(I meant on the mouth.)
I love them !
I never ate sea food.

I hate vampire movies. Except Twilight, and that only for Taylor Lautner, otherwise the book is way better.
I never kissed a girl.

I'll post them later today. No, what suggestions can I have? They fit perfectly on my girls.

I know how it is, Jenna... I lost a valuable chinese vase last time I let a boy clean... 

I always think about it, but, hell, I'm just 18!
I never played a zombie PC game. They scare me

They're great, ice. Do you want me to post some pictures?

228: Always keep nail clippers in your pocket/backpack/bag. They can be a useful weapon.
229:If you hear hissing, run as far as you can. It may be a rocket.
230: Don't begin to insult the kidnapper, it won't do you any good, it will make it even worse!

Me too. These days I'm so bored, I can do anything -from climbing the Great Wall to kissing Tutankhamoun's mummy.

Don't you have some clearer pictures? I can't figure out what objects you're looking for.

Neither can I
I have never thought about my future (I live in the present)

Lol, I have a pure breed male as well (airedale terrier) and I give him rice and chicken. And, well ,among other things like pickles, sausages etc etc

Mothers-in-law... better said monsters-in-law )

One day a blonde office worker comes out to the warehouse to walk around. As she is walking she looks up and sees a co-worker hanging upside down from an I-Beam in the ceiling.

She asks "What ARE you doing"?

The co-worker says "I need a few days off but the boss won't let me have them so I'm hanging upside down from this I-Beam acting crazy.

The boss will see me, think I need rest and send me home for a few days".

The blonde says "That won't work...uh ohh...here comes the boss now, you're in for it".

The boss spots the blode looking up and sees the man hanging up there and asks him "Just WHAT do you think you are DOING?!!"

The man says (in a "crazy" voice) I'm a light bulb...I'm a light bulb"

The boss says "Buddy, you need some rest..take the rest of today and tomorrow off and get some sleep".

As he is climbing down he winks at the blonde showing her it worked.

The blonde thinks about this for a moment and starts to follow the man out the door.

The boss asks her "WHERE do you think YOU'RE going?"

The blonde says "I can't work in the dark".
_________________________________________________________
BTW, I don't think that blondes are dumb or anything, but I find these jokes very funny

Take a jar of orange peels and rub them on the walls. At least that's what I did when I was 14 and my first boyfriend came over 

LoL  !!!