The New Official Spam Thread!

[Jenna]

No. I don't think so. Never. How about you STFU and DIAF instead? Sound good? Good.

[caffeinated.joy]

Hey, now. Keep it down, will ya? Some of us are trying to sleep...*snicker*

OK, who am I kidding?

[Stelio Kontos]

Political correctness, when applied in the "brutally curbstomp and supress anything that even kinda remotely sorta vaguely sounds somewhat possibly offensive" manner it seemingly is being applied today, quite frankly offends me.

Your move now.

[Squinge]

Ummmm no

[Jenna]

How about every time you disobey me, Dork, I take a star away. When you hit zero...I toss you into a pit full of amorous donkeys. Sound good? Great! Glad you agree.

[Stelio Kontos]

http://youtu.be/VhQK-6iI7cI

This made my week.

[caffeinated.joy]

Zombiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiies!

*Revs up chainsaw* It's party time!

[DaSpecial1]

Aw, I know what's kept you all away--you're missing variety in your spam. Here have a taste of this:

Eat 'em up! 

[jamesabrown1]

Kinda makes me feel a bit like Muffy's spider, ya know - little miss muffet sat on a tuffet, eating her curds and whey, along came a spider, sat down beside her, gagged and it ran away.

[Katie]

... I almost threw up, but then I thought, maybe the cheese makes it less awful... ?

[DaSpecial1]

That would have to be some seriously magical cheese.

Is it just me or does that can advertising Spam with cheese actually show a burrito (or omelet you decide ) with everything but cheese in it?

[Katie]

Yeah its some sort of egg-wrap full of veggies. No spam, no cheese.

[Stelio Kontos]

I'm a meatatarian. Except when it's ground beef in spaghetti and there's nowhere enough sauce with said spaghetti.

[Jenna]

I'm a eateverythingexceptspamatarian. That's totally a real word. Seriously.

[Katie]

.... I think I might be one of those, too...