17. You can't stop of thinking of ways to kill Kenny in front of your own sims.

18. You just wanted a Volkwagon beetle after you get one for your sim. Of course, your sim is very metrosexual so who cares when you copy his lifestyle?

19. When the Catholic priest reads from Genesis, you think of creating Adam and Eve to just mess around in the rainforest while you create the Fonz to tempt them to eat Lobster Thermidore in TS2 when talking about his latest attempts on the motorcycle. Now that doesn't make complete sense....

20. Speaking about not making complete sense, you explained that Chewbacca was born in TS2, moved to one planet to grow up on, and then lived with the wookies for the rest of his life in front of your science class. You got a F as the result of making that stupid theory about that wookie from Star Wars.

21. You dress up like one of your sims while being inside college. Now who can explain why people end up dressing up like Goopy?

12. You wanted to marry Lord Mi-Ihen from TS2 that you've created so badly, you've invented the machine that accidently brought him in front of it. Now, you've to pay 30,000 bucks for that bashed-up piece of crap that brought him here in the first place. Plus, he's even worse than you've expected out of your dream husband even without the single clue of what he'll do to your prized electronics except for the TV without any satellite dish.

13. You are quickly finding ways to get inside your computer without creating the self-sim of yourself. Now have your shrink think you're completely nuts enough to be operated on yet?

14. You want to become the Emperor of the Earth by turning everyone into your slave sims. Now, who wants to bring me some pizza as well as some make-up for the date with one of my male slave sims?

15. You actually sacrifice some of your sims to the great sim god named Indrus Maximus Bendis, which is actually a female sim with a very deep male voice. Of course, you sacrificed too much of your Kenny sims to her without even replacing a single one for yourself.

16. You've changed yourself into one of the sims without a single thought that you're a male wraith with only a sugar-high anime fan with a really punk-rock style inside. Of course, who would be impressed by a bluish-green man with heavy make-up and a gothic-lolita costume as well as black markings that would make things even worse?

You've been playing with the Sims 2 for too long when....

10. You act like the Collector, searching for more people to turn into sims, even yourself....

9. You say inside the Church, "I'm God and thou shall do as I say....Clean those toilets for once in your lives, my Sims!"

8. You tell people to go "blah" like vamps, even if it's your stepmom.

7. You dress up as Count SimGod and risk being burned to death by the sun, despite all of the sunscreen you have.

6. You wanted to click on your mouse so that you can order from the Japanese pizza company from overseas with your credit card bills getting high because of it. Pizza Hut ultimately sues you afterwards...

5. You asked the priest to marry you to the computer because you fell in love with Gippal from FFX-2 inside TS2. Of course, you may want to stick with a cheap mail-order Russian man instead since the law may not let you marry everything except, for in Missouri, a man instead of a woman. Good thing you'll let him end up being the US citizen by marrying him (maybe a rumor indeed).

4. You explain why Jesus was only a Sim created by some guy named God who looks at sleazy pictures online.

3. You go to Las Vegas to create the wedding for people TS2 style. That's means simply translated from Simlish, "I love you so much I want to create a baby sim with you" to each other while passing rings under the pink rose arch.

2. You get yelled at by a guy online after complaining about your Sims appearing from the computer to woohoo with your mom. Of course, that man is actually a girl with a deep voice similar to a man's, even though "he" repeatly called you a moron for talking about the Sims getting inside this world.

And number one for knowing if you're been playing with TS2 too long....

1. Your mom died by flies after you clicked the mouse button on death by flies option. Now, who knows anything about getting way with murder this way since no one will believe that conservative minister next door?