Labor moments:
Right after my 1st wife had given birth to our son by C-section and they brought him up for us to see him.
Her: A baby! Whose baby is it?
Me: He is our baby
Her: No, my baby is right... (She starts tryiong to pat her stomach)
Her: Hey, that was our baby, bring him back here
In all fairness, anyone going through that would have their wits rattled for a while.
oh god, both my c-sections put me through a loop. Almost cried at the last one when they brought my baby to see me... I never get emotional like that, even when hormones are raging!
Hm, well.... as far as stupidity i can think of a lot, but most focus mainly around an ex....
So he has this thing with playing swords with random sticks he finds in his yard. Well, he made the stupid move of giving my one and a half year old son a skinny but long stick to play with. Of course, watching my ex and his brother playing swords influenced my son, so after a while he started to go after my ex with it.
So my ex calls me. "You need to have a chat with Connor."
"Um.....why?"
"He tried to beat me with his stick!!!"
"Um....why did he have a stick in the first place?"
"Cause Ricky (my ex's brother) and I were playing swords."
"And he was watching, and you expected him NOT to copy you? Joe, he adores you."
"I didn't know he would copy me. He's only a baby."
Tch. all the reasons I left him should be easily discernable.