Sim conversations.

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Re: Sim conversations.

« Reply #105 on: March 18, 2009, 10:24:41 am »

Quote from: caffeinated.joy on March 18, 2009, 01:09:35 am

They have ADHD, I swear. "Oh, look at my shoes? Don't you love fashion? So, then I saw ghost the other night and, oh yeah, my shoes! But oh, I was robbed! And there are aliens out there! Mmmmm.... grilled cheeeeeese."

They know my wife? They forgot the random chicken sightings...


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Re: Sim conversations.

« Reply #106 on: April 15, 2009, 09:39:33 am »

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Husband and wife caught eachother cheating at the same time. They then watched television together. This was their convo.

Wife: I liked that Engagement ring you gave me.
Husband: Yes, I also liked it. Let's hold hands.
Wife: Oh, good idea!
*awkward silencde*
Wife: Hey, weren't we going to hold hands? We are married, after all!
Husband: Oh yeah, we're married! I love you.
Wife: I love you too, that's why we're married!
Husband: Yes, we are married. Let's kiss!
Wife: Yes, let's kiss. Let's go outside where it's sunny!
Husband: Yes, it is quite sunny today! But it's also cloudy, too!
*Husband stands up* and thinks "I'm not tired, but I want to go to bed."
*Wife lies down on couch* and thinks "I'm not tired either, but I feel like lying down."

*They sit back down to watch TV*
Husband: I have two best friends.
Wife: I also have two best friends!
*Pause*
Wife: I cheated on you.
*Pause*
Wife: Let's kiss!
Husband: Yeah, let's kiss! It's the least you can do since I bought you such a wonderful engagement ring!
Wife: Yes, it was a great engagement ring! You're my best friend.
Husband: You're my best friend too! I love you!
Wife: I love you twice as much!
Husband: I love you more, because you're my best friend!
Wife: Did I mention that you're my best friend! I sooo wanna kiss you right now!
Husband: I wanna kiss you too! And hold your hand!
Wife: Yes, let's hold hands because we love eachother!
Husband: Yes, we love each other so much!
Wife: I like kissing. I have kissed two people today, because I love them!
Husband: Yeah, me too! Did I mention that you're my best friend?
Wife: YES!!!! This is a nice house.
Husband: I know. It cost me a fortune, and so did the engagement ring.
Wife: Did you propose to me on a train?
HUsband: No, not a train, a boat!
Wife: No, I'm pretty sure it was a train. I remember the sign with the squiggly line on it!

*They talked about boats, trains, signs with a squiggly line on it, love, kisses, wedding and engagement rings and best friends for several hours*

*Later, Husband, Wife, Husband's lover (Neil the fireman) and Wife's lover (Ivy) are eating dinner together*
Husband: I like firemen.
Fireman: I'm a fireman. I like clocks with envelope slots.
Husband: I like clocks with envelope slots too! I also like shoes!
Fireman: I don't like shoes, but I love kissing!
Husband: Let's make out!
Wife: Can I make out with you too? I'll be your best friend!
HUsband: No. Do the dishes!

*Later they're all watching television*
Ivy (to Wife): Woohoo with me!
Fireman: No, woohoo with me! I'll be your best friend!
Husband: I thought I was your best friend! I cheated on my wife for you, remember?
*Fireman turns off TV*
Ivy, husband and wife: OI! WHAT DID YOU DO THAT FOR?

This reminds me so much of "The American Dream" by Edward Albee.


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Re: Sim conversations.

« Reply #107 on: April 19, 2009, 02:39:04 am »

ITs fun to make up sims conversations...I always do it when I play the game but forget about it later. Its terrible really but they have the most random speech bubble thoughts while doing things.


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Re: Sim conversations.

« Reply #108 on: April 20, 2009, 01:29:42 am »

LOL I usually read the think bubbles and try to think up what their conversation is about. Sometimes I also just listen to their conversation and pull out words I recognize. Sim conversations are pretty much just a bunch of words from different languages. I'm learning french, so I'm always listening for french words


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Feisty32

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Re: Sim conversations.

« Reply #109 on: April 20, 2009, 12:36:31 pm »

sims conversations are quite amusing hehe i could've sworn i heard my sim tell another sim to go to hell lol. Grin


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Re: Sim conversations.

« Reply #110 on: April 20, 2009, 05:06:52 pm »

I don't know if it was the painkillers, but I swore I caught my self-sim trying to proposition another Sim for...uh...woohoo.

SimJenna: "I like woohoo!"
OtherSim: "I like woohoo too!"
SimJenna: "So, I got a lot of money..."

*SimJenna gestures to the other Sim that she thinks she's hot*


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Feisty32

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Re: Sim conversations.

« Reply #111 on: April 20, 2009, 05:56:36 pm »

rofl jenna that is just epic. Laugh


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kinnika

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Re: Sim conversations.

« Reply #112 on: April 23, 2009, 07:31:11 am »

Lol. Now thanks to all you guys, almost every conversation the Sims have cracks me up.


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Re: Sim conversations.

« Reply #113 on: April 23, 2009, 07:44:48 pm »

haha same here hehe. Cheesy