The New Official Spam Thread!

[Dullahan]

I changed my avatar.
It was hard, but now it has Thane, so it's all good. : D

[Stelio Kontos]

Rolling out my new name here, which is totally stolen from American Dad.

[Paden]

In the interests of making sure this doesn't turn into a zombie and stink up the carpet: *runs through the thread screaming* SPAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAM!!!

[Dec12741]

if this gets dirty here,i will be in the corner with a mop and a pale of water to clean any mess up

[Stelio Kontos]

To get some idea of how bored I am right now, I'm looking up why men usually wear short hair.
KNOWLEDGE!

[caffeinated.joy]

So, an actual conversation between my mother's room mate and me earlier today:

Me: C, I've got a pot of chai tea brewing for mom and me. I know you don't like chai, so would you like me to put the kettle on so you can have a cup of regular tea?

C: Oh, uh...uh no. I don't want ... no.

Me: You don't want tea today?

C: No, I don't want the tea you and your mom are having.

Me: I know you don't. This is why I'm asking if you would like me to put the kettle on for you.

C: No. Thank you. I'll just use a regular tea bag.

Me: This is what I'm asking you, C.

C: No, I don't want the tea you're having, Joy!

Me: Who's on first?

C: ... *blink blink*

Me: C, I'm asking you if you would like me to boil some water for you so you can have a cup of regular tea. As in tea made from the tea bags in the canister...

C: Oh! Oh, yes, I'd love it, thanks.

[Paden]

I know what that's like, had something similar in that my phone absolutely quit, as in not working at all, no fix to it. Had to go to town to get a new one and as soon as it's activated, I get a call from an irate bus driver wanting to know where we were. I told her the phone was off and she told me we needed to get home ASAP because school let out early due to the extreme heat of the day. So, we settled the bill and headed home. It wasn't til we got home and I was able to tell her that the old phone was BROKEN and no longer worked, which was why we had to get a new one so I'd have a dependable one just in case of emergencies and such in the future. Gah, people sometimes need to take time to listen and not be in such a hurry to assume things. I didn't WANT a new phone, I NEEDED a new phone...

[Stelio Kontos]

I just had to have my dog Brie put to sleep today.

[caffeinated.joy]

Aw, Stelio, I'm so sorry to hear it. There are many here who understand the heartache of losing a pet, myself among them. In three days, it will be four months to the day since my cat (in my avatar) fell asleep at the foot of my computer chair and didn't wake up. It's a horrible pain, and I'm so sorry you have to experience it.

[Stelio Kontos]

She lived a good fifteen years (those last two with me after she was adopted by my family), and I'm dealing with it rather well (apart from a few moments throughout the day), so........



In happier news, the book I'm working on is progressing nicely. Also working on a gameplan to get into better shape, with the slight possibility of deciding to begin training for a career in pro wrestling once I'm in relatively decent shape.

[Jenna]

So an aardvark walks into a bar and yells "SALMON!"

[Paden]

Two guys walk into a bar; the third one ducks and keeps going.

[Stelio Kontos]

The inside of my left ear is rather itchy.

[Paden]

Q) What do you get when you cross a comedian with a super absorbent towel?

A) Humor so dry you could wipe your body down with it after a shower.

Don't mind me, the coffee was extra strong this morning.

[Dec12741]

I have 3 words to say

Boar,Boared,Boaring