You have been playing the Sims 2 for too long...

[Eric]

if...

1.) You reach for your mouse if you want to initiate a romantic interaction with your partner

2.) If you are a woman and you say "my meshes are getting bigger it's time to download some new bra's"

3.) If you say "I need to change into more comfortable recolors" during a date



feel free to add your input but please keep it appropriate for general audiences...  


Yeah I am a little bored...

[kathy]

1. You are disappointed when you don't experience fireworks/partner barks while woohooing.
2. You jump out of bed as soon as you are done dressed and actually make the bed.
3. You forget to pay your bills and you offer them your fridge instead of shutting off your electric.

[timalan]

1.  If you open your wardrobe, spin round and are disappointed to find you're still wearing the same clothes.

2.  If you sit on the toilet fully dressed and make a mess of your pants.

[Teresa]

You start spouting off words like boolProp snapObjectsToGrid false to make things fit into the corners or moveobjects on to remove clutter

You start talking to a rabbit no one else can see

you start walking around nude saying things like you cant see me naked i'm censored :lol:

[luckyqod]

When you watch a movie and are thinking to yourself "I have that couch, stairs, etc. for my sims."

[quilker]

when you decide to play SSX3 but then find out you don't even have the game...but then you continue to insert some random CD into your computer.

[cherrydollphi]

when you start talking to everyone you know in Simmish becuase thats the only language that counts.

when you pride your self in having the COMPLETE collection of sims games including TS1 expansion packs,TS2,  TS2 University, The Sims busting out, Urbz, and coming soon TS2 NightLife...

when you peek at your neighbors suspiously making sure they dont steal your garden nome.... *eyes her neighbors ¬.¬* :evil:

when you know all the college rock songs by heart.... :oops:

when you pre-order an expansion pack and then dream of playing it, then waking up to go play it but only to realize you dont have it yet... :cry:

[taniaissimo]

When U keep wishing u could press 3 to speed up ur day.

[cherrydollphi]

You go to your boss and demand a raise becuase you've maxed out your creative, charisma and logic points

[Eric]

lol at all the funnies

[Usul_Princess]

You explain to your doctor that prenatal care and such isn't necessecary because your pregnancy will only last 3 days.

You think about how low your energy bar must be at the end of the day.

You expect to go from fat to fit in a couple of hours.

You constantly critisize your teen for not being an overachiever.

You consider it cheating when the other woman your seeing is "cheating" with her spouse.

Your illigitamate children cry softly when they see you kiss their steparent.

[kathy]

lmao oh my those are funny

[Lizinator]

- When you realize that you actually have to do your laundry  :?
- When you do something like eat or take a shower, and instinctively look to see if your needs bars have gone up  :lol:
- When you realize that making a REAL relationship work the way you want it to takes much more than just some hugs, kisses, and sharing your interests with the person  :oops:
- When you are sick of cleaning or yardwork, and you think you can just walk over to the phone and hire a maid/gardener (well, maybe SOME of you can, but not me!!)  :|
- If you use cheat codes (which I do), you forget that, in real life, you actually have to worry about how much money you're spending...you can't just type "Motherlode" into the cheat window when your funds get too low...don't we all wish?!    

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[maniac19642003]

These are all really funny and some are true. I know I'd wish for some of these to really happen lol..

[Innocent]

these are all funny and so true !! i know i was wishing that when i went into labor with my son that i could just spin around and he would fall into my arms!! and most of all that i could go from fat to fit in just a matter of hours!! ahhh that would be great!!