them upon his Personne at all Times, Swimme and annual Bath includeth, or his Danglies disappeareth not to return unless he purchaseth Another."
WOW! I didn't understand a word of it! I can deal with old Spanish but English just modern please! :lol:
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