The New Official Spam Thread!

[Katie]

  For why?!

[caffeinated.joy]

Why not? For fun! To make a mess for the dork to clean up! Because it's too dang quiet in this thread!

[Jenna]

BECAUSE *BLEEP* YOU, THAT'S WHY!

...er, I mean, what Joy said! *throws rotten tomatoes at random people*

[Theraven]

*ducks, and throws rotten cabbages back at Jenna*

[caffeinated.joy]

*Chucks old coffee grounds at Theraven*

[DaSpecial1]

*Rains cake and key lime pie all over everyone*

Hmm that made me think...is there a such thing as spamcake?  Checking...*plays Girl From Ipanema" while rummaging through google...

Oh my someone actually was curious enough to create one: Spamcake recipe  

[Theraven]

*Ducks, grabs spam-cake, and throws back at Joy*

[caffeinated.joy]

*Scrapes spamcake off face, adds old coffee grounds, key lime pie, cabbage and rotten tomatoes and chucks the whole mess at Dasi*

[Mooncat]

*throws a handful of Skittles at everyone*

TASTE THE RAINBOW!!!!!!

[Jenna]

*sneaks up behind Theraven and dumps a bucket full of rotten cabbage and rutabagas on her head*

Here, you can have those back.

[Stelio Kontos]

*runs through the topic, shaking nearby ropes in a violent fashion, then runs on out without causing any physical harm*

[Katie]

So the purpose of this is to make a mess? Bring on the chocolate fountain... Bring a mop, Dork.

[caffeinated.joy]

*Grabs the chocolate fountain and swings it around, creating a giant chocolate waterfall to spray down over everyone*

All right now...

*Takes a running start and belly slides across the slippery ground*

[Stelio Kontos]

*German Suplexes the chocolate fountain*

[Mooncat]

CHOCOLATE SPAM!!!!