-What the hell...!!!...OMG! Can’t believe...! Houston, this is Apollo 27, Do you read me?
We have a problem!

Yes Doctor Freud, as you may see this is one of the worst cases. Theraven has a severe disorder called "Being a dreamer". Imagine! Asking for peace, love and understanding!

(I'd choose the chocolate)

(Music. Cindra appears wearing a glamorous pink dress and she begins to sing)

"The French are glad to die for love.
They delight in fighting duels.
But I prefer a man who lives
And gives expensive jewels.
A kiss on the hand
May be quite continental,
But diamonds are a girl's best friend..."

Caddyshack?

"Feet are considered a delicacy
among certain animals. (...) In fact, there are
certain man-eating animals who will eat only the feet, leave everything else. Would not touch one other thing."

Falling asleep. I had two coffees this morning but and the caffeine is not working yet.

The Hurt Locker

It's about an Army Explosive Ordnance Disposal team in Irak. It's a good movie but very hard.

Thanks. Oh, the chocolate is gone

They surf the red among us but are not like us.
They log in and log out without being noticed.
They click on reply, quote, notify and edit with total impunity.
They have harmless avatars and signatures...but actually they are...
THE ONES CLEVERLY DISGUISED AS ADULTS!!! (Adults screaming -not me-)

Art history test.
Question:
Egypt, the pyramids.
Malen (my friend) answered:
Dear Mr Tachenko, I'm very very sorry but I'm not able to answer your question. Unfortunately, yesterday afternoon, my father got sick and we had to go to the hospital, therefore I couldn't study. Could you be so kind to repeat this test tomorrow? Thank you very much.

She was lying...but the teacher beleived her. Amazing.

You Need Adventure



You need change, excitement, and thrills in your life. You can't stand being bored.
You crave new experiences... big experiences. You are big on taking risks.

Staying stimulated is crucial for your happiness. If you don't have enough to do, you tend to cause drama.
If you can harness the way, you are a visionary leader. You are ready to charge ahead into the future.

What Do You Need Most?

Blogthings: A Fine Line Between Insight and Stupidity      

Your EQ is 133



You are remarkable when it comes to relating with others. Only the biggest losers get under your skin.

You are warm and open. Even when life gets you down, you're unafraid of the world and its challenges.
You are comfortable with who you are. And you accept your weaknesses - as well as the weaknesses of others.

While you are quite stable, you don't respond perfectly to every bad situation that comes up.
But you have enough emotional intelligence to know when you need a course correction.

What's Your EQ (Emotional Intelligence Quotient)?

Work is Hard. Time for Blogthings!      

My family sucks, actually we haven't talked to each other for ten years or so. When my grandfather died most of them went for the money like a group of starving hyenas. They are so...disgusting.

(Couldn't help it XD)

May the Converse be with you

I knew this one! Die Hard.


-Now stand aside, worthy adversary.
-'Tis but a scratch.
-A scratch?  Your arm's off!
(it's easy, isn't it?)

Because the dog ate the phone

What would you do if the sun exploded all of a sudden?