The New Official Spam Thread!

[Theraven]

Raven day... sounds fun  . I like fridays Raven days 

[Katie]

I bet.... I need something raven-ish though, i don't have any school shirts, or raven clothes yet.... black and blue it it! lol, if I ever get out of this chair!

[Dec12741]

Ductapes theraven to the same bed as DEC,then starts barking at theraven

[Carlwashere]

*Starts to expand business* Now selling super glue!
*Thinking about selling scissors.* 

[Theraven]

Tears free from the duct tape, and locks Dec into a bathroom with no windows and no toilet paper.

[Katie]

Scissors!?  Not when I'm mad and trapped....someone's gonna loose an eyeball! *considers the fact that she is tied to a couch*
eh, go ahead...

[Dec12741]

theraven it was not me who ductaped to the same bed that am ductape to and i think i know who did it

[Carlwashere]

I meant scissors for cutting duct tape. Not gouging out eyeballs. *changes mind about selling scissors* 

[Katie]

Well, that's a good idea, just keepe the scissors to yourself..... I'll buy some if you cut me outta here!!!

[Theraven]

*cuts 0BretttterB0 out*

Better now?

*goes to growl at Dec for going wild with duct tape - and uses superglue to fasten him to the toilet seat. Still no toilet paper*

Then *goes to growl at my site for not working when I want to update it*  

[Paden]

What did you folks not understand about NO GLUING people?? *takes away all the duct tape and glue and leaves the room after freeing everyone, but leaves Dec where he is after tossing in a can of Glade Air Freshener*

[DaSpecial1]

How successful will that air freshener be Paden?  That's a pretty small room.

Ummm...just curious, Raven however did you escape duct tape? 

[Theraven]

Magical superduper Swiss Army knife... 

[Carlwashere]

*donates extra duct tape and super glue stock to the charity for Under-supplied offices*
Hmm, what to do now...
*starts selling straitjackets* 
Let's see what you guys do with these. 

[Dec12741]

ductapes Carlwashere to a front end of a train