Sim conversations.

[KatieMae]

Heres a somewhat dirty one my two female sims had hanging out:

Sim1: Do you like making out?
Sim2: I love making out! I've made out with the whole world!
Sim1: Aren't you afraid of getting caught cheating?
Sim2: Yes I am.. But I'll still make out with any new person I meet.
Sim1: I need to meet some new people. It wasn't any fun making out with your husband.
Sim2: No I don't really like him either. Did you woohoo?
Sim1: Yes we did and he wore a funny hat.
Sim2: Did he pay you?
Sim1: No he didn't but he helped me get a promotion! :smt113

[DecoraChroi]

Hehe, very funny!

[Mandie]

A sim family is sitting down for dinner.  The mother leans over to her only son and says, "I have many children."  
Son: None of them are as nice as me.
Mom: I deserve a reward for being such a good mom.
Son: No you are definately not goo enough for a reward.  You bug me.
Daughter 1: Did you know, I saw a ladybug in the garden.
Son: Well I saw a roach in the kitchen.
Mom: (aghast) You did not!  I clean the counters.
Daughter 2: I love cleaning.  I cleaned the tub.
Son: No it is still dirty.
Dad: Her ability to clean is definately going up.
Daughter 2: Yeah and I have the graph to prove it.

[vanessa]

Hahahahaha...!!!

[The Mule]

Yeah...what's with the graph?

And customer complaints!!

[vanessa]

Father,little girl and granny at dinner:
Little girl:-I want to have a baby.What do I have to do to get one?
Father:-I don't know!
Granny:-You have to kiss a lot!
F:-That's not true!
L.g.:-You could buy me a cell phone,I'll kiss it and I'll get the baby.
Granny.-You have to woo hoo a lot!
F:-Don't say this,I have very very negative feelings for you now!
L.g.:-I want a baby!How do I get it?
F:-First,you have to get 5 best friends,then you have to become an astronaut.get an award,live in the 60's and buy new shoes.Then you have to see many buildings and play videogames.
L.g.:-Could you buy me a cell phone?
Granny:-I love to woo hoo!

[kathwynn]

I know when I have played to long and to often, cause their language starts making sense...  way to scary...and then I need to have a Guinness as I chant. They are only bits of light that make nonsense sounds that only sounds like language. lol
 
But I do pay attention to the bubbles. It cue me as to what the AI may be doing.. or maybe it is we who have the nonsense langauge and the sims are trying to commun.. Where is that GUINNESS!!! :goofy:

[vanessa]

Hahaha...I agree,kathwynn.LOL!

[Fat Head]

I love it when my family aspiration sims walk around thinking "Maybe I should invite a baby over".

[The Mule]

That means they want to adopt....the phone and baby balloon.

[Fat Head]

That means they want to adopt....the phone and baby balloon.

I know, but i was going for a more literal translation......(pacifier=baby) + (phone=invite someone over) = Invite a baby over.

[The Mule]

AH...humor....gotcha......it's early, brain wasn't functioning.

[ancienthighway]

I stumbled on this page at McTrick's Place that takes sim conversations to a new level.  The stories he has posted under Ghettoville are great!

[vanessa]

-So you got a new baby?
-Yes,it's an elefant.
-Do you usualy kiss him?
-No,but I make a lot of money out of him.
-Does he drive a car?
-Only at night,because I'm an Opera singer.
-I have a bush and some buggs.
-oh,no,I'm not an alien.I just love to play videogames after woo-hooing.It gives me even more money.I like to get payed.
-That's how you got the elefant.

[deniseantonia]

I have never really tried to understand their conversations but i guess now i will have to watch them