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« Reply #285 on: September 25, 2009, 02:33:42 pm »

yea, and she said she didnt know it was up there.... HOW THE **** DO YOU NOT REALIZE THAT!!!!???
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« Reply #286 on: September 25, 2009, 03:26:30 pm »

Maybe the blade made all the tissue around it numb. But that still wouldn't explain why sitting down or going to the bathroom didn't feel weird. a 6 inch blade doesn't bend well and I would think it would stiffen her up a little.
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« Reply #287 on: September 25, 2009, 04:19:11 pm »

Maybe the blade made all the tissue around it numb. But that still wouldn't explain why sitting down or going to the bathroom didn't feel weird. a 6 inch blade doesn't bend well and I would think it would stiffen her up a little.
Just a bit *hold up pointer and thumb in a gesture meaning small*
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« Reply #288 on: September 25, 2009, 04:21:36 pm »

*squeeeeee Dugg* sorry... had to do that. Oww that would hurt so bad. I can imagine going to school like that, you'd be going to sit down "OWWWWWW! Sorry."
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« Reply #289 on: September 25, 2009, 09:45:59 pm »

They also said that the end of the knife was poking her bladder. Oww, huh? That probably really started to hurt. Poor lady.
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« Reply #290 on: September 27, 2009, 11:42:25 am »

Ow, I couldn't imagine!
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« Reply #291 on: September 27, 2009, 12:44:12 pm »

On another note, we're having Hickory SPAM and eggs for lunch. Just thought I'd give you a gross out for the day. Cheesy
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« Reply #292 on: September 27, 2009, 01:08:13 pm »

Speaking of Spam, my husband and I were going grocery shopping and we passed the spam. Brandon stops and says "Mmm, spam. OH! Spam with Bacon!" He picks up one can of each and asks me if I could make them for him. I'm about to argue, but before I can say a word, he turns the cans around to read the nutritional facts and says, "Fattening!" He puts the cans back on the shelf talking about how that would be terrible for his heart with all the colesterol and sodium. I looked at him like he grew a third eye.
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« Reply #293 on: September 27, 2009, 01:34:32 pm »

Oh my god. I never thought I would see a guy turn down something they loved just like that. *GASP*  shocked
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« Reply #294 on: September 27, 2009, 01:46:39 pm »

I think i am going to be sick,goes to the bathroom and gets sick
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« Reply #295 on: September 27, 2009, 03:22:18 pm »

We still have the cans of turkey spam my hubby bought months ago... like I said, even the cats won't eat it.
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« Reply #296 on: September 27, 2009, 03:35:39 pm »

Hilarious. Cats are usually not picky. I guess it just goes to show...Spam should not be ingested by any living thing ever. The cats know.
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« Reply #297 on: September 27, 2009, 03:39:09 pm »

My cat must be an oddball, because she stole a tiny sliver of the bacon SPAM and we had to fight to keep her off of the table to go after the rest! The hickory stuff was really good, too. Then again, if it has bacon flavour, she goes nuts for it even if it is forbidden to her. The fat from pork can clog a cat's heart fast and I'd like to keep her around another ten years if possible. (She's 15 now.)
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« Reply #298 on: September 27, 2009, 03:44:46 pm »

My mom's dog is the same way about bacon. If Willie smells it, he will beg and beg for it. My dad got him the bacon snacks made for dogs but he doesn't seem to like them as much as the smell of real bacon. But no one will give him any. He's 10 years old and already has health problems, so bacon would only make things worse.
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« Reply #299 on: September 27, 2009, 04:01:12 pm »

My grandpa is the same way.
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