The New Official Spam Thread!

[Mr.fox]

Sure Theraven juust fill out this paperwork and were ready to go!

-Kicks over a stack of paperwork equivalent to the yellow pages-

Grab a slice or 4 you're going to need it....

Well Caff. I got them for dirt cheap... Well not even dirt cheap I did one of those reform your lazy kids into proficient busy-bodies for those top-notch corporate type parents and such! And I'm getting paid in millions and millions of dollars! So they can complain and bitch all they want it's building character!

-Marksman shoots a phone out of one of the spoiled teen's hands with my Browning HP-

This isn't chat time get your ass back to work!... So in short I have reasons for my methods and of course I personally go with henchmen or hiredhand... Professionals, doesn't give lip about the order, will complete the task at any cost as well down to the "T". Of course they're not like the usual scavengers that fight over scraps and well I don't mind that want that juicy T-bone of a payment as it's like befriending a wolf... Give it what it wants and they will be your loyal companion for life. Well the wolves that I befriend... Will restrain myself upon other wolves... Yes Twilight I'm talking about you...

[Stelio Kontos]

Where are the InSim's cryogenic chambers? I need to freeze myself until the release of Grand Theft Auto 5.

[Jenna]

You know what's better than minions, lackeys, or henchmen? Hench Monkeys! *eyes Dullahan and Stelio*

...this gives me an idea. *smirks*

(And while we don't have any cryo chambers, there's a couple of heavy duty meat lockers we use to keep the bodies of trolls on ice until we can dump 'em in the incinerator. Help yourself.)

[Mr.fox]

-Fox ears perk up to a potential customer-

Well Mr. Kontos I do have a variety of cryogenic chambers in my shop care to purchase one? Also comes with Free professional installation as well upon the full purchase.

-Fox ears lower to to side on Jenna's suggestion.-

Well hence monkeys would be a good idea... If they weren't so accident prone upon killing themselves or flinging things other than poop at my new Androids in which detect it as a weapon and well a insult and start ripping them into pieces. I'd just find them to be a waste of money in my account.

[Mooncat]

*peeks into spam thread*

[caffeinated.joy]

La bibbity biddy dum...la bibbity biddy doo...

Cluck...went the chicken.

And that's how they do it...on Broadway.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jR4lLJu_-wE&feature=youtu.be

[Mooncat]

You know fish can hear you thinkin' just before you sneeze.

[Theraven]

*catches herself some henchmonkeys*

Chocolate (the ones I don't like) in traps works wonders, by the way.

[Jenna]

*belches*

...that was some good beer.

[Stelio Kontos]

Are you sure it was beer and not orc pee?

[Jenna]

With the swill they serve at the pool hall, it could very well have been orc piss.

[Squinge]

Jenna get me a beer

[Jenna]

Get your own damn beer, Dork. Or horse piss. Whatever. That's what Coors is anyways.

[Squinge]

I just said a beer not a brand
and Labatt 52 is horse piss or light water a friend drinks it :S have you tried it?

[Jenna]

Well you wouldn't know what a good beer is, considering you drink that bargain-rack swill.

....and no, I haven't. I've heard the same about it though. Fermented horse piss, cut with gasoline. Hah!