So, I'm sure we've all had quite a few nanny fails, yes? Neglected babies, blocked toilets, houses burning down e.t.c. Well, let's share them! Here is my personal favourite.



The nanny made a TV dinner and then proceed to have a shower, where the dinner caught fire. Did she call the fire brigade! Of course not! She gives the baby a kiss and watches telly until the entire kitchen is burnt down. This is when the mother returns home and gets burnt to death trying to put it out. So share your nanny fails, i'm sure we have loads!

MOAR BABY GOD GOODNESS TO COME SOON.
 So, I reckon we've all done it at some point. You know, make a bunch of sims to actually USE some of that useless CC, stick 'em in a house, (fingers hovering over the C button) and take pictures of their embarrasment, humiliation, and breakdowns.

And since I managed to get so many, I decided to make a thread about them! Some of you might remember the last time I did this, with the Baby God as well. This will be basically like that.

...:::Return of The Madhouse:::...

IT WILL CONTAIN.....






AND MOST IMPORTANTLY...



  Let the randomness begin!

I've had a look around and I couldn't find any mods that stopped the snoring sounds sims make when they sleep.
Can anyone help me? Thank you in advance.

I'm looking for a veggie patch that someone on a farm might have, with potatoes, cauliflowers, carrots whatever.
No pictures sorry. Does anyone know? Thank you for your help.

I'm making a story and I need a few medieval objects -teapot and mugs, old book, a lamp and a milk pail.
I've been looking for hours but I can't find any! Thank you for any help.

OK...our story starts a few years back...




Once upon a time, the royal Imperial family's beautiful daughter, Maria, decided she wanted to live the life of a peasant to better understand her people. So she ran away in the dead of night to start a life as a poor working-class...person.



Maria realised that in order to fit in she would have to dress, work, live and act like a peasant. So she bought the famous book
"Howe Too Bi Poowur" by famous literaturist Kanye West.
The book was devided into sections, the first step was

1. Thou shalt live like a peasant, by aquiring a simple house.


Maria bought a humble shack by the suburbs and in a few days, it was ready for her to move in.



Having acquired her humble shack, she read the next step.

2. Thou shalt live like a peasant, by acquiring simple clothes and an everyday hairstyle.

Maria promptly changed her Imperial clothes for a humble working-class dress dress, and swapped her tiara for an simple style.



However, the newspaper boy didn't seem to approve. (dunno what the hell he was doing)



Maria changed her style, and found something more appropiate. However, her stalker was only able to get a picture of her while playing th guitar.



Maria read the third step.

3. Thou shalt live like a peasant, by getting a disgusting and low-wage job, in which you must get up in the early hours of the morning, bleary-eyed, switch on your coffee machine and drink your coffee, before you realise it is dishwater. Then you must race to your car and be late.

Can any of you help me find the makeup that is on da face of dis baby? Thanks.

Post your pictures of your most beautiful fairies and mermaids, and share the secrets of their beauty!

Prosper


Orelie


Gladys


Arianna


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My secret? Use Enayla's skins, of course! They are all gorgeous. http://www.insimenator.org/index.php/board,348.0.html

Prologue

Hi guys! I'm doing something a little different this time!



There's so much ugliness in the world...

I have to do my bit to help.



This is Laura Mishon, a young woman who knew from the start that she had been sent by the SimGod to rid the world of ugliness.



And now, armed with her dressing table, she will set out in the remote town of Riverblossom Hills to unleash her fierce fashions and destroy ugliness forever!

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Reeled you in, didn't I? :-P

Hi. I'm a newbie here, and I was inspired by Astral Faerie's legacy stories, and many others, so I started my own.

PLEASE leave comments. My ego is starved for affection. If you don't like it or think it's boring, say so.

NOTE: Many of the pictures are small and fuzzy-this is because when I was taking photos and didn't realise I had the low quality setting on...I'm sorry! From now on, I'll take high-quality pics.



Hi. I'm Aivon. I'm obsessed with ladies, like all the other legacy lads out there, so I thought I'd give it a go. It means having a good excuse to look for legible ladies. Heh heh.



I have barely any money-I spent, like all of it buying this statue that I'm gonna like, pass down. Um, like, um, hot babes.
Look, heres the statue.



Look! Someone stole the statue's clothes and broke her arms off!! That's not nice!

And I can only afford this little hellhole as my "house" It hasn't even got a shower. Wah. Babes don't like stinky guys. Hopefully I will choose a mate with good money.


Anyhoo...I'm off to the pub to buy a meal... god knows I can't even prepare cereal for myself.

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Well, I'm back! And I'm bringing someone with me. I knew her in school-she's a good friend.


A very good friend.


Well, things are looking up! Meet Kirjava! We got friendly and when I woke up the next morning she was in my bed, so no questions asked...she just lives with me now, I guess. This was quick! Usually I have to go through four or five before any woman will have some good old-fashioned exercise under the sheets.

Note from Author: He wasn't actually meant to find a woman that fast-I had a whole folder of his adventures trying to find a girlfriend....deleted. :smt120

I will post more if anyone is interested. Please leave comments.:rabbit:

Help me out, guys!

I want to make a another humorous legacy story, and i've been taking loads of photos and playing like crazy for the past few weeks, and now I found out I have been taking the pics on low quality! I can't believe it! My sims are old and dead now, so I can't reshoot it. Am I still allowed post them?