This is almost what I look like. I haven't exactly got it right yet. Expect another version soon.

ThyGuy loves to keep busy... as long as it involves him not having to stand up. He isn't lazy, but he definately isn't active. He loves to make people laugh, even if this means making fun of someone to get others to laugh with him... at them.

He likes underwear, he likes swim suits, and he hates blondes.

I'd say fortune or family for his aspiration. Maybe a sad, sad, SAD romance.

This picture is gif.