Of Dudes and Dames - an UnBeautiful Legacy Story - Generation Two Episode One Now Up!

[Elven_Song]

^^ Yay! I really do hate those old dames.. I much prefer the young type -winkwink- xD Next part! Next part!

-is crazy high on sugar- @.@

[~*Jax*~]

Oooo ... mini dame is getting a little porky. Time to get her on a diet!

But, not until mini dame becomes a teen dame. Looks like she will be doing this on her own....

Oh dear gods. She's in a school uniform? How boring!

Wow ... even though she grew up well, no one was really paying attention. I think the little green dame is heading to the fridge.

So, teen dame decided to go to Ishkibibblaplaza to get new clothes and something to eat.   Cookies to those who recognize where she is, what table she is at, and who is her waiter .... this does not bode well.

I knew this didn't bode well.   Freak.

And again, he's making cheap platitudes to make it up to her.   Dayum.

Teen dame did manage to get some food into her system. You know, it's a shame she's cute. She would have made an excellent heir. The dame has 'tude.

When she was done her shopping, her loving Daddy Dude giving her his credit card, she met up with ugly Alvin. Who couldn't care less about skiing, apparently.

Meanwhile, I had taken my co-worker Kerie out for dinner. I'm tired, I'm lonely, I'm horny.

She's nice looking, but I have my heir, so I just need a bed warmer. I wonder ...

Hey, dame? I have a question...

The name is Kerie, asswipe, but go on.

Yeah yeah ... whatever   Marry me?   Sure. What the hell. You're rich.

Come back to my place, oh new fiance of mine!

We shall be wed in the morning. Don't worry about the ghosts of my late wives. I am loyal only to you until you die.

You know ... dudes don't like pink. Why are most of my wives into putting me into fugly clothes. All but Goopy.   Ahh ... Goopy.

Here wife. Eat.

But Chris! I'm a di ... mhumph ...

It's diabetic safe, wife. Do you think I want to lose another one on my wedding night? I have plans.

Oh how sweet!   Really? They said it wouldn't be.   o.O

It was just a saying, Chris.   Oh. HAHAHAHAHA!   Um. yeah.

Now that most of the guests have left, it's time for the family toast.   But first...let the kissing of the dude commence!

Kerie: To life, love and family!   Chris: To having a dame wait on me hand and foot!   Abbey: To my first kiss!   BiBi: To take over the world! huh? Again...where did that come from???

Now that Kerie seems to have disappeared ( o.O ) the family toasts its good fortune.

BiBi: Hey Abbey? Why did Daddy Dude get married again?   Abbey: Because he needs a dame to care for him.   Chris: Because I need you both to be trained properly.

Abbey: Don't worry about Dad, BiBi. I won't let him corrupt you.   BiBi: Thanks Abbey!

Apparently Wendy has issues with Chris getting married   THE DAY AFTER SHE DIED!!!

No matter how much she scared him ... the bugger wouldn't keel over from shock. I think he's going to grow to be an ornery old geezer.

So Wendy decided to go off and bother other people.

Like Abbey ... a few minutes after Chris went to bed.

Notice how she is laughing? Evil ghost I tell you.

Then she turned her attentions to poor BiBi. Mind you, BiBi really enjoyed it LOL!

The next evening, BiBi went out and put the moves on Alvin. Even though she is still a child.   BiBi: Hey good looking. I'll be a teen in a few days...   Alvin: ew.

Aahh... a blissful home.

for now ...   XD   Damn ... Wendy is mad!!!

The group likes to invite over friends from school for tub and Mysh ... bingo parties.   The only one who didn't win anything during this game was Chris. Think the fates are trying to tell him something?   Yes, Kerie is still around. It's just that she and Chris were on opposite work schedules. Sucks to be them!   Thus ends Episode Six!

[hotrod50s]

lol good update wendy is really giving daddy dude a bad time lol really fine job made me laugh as much as your story normaly does rofl

[Verly]

yay! another update.

[Elven_Song]

^^ lol! I love the part with the cake.. it's always my fave part of the weddings. And the added humor didn't hurt. Go Ishkibibble!! Woo!

[ladyrose]

heh heh heh. I so love this story!

[~*Jax*~]

Thanks guys.  I will be not able to update for a while, as I have to play to get more photos.  Hopefully you all will stick around anyway.  

[SimulatedDork]

Oh this story is perfect and so funny! You rock! And your suspense in early parts killed!

Heh, BiBi was already a toddler in part 6, but before you showed us, she was playing with the dollhouse in one of the shots...

[dangermouse]

Yay! Update! This is really funny, and I promise I won't pester you for updates

[Verly]

Take your time, we'll be here.

[SimulatedDork]

It makes a change - a funny story! You must be very proud! Lol, all I seem to be able to churn out is depressing stories of childhood misery and woe! Gah!

[starlucid]

very funny!  Love it!   Simulated I like your story it has the beginning of a good drama!
Me what I write usually ends up horror so don't feel bad!

[~*Jax*~]

OK, quick update note here:
 
I realize that the photos had disappeared for a couple of weeks.  My apologies.  They are back now and I am working on three more episodes that will be updated soon.
 
Thanks for the PMs about the missing photos guys!  

[~*Jax*~]

My little Heir-Dame is looking for answers from her other father. But, as she is just a dame, and a green one at that, he's not going to answer.

So she starts to work on her weaving project for school. Maybe she's making something for her Daddy Dude.

I sent the wife up to the nursery to deal with the baby dame she squeezed out for heir purposes. Too bad she squeezed out cute twins.

So let's fling the little ankle biters into the air to scare them into their next age.

People think this is a happy home. It is. My only son Chris Junior - CreeJer - and I are well cared for by the harem of dames here.

A dame's touch.

Someone really needs to teach the Abbey dame to care for the kids. That's what she's here for. Sheesh. Kerie is failing at her post.

But she makes good pork chops, so I think I will keep her.

Calling up a nanny, as both the wife-dame and I work together. I solemnly swear I won't marry this old dame.

The heir-dame chats up Kennedy. Maybe she can work around his nose.

The house seems to change at the whim of the Creator. *shrug* As long as I have my tub, I don't care.

The teen-dames are regaling me with how they plan to enhance my gene-pool

And now, the heir-dame is off to the hospital where she works.

She will be Cheif of Staff someday ... and be in charge of the health and welfare of all Ishkibibblapalooza!! MWAHAHAHA!!!

It's time for ChreeJer to grow into a child and his heritage.

The wife-dame spent all day baking a cake or two for the twins, and completely neglecting to bathe the smelly little ... tykes, yeah tykes. Ew.

How the hell can she breathe? Ew.

And CreeJer starts his transformation.

Not even close to being in the running. CreeJer, like me, is a handsome chap.

Why do I have to deal with the baby dame? Damn.

Let's get it over with already.

Time to change ... and I don't mean your diapers, baby dame.

And we tossed another cute kid. Precocious little thing, isn't she?

[Verly]

Poor Chris. He keeps having cute babies. hehe. except for the alien of course. lol