..Wow... well fine, this site itself is a long dead zombie anyway.

Nope sorry, I'm actually known for been unbelievably (and surprisingly) patient.
Although I am often inappropriate.   

TPBM likes Pineapple.

Writing up botanical culture sheets for a herbarium of endemic plant-life... Yeah, who knew. 

In the Mood - Glenn Miller

Just finished Deadpool. 

Ancient monuments.

Me neither.
Sounds like the sort of thing I'd say I'll do, but then chicken out at the last moment.

I have never managed to cleanly paint my nails on my right hand with my left.

TPAM knows a good cartoon when they see one. 

Currently shoulder length.
And in the process of dying it purple.

TSBM has dyed their hair at some point.

No, they irritate me.
And riddles make me want to punch someone. 

TPBM remembers those top loading VHS recorders that you had to manually push down.

*recieves rain water tank*

*inserts harmonica*

*recieves scrim*

*inserts a telephone*

Must I choose?   
Well, calamari can be cooked either very well or very badly,
So I guess I'll go with Kangeroo, which is always good.


Would you rather be stung by a bee or a bull ant?

Ha, no. I have no balance.
Does boogie boarding count?

TSBM bites their fingernails.