Ok I decided to go check out how Nervous is doing so I checked on him and I love this character he delivers madness everytime...here more Nervous chilli mayhem...
"NERVOUS! CALL THE FIRE DEPT!" Loki screamed.
"I think it's ready now Loki can you help me serve it?" Nervous was getting anxious it had been two hours since he had ate chilli and he couldn't deal without it.
"Out of the way!" Fireman Joe was getting sick of coming out here to put out flaming chilli, Loki needs to watch his nutso nephew a little closer damnit! he thought to himself as he put out the huge flames.
"Look Friend, someday you are going to hurt someone with these kitchen fires. Do you remember what we discussed in firesafety class last week?" Joe was tired he didn't want to be mean to Nervous he sort of felt for the poor shmuck.
"Yes Joe you said the stove is like a loaded weapon it can kill if we are not carefull" Nervous replied proud of the fact that he actually remembered his firesafety lesson.
"That's right Nervous, you will be more carefull right?"
"Yeah I dunno what happened the ground meat was too greasy Master Loki and Circe bought the wrong kind that's what happened" Nervous explained.
"Master Loki?" Joe repeated "Ummm never mind I don't want to know, Ok?" and with that he made his awkward exit.
"Nervous what did I tell you about calling me Master in front of others?"
Loki was fuming he had a migraine.
"Oh yeah thats only for when we play genie with Circe....I forgot" he chuckled a bit but then remembered his chilli and momentarily panicked..."Loki I need the chilli now can I have it?"
"It's burned but here ya go...
I'm going to lay down I don't want to be disturbed Nervous, you understand? Loki scowled.
"Yummmm....chilli a little burned but still good..."
Nervous scarfed down the burned chilli like there was no tomorow it made a bit of a mess. He was also a bit smelly cooking chilli all day has a way of making anybody smell.
The house was frankly starting to be a sty from the constant chilli assembly line.
Nervous actually gagged when he found a roach on the bottom of his bowl.
But soon got over it and continued eating. Nobody quite knows when chilli became his obsession, but it seemed to be a harmless side effect of the medicines Loki and Circe were testing on him.
The phone had been ringing for what seemed like hours. When Nervous answered it was Circe.
Circe: Nervous! I been calling for hours where have you been?
Nervous: I was eating chilli. It was so dark and lovely it was a little dark today but after I removed the roach it tasted good enough.
Circe: Listen carefully to what I am telling you Nervous....I am bringing a dear friend of mine over today after work that kitchen better be clean you hear me you little worm?
Nervous: It's not dirty. I just spilled a little sauce on the floor but I will clean it up Mistress Circe please don't hurt me.
Circe: Shut up with that already Nervous I told you not to call me that!
Nervous: Oh yeah.....well Loki called you that cause he still not divorced and you sleep in his bed and are like not married to eachother but it doesn't matter cause nobody knows what happened to his wife...right?
Circe: Right.....long sigh....just clean up Nervous ok?
Nervous: Yeah I'm gonna do that right now.
Nervous looked around he had a lot to do Circe was moody he didn't want to cross her so he decided to clean up.
For some reason there was a huge pile of garbage right in the middle of the kitchen. How did it get there.
Nervous screamed out a long howl..."WHY DOES THIS KEEP HAPPENING?!"
Loki screamed from upstairs "Nervous if you are not quiet I will come down there and kill you with my bare hands, do you hear?"
"Oh! Sorry Loki I'll be quiet" he yelled back.
He got busy cleaning up. Tasks sometimes took Nervous a long time to complete he didn't want to get in any more trouble.
It was time to do the dishes
Nervous liked doing dishes the bubbles made him feel happy...
Nervous sighed...soft happy bubbles.....
Bubbles reminded Nevous of chilli bubbling on the stove ready to fling into a bowl and his own hungry desperate mouth. He felt that twinge he felt when he had chilli on his mind.
Just then Circe got home she was pleasantly surprised to find the house fairly clean.
That was of course until she got close enough to Nervous to smell him. Nervous looked up from the bubble trance.
"Nervous the kitchen looks fine you go ahead and get cleaned up now" she said without breathing in.
"I'm making chilli for you and Miss Jenny" Nervous said without looking up. Jenny......she was so pretty.....blonde and married to some old alien she was hot Nervous had a crush on her he wanted to impress her with his prize chilli. This time it wouldn't be dark it would be light and lovely like Jenny...
"Jenny? Do you like chilli?"
"Well...yes I do"
Nervous hands started to tremble visions of chilli going into Jenny's red mouth were arousing him...
His chilli was done! It was pure perfection.....Jenny would eat his chilli.....Nervous could hardly wait...
"I apologize for my manly smell Jenny I have been cooking all day to make this just right it's my Mother's recipe" Nervous explained.
"Oh it's quite alright Nervous it's a human smell at least not well alien.....the smell of a real man" Was Jenny flirting with Nervous? hmmm...
"Jenny I think once you eat my chilli you will understand what makes a real man" Nervous said with glee. He couldn't stand it any longer he shoved the whole serving bowl right in her face. Jenny just looked at him in wonder and surprise.
Nervous ran outside to enjoy his chilli alone he had given Jenny enough to wet her appetite, it was time to celebrate by himself with his beloved chilli.
Jenny was a little shaken from having the serving dish pushed into face but once she tasted Nervous chilli she discovered it was quite good!
