Of Dudes and Dames - an UnBeautiful Legacy Story - Generation Two Episode One Now Up!

[Dinki]

Yeah! More please!

[~*Jax*~]

I can't believe Abbey is going to be a toddler soon. It seems like just yesterday I married and lost the Goopster. My young dame is never going to know her other dad. Kinda sucks

Wendy: Why don't you just relax and stargaze for a while. You have been working so very hard lately.

Chris: You're right. Go tend Abbey. I need to relax.

*looks innocent* I don't know why the Social Bunny came to visit Wendy.

What a nice night .... such activity out there. Who knew. ... Wait.

Do I see a ... nah. Can't be.

What the hell is that???

Is that light directed at ... me???

What the hell?

OH NO!!

no no no no no no ....

must ... hold ... on ...

I really don't like where this is heading. Can we stop now?

Really. The joke is over. I get it. Don't look through the telescope when the moons are full.

I'm slipping! Dude, this is not good.

Wendy: Chris? Chris, are you out there?

Hm. Wonder where he went?

and thus time passes ... and the world echoes with the Creator's laughter.

In the morning light, I was finally released. But the splat against the pavement was not something that was appreciated.

Oooo ... what happened? I can barely remember last night. Did I get drunk? Did I ...

AAAAAHHHHHHH!

Man. My stomache is really acting up. Do I have the flu? Could I be... nah. Can't be. I have to go to work.

All day my gut was weirding me out. But as soon as I got home, something happened.

Oh. Shit. I recognize that bump. How the hell did I get knocked up?

No. Freaking. Way. I think I want to cry. No. Dudes don't cry. I'm not a dame. But if I keep this up, I will be. Damn.

But, I'm not going to worry about it. Abbey's birthday is tonight, and I finally get to see if Goopy's ugly genes were passed on to our daughter.

Good thing she won't remember this. I can't sing to save my life!

Blow out the candles little one! You can't? Then let a dude help you.

Hm. I wonder what would happen if ...

I fling the baby up in the air. Promise I will catch you. Really.

o.O Is she stuck up there?

Holy cow! She turned into a toddler. Hell, should have done that before. Could have missed all those midnight feedings!

Alright little one. Let's take a look at you. Damn. You are adorable.

Goopy gave me an adorable daughter. The ugly will have to wait.

But that's ok. She's my baby anyway. *sob* Damn hormones.

Put a hat on her and give her a binkie, and no one will know that she's cute as a button.

So, Goopy. You have a beautiful daughter. And I am knocked up again. But I didn't cheat on you. You're dead and I was kidnapped.

I figured I should teach the mini dame to talk. She will need to understand what a dude says in order to serve them properly.

Wendy and I are getting closer. It's kinda nice to have a retired lady take care of the Ishkibibblet.

I can almost forget I am pregnant again. But ... something is nagging at me.

Even Abbey gets into the music and dancing!

We put the Abbster to bed, I have a cunning plan ...

I ply Wendy with drink and food.

and then pop the question. I need a good dame to care for me while I take care of this ... child ... in me.

She seems thrilled at the whole ring thing. What is it with dames and rings, anyway?

Ah. A dame after my own heart. Forget the box ... look at the bling!

I guess this is yes? We should do this before I get any fatter, you know.

So, Wendy and I get married in the kitchen. Well, I guess it's her kitchen now. Connected to the rest of my house.

So, do you?

Yeah. You?

Sure. What the hell. We're not getting any younger.

Well, here's your ownership proof. I mean your ring.

You do realize you are an Ishkibibble now, right? Yeah. About that. I want to keep my name. Not a chance. You're mine. Oh. Ok. Whatever.

Slip me some tongue, wife.

[Verly]

Bwahahaha.  I love you. lol. I'm getting such a kick out of this story.

[~*Jax*~]

Bwahahaha.  I love you. lol. I'm getting such a kick out of this story.

