You Are Eastern



You see yourself as a very small part of the universe - and you're still trying to figure out what your role is.
Discovering who you are and the meaning of your life is very important to you.

You see life as a journey, and you hope to learn as much as you possibly can.
You believe that living a virtuous and reflective life is how to reach enlightenment.

Are You Philosophically Eastern or Western?

You Are Fruit Salad



You are a light-hearted and carefree person. You see the happy, colorful side of life.
You are naturally sweet and kind. You believe it's important to be easy on people.

Even when you have to criticize, you try to be as gentle as possible.
If you ended up hurting someone, it would hurt you just as much. You're very sensitive.

What Kind of Salad Are You?

You Have the Fears of an Adult



Your fears don't paralyze you - they are very rooted in reality.
You have had enough loss in your life to know more is to come, and you dread it.

Compared to most people, you deal with your fears well. They don't ruin your life.
Your fears are strong and very real, but you try to let them go. You know you can't control what happens.

Do You Have the Fears of a Child or an Adult?

You Paint the World with Interesting Colors



You are a true enigma. You are very mysterious.
Your friends can always count on you to be reserved. You are a person of few words.

You are truly a hard nut to crack ... though you'll reveal more when you're comfortable with someone.
You tend to be a subtle person. You are honest, but you aren't blunt about it.

How Do You Paint the World?

You Are Very Patient



You are an incredibly patient soul. You rarely get rattled or frustrated.
You are willing to let others take their time... even if it means you must wait.

You have the makings of a great teacher, parent, or leader.
You are able to deal with people's annoyances and quirks. You don't let yourself get angry.

Are You Impatient?

You Are Short Shorts



You are a very independent person. Even if you're not breaking the rules, you're at least trying to bend them.
You dare to be different, and you tend to be on the leading edge of trends. You make bold choices.

You are super sexy, even when you're not trying to be. Something about you is naturally seductive.
You can't help but be a little vain. You love what you've got.

What Kind of Shorts Are You?

You Are a One Piece Swimsuit



You are a bit conservative and traditional.
And you are not at the beach to put your body on display!

You are a low maintenance person. You like to look good, but you're not vain.
Your taste tends to be sophisticated. You always opt for classy over trashy.

What Kind of Swimsuit Are You?

You Are 52% Massachusetts



You're likely a Massachusetts transplant. Big rotaries still scare you, and you probably live outside of 495.

How Massachusetts Are You?

LOL I think I'm the only person on the board I know of that lives in MA, but oh well. 

You Are 26% Fake



The real you is something you embrace and don't mind enhancing.
You know that a few beauty secrets aren't a big deal, as long as you look good.

Are You A Fake Girl?

Your Life is Better Than 9% of All People



Sorry to say it, but your life is not going too well these days.
Even though there's external factors beyond your control...
You should try to be a little more accepting and forgiving of yourself.
Connect with a friend or find something that makes life worth living!

How Does Your Life Compare?

You Are 20% "Average American"



You are average because you've known your best friend for at least ten years.

You are not average since you don't drink.

How "Average American" Are You?

Your Five Variable Love Profile



Propensity for Monogamy:

Your propensity for monogamy is high.
You find it easy to be devoted and loyal to one person.
And in return, you expect the same from who you love.
Any sign of straying, and you'll end things.

Experience Level:

Your experience level is medium.
You probably have had a couple significant loves.
And you may have even had your heart broken.
But you haven't really dated a wide variety of people.

Dominance:

Your dominance is low.
This doesn't mean you're a doormat, just balanced.
You know a relationship is not about getting your way.
And you love to give your sweetie a lot of freedom.

Cynicism:

Your cynicism is medium.
You'd like to believe in true and everlasting love...
But you've definitely been burned enough to know better.
You're still an optimist, but you also are a realist.

Independence:

Your independence is high.
You don't need to be in love, and sometimes you don't even want love.
Having your own life is very important for you...
Even more important than having a relationship.

The Five Variable Love Test

Your Psyche is Violet



You are spiritual, intuitive, and serene.
People trust you to rescue them from bad situations, and you usually come through.
While you are quite enlightened, you find that your path is very lonely.

When you are too violet:  you can't connect to ordinary life or ordinary people

When you don't have enough violet: you lack wisdom and can't learn from the past

What Color Is Your Psyche?

You Are 55% Manic



You are definitely super charged, and your energy is infectious!
Your mania is something to be proud of. You wouldn't be you without it.
Just make sure not to give into that self destructive streak of yours.

Are You Manic?

Your Gemstone is Emerald



Balanced, liberated, and peaceful.
You bring luck into any situation.

What Gemstone Are You?