PLayStation 4: $399, no "always online" requirements, no blocking used games
XBox One: $499, has to be logged online once a day, publishers can decide whether or not to block used games

Checkmate, XBox One.

I'm doing some writing exercises for kicks.

I'm afraid to correct you, but I must. Peanut butter cups are as mainstream as Coldplay.  Deep-fried freeze-dried eggplant parmesean sushi is where it's at.

My face is more aerodynamic than it was yesterday.

Wondering how accessible this site was on a PS Vita. Nothing to see here....

Soup is too played out. I prefer bisque prepared by blind deaf dwarves.

Cupcakes are too mainstream.

I prefer my unicorn meat free-range and fed only organic grass no more than six inches in height that's been watered by the tears of Swiss....

....anyway, the original ending wasn't very PG, so let's just say that I prefer my unicorn to have been raised in a appropriate-for-hipster-consumption manner.

My headaches are always concentrated in the weirdest parts of my head. Earlier it was my right eye, now it's near my nose.

WWE 13, primarily because my bedroom TV is still messed up enough to make playing my normal Grand Theft Auto 4 fare rather difficult.

Independence Day.
As far as fairly routine alien invasion disaster flicks go, this is a fun ride. Plenty of one-liners to remember after it's over.

I'm not entirely sure that I will buy The Sims 4 considering the debacle that was the most recent SimCity and the whole "always online/nickel and dime the player for content that by all rights should already be in the game when you buy it" scenario.

Are you sure it was beer and not orc pee?

Where are the InSim's cryogenic chambers? I need to freeze myself until the release of Grand Theft Auto 5.