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31  A Safe Haven / General Discussion / Re: The New Official Spam Thread! on: May 22, 2013, 07:19:13 pm
Cupcakes are NOT mainstream if they have peanut butter cups in the middle of them, so meh.

I'm afraid to correct you, but I must. Peanut butter cups are as mainstream as Coldplay.  Deep-fried freeze-dried eggplant parmesean sushi is where it's at.
32  A Safe Haven / General Discussion / Re: The New Official Spam Thread! on: May 17, 2013, 07:19:10 pm
My face is more aerodynamic than it was yesterday.
33  A Safe Haven / General Discussion / Re: What are you currently doing (besides being here)? on: May 16, 2013, 06:28:26 pm
Wondering how accessible this site was on a PS Vita. Nothing to see here....
34  A Safe Haven / General Discussion / Re: The New Official Spam Thread! on: May 15, 2013, 07:17:46 pm
Soup is too played out. I prefer bisque prepared by blind deaf dwarves.
35  A Safe Haven / General Discussion / Re: The New Official Spam Thread! on: May 14, 2013, 07:41:49 pm
Cupcakes are too mainstream.
36  A Safe Haven / General Discussion / Re: The New Official Spam Thread! on: May 13, 2013, 08:33:14 pm
I prefer my unicorn meat free-range and fed only organic grass no more than six inches in height that's been watered by the tears of Swiss....

....anyway, the original ending wasn't very PG, so let's just say that I prefer my unicorn to have been raised in a appropriate-for-hipster-consumption manner.
37  A Safe Haven / General Discussion / Re: What are you currently doing (besides being here)? on: May 10, 2013, 08:46:01 pm
My headaches are always concentrated in the weirdest parts of my head. Earlier it was my right eye, now it's near my nose.
38  A Safe Haven / General Discussion / Re: If You're Not Playing Sims 2 What Other Game Do You Play. on: May 08, 2013, 07:28:13 pm
WWE 13, primarily because my bedroom TV is still messed up enough to make playing my normal Grand Theft Auto 4 fare rather difficult.
39  A Safe Haven / General Discussion / Re: What's the last movie you watched? on: May 08, 2013, 07:27:00 pm
Independence Day.
As far as fairly routine alien invasion disaster flicks go, this is a fun ride. Plenty of one-liners to remember after it's over.
40  A Safe Haven / General Discussion / Re: What are you currently doing (besides being here)? on: May 06, 2013, 07:57:27 pm
I'm not entirely sure that I will buy The Sims 4 considering the debacle that was the most recent SimCity and the whole "always online/nickel and dime the player for content that by all rights should already be in the game when you buy it" scenario.
41  A Safe Haven / General Discussion / Re: The New Official Spam Thread! on: May 04, 2013, 08:53:33 pm
Are you sure it was beer and not orc pee?
42  A Safe Haven / General Discussion / Re: The New Official Spam Thread! on: May 02, 2013, 08:12:10 pm
Where are the InSim's cryogenic chambers? I need to freeze myself until the release of Grand Theft Auto 5.
43  A Safe Haven / General Discussion / Re: The New Official Spam Thread! on: May 01, 2013, 07:15:33 pm
I neglected to mention that I licked all the cupcakes before curbstomping them.
44  A Safe Haven / General Discussion / Re: The New Official Spam Thread! on: April 28, 2013, 08:51:11 pm
*curbstomps the cupcakes for no real reason apart from total boredom*
45  A Safe Haven / General Discussion / Re: The New Official Spam Thread! on: April 26, 2013, 09:18:34 pm
Right to bear arms? In Soviet Russia, you have right to whole bear......

.....and also, I like cupcakes and long walks on the beach.
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