Whenever I make a neighbourhood,I can only make Lush and Desert ones!And the water is SOLID BLUE!If I select Dirt or Concrete,it creates a Lush neighbourhood!Help!Is it anything to do with a poor graphics card?

Here's my story!It's pretty random and silly sometimes,but enjoy!This week,it's the Veronaville Weekly!I already posted this on sims2.com.

Flood!
The Veronaville Bio Lab has been flooded!Luckily,nobody was in the building at the time and no other building was affected.

Fairies Spotted!
Two fairies have been spotted near the home of Curtis and Gwyneth Paltrows.If you see them,ring 0800-111-FRS

Child Abuser!
Demona Pankhurst(aged 27) seemed like an ordinary caring mother,but yesterday,police and social services discovered that she abused her own childen!Twins,Chloe and Gilbert Pankhurst(both aged 5) were found in their playhouse,being beaten by their mother with a wooden stake.Both children have been put up for adoption and Demona will be in prison for 10 years.A social worker admits what happened after the mother was dragged away:
"Both children looked up at me.They had sickly green eyes and Gilbert had broken both arms,whereas Chloe had broken her right leg and left arm.Both had tears streaming down their faces.They got up and limped towards the car.I almost cried."

Local Girl finds Cure for Scarlet Fever!
This deadly disease has been conquered by Gwyneth Paltrows(aged 15)!Scarlet fever killed thousands of new mothers 200 years ago.Now,anyone who gets the disease can be cured!

I'm planning on making a short,random newspaper of things that are happening in my game in different neighbourhoods.I need ideas!Preferably crazy:happy8:,silly:rabbit: and funny:-P ideas.If anyone has any ideas,post them here. Note:It'll be in lots of parts.One part for each neighbourhood.