I neglected to mention that I licked all the cupcakes before curbstomping them.

*curbstomps the cupcakes for no real reason apart from total boredom*

Right to bear arms? In Soviet Russia, you have right to whole bear......

.....and also, I like cupcakes and long walks on the beach.

*for no discernable reason, punches Rob Dyrdek in the face repeatedly*

Eritrea!

.....panties.

In the highlight of my day, I killed a virus on my laptop that, ironically enough, tried to pass itself off as an anti-virus program.

I don't recall anything that just happened, and on that note, it's time for me to go to bed.

I have already had one of Jenna's brownies, and...

...wait.....what.....where am I? Who am I? Why do I suddenly want to inhale a bag of Cool Ranch Doritos?

I confess that banging my head into a brick wall repeatedly would be more pleasant than my job hunt.

Update's done. Also, still plugging away on The Splotch. Didn't I mention that I finally named my first book? No? I did...a while back. But I've neglected to mention it until just now.

*German Suplexes the chocolate fountain*

*runs through the topic, shaking nearby ropes in a violent fashion, then runs on out without causing any physical harm*