Oh wow... i was laughing so hard at all these funny stories.
Ive said so many dumb things that i wouldnt even know where to begin....
One of the dumbest things ive ever done was.... i slid down my stairs in a laundry basket when i was like 5. It wasnt fun. My face hit the wall and a tooth busted my lip open. I cant remeber but the tooth might have actually gone all the way through my lip. I think it did... Sooo not fun. Another thing i did was stand on the edge of a foot stool. I was trying to get something off/put something on the coat tree, cant remeber, i stepped on the very edge of the foot stool and i fell off it. That wouldnt have been so bad if i just fell cause i landed on my feet but the stool came up and hit me in the stomach. knocked the wind out of me big time. My mom found me in the living room crying while i was trying to breath... Not the best experiences... at least the foot stool was soft fabric instead of wood. That would have been so much worse....