Of Dudes and Dames - an UnBeautiful Legacy Story - Generation Two Episode One Now Up!

[omgitsamelia]

this is hilarious

i love the last name ishkabibble
its awesome

[Elven_Song]

xD Omy, very interesting update.. though a bit short. As Jim Carrey said, "I'm on my knees in a $900 suit..!"  
Please update soon!

[shawnee]

This is hilarious! I love this story!

[dangermouse]

Brilliant, it had me laughing, just hope the poor kid isn't as ugly as he wants it!

[~*Jax*~]

My mini dame has become a little dame. I still don't know if she looks like Goopy or me. Please Creator, please let her keep her nose and be ugly.

Damn. She's a good looking kid. We don't have an heir. But, I still adore her. She will be trained to serve a dude in the proper fashion. She will make the Daddy Dude proud.

Goopy decided to pay a visit to his daughter. Unfortunately, she didn't really appreciate it. Her other Daddy Dude loves to scare people.

Little dame doesn't take her Daddy Dude's visit all that well. She had a hard time falling back to sleep.

No sooner than she fell asleep when he came back. All told, he haunted her six times in one night. She was not a happy little dame in the morning.

The Goopster also took to haunting poor Wendy Dame. He didn't appreciate her stepping into my life, even though her main purpose was to serve me.

Wendy Dame had a hard time with the first husband. *shifty eyes*

In the morning, little Dame started making the contacts of other dames that would help her acheive my goals.

It was now time for BiBi to grow into a toddler. I prayed to the Creator for a fugly child.

Ok itty bitty dame ... time to become a mini dame!

*FLING!*

Praise to the Creator! BiBi was hit by the fugly bat!! Time to celebrate! We have an heir!

So, I get down to party, while BiBi takes a dancing lesson from the Daddy Dude.

I'm still working on maintaining my manly physique. Damn I'm good looking.

Whoo Hoo! Cannon ball! XD XD

ahem. pure gratuitous shot on the part of the Creator.

All too soon, it was time for the new mini dame to join her sister in the little dame sorority.

Blow out the candles you hideous little urchin ... er ... I mean my darling spud!

Time for the Transition Tango. My heart is in my throat. Will she stay ugly? Or will she follow her sister's footsteps and be cute?

The suspense is killing me! But I am not going to make you all wait. LOL

Eeeewwww! She's perfect! Though the hair is too cool. Gonna have to change it to dreads, I think.

But, before I do, it's time for me to become a swinging handsome old fart.

and away we go!

Ow! I think I pulled something ... this aging thing really sucks!

Oh hey! Not too shabby!

Come here, wife. Let's see if it still works.

Yup ... still works. How you doin'?

Rawr...

Go away, dame. I need pork chops.

Episode Six is SO large, I had to divide it into several parts. This, obviously, is part one.

Enjoy!

[Verly]

OMG, too freaking funny!

[Elven_Song]

xD The little alien heiress is so cute (in an ugly way) I can't wait to see Gen.2 0-o Ohhh man..

[hotrod50s]

rofl no matter how it is done this stays funny lol the itty bitty dame and mini dame then little dame bit is always funny,i think that has became your trademark.and oh yea thanks for picking a better place to stop then last time lol.not a major cliffhanger this time

[dangermouse]

I love this story, its so funny

[ladyrose]

heh heh heh. i adore this story.

[franciele]

I knew she was going to be cute hehe Now the second daugher... he must be very proud!!! Inyri I really want to do their familly portrait lol

[~*Jax*~]

Wendy: I don't feel so good.

Abbey: Auntie Wendy? Are you OK?

Wendy: Yes, little one ... I'm ok. I'm just really tired.

Abbey: Oh no!! Auntie Wendy? Are you going to see Daddy Goopy?   Wendy: Yes, punkin. I'm going to see your Daddy Goopy.

Death: It's time. You've lived a good life, you've dealt with the Ishkibibble. You deserve rest.

Abbey: AUNTIE!! *cries*

Chris: Abbey, what's wrong? Hey ... hula dames!   Wait a minute....

Chris: Dude, you need to eat more. What's with the pokey thing?

Death: He's a real charmer, isn't he?   Wendy: He's a little misunderstood.   Death: I'm pushing for you to be cannonized.   Chris: NO!!! *sob*

Wendy: But I'm not packed!   BiBi: Wendylady! Please stay! *sob*

Wendy: I guess it's time. So ... um ... where are we going?   Death: That's for me to know and you to find out.

Wendy: But Chris can't survive without a dame to take care of him.   Death: Don't start. He's old. I'll be here for him soon.

Death: It's your time, Wendy. Just take the tiki drink and we can get out of here. Your first husband is waiting for you.

Wendy: You know, that's real tacky talking about my dead husband while my current one is sobbing right here with the kids.   Death: Honey, I hate to tell you this. You're dead. Gone. Kaput. Finito. Now hurry up, I have a nine o'clock over in Pleasantview.

Wendy: Damn. Alright. Just, can I say goodbye?   Death: They won't hear you. They can't see you anymore. Just let them go. Or you will be a nasty ghost.

Wendy: I can be a ghost?   Chris: Oh god why? Why do I lose all my wives?   Wendy: Aw... Chris.... I'm sorry.   Death: Can we get a move on please?

Wendy: Ok. *sigh* Let's go. My feet and back are tired. Girls, I will watch over you. Don't fall into your Dad's dame trap, OK?   Death: They can't hear you.   Wendy: Bite me.

Death: Ok God. Seven forty five coming in.   Wendy: *whispers* not if I can help it.   Death: Pardon?   Wendy: Oh nothing.

Chris: Oh god ... the crazy is coming ....

Chris: *a little crazy* Ding dong the dame is dead...   *wibble*

Abbey: The only mother I have ever known. I can't do this.   BiBi: The broad is gone ... now I can take over. *blink* Where did that come from?

Chris: It's ok Abbey. I'm here. You can still take care of me.

Chris: It's ok BiBi. Abbey will show you how to take care of me.

Cha-Ching!   Insurance money came in. Chris received $20,000 and Abbey recevied $1,000. BiBi didn't get anything.   BiBi: Why didn't the Wendylady leave me any money?   Chris: It's a dame's way. Give to the man, and hush money to the oldest. Learn it, live it.

With the insurance money, the Ishkibibble family invested in a mausoleum to house the family. The side on the right is for the heirs, with Chris' place at the head. The side on the left is for the spouses.

Goopy and Wendy's places of honour.

Chris: Good night Abbey. Sleep well. I'm sorry you are still too young of a dame to take care of your Daddy Dude properly.

Hey baby. How you doin'?

[hotrod50s]

i really like how you designed that masoleum(sp) not quite as funny as the rest but i loved the conversation with death lol leave it to you to come up with something clever though i enjoyed the update.

it is my guess that the alien dame is the heir

[Verly]

yay, another update. lol.

[oddball011]

haha when I read it forgot the y at the end of Goopy and thought the little girl said "Are you going to see Daddy Goop?" lol
Great update