Pahahaha!! DaSpecial1 I literally cracked up reading that!
This happened about a year ago. My boyfriend and I were IMing late at night
Me: oh crap, my car is completely covered in tree crap!
Him: Neesee, you're so dumb!
Me: What you say that for???
Him: Trees don't crap, they pee! That's where sap comes from!
Me:
lol