The New Official Spam Thread!

[Stelio Kontos]

Cupcakes are too mainstream.

[caffeinated.joy]

*Makes a sparkley unicorn noodle soup with the unicorn meat.*

Mmmmm. Soup.

[Stelio Kontos]

Soup is too played out. I prefer bisque prepared by blind deaf dwarves.

[Jenna]

I prefer the souls of newborn babies. Less fattening.

[Dec12741]

i think iam going to be sick

[Stelio Kontos]

My face is more aerodynamic than it was yesterday.

[Jenna]

I keep catching my toenail clippings trying to sneak away to become mimes.

[Mooncat]

Biscuits!

[Jenna]

The biscuits are conspiring with my ear wax to murder my spleen! Again.

[Paden]

Cupcakes are NOT mainstream if they have peanut butter cups in the middle of them, so meh.

[Theraven]

You can keep the peanutbutter cupcakes. I'll take the chocolate ones (the safe chocolate ones).
*runs away to <...>*

[Mr.fox]

Are they popeye biscuits?

[Stelio Kontos]

Cupcakes are NOT mainstream if they have peanut butter cups in the middle of them, so meh.

I'm afraid to correct you, but I must. Peanut butter cups are as mainstream as Coldplay.  Deep-fried freeze-dried eggplant parmesean sushi is where it's at.

[Theraven]

Not in cupcakes. Those you can keep to yourself!
*eats the last chocolate cupcake*

Better get a start on my birthday cake... Oh wait! I already have a cake! (going home for a short visit when mom's got a chocolate cake in the freezer wasn't a bad idea). And I found 4 pieces of chocolate cake in the freezer, even! (truth be said, two are already gone).

But I still want brownies with chocolate cream! And the best of all? These aren't pixellated, so no one can steal them!

If I could only get the LFB chapter fixed now... 39 pages! 39 PAGES! That's enough for at least 3 chapters, and I'm not even done yet!

[Hannnah]

Happy Birthday