LOL

Oh wait for it.  I have the story up on my livejournal.  They are a couple ahead, and are wanting to murder me LOL

:devill:

[Elven_Song]

xD I knew he was going to marry "nanny" at some point. Now she's a permanent nanny! Bwahahaha!!

[hotrod50s]

i swear this gets funnier as it goes keep it coming this is hilarious

[ladyrose]

I love this!!! Its great! Do more sooooon!!!!(like now *coughs*)

[~*Jax*~]

No matter how many changes happen to my house and my life, I think Goopy will always be haunting my every move.

Though, I do find myself having a bubble bath more often than not with this new Ishkibibblette on the way. A bubble bath. I'm turning into a dame. Damn.

Since Wendy moved in with some extra Simoleans, I built myself a pool. Need to keep my hot bod supple and flexible!

Day and night, we use the pool but Wendy seems to like swimming in the storms. Weird ancient dame.

Old dame seems to enjoy shaking her booty to mini dame when mini dame is potty training. I will never understand them. I swear. Such an odd race.

Yergh. I seem to be fatter this knock up. Mini dame doesn't mind though.

When ever Wendy uses the shower she makes such a freaking mess. I thought dames were to keep everything clean ... HOLY SHIT IT'S HAPPENING AGAIN!!! Why do I do this to myself?

Creator: Oh look, it's a basket ball! Perfectly round tummy. LOL Chris: Shut up. It hurts. I want my mommy.

Can we make it stop now please? I think I pulled something.

Note to self: no more tacos before bed. I think I have to fart.

Little Miss Cutie Pie was alseep in the next room when Chris went into labor. Poor kid woke up to her dad's screeching. Seriously. The timing was perfect. He went into labour and her energy bar was completely green!

Look! It's Goopy's nose! Now that he's dead, he won't be needing it anymore. LOL

Abbey: I WANT MY DADDEEEE!!!!

DADDEEEE!!! Baby made a boom boom!

So the Creator was laughing so hard throughout Chris' labour and subsequent birthing that she completely neglected to take pics. But, suffice it to say, BiBi Ishkibibble was born. Chris and Wendy hired a maid so they both could work. I wasn't paying attention to the Simolean fund ... they had about three hundred in the bank. Oops!

Meet Alvin. Ugly spud. Great for future uglifiying. Chris ran out to meet him and made almost instant friends. Did I take a photo? No. I'm the world's biggest goober.

*back to story* Good thing I married the old dame. BiBi is a demanding mini mini dame. Why did I toss another dame?? Damn. Heh. Damn dame.

With my aspiration points, I bought myself a love tub, and a bunch of dudes and dames came over for a tub party. Well, that and my bubble blower. Mmmm ... bubbles. But, with the blowing of the bubbles, time marched on. Abbey was ready to become a child.

Abbey is scared of fire, so Wendy held her and blew out the candles herself.

She put Abbey on the floor and stood back. Abbey looked around at all the strangers at her birthday party.

Then my mini dame stood up and wiggled her hips. I had to mention to Wendy that she's too young to attract dudes like that but she ignored me.

She looks like she is straining for a fart! Like father like daughter!

Abbey looks so surprised in this shot!

And my first little dame's transistion starts. The nerves are strung tight. Will she look like me? Goopy? Her own brand of ugly? Creator forbid ... cute?

And her transistion is complete.

[Verly]

MORE MORE MORE.  lol

[hotrod50s]

arrg what a place to leave a cliff hanger lol i agree more more.you always stop when it gets good lol.

[caffeinated.joy]

I really need to warn you all:

This lady is the Countess of Cliffhangers.

[~*Jax*~]

OH shush you! LOL

I am not.

[caffeinated.joy]

*hand on hips*

You can't shush me! I have voices! They're louder than you!

[franciele]

This is great Inyri! I have just read all of the chapters lol really funny :lol: I trully love that last shot of the feet..left us hanging lol  I think the creator has made a prank and she is going to be really cute :lol: Keep it up can't wait for the next chapter!

[ladyrose]

GAAAAAAH! NEED MORE!!!!!!!