The New Official Spam Thread!

[soulofthesea]

I probably should've stopped eating McD's months ago, since the last two times I ate something from them, I've had some sort of negative reaction. strangely, I could eat my weight in McD's fries, and nothing bad would happen to my system. I do love those McFlurries, though.

[DaSpecial1]

Oh that video was gross.  Of course the food would mold silly man.  I think I'd have been more interested if he added something to the jars that simulated stomach acid.   The fry thing was impressive though.

[soulofthesea]

*wanders in, looks around, and spies a very soft bed* that looks like a good place to sleep! *gets in the bed and instantly falls asleep*

[SenkoTwiik]

That's a really nice bed. It would be cool to have in game.
I have a thing for beds.

[Theraven]

*kicks everyone out of the bed and falls asleep spread on top of it*

[Dec12741]

kick theraven out of the bed,locks bedroom door and falls asleep

[Theraven]

*finds bigger and softer bed, locks bedroom door*

[DaSpecial1]

*Calls the movers, relocates bed to my house, & snuggles in ).*

[soulofthesea]

*glares at everyone in the uber-soft bed* who said y'all could get in my bed?!

[SenkoTwiik]

Haha, soul.
That thing is huge. Like 6 people from this thread could fit in it.
Check out this one:


Look at all those freakin pillows!

[Theraven]

  that bed is MINE!! *puts up cannons around the room and locks bedroom door*

[Dec12741]

unlocks bedroom door and throws theraven  out of the bedroom triple locks the bedroom door and places land mines everywhere,then goes back to sleep

[Theraven]

You can't unlock the door if you don't have the key!   

*breaks open the door with dynamite, throws Dec out, takes bed to a vault that can only be unlocked from the inside, and lies down to sleep*

[Katie]

*Sneakily follows theraven! And then steals her awesome bed!*

[Theraven]

Nobody steals my bed!!