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[miros1]

30 second rule, if you grab them within 30 seconds, they're still good cupcakes!
< snags more than her share of the squashed cupcakes >

[Theraven]

*grabs the fresh, not-sqwuashed cupcakes and runs away*

You can keep the squashed ones. Bye!

[Hannnah]

*Runs after Theraven* Steals all her cupcakes*

[Theraven]

Too late, I ate them all yesterday!

[Stelio Kontos]

I neglected to mention that I licked all the cupcakes before curbstomping them.

[Jenna]

Pretty sure there's a ton of broken glass in there too from all the rum bottles I've been flinging around.

[caffeinated.joy]

Don't forget the moldy coffee ground, cabbage, tomatoes and whatever else got chucked about during the food fight...

[Jenna]

...and the "chocolate" Squinge left for us.

[Theraven]

*hands out mops and buckets*
Your mess, you wash!

*goes to enjoy freshly baked pizza in secret lair*

[caffeinated.joy]

You know, hanging a neon sign reading "Theraven's Secret Lair" over the door kinda ruins the secret.

*hands mop and bucket back* Ahem. You helped. Rotten cabbages...

[DaSpecial1]

*Stops by to watch the clean up*  *whispers:*

"Wow from up here in the rafters i can see eeeeverything and nobody sees me..."  *stifles a giggle*

Hmm, now let's see what so special about this stuff Jenna's always after...  *quietly pops open bottle of JD swiped earlier*

[Theraven]

The neon sign is just a diversion. Any cupcakes you might have found there ccontains Squinge's "special chocolate".

*is not here*

[Mr.fox]

-Directs a couple of minions to stash my new order of booze in the secret room.-

Drop it and I'll be dropping my foot on the top of your heads! And yes there's pizza and cookies after this... But only if you get the job done right!

-Continues to look about as My fox ears twitch and move about like radar dishes checking on my current surroundings on what's up besides the Bobo the Bum and Cletus the paranoid hobo duking it out over a Angry Whopper.-

[Theraven]

You have minions? Can I get some too? Pwetty pwease!!! I've got a stack of bananas and apples for them somewhere here... hmm... where did I put them?

*runs off with a pizza while everyone is looking the other way*

[caffeinated.joy]

Minions are highly overrated. Always whining about being overworked, not being paid, lousy work conditions...whine, whine, moan, whine.

Pah.

Minions.

Now lackeys...or even henchmen...that's the way to go. They're always happy to kill beat rob do whatever you need done and never complain.