The New Official Spam Thread!

[Carlwashere]

Where'd you get the duct tape!?!?!
Paden took it all away.
*Zooming down the train tracks*
This is pretty fun! It's not like I'm going to hit anything.  
By the way, how did you get out of the bathroom?

[Theraven]

Steals all the duct tape from Dec, and gives it back to MacGyver.

[Carlwashere]

How about me? I'm still taped the front of this train.
After the third time around, it gets pretty boring.   

[Dmcclure1]

I think the two biggest days during my Homecoming Spirit week were "Twinkie Day" and "Nerd Day". Obviously, people dressed up like nerds ...."Twinkie Day" is when you and a friend dress exactly like each other, and if you go to a certain table during your lunch period with your twinkie, both of you get twinkies!

lol i was thinking of the gay "stereotype" twink...
that would be cool

Scissors!?  Not when I'm mad and trapped....someone's gonna loose an eyeball! *considers the fact that she is tied to a couch*
eh, go ahead...

dont poke my eye out.... *Buys some scisors and cuts free from the couch*
IM FREE!!!!!!

[Carlwashere]

What did you folks not understand about NO GLUING people?? *takes away all the duct tape and glue and leaves the room after freeing everyone, but leaves Dec where he is after tossing in a can of Glade Air Freshener*

You've already been freed!
But I'm still taped to this train.
Today was CMT (country music television) day, (pretty stupid huh)
Nothing was too interesting a few people came in with cowboy hats, but that's about it.
Tomorrow's E! News day, dress up as a celebrity, might see something interesting.

[Dmcclure1]

oh, ha ha i guess i should have read more

[Dec12741]

ductapes and superglue to a Rhino's horn(the tip)

[Katie]

Did someone free me then?

[Carlwashere]

What did you folks not understand about NO GLUING people?? *takes away all the duct tape and glue and leaves the room after freeing everyone, but leaves Dec where he is after tossing in a can of Glade Air Freshener*

Paden freed everyone. Then Dec taped me to a train.
Dec, you still didn't say how you got out of the bathroom.

[Katie]

Oh ok! *unties you from the train, moves you to the big billboard, draws a speech bubble, and writes "Help!"*

[Carlwashere]

What a big difference... at least with the train I had the wind in my face. 
*takes a nap on said billboard*

[Katie]

did I mention your upside-down?

[Carlwashere]

Wow. This is going to suck. I'm not David Blaine. 
*struggles to avoid unconsciousness*
 

[soulofthesea]

*frees Carl from billboard* guys, I think we need to cut out this gluing people to stuff. otherwise the spam will explode, and we'll end up with a very angry moderator (meaning the Spam Empress herself, Jenna)

[Dec12741]

now back to our regular program


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