Important announcement regarding "Donations and pay items".

[kathy]

Only if you do my laundry.

[brooke_82]

Im so damn gullible. After sitting here grumbeling to myself last night (when the notice first came out) I decided what the hell, I paid for a peggy sub so i certainly can pay for a sub here.

So Kathy where shall i send your Midget?? and would you like him wrapped in paper or plastic?

[weetzie]

Damn... I barely even do my own laundry. Stupid laundry room being on the other side of the apartment complex and barely ever unlocked.
 
Hmm.. *looks around desk* I have ketchup! And a snazzy little moose plushie.

[xxDJxx]

Yes. i am so glad you guys are doing this.  Ill pay 500 hundred dollars upfront to get the insim for seasons.

[galidor]

you people have waaaaaaaay too much time on your hands.:smt120

[Eric]

Im so damn gullible. After sitting here grumbeling to myself last night (when the notice first came out) I decided what the hell, I paid for a peggy sub so i certainly can pay for a sub here.
 
So Kathy where shall i send your Midget?? and would you like him wrapped in paper or plastic?

Mail the midget to our P.O. Box ... wrap him/her in duct tape (paper or plastic not acceptable).

[Morgan415864]

between you guys and MTS2 i wanted to through my friggin comp out the window, lol. good job guys, you *almost* had me going until i realized everything had went all martha stewart...

btw  KATHY im 5'0 does that count as midget enough?...

[kathy]

you people have waaaaaaaay too much time on your hands.:smt120

Actually quite the contrary, if I had too much time on my hands I would have moved all the downloads on the site to the premium rofl

[xxDJxx]

okay you know what, iw as very affended by all this talk about Midgets.  My mother is one, and it is very hurtful to see you guys making fun of them and luaghing it off.  

Im not joking!

[kere]

If I had enough time on MY hands, I would have made you a pie

[kere]

... and a toilet-roll holder

[kathy]

Cheesecake?

[trl]

LOL Kathy, I don't know if you've been to the sister site today but BBB has the perfect midget for you. ROFLMAO! He got us all so bad this morning.

[kathy]

woohoo I'll go there in a few and get him

[PiperK1980]

okay you know what, iw as very affended by all this talk about Midgets.  My mother is one, and it is very hurtful to see you guys making fun of them and luaghing it off.  

Im not joking!

I had my aunt read this topic, who has dwarfism and even she didn't find it offensive. It's not like they are bad mouthing them anyways, chill.

You guys are good!!! April Fool's to you too!!